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Yeah just ont neck nowadays Tommo

Oldham, England
Joined December 2012
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@dwOknn
Kenan
3 months
“Just do half and see how you go on”
@lufcgilly
ʎllı⅁
3 months
Live your life like this dude and you’ll not go far wrong 😆
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Kenan
7 years
Hahaha clearly never played 30 mins extra time in a cup tie have you?
@Chloe_GShore
Chloe ferry
7 years
A don't think lads understand how much cramp hurts 😭
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Kenan
4 years
This girl on Tinder aired me after I told her I was from Oldham. It’s well and truly humbled me.
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Kenan
6 years
Hahaha stinks of Liquid & Envy that does
@wooooddyyyyy
Matt Woodward
6 years
Anyone else remember that remix of ‘that’s not me’ by skepta which was mixed over ‘intoxicated’ and was legitimately played in clubs for a period of time between 2015-2016? How was that allowed to happen
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Kenan
1 year
“You did alright when you came on tbf” is unreal comedic timing. In stitches!
@OOC1874
out of context 1874
1 year
GLOSSOP NORTH END VS @1874Northwich HIGHLIGHTS 🔥🔥🔥 | 1080 HD | GNE | REF 12TH MAN? PEP 2.0 🥶
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Kenan
4 years
Only just realised the fat bald geezer who walks behind him is Tyson😂
@NoContextJFury
No Context John Fury
4 years
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Kenan
4 years
Was buzzing with my results yesterday but it put me in an even better mood knowing all my mates have smashed it at well. What a time its been at uni!
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Kenan
6 years
Nothing but pride for my town.
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Kenan
4 years
“All lives matter” yeah thats the whole point of the BLM movement. Your lives have always mattered, we just want our lives to be valued as human, is that really too much to ask?
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Kenan
4 years
Being able to say you dont think this “is the right time” for protests is a prime example of white privelage. We don’t have a choice, you cant schedule the fight against racial oppression. Just stop killing us and then there’s nothing to protest.
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@dwOknn
Kenan
4 years
Blackpool, Lancashire.
@d_raufe
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4 years
Can anyone guess the location
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Kenan
6 years
Come on student finance lets be fuckin havin ye
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Kenan
8 years
When you offer to make everyone a brew cos you're polite but then the twats actually say yeah😩
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@dwOknn
Kenan
5 years
Bit strange having underage girls on social media fella
@_riostowell
Rio Stowell
5 years
Underage girls be going on a night out once and posting it on their stories for the next 6 months and saying “need another night like this” 😂 we get itttt you went out 🤣🤣
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Kenan
6 months
6’5 centre half dribbling, scoring and hitting the siu? Yer da is fucking raging watching this in 6 weeks on facebook.
@scoutedftbl
SCOUTED
6 months
This is an 18-year-old, 6'5" centre-back dribbling through midfield using both feet before planting a finish from the edge of the box. He is on loan at Roma from Juventus. His name is Dean Huijsen.
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@dwOknn
Kenan
9 years
When you & your teammates get too close... @JackGrealish1
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Kenan
5 years
Beginning vs End of the decade. Barley changed mate😂
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Kenan
5 years
No sure whats more odd, Eubank chilling at home in jeans, bowtie & Sheriff’s badge, or his lad having just one singular smartie?😂
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@dwOknn
Kenan
3 years
They’re not racially abusing us because we lost, they’re doing it because all they need is an excuse. These people need any opportunity to spread their hate. Absolutely sick of it.
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Kenan
7 years
Well that took a while😂😂
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Kenan
7 years
DJ Khaled's made his infant son an executive producer on his records and I can't even get a birthday card off my dad ffs.
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@dwOknn
Kenan
4 years
If you think this will be over in 3 weeks just have a look at this. Not a fucking clue have they.
@joshcharles_21
joshua 🐀
4 years
we truly are doomed
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Kenan
6 years
He’s no Finnish, he’s only 28.
@MundialMag
MUNDIAL
6 years
Describe your favourite player without mentioning them by name
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Kenan
4 years
Surreal experience being a part of this today, the collective love & anger was so powerful. It feels finally like the people want change.
@YourAnonCentral
Anonymous
4 years
The #BlackLivesMatter protest in Piccadilly Gardens #Manchester . (📸 @TheMancUK )
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Kenan
5 years
Garden lane Cafe. If you know you know.
@ladbible
LADbible
5 years
The classic meal could be under threat, as one in five people under 30 years old have never had a full English. 😮😠
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Kenan
4 years
Truth! Rock, Blues, Jazz, Soul, Disco, House, Techno, Hip Hop, Rap, Reggae, Bashment, Afrobeats... The list goes on. People can’t love black cluture but not stand with BLM, it doesn’t work like that.
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Kenan
1 month
Ally McCoist is one decision away from calling Michael Oliver a cunt here.
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@dwOknn
Kenan
27 days
@AliPlumb Furiously typing at a a computer (no actual commands made) then saying “I’m in”.
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@dwOknn
Kenan
4 years
A reminder that Adama Traore is a liar.
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
4 years
A reminder that Adama Traore says he doesn't lift weights 😳
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Kenan
4 years
Dogs can’t get it but Lizards can, mad.
@BBCBreaking
BBC Breaking News
4 years
Prince of Wales, 71, tests positive for coronavirus and has mild symptoms "but otherwise remains in good health"
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Kenan
7 years
Where did he donate? Asking for a mate.
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Kenan
5 years
He’s looking like the cockroach from Men In Black that wears a corpse’s skin as a suit.
@DailyMirror
The Mirror
5 years
Prince Philip to return to the Queen's side in Sandingham after leaving hospital this morning
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Kenan
5 years
They literally deliver, why is Fiat 500 twitter obsessed with unnecessary drive thru’s?
@JessBelll1
jess
5 years
all i want is a nandos drive thru how good would that be
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Kenan
4 years
Anyone who’s disagreeing with what Wise say’s I guarrantee either has a footballer as their profile pic or has never played competitvely at a decent standard. Most likely both.
@HLTCO
HLTCO
4 years
Opinion seems to be split on this from Dennis Wise. Fact is, it’s what gets said in dressing rooms around the country every week.
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@dwOknn
Kenan
6 years
Mate you play counties football, get a few quid a week to go halves on a bottle on a Saturday night and tell all the girls you play in league one😂
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Kenan
8 months
@Casey_Evans_ And McTominay takes his goal. You could not write this.
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Kenan
4 years
His teammates need to learn what solidarity means.
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Kenan
4 years
I made peace with the fact i’m going to spend my entire life in debt a long time ago. Just one of them init.
@JustKevvv_
Kevvv
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I sat here and deeped this for way too long. We are fucked.
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Kenan
7 years
Why's he getting Pedro into the Walls Of Jericho?
@brfootball
B/R Football
7 years
Looks like Cesc Fabregas has been looking after himself during the off-season 💪🏼😳 (📷 @cesc4official )
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Kenan
4 years
Struggling to see the point in this way of training other than for likes and views.
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Kenan
4 years
Outnumbered, unarmed and defenseless. If you can’t see why we’re fighting back then you cant be reasoned with.
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Kenan
5 years
How right was I?😂
@dwOknn
Kenan
7 years
Love that Kolasinac, right fucking unit. Sort of lad who'd play chicken with a lorry after 2 pints.
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Kenan
4 years
58 years of age.
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@dwOknn
Kenan
5 years
Do you reckon Katie Price sends Dwight Yorke a card on fathers day written with her weaker hand just to reinforce the guilt?
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@dwOknn
Kenan
4 years
No strange habits but sadly walked in on @ElliotConboy1 bashing his bishop😂Sleepless nights were had after that
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@dwOknn
Kenan
4 years
Feels so weird not having any assignements or deadlines due. Need to find a job rapid before I go insane🤣
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@dwOknn
Kenan
3 years
Shut up you fuckin tit.
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Kenan
3 years
Christ how old and slow is that Belgium back 3? Portugal will cause them some trouble.
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Kenan
3 years
So you’re telling me that the monarchy of Britain, pioneers of colonisation & enslavement, continuing as recently as the 1950’s, are racist? I for one am shocked😐
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Kenan
5 years
Look at his face. The leap on the lad as well! Sensational stuff.
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@dwOknn
Kenan
6 years
Dont ask for extra Jalapeños then? Or surely you’d see him putting them on and ask him when to stop? Fucking daft tweet this.
@nouraspberry
not raspberry
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I asked for extra Jalapeños. I think the Subway guy wants to murder me.
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Kenan
4 years
Immigration.
@AnaSamways
Ana Samways
8 years
What’s considered trashy if you're poor, but classy if you're rich?
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Kenan
4 years
The worst bit about Uni was the awful water, proper dead Chester water.
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Kenan
5 years
Remember how good Rooney was when he was pissed off? Absolute fucking nutcase but he could change the game by himself in seconds! I miss him😕
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@dwOknn
Kenan
5 years
The game I love is dying.
@markcarter1986
Mark Carter
5 years
Craig Dawson of Watford booked for a perfect tackle. Not even a foul! 🤯
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Kenan
5 years
Do you reckon they get kicked off Naked Attraction if they get a hard on while filming?
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Kenan
4 years
This will be retold in that lads local everybweek till the day he dies, megged a Ballon d’or winner!😂
@jeffafc
jeff🇵🇸
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Kenan
4 years
Anyone who’s been to uni knows its an absolute graft! Everyone who gets through it should be proud and even more so if you get what you wanted. Either way its a massive achievement!
@samuoeno
køkø benø 🧛🏾‍♂️
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I was hesitant to tweet it cause I disappointed myself a lil bit but mans graduating uni with a 2:2 in sports psychology 😊😊
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5 years
Ric Flair would be proud!
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Kenan
4 years
I’m sorry have I had a recent fall or something, since when was “counter-protesting” basic human rights not labled as Fascism? Call them what they are please, scum.
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Kenan
6 years
Jesus😂open for a surprise
@tancredipalmeri
Tancredi Palmeri
6 years
New team promoted in Italian Serie B, Cosenza, led by president Guarascio, pictured in the not photoshopped screenshot below (via @nonleggerlo )
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Kenan
4 years
If by Gucci you mean dog shit, then you are correct.
@ElleMozzer
Ellie H M
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Cheshire tap water is the Gucci of tap waters
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Kenan
5 years
Working out how much money i’ve wasted from missing lectures
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Kenan
3 years
Got addressed as ‘Karen’ in an email at work yesterday. Of all the ways my name’s been misspelled this is deffo a first😂
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Kenan
5 years
Don’t really concern myself with the lives of the royals, but that kid is 3 days old and already being racially abused? The world is fucking sickening.
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Kenan
4 years
Couple months till I turn 22 and I’ve found another grey facial hair. Into double figures now.
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Kenan
6 years
Hang on. Even if he had no wife it’d be fucking dead weird for him to watch them shower surely?😂
@ryeneale19
Rye Neale
6 years
Harry Redknapp is such a DARLING. Turning his back and looking away whilst the girls are in the shower and said the only person he wants to see like that is his wife 😫😍💍 #ImACeleb
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6 years
How on earth is Ramos 32 and getting about with a V cut? Absolutely criminal.
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Kenan
4 years
This is what its about, a successful young working class lad looking after the people who need it... WHEN ITS NOT EVEN HIS JOB. What a legend. 10x the character that Johnson or his lot will ever have.
@MarcusRashford
Marcus Rashford
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An Open Letter to all MPs in Parliament... #maketheUturn Please retweet and tag your local MPs
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4 years
So so true! Genuinely baffles me that people think this online persona they create actually matters.
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Kenan
1 year
So glad I was raised how I was. Any sort of weird behaviour like would’ve been stamped out immediately.
@glumirror
Alma
1 year
This is actually insane
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Kenan
4 years
The British public idiotic and selfish? If this is news to you then you must’ve been living under a rock or had a recent fall.
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Kenan
5 years
Luna Appreciation tweet.
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5 years
5 is eyeing me up, fuckin beautiful.
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Kenan
4 years
You realise the more you use that vile scumbag’s name the better her career is? She lives off controversy, just block her.
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Kenan
4 years
For me Fury has now won 17 of the 19 rounds he’s faced Wilder. A rematch would be absolutely pointless and dangerous for Wilder.
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Kenan
5 years
The game is absolutely rotten man😔
@Sporf
SPORF
5 years
🙅‍♂ @Padiham_FC 's fixture at @CongletonFC was called off after @TonyAghayere1 was racially abused. 👏 Manager Liam Smith removed all of his players from the pitch. 🤔 Congleton were fined £160 for the racial abuse. 🤯 Padiham were fined £165 for removing their players.
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4 years
What a creation cheescake is!
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@dwOknn
Kenan
5 years
Grow up.
@ambphillipsx
ambs
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Halloumi is gross. I said it
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7 years
@PH1862 how do you think football clubs grow? Stands and fans appear out of thin air?😂
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Kenan
3 years
Garden lane caff is the one in CH1. Stuff of legends.
@MellaDee_
Mella Dee
3 years
Big up the local caffs round the world. Fuck McDonald’s breakfast go grab a butty from a proper greasy spoon
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Kenan
4 years
Go to bed bruv you have zero sense or credibility.
@SkyNews
Sky News
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BREAKING: Health Secretary Matt Hancock says members of separate households are banned from meeting each other indoors in Manchester, parts of Lancashire and parts of West Yorkshire from midnight tonight. Read more:
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Kenan
4 years
I’ve just lost a shitload of data for my dissertation and one of my toenails has fallen off. The Monday-est Monday i’ve had for a while.
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Kenan
4 years
Only “true elites” know what a sprained ankle feels like, wtf does that even mean? I hate the way people talk on social media😂
@AfcBrandon_
💋
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Only true elites will know how painful this is when you play football and this happens
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Kenan
5 years
Phone’s on its arse, batteries now going even when “charging”, also got fined £50 by met fed. MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS.
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Kenan
5 years
Just sat in a freezer for retweets. Surely people have better things to do with their time?😂
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Kenan
7 years
Hahahaha obviously Oldhams in the mixer
@ladbible
LADbible
7 years
England's 10 worst towns to live in 2017 revealed, according to new poll.
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Kenan
5 years
There we go. Aren’t I a fucking idiot😂
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Kenan
5 years
Can see Arsenal pumping em tonight.
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Kenan
3 years
A 4 year old called me a nigger when I was walking out of a shop a couple years back. Their bigoted parents are already doing it, make no mistake.
@CBSNews
CBS News
3 years
How young is too young to teach kids about race?
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4 years
Fuck right off, this has to be a windup😂
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Kenan
6 years
Oven bottom Muffin/ muffin for short. Dont @ me.
@Chris_Parkerrr
Chris
6 years
it’s a fucking roll, all you northerners better shut the fuck up, debate done
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Kenan
5 years
Real Madrid fans are the worst in the world. Bale is a legend, simple.
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Kenan
8 years
Everytime I go on a night out someone will be like "yes not seen you in ages!" & All I can think is I know your face but who tf are ya😂😩
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Kenan
5 years
Just no hope is there? Absolutely clueless
@_Grimanditweets
Gilles 🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
5 years
#SerieA 's new "No To Racism" campaign..
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Kenan
3 years
The British media hate black people more than they hate nonces.
@JayMotty
Jay Motty
3 years
Never forget which Prince the British media came for…
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6 years
Losing this would ruin the entire year😂
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Kenan
3 years
Why?
@overtime
Overtime
3 years
Bro doing the most INSANE workouts ever 😯 (via devonlevesque/IG)
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Kenan
1 year
When I worked at Tesco in college, my manager asked me if I wanted eid off, because she just assumed I was muslim. Had to break the news a few months later when she wanted me to work xmas day!
@Tripolar_B
Never break kayfabe
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You ever had a racist experience but it was funny tho
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Kenan
6 years
Just got my Euros ready for Croatia tomorrow and it turns out that’s not their currency😂😭
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Kenan
5 years
Shaun Ryder is Luka Modric’s biological father and I won’t hear otherwise.
@ManchesterDose
Mainly Manchester
5 years
Happy Birthday to Shaun Ryder of the Happy Mondays, who turns 57 today.
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