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just tryina make some fweinds!

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@dumpsternympth
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@dumpsternympth
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5 months
Dumpster diving is good actually
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@dumpsternympth
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@godprincess_oat That TV isn't glowing rn it's practically beaming.
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4 months
I saw a bumper sticker that said "if you honk I'll KILL MYSELF"
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1 month
I had a dream that mario was a hot latina.
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2 months
@KOROSSIVEGHOST @Valerie_tbh Maybe if you stop drawing shit like this they'll want to spend time with you?
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7 months
Good morning! HIII
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5 months
I wish I had a big sister...
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1 month
You know shit is about to get twisted when your girlfriend busts out the goblet.
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6 months
my tummy hoitz
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@dumpsternympth
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6 months
I'm looking at my dog right now and I'm going "lol you don't know anything about taxes" I'm so jealous for real right now.
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1 month
I don't trust anyone who hasn't been abandoned by all their friends for being toxic.
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7 months
I wanna eat a macaroni!!
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7 months
Good mornin'
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5 months
Pronouncing mitochondria like mito-CHONG-dria.
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4 months
I hate school.
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29 days
They need a new olympic sport where snipers take shots at a dummy recreation of the archduke franz ferdinand cavalcade.
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7 months
I'm doin better folks.
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what twisted webs we shoot
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5 months
I have been destroyed by the pit.
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@dumpsternympth
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6 months
It's sort of depressing that the best way to stop corporations from training AI models on your art is to put lots of swears in the alt text.
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2 months
There is nothing more annoying and boring than someone who is annoying and boring who thinks that they're blowing your mind - and yet the only polite response is to be kind and humor them. Wow, haha, u are a code wizard who likes bdsm and you have a dog collar? Twisted...........
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5 months
I had a dream that there was a new kind of covid called "brown covid" that just gave you insane shits.
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5 months
Tomorrow is 4202024........
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5 months
We really lost something when europeans stopped using eating gloves we need to bring that back.
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5 months
kinda obsessed with this comic
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@dumpsternympth
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2 months
Thinking negatively: I'm salty. Thinking positively: I've got a saline SOLUTION
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3 months
If the united states valued freedom every retail worker would get one free kill per shift.
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7 months
Good morning once again!
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@dumpsternympth
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5 months
A friend sent me some really good pictures of the eclipse and I didn't know what they were and for a second I thought they were sending me pictures of their boobs and I was about to freak out before realizing that it was a photograph of the moon and sun. What's wrong with me.
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2 months
It's a damn shame how glitch art used to look like dirty NES cartridges and now it's just blurry AI slop cooked up by racist boomers on facebook.
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@notkavi In fact this intersection is exactly why religion is so dangerous in those spaces because it insulates it from critique and puts ideologies with huge bodycounts onto a pedestal. "Obey me because it's important to me" kills people!
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@dumpsternympth
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6 months
Good morning!
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7 months
I wanna eat a pancaek
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@dumpsternympth
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I just want a job where I'm using my skills to fix things or to help people that pays me well enough to have my own space and eventually retire but I am legitimately too stupid to pull it off. Not to complain too much or anything I just wanted to put it out into the universe ig
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@dumpsternympth
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4 months
twitter is like walking down the street and seeing a mentally ill person fighting another mentally ill person except it's the internet so it's 100,000 mentally ill people at their absolute worst in giant battle royal fight and there's studio lighting, ads and a kisscam
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@dumpsternympth
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3 months
you can't even write perverted letters to your wife about how much you love farts anymore because finnegan's woke
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2 months
Every election is incredible because you get to learn how craven and worthless your fellow american is.
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4 months
I've got gooooooOOooOOOld underneath the ground!!
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4 months
*johnny cash hurt voice* I saw a frog today...
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5 months
I had a dream that AGI existed and I got into an argument with it and it owned me by telling me my exact body temperature.
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5 months
I want pizza....
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5 months
need wife.....
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5 months
Good marnin cowpokes!
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7 months
There is no limit to the amount of coffee that I want to drink rn.
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5 months
I wish I had more friends who I could play videogamwes with and chat on discord with and share art with and talk to about movies and share upsettingly overlong diatribes about extremely disturbing anime and manga where people's insides are falling out
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2 months
@twinkhoncreole She did hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of cocaine when she was younger and it's given her cobweb brains.
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3 months
I don't really believe in anything or have any values I just like saying funny words.
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5 months
Making a guitar stand!!!
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6 months
What if a shitstorm was a real weather pattern.
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4 months
There has never been a better time to drop a Drake diss track.
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5 months
I... neeed.. pizza..
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3 months
Really hate this website sometimes.
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7 months
please don't smoke cigarettes around me I do not appreciate it very much thank you
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4 months
SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER!! SCHOOL'S OUT FOREVA!!!
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5 months
I wish I had a girlfriend...
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6 months
I want to eat a pizza.
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7 months
I'm sick send me prayers please.
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5 months
What's the point of having a surveillance state if I still have to file my taxes. The government already knows the answer.
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2 months
Totally whitepilling experience: just told my maid that Biden just dropped out and she started jumping up and down shouting "LET'S GOO KAMALA"
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@dumpsternympth
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5 months
I found a camera in the dumpster and I haven't looked to see if it has an SD card because I'm slightly scared that it might have footage of a murder on it.
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@dumpsternympth
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7 months
Good morning folkxws~
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4 months
minecraftian beings....
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4 months
I'm about to get crunk and I will be unreachable I love all of you and wish you good end of school tidings.
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4 months
Good morning!!!
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2 months
I just hope that when I die and go to heaven there's a killcam.
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@dumpsternympth
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2 months
Shoutout to all my friends who want to be edgy and alt and have no personalities but try anyway you have horrible taste in everything but I support u unconditionally
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@dumpsternympth
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24 days
Idiots: it's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism. Me a chad super genius: I can imagine both, easily.
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5 months
Lord grant me the serenity to acknowledge that crunchy tortilla shells are bullshit and the wisdom to ask for another one.
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5 months
It's probably healthy if I accidentally eat some eggshells.
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7 months
Good mornin folks
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2 months
ttiiiired
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4 months
I went on a walk today and I saw a snail and on my way back from that walk I saw the snail again and it was smashed to pieces. I had thought about moving it but I did not and the snail's murder hurt me - but there are worse things happening in the world so this is all I'll say.
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2 months
"save democracy!" > look inside it's an oligarchy
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3 months
Is there hope for a girl who only has hate in her heart (me)
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3 months
Me: hey what's up. Normal person: hey what's up.
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5 months
I have risen from the pit once again!
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I have been destroyed by the pit.
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2 months
Ranch dressing flavored beef jerky.
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17 days
Ripley: there's a creature on this spaceship that's KILLING people you need to get off right now! Me: but I'm waiting for an older autistic woman with a startling variety of interests and a completely selfless work ethic to come and save me!
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4 months
FUCK SCHOOL IM OUTTA THERE LOL
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7 months
donut smoke cigarettes
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If a "trans community" existed no trans woman would ever have to work retail ever again.
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7 months
OO this sucks I have the world's worst ear infection I'm not going to go into a lot of description about it but oh my god it's so gross and painful
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2 months
some of u freaks need dis
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If I were in a relationship with someone and they made a spreadsheet modeling my behaviors or reactions to things then I'd end it. It's over. You're a hell person. Get the fuck away from me. I'm not an excel entry. What are you my fucking boss?
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Really getting into icey cold beverages rn..
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7 months
good mornin!
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4 months
I had a dream that I had a pet cow that I could ride!
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5 months
i want to believe... ...in myself
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goblet grotto
@ChiefofIsaac
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the ancient little wizard
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7 months
Good morning folks!
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5 months
Why do people makes posts where they say "imagine [verbing] [noun]" and then post an example of whatever they just asked me to imagine. I don't have to imagine it. You just posted an example of it!
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3 months
posers. It's POSERS.
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I just learned that you can eat every single part of a beehive.
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7 months
stoned british guy: no, like, really... ...what *is* all this then?
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5 months
The realization that my art has to be relevant to other people is really putting a crimp in my whole "outsider artist who does whatever she wants whenever she wants" plans.
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7 months
The internet feels so much more sinister than normal.
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2 months
these nugs are sooooo dank....
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