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@dudeBearington

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31 || 21+ PLEASE || Orc Apologist || Dudeist || Forklift Certified|| Getting a little more NSFW every week

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Joined July 2021
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
2 years
@ashhhhhhole Yes the child I'm carrying is potentially his
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@DoItBetty @camilli_amilli Not wanting kids ✅️ Vasectomy scheduled ✅️ Wearing condoms ✅️ Pro-abortion ✅️ Rare boy math W 🫡🫡
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@dudeBearington
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2 years
@ClaireMax I forgot about milliseconds and thought you went for two and a half HOURS
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@miniondeathcult Finally, some hard evidence to the age-old question: How many teenagers could you beat in a fight?
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@scpwiki Does this affect heaven-bound travellers only, or will other planes experience delays as well?
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@dudeBearington
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9 months
@hoeingforsoup Praises great communication and then COMPLAINS ABOUT IT??
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@dudeBearington
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2 years
@sewcialism Applying for jobs makes degradation kink go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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@dudeBearington
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6 months
@angel_0f_deathx Jenga would like a word with you
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@Rizdraws @cinnabus Nut hit the drywall so hard I named it Kyle
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@dudeBearington
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11 months
@SquarespaceHelp @CindyLouWho_2 Doesn't "offers you the option to opt-out" mean you've been opted-in?
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
1 year
@oncloud_e Am I giving meat to get secrets, or giving secrets to get meat? 🤔🤔
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
2 years
@pugmane And yet somehow ALSO like the composite sketch based on descriptions of the man who kidnapped the very same child
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
1 year
@MILFWEEED I operate under procedure that requesting days off is a courtesy so they know when to cover my absence, largely since I (and more importantly here, YOU) already own the time and should use it as you see fit 😤😤
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
6 months
@angel_0f_deathx Check the room for traps, secret entrances, and clues. I won't be tricked by clever henchmen a fourth time 😤😤
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@dudeBearington
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3 months
@abbyygiirl Every single promise you make you KEEP and I am ✨️grateful✨️
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
2 years
@Yedois @RobDenBleyker the racism disclaimer holds up as the jalapeno is named Jose
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@dudeBearington
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2 years
@heyLyssten THANK YOU 🙏🙏🙌🙌
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
9 months
@itslanabee I smoke a joint the same way I eat pussy: all the way to the butt
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@dudeBearington
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2 years
@heyLyssten About to be my favorite pic of 2023 🥺🥺🤩🤩
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
9 months
@itsmissblair Would you prefer them to the left or right? 🧐🧐
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
1 year
@cowboybecsbop I am going to war, war with myself, fighting the urge to leave work and get back to cuddling even though I need to make money to survive in this capitalist hellscape
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
6 months
@feefal_ Maybe this is the time to mention Shintaro Kago and his cover art for the album You're Dead! by Flying Lotus? I would understand if you've seen enough that it's not redeemable from here 🫠🫠
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
9 months
@mochamanko I'm not here to make any bold claims, just to put my name in for a shot 🤤🤤
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
8 months
@oncloud_e I admire the confidence to try that approach while you're holding a S W O R D
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
2 years
@TrashBrainIdeas @abitonline Actions speak louder than words 🤌🤌
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
9 months
@mochamanko @mankoprincesss You're shadowbanned as hell in my notifs, but I keep an eye out for you
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@dudeBearington
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9 months
@mochamanko YOURE FERAL IM SCREAMING OH MY GOD
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@dudeBearington
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5 months
@oncloud_e Is that sword sharp? Do you need to test it? I could stand still while you uuuuh
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
1 year
@babyfooji Detective! I need you on the case immediately
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
1 year
@angel_0f_deathx My need to know context is always tempered by regret of digging deeper 🙃🙃😮‍💨😮‍💨
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@Rapscallion_Art I'm nominating you to become the Only Billionaire
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@dudeBearington
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8 months
@jenyxdy @jillintheb0x I don't think many things have occurred to him ever, at all
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@Cici_Astral YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@EliseLaurenne I, uh... I forgot. But I live here now 🥺🥺🤤🤤
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@dudeBearington
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2 years
@natalieexking LOOKING (loudly)
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
6 months
@mochamanko SPRINTING TOWARD YOUR LOCATION (I do ✨️not✨️ know where I'm going)
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
9 months
@mochamanko Best tweet to wake up to 😩😩
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
2 years
@awlivv Be CAREFUL I hear they hurt 😫😫
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@BaSingSeUpdate Ugh FINALLY you'll be able to fix that hole in the wall
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
1 year
@maggie13moodie I have never been more serious than now when I say you've got the best of both worlds
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
1 year
@BukkitBrown Cursed? It's what he would have wanted 😤😤🤌🤌
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@schleeey_ I respect her decisions 🙏🙏😤😤
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@dudeBearington
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28 days
@abbyygiirl No thoughts, only [loud tv static noises]
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@schleeey_ I'll do my best, but I expect the same from you 😤😤
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@mochamanko Gotta get that extra blood flow, if you know what I mean 💪💪😈😈
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@mochamanko I'm about to go to the gym, and THIS is what I see?? (Please fill my water bottle for optimum hydration)
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@babyfooji BABE WAKE UP NEW ORB TO PONDER JUST DROPPED
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
Touching a cop's chin and gently lifting it up so he can see the sky for the first time
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@pastelwife Cock has a certain desirable energy to it, but I use dick much MUCH more often
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@Naomihh666 I would also hate that 🙃🙃
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
2 years
@RRollplaying The creature knows of this prank and befriends the Ranger so as to shame their peers. The creature in question is a Beholder named Blinker Fluid
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@rott3nl0ve Suddenly very ready for a nap
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
1 year
@mollymoonnn Forget the headset, the horrors of reality are enough to sustain me. I brought snacks and drinks tho, should I put them on the table?
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@dudeBearington
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5 months
@oncloud_e If you don't know who it is, you're bro
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
6 months
@abbyy_giirl Gonna play a quick game of 52-Card Pick-Up, the way I would fumble both immediately and completely 😩😩
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@Naomihh666 Do it do it do it DO IT DO IT
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
1 year
@stupidandhot I just know he quietly picked up the pumpkins from the bowl one at a time while he waited for his views and comments to start rolling in
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
1 year
@PhamilyStandard Taking notes TAKING NOTES 🧐🧐🤩🤩
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
2 months
@lindawg I'm not here for discussion, I'm here to support your correct opinion on the matter
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
8 months
@extrablair I do NOT need to be asked twice 🙏🙏🤩🤩
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@Naomihh666 I THINK it's not if you're not also a furry or otherwise suited yourself? I also think it depends on the extent to which your Wolf is costumed
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@SandyFrizzle What if we just...✨didn't✨ do that
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@dudeBearington
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2 months
@pixiielf Impervious to all damage because the way I'm falling to my knees and dropping my weapons screaming, "Why do we wage war when there is such unfettered beauty before us??"
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@dudeBearington
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6 months
Brb becoming a stonemason so I can erect an entire temple
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
1 year
@mochamanko FUCK YES FUCK YEAH GET IT GET ITTTT I should post my pump from last night one sec 💪💪🤘🤘
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@dudeBearington
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10 months
@sickgir1 I'm willing to be the smaller person, in this instance 😤😤
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@dudeBearington
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9 months
@angel_0f_deathx I AM APPRECIATING
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
2 years
@lushcatlyn GIMME THAT MOUTH it ain't sloppy seconds just good etiquette
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@Naomihh666 Following you on here so I know they're not by accident 🤷🤷🤣🤣
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
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@dudeBearington
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2 years
@fuckyouiquit It's been legal since the National Labor Relations Act passed in 1935 😤😤
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@mochamanko 🙏🙏🤘🤘
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@dudeBearington
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3 months
@abbyygiirl Ooh, my dentist is gonna HATE this 🤤🤤
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@mochamanko PROUD OF YOOOOUUUU 🙏🙏🤘🤘
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@Naomihh666 I am SO EXCITED to get home from work today 🥹🥹
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
2 years
@StardustSub @LammaticHama Plastic slingshots will also help with expedited delivery, if you'd like to maintain safe social distancing
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
11 months
@oncloud_e I'll sell you candy just for the sound 😳😳👀👀👁👁 (please don't take me home I have bills to pay)
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@mochamanko ALSO GRATEFUL FOR THAT LOOK AT YOU GOOOO
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@dudeBearington
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1 year
@itslanabee Gender...is...stored...in...the...dirt... got it, thanks!!
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@dudeBearington
Connoisseur of Your Mother
2 years
@RRollplaying Is the Boink negotiable? Could I have arrows that sound like slide whistles or a menacing-looking squeaky hammer?
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@dudeBearington
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2 months
@abbyygiirl Good morning!! 😍😍
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@dudeBearington
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2 years
@BaSingSeUpdate The mistake is not in assuming that I am stupid or loyal (to the great city of Ba Sing Se), both of those are true This mistake is assuming that I have money
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