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true boner | I mostly post about 60s sci fi tv, classic yuri, and twin peaks

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BELOVED SMALL TOWN
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hey guys I'm at a future landmark
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it's crazy remembering adam died in 2001. like he never saw a single youtube video. he doesn't know what a fnaf is. he's never even seen the incredibles
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I think about this post every day of my life
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I SPENT LIKE THREE HOURS ON THIS
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I shared this on priv but this is such a crazy story I had to share with the class
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close enough welcome back james t kirk
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Sabrina Carpenter makes out with alien at the #VMAs .
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not sure if I ever shared with you guys this image from tumblr, my favorite thing to ever exist. I think about it every day
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I don't doubt that maybe jim kirk was meant to be a womanizer but unfortunately william shatner looks at every love interest with wide wet sad eyes as if he's fallen in love for the first time in his entire life so I can't buy anything but jim being genuine
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I feel bad for every spock actor that came after leonard nimoy because trying to match his levels of unadulterated cunt is simply an impossible task. you can't repaint the mona lisa
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do you guys remember that time on star trek where everyone got period cramps
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once again I have to emphasize that I am not the person that wrote the episode where spock gets so horny he has to fuck or else he will die and so he and kirk tussle around in the sand and he is fine afterwards. take it up with the star trek writers man
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@drwambsgans NO, STOP IT. KIRK AND SPOCK ARE NOT GAY, NEVER BEEN GAY, NEVER WILL BE GAY. YOU ARE ENCOURAGING TOXIC MASCULINITY! STOP IT NOW! STOP IT FOREVER1
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this is the funniest possible thing he could have done
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bones saying "you need to sleep or I'll force you to sleep" and spock laying down until he leaves and getting back up immediately after????? deeply unserious sir. that's peak spones 😭😭😭😭
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sorry it was really funny seeing this guy for the first time I thought it was squidward
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crazy how this was a real published article in 1986
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t'pring literally did nothing wrong how could you ever hate her. she invented slash fiction by making spock and kirk fuck i mean fight in the sand at her wedding. we would be nothing without her
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LMFAOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭
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black suits spock so crazy well no wonder everyone was obsessed with him
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these shots are always crazy to me like jim this is a work environment
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it's crazy how jim is mega book smart the kind of guy that breaks the curve in all his academy classes but you can't always tell bc his two best friends are an actual doctor and a man who has memorized encyclopedic levels about science and culture
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amok time best episode ever made. it's a wedding. it's a divorce. it's a spirk sex scene spread out across 30 minutes. it's romeo and juliet. it was made in the late 60s. bones and spock's soon to be ex wife and in laws are watching them
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I think it's funny to hear from my grandparents who had cable when star trek was airing that the effects were bad even back then. they really and truly had three cardboards and a dream
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everyone's mean to data and literally all he does is say funny stuff correctly and get his fingers stuck in chinese finger traps and talk about how he wishes he was a human too like am I supposed to hate him
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behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person
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it's so funny that sarek goes to kirk's house to yell at him and call him a heartless deadbeat for leaving spock while kirk has his katra and then within one conversation he both finds out about his crazy dying words to kirk and that spock's katra is in a completely different man
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extremely funny to me that even in the simplified art style they have going mccoy keeps his eye bags
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still so funny to me that kirk brings bones along on every mission for fun. he has no reason to do all that and bones probably should not be leaving sickbay for field trips where he is in mortal danger. but kirk couldn't function without his emotional support doctor
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dilf of all time cary elwes fyc
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half the beauty of spirk is that even when bones isn't there it's about bones. city on the edge of forever is about saving bones amok time has bones saving them the search for spock is partly about spones symbiosis. he haunts the narrative. a wife waiting on her husbands' return
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you ever think about how goddamn lucky we got to have these
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wait it's really funny that at spock's wedding his parents aren't even there. is that normal or did they think it would never work out bc they'd seen what he does around the captain and figured logically it wouldn't last five seconds past reception
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when they're mean to mr spock
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I'm obsessed with every time his little accent bleeds thru. born to be a cowboy country doctor forced to be a starship cmo
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two aging gays dishing each other at a party while vying for the attention of william shatner
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his favorite place in the world is the captain's shoulder. like a parrot
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they've always gotta be a little at odds bc I think with their combined cattiness and judgement if they were together in dunking on someone they'd be unstoppable
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happy star trek day to the three characters of all time
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did you guys know this is fucking WILLIAM SHATNER 😭😭😭😭😭
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I love an β€œunknown organism.” hell yeah bring that bad boy onto the ship
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it's still so crazy to me how spock is vulcan royalty like could you imagine being jim kirk finding out at a black tie event that his dad is the vulcan ambassador
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amanda might be stronger than me bc if my baby spock was being bullied I'd be knocking down doors and telling off parents and making phone calls. your son was being emotional over my son first. maybe my son pushed your son because that's the logical thing to do with jerk kids
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I desperately need to watch his old cowboy movies because oh my god
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my wife. she's in the bisexual room
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do you think every time jim breaks a rule they need to make a new starfleet regulation about he sends a report in like this
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hoffman misspelling matthews' name for the saw trap is even funnier when you remember matthews was one of like maybe five people on hoffman's team and he just never bothered to learn how to spell his name right 😭😭
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spock undergoing the universal experience of your parents sharing embarrassing tidbits about your life to your friends. jim's little laugh at the end oh my god 😭😭
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they don't tell you watching star trek for the first time that leonard nimoy directed two of the best films ever made by human hands but holy shit
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I get it bill I would have written a book about my undying and eternal regret and affection over him too if this happened to me
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BABY SPOCK ON VULCAN.... HIS BIG FUCKING BEAR.... ALL THE KIDS ARE BEING MEAN TO HIM STOP IT STOP IT!!!!!!!!!
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spock and his two boyfriends who cling onto him like he is a life raft at every opportunity they get
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blushing and giggling on the elevator bc his two favorite silly science guys keep bickering with each other what is his deal. he'd probably love reading niche academic papers
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found another really good gif
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"he wanted us to learn" "and did you" has gotta be one of the most unserious exchanges in the entirety of saw. hoffman was crazy for that like how did he not get caught immediately
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he fights with all the grace of a wet cat
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good morning everyone
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no but it is kind of crazy that bones hasn't come up in snw yet when deforest kelley is one of the only three names they put in the opening credits on star trek like
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kind of love how no one swears or cusses regularly on old family tv so when kirk says "go to the devil" I have to gasp a little. like holy fuck he's PISSED!!!!!!!
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it's kind of crazy how often he needs spock to save him
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trick or treat oomfs I'm leaving these in your buckets
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what are you guys doing for star trek day. I'm leaving out some color cubes by the window for captain kirk and his crew
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it's hard to engage in star trek vs star wars like one of them has bones how does the other even compete
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I know bones is literally dying but this scene feels like doing 13 straight lines of yaoi cocaine. spock holding bones like that hand to head!!!!!!! "you've got a good bedside manner spock." this might be the spones scene ever filmed
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gonna be honest with you guys this is my new favorite bts photo
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still brat summer for one more day πŸ™πŸ™
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people that still fight so hard to argue spock and kirk are straight are so wild to me how does that viewpoint still exist. like they actually invented fanfiction. give it up bro. it's been over
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I love pictures of jim next to bones and spock he's three apples tall
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they should have put leonard mccoy in more silly outfits all the time
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you ever watch 60s sci fi and go damn we've learned a lot about biochemistry in less than 60 years
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I like the idea of spock being invited to girls night idk
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my beautiful princess wife who has hypertension and is wanted in at least three star systems
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in starfleet do you think they do like special topics classes do you think they have a history credit special topics in starship captain missions and it's titled something like "everything wrong with kirk's enterprise how the 5 year mission succeeded and failed" and it's 16 weeks
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watching a star trek video essay I'm obsessed with the description of q as a massive loser obsessed with a tiny group of humans. my favorite guy on that show for real
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khan in the star trek films looks like he walked right out of he man like he serves massive cunt he slays he looks like he just skinned a tiger with his bare hands you're telling me the new khan is bbc sherlock 😭😭😭
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#SPONES girl, so confusing
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yeahh πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί
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your 20s are for developing attachments to fictional characters that will keep you going
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they're playing this song at the coffee shop
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his dramatic ass
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do you ever think about how hoffman just went to the fbi office to announce to strahm and perez that he's single
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PEREZ: Boy or girl? HOFFMAN: Girl. PEREZ: I didn’t know you were married. HOFFMAN: I’m not. It’s a short story, believe me.
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if you hate him you will die and go to hell
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"why does spock call you babygirl" "how about we stop talking for a little while"
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smoking hot and body snatched
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you know what. it HAS been one of those weeks. yaoi be upon you
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sometimes u gotta cheer urself up with pictures of old men
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jim and his peacock boyfriends over here
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I know kirk and spock are brain bonded I just also like to think mccoy is in there too. it's just a little bit silly. I like to think they annoy each other over it while they're dishing it out at each other
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big day for mckirk fans
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Today is Bi Visibility Day.
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you know bones and beautiful princess start with the same letter. makes you think
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still so obsessed with spock's eyeshadow and the idea that he starts wearing it after meeting jim and the idea that somehow this rubs off on bones and he's wearing it all the time too
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"average star trek character comes back to life" factoid actually statistical error. bones and spock, who die and come back to life within the course of a single episode or movie, are outliers and should not have been counted
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how lucky am i to have met you in this big world
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do u guys have like a specific pic of your fav that u simply cannot move on from like its been ages and ur still there
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does he know how hot the turtleneck lab coat combo is
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it's actually crazy how pretty both of them are james kirk can you fight
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how it feels having deadlines I'm procrastinating on
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actually I'm a natira kinnie. she saw bones for like 2 minutes and she knew he was suffering and she still decided I will wife you up and take care of you for life and they got married in 10 minutes and for what it's worth she committed to that. she's the realest πŸ’―πŸ’―
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they're so annoying lmfao
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hairy first officer riker πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™
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the future birthplace of james t kirk has a museum and a post office and a jerky shop and a feed store. and ten million corn. it's so perfect 😭😭😭😭
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#SPIRK people of the world spice up your life!!!!!!!!
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I'm crying over bones idk why I think he's just very cute it got too overwhelming
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YEAH
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they call it missing your wife because she is a miss and you i where i wife i need you miss babe i love Wake up
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