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5 months

Like tell me this isn’t a good idea @eaglelondon @eaglenyc2 @EagleLAOfficial @sfeaglebar @DenverEagle @eagle_seoul @eaglesaopaulo @eagletokyojp @eagleportland @EagleAmsterdam @eagletoronto @EagleManchester

drunk october surprise

@drunkgrindr

5 months

The Dublin-NYC portal but make it a jerkoff window at all The Eagles all over the world

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5 years

In case anyone isn’t staying home: the nurses group chat I’m on is discussing the refrigerated trucks being parked around hospitals to store bodies because there is no more room. Stay the fuck home.

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Cicero Lipschitz

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gay guy brain syndrome:

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2 years

GUYS a London friend went to school with ms. peep and has the yearbook to prove it

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@The_SoWavyBrand This campaign woulda made me feel a whole lot less alone when I was growing up.

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2 months

There is an fword at the campaign that absolutely knows this will sell.

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10 months

My friends encourage me in my career goals

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5 years

@MontriciaHubba1 @crowfreak Patients are dying from causes other than covid at increased rates because hospitals lack the supplies to be able to save everyone.

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6 months

Where’s my qan*n about this

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3 years

“Ifkyk” - gays at this fashion show.

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6 years

Category is: BISEXUAL BOOTS THE SENATE DOWN SENATOR

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1 year

Gotta hit up my usual haunt this weekend

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7 months

@cfree94 this is the ultimate gay-boy-imitates-mother-shot-on-iPhone-picked-up-by-major-network opportunity I’ve ever heard of

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4 years

I told the nurse giving me the shot that I felt a little silly taking a pic and she said, “Nah, it’s history!”

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10 months

Break my labor union and then my back, dad

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7 years

Alien (2018)

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7 years

🔥🔥🔥

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5 months

The Dublin-NYC portal but make it a jerkoff window at all The Eagles all over the world

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6 months

STORMY DANIELS SERVED AT 3 DOLLAR BILL???!?!

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11 months

GUYS I found the signed DVD that the maverick men gave me & peter after we interviewed them for the YouTube show. PORN ON A DVD. A FOSSIL.

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6 years

You have a mustache and are at the gym AND your shorts are above the knee, then you like getting your butthole licked. Thems the rules.

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5 years

@mcsteamworks YES. DRAG HIM, MA’AM.

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3 months

My entire pride look got stolen cuz @FedEx delivered to the wrong address and so I’m just gonna have to have to pride naked. Everyone say thank you to fedex.

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3 years

joe manchin & kyrsten sinema finding out that the House just sent them the DC statehood bill

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10 months

Craigslist, adam4adam, and grindr

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5 years

Okay how bout I keep tweeting about politics but also dip my toe into slutty selfies? That’ll win back some ppl that unfollowed I just know it

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4 years

Look. It’s not a bad bathroom design.

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10 months

The lady said they were “blue pearls” but like she didn’t need to work so hard to sell me

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7 months

My duvet cover right before I get silicone stains all over it :/

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1 year

My 6’4 friend went to the bird bar with the trough

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6 years

The pic isn’t mine, but the FEELINGS sure are

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10 months

Is everything he says funny or am I swooning so hard that my precum hurts?

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5 years

Political twitter is starting to really bum me out so it’s time for another reminder that the media has an incentive to divide us and will over-cover things in order to do so. Also it means time for another nude

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10 months

Z*we and I were at a house party once, and she didn’t think me on shrooms with a lit 4 candle candelabra was safe so she blew it out booooooooooo

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4 years

Knew I recognized those forearms from somewhere

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2 years

what’s he making us for breakfast?

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5 years

@RepGosar Check up your own ass you low-rent excuse for a congressman.

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1 year

@BenjaminCrew1 @ the funeral like

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7 years

A cockring is not a Halloween costume.

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6 years

Well it took me all damn night but I think i saved my tumblr

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4 years

Guys I haven’t loved a paste-a-figure meme this much since the Angelina Jolie’s Leg days

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5 years

My husband, the 6’6 man who just winked at me while whistling along to Carly Rae Jepsen’s Now That I Found You, and I will get married this fall in the very midtown lockeroom in which the blessed event happened.

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5 years

I’m still deff gonna fuck this guy lol

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5 years

Guys my paper straw costume disintegrated in the most deliciously meta way.

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2 years

Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper can suck shit for throwing Kathy Griffin under the bus when trump sent the fbi after her

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11 months

He Wants to Hook Up in his Car: an examination of the high cost of single occupancy housing in the American suburbs using lust-based social media conversations from over 3000 gay men who went home for the holiday

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2 years

S’ gonna be a scorcher out there, gals. Dress accordingly ✨

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9 months

s*ltburn isn’t allowed to be the theme of your party unless you plan on killing the top three wealthiest guests at said party

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4 years

Some of you know im a nurse. And SOME of you know that New York is applauding at 7 each day. And ALL of you know I enjoy day drinking. So here:

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6 months

prep should be in gummy form

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4 years

It’s the my body language when my friend Billy told me he was gonna show me how to split wood

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6 years

Oh_work_bitch.jpg

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6 years

Something something it’s over for you hoes something it’s MY ride

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5 years

Listen, thotty semi-naked hike all you want, but the last time I had sex in the woods I got 5 ticks.

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6 years

Listen don’t fuck Republicans, even if they throw “moderate” in front of it.

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4 years

After quarantine is over I wanna be like titanic: split in half and filled up.

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6 years

Dom top in the tweets sub bottom in the sheets, amirite?

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5 years

It’s like a witch’s house in here, David.

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3 years

Collectible Diana discourse

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4 years

it’s my birthday lol send nudes but more importantly complements 💛

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6 years

A lesbian couple just opened a fried chicken and donut shop on my block - so I guess adios to my “summer body” plan

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5 years

“You stole my clip on earrings at your sisters wedding because you were drunk and wore them on your nose. Your cousin Coryn has a picture!” - my mother, with the evidence.

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5 years

You wanna feel gay? Wear a thong in public under like a straight outfit.

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5 years

Cute pic but also evidence of why roommate @nygay90 and I always get mistaken for as a couple.

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11 months

The cranberry sauce direct from the can

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6 years

Roses are red But I’ll tell you what,

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7 years

Oh this? This is my networking jockstrap.

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6 years

CONFIRMED: Gays moved in downstairs

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5 years

@gaywonk I have the opposite of this, Carlos:

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I’m fucking so good at Halloween #OZEMPIC #pharma

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2 years

My performance every single time we all changed into our gym clothes before PE

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4 years

*on the phone with my mother* Mom: Shit, I gotta pull over Me: Why? Mom: There’s cows lying down. Im hanging up, I’ll send you pics.

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2 months

you’re one in a million, once in a lifetime.

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6 years

I’m leaving my socks on for sex because it’s fully winter and my feet get cold and if you’re gonna freak out about it then you’re a republican.

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5 years

my Christmas single, No One Can Host (Because We’re All Sleeping in Childhood Bedrooms) ft.StillScrollingOnScruffTho, is dropping tomorrow and every day until I get back to New York.

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7 years

I'm a metal cockring. Happy first night of Halloween, gays.

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11 years

When you go home this thanksgiving, remember to check your local grindr to see which of your high school classmates are sucking dick now.

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