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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

1 month

When you ask a volunteer to knock doors instead of going to wave signs.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

1 month

Me when I switched from Campaign Sidekick to i360 and learned I couldn’t cut my own walkbooks anymore

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

redbull and cigs IS a valid breakfast

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 months

Watching 21 year olds on twitter that refused to knock doors with me 2 years ago now calling themselves campaign managers and wearing Trump Force 47 hats is really giving me a laugh.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

I’m deleting it knowing good and damn well that I’m gonna have to download it again eventually.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

Why are some of you like this?

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

1 month

My face when the canvasser is explaining to me that it somehow wasn’t door fraud from 2 miles away

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

I hope some people feel attacked by this meme

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

Field staffers walking up hills after picking up a nicotine addiction

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

Every. Single. Sunday.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

7 months

A volunteer’s face when you tell them that knocking doors matters more than waving signs

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

Republican primary ‘24 is gonna be rainbows 🌈 & sunshine ☀️!!

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

3 years

We’ve all been there

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

Gotta stay comfy when doing voter contact, doing doors in suits is for silly gooses.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

Doors? Doors. Doors? Doors! Doors?! DOORS!! DOORS?!?! DOORS!!!! DOORS!! DOORS!! DOORS!! DOORS!! DOORS!! DOORS!! DOORS!! DOORS!!

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

Average “consultant” vs. average @campaign_cowboy

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

10 months

You have $3 to build your perfect field staffer: $50 - proficient in excel $100 - believes in the candidate $200 - owns a suit $250 - competitive $300 - has a car $400 - doesn’t cheat doors $2 - alcohol $1 - memes

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

@campaign_cowboy

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

Please? Just like 1 door? Maybe 3?

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

3 months

Please make 1 phone call

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

More. Doors.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

1 year

“Oh you want me to knock doors? Yeah sorry man I’m trying to be a campaign manager or chief of staff when I graduate.”

Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

1 year

Nothing makes you hate college students and recent grads like early campaign recruitment efforts.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

no peace

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

If I’m ever in a position to hire field staffers again I’m just gonna go pitch the guys that stand outside Chic-fil-a and take your order.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

I know we’ve all probably deleted our walk apps by now, and there’s not an election in sight for most of us. But there really aren’t any excuses… we should all be knocking more doors.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

cRaZy RiGhT

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

1 year

How canvassers look at you when you tell them to go back out because they’re not at goal

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Drunk RD

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2 years

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

3 years

@campaign_cowboy

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

It’s not called a “block walk” it’s called a walkbook.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

My drafts are great

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

1 year

I’ve been workin all day Slavin’ all week To make sure these fuckers GET THE DOOR NUMBERS I NEED

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

no 🧢

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

I miss it so much

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

1 year

You know what will really motivates RNC field staff nationwide? Getting them all on a call so they can be talked at by the person who understands field so poorly that we’ve lost elections 6 YEARS IN A ROW!

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

I find myself hilarious

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

FO: “Listen man, I only have two goals this cycle, I want to win the election, and not get addicted to cigarettes.” Me (an upstanding RFD): “You can’t have your cake and eat it too.”

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

1 year

Oh you didn’t know it was campaign season already? Could’ve fooled me. I’m standing in my garage 3 glasses of whiskey deep chain smoking while staring at a spreadsheet that hasn’t changed in any way in an hour.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

26 days

Canvassing firms really are the wild wild west of campaign work

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

GO KNOCK DOORS!!!

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

HQ be like

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@drunk_RD

2 years

Facts

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

Me after bringing donuts and coffee to a door launch

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

“So when can you drop off those yard signs for us?”

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

1 month

DSD: why aren’t you at door goal RFD: …fuck

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

NEED. MORE. DOOR.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

1 year

Super Tuesday States vs. Early Primary States

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

Upside of campaigns being over: read some great books, started eating healthy again, time with family and friends, (marginally) less smoking Downside: I’m so fucking bored I would knock doors for free.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

Asking someone to knock doors the first time you go to a meeting is like asking someone to marry you on the first date.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

1 year

I MISS THE PEOPLE I TRAUMA BONDED WITH.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

I am knocking doors. I love it so much. It is so fun. I am NOT typing this at gunpoint.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

1 month

Say it with me now, at least we’re not on advantage.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

When I apply for jobs during the off cycle I wonder which is more disconcerting to non-political employers, the fact that the word “Republican” is used 10+ times on my resume or when they are trying to figure out what transferable skills I could possibly bring to their company

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

WHERE WERE THE SIGN WAVERS WHEN DOOR GOAL WAS RAISED?

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

Ugh

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

SO THERE I WAS ABOUT TO KNOCK OUT MY LAST BOOK OF THE DAY WHEN THIS WOMAN SAYS “YOU CANT SOLICIT IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD” AND I TRY TO EXPLAIN TO THE OLD KAREN THAT POLITICAL CANVASSING IS PROTECTED SPEECH UNDER THE FIRST AMENDMENT AND THEN WHAT DO YOU KNOW SHE CALLED THE COPS ON ME

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

1 year

I was told my content has been lacking lately and the reason is… I’m no longer in an abusive relationship with my job.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

1 year

Fighting the overwhelming urge to just cut through someone’s back yard to get to a part of the walkbook that’s half a mile away if I follow the road but only like a 100 yards if I do delinquent shit

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

It’s used to be a challenge, now it haunts my every waking moment.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

If you haven’t been chased by a dog you shouldn’t really even call yourself a field staffer. It’s a badge of honor and we wear it with pride.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

I’m pretty sure they do this on purpose

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

3 years

✨💕excel💕✨

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

knock more doors

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

goals are floors not ceilings :’(

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

FOs after one month of consuming nothing but nicotine and Redbull

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

3 months

You show me an Organizer that has “12 vols that knock doors at scale every weekend” And I’ll show you how I got back from Narnia.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

Appropriately placed sign

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

If you don’t already embrace the suck… get ready

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

1 year

I’m really tired of people citing how experienced they are and then acting like they’re too good to knock a fucking door. Shut the fuck up and pick a new field.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

11 months

I love it when I attack myself

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

Now… I sleep.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

1 year

Majoring in poli-sci prepared me less for working in campaigns than majoring in history would’ve prepared me for working at Panera.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

Fuckin phones am I right?

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

YAAAAASSSSS

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

1 year

Stupid fuckers with the HOA

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

Me in interviews. What I bring to the table you ask? A fire work ethic, killer memes, and a borderline suicidal sense of humor that would give even the best Comms staffer a heart attack.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

Every day we have the opportunity to learn something new. … Today I learned that I should secure the yard signs in the back of my truck before I get on the highway.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It is not a story the Jedi would tell you.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

GOOOOOOOOD MOOORNING VIETNAAAA… GOTVVVVVV!!! It’s never too early for doors, why aren’t you getting out the vote right now?

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

1 year

I am starting to drink enough to be funny again, loving this cycle 🫠

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

1 year

Found a bar that does Karaoke every night. Never leaving.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

Workaholism doesn’t work very well when you’re unemployed. 😢

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

5 months

I’m trapped in a hotel with some of the highest performing but most mentally handicapped members of my field team for the next 5 days and it makes me want to call every person that ever supervised me and apologize profusely.

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

Is the bottle of whiskey in your desk for special occasions or for every day?

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Drunk RD

@drunk_RD

2 years

“Look if I stopped drinking, productivity would go down. Let’s talk about it being a ‘problem’ after we win.”