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4 years

@ginadivittorio my theory is that women have been conditioned by conservative values into being repulsed by sex and terrified of being a “whore” that they find comfort in a someone who is equally hesitant to have sex with them

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@blahblahemily $4000 cash and a gun

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2 years

@sarahschauer that’s how you end up with a 14 year old who has one eye and herpes

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@thebiggestyee not one comment about her personality, her generosity, her life as a wife and a mother, how he appreciates her. just “i’m gonna cum on your face”

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@LolOverruled he’s like 800 years old, he’s got the spirit

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1 year

@sferenchak i never want to live the life of somone who thinks carrots are too sugary

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1 year

@LolOverruled i don’t know the difference between a lime (59¢) and a mango ($3.99)

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@acechhh “he went back to high school and she went on tour” was harmful to my health

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1 year

@clhubes the thermostat for our apartment was in someone else’s apartment. “here’s their number, text them when you want it changed”

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5 years

@MichaelaOkla i would be sadder if i had a baby tho

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no gods no masters no new yorkers

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@abernothing once in high school the springs came thru my box spring and so i slept on the floor for a bit. the dog had a memory foam mattress

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5 years

@bvorwerk *still takes five years to graduate*

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4 years

@bocxtop

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4 years

@Nellfromthere @smallestslime we have heat but the thermostat is in the neighbors house lmfao

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8 months

@im_lowkey_asian is he still stinky

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3 months

@gldivittorio alas it is true, in report after report after report

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1 year

@ask_aubry why do men always think being tired is an excuse to not do anything. EVERYONE gets tired.

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8 months

@MichaelaOkla how do you even buy something $1M. do you just type in your debit card like regular

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2 years

however, i would venture this is not the worst winter ever at Donner Summit.

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Worst blizzard conditions I’ve ever experienced in my life at Donner Summit, California.

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@racheleklein you are in fact, entitled to food. everyone is entitled to basic human necessities. no need for shame over something like eating.

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10 months

@BanishedCrab have kindness in your heart

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1 year

@LolOverruled i could take 30 days off if i happened to die in 31 days

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1 year

@littleidiotgirI you can maybe get a parking spot and sleep in that

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1 year

births went up by 3% but infant mortality went up 21%. congrats, you traumatized families forever and you have more dead children who suffered horribly

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Texas’ abortion restrictions – some of the strictest in the country – may be fueling a sudden spike in infant mortality

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5 years

@bocxtop imagine moaning Phil

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@NatMcDermott2 ten months ago? babies have been created and born since then

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4 months

@La_calderone clementine is also a serial barfer on my similar carpet lmao

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4 years

@badboychadhoy if they want someone who cooks and cleans, pay a housekeeper.

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1 year

@LolOverruled we will never give philly back

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2 months

@sunspira_ @wedge_shaped when i was a waitress someone refused to tip me because “the bathroom smelled and it ruined her appetite”

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2 years

she is scared of sneezes and sirens and swishing of pants if anything ever happens to her stephen king will write a book about me

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3 years

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5 years

@DJ_Wynne @JackKennedy i don’t even think i have anything that can play a dvd

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2 years

@IQTAYH @humanaaron that’s why you give yourself the employee discount

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6 months

so hitting a police officer with a car is a felony but when someone hits ME with a car its “eh, shit happens”

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Philadelphia Police Officer working @PhillyPolice ATV/dirt bike detail “intentionally rammed by ATV” police sources say. Happened in South Philly at Packer Ave near 95 “Officer had head injury and possible broken foot.” ATV rider positively identified after caught&arrested.

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2 years

@SheRatesDogs she HAS to tell liz.

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5 years

@emilywithcurls @kohlgrrl We were strikingly similar looking babies

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7 years

@LJ_Rape3 @brittttxnysc ...you should take her name 😭😭😂

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5 years

@BeefedUpStud girls are so pretty. every one of them was a catch. the men on tinder are not only meh but also terrifying

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2 years

@feederofcats kind of? i’m putting diapers on a 14 year old cat with one eye

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6 months

the bicycle experiment is over. i was intentionally hit by a car on cecil b moore

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2 years

@LolOverruled health is for those who can afford it

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@priya91x @mayaisfiya yep. the only thing i know is his name and that he hates me

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9 months

@ellorysmith wasn’t triangle shirtwaist literally in new york also

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5 years

@lilsasquatch66 i regret having eyes

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@TrevShow @kev_o30 @BlisssAbyss @im_lowkey_asian stinky man

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2 years

@SheRatesDogs “waste 5 days” baby. i wasted 5 days this year waiting for the bus. be for real.

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@acatnamedteddy he is so BABY

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@margebertha the unsaved number 🫡

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@egg_slut 🌞

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1 year

@punished_cait wasn’t he the one who tweeted Porn Gifs

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8 months

@roastmalone_ hey girl i know you changed your last name and now it seems it’s back to your maiden name? just wanted to ask to know i refer to you correctly :-)

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@SheRatesDogs my favorite thing is “i wanna fuck you ur so pretty, until you say no, then you’re an ugly hoe” which is is babes!!

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@KeldritchHorror i recently adopted my nine year old Goblin and even though her kidneys are going i’ll always be glad she’s my baby for however long we have

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@eeberquist the other day i was picking up my brother from a friends house. but i hadn’t been to that friends house in like ten years so i took my best guess. was invited in, was at the kitchen table, they finally asked what i was there for. i was at the neighbors house 🫡

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5 years

@BeefedUpStud this screenshot is from the last four minutes I rest my case

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2 years

i love the @Phillies

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4 years

@SheRatesDogs that’s not a bucket list that’s a fucket list

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someone barfed in my bag.

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@TheGoldenRatio4 i want to live inside this photograph forever

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@AnicaSeelie @crocfanpage “i think my wife is poisoning me” -gets poisoned

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@stclairashley absolutely. i will sit at home, alone, in the dark, and cry instead.

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@mangojuice_22 @fatfatpankocat fat fat panko cat

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@MercyPewPew @evilvillain1231 you can just put whole new organs in there and your body is like “yeah i’ve seen this before”

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@DadadoDadada @LolOverruled kinda green, kinda yellow, oblong, idk bb

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@CharterVanilla @AlHendiify something is telling me the daughter is a bit larger and the aunts are being nasty

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@picardie_aurora its so funny i eat so many lentils and my mom asks "do u have enough food" and i say no and she says "ok :-) ask me if you need anything "

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@clhubes he turned the heat off cause he was going on a trip. in February. it was 34° INSIDE my house

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2 years

@DGlaucomflecken why are my eyes in my head $1300 a year to use. that seems absurd. they’re my eyes i grew them myself.

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@endsanctions i thought this was satire 🧍🏻‍♀️

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@_krillin @kaselnaka i hate this picture why on earth is he wearing slides

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@JackWilliamRtF pretty wi for a fi guy

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@BSmiith918 They're transgender people, not "transgenders". It'd be like calling your friend an "asthma" instead of a person with asthma.

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@JortsTheCat @philamuseum thank you jorts- it is a lovey weekend here in philly and i was thinking of going to the museum, but i will be sure to avoid until their workers are treated appropriately.

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@thebiggestyee they have marketing departments! with millions invested in it!!! all over the world!! they know what theyre doing!!!

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@mrnastynodrama like bro.

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@MichaelaOkla once I got yelled at a restaurant I worked at because someone found a long black hair in their salad but I had hair like this at the time

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@JackWilliamRtF it’s so ugly but it charms me…she is right. you need it.

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why do I even pay taxes

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@im_your_density it’s okayden

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@punished_cait the first time i was in Florida i saw a small animal and i said “oh is that a groundhog?” and everyone with me said “what the fuck is a groundhog? like from the movie?”

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@JortsTheCat clementine always pees with me we are piss pals 👯

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@CdyRnkn jk war crimes nvm

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@feederofcats the face of a man whose most important developmental weeks were on heavy opioids

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@officialhambly thank u for the outfit inspo

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@goodbeanalt chad is on her phone as ✨♥️chad♥️✨ he’s in my phone as “jonathan from tinder”

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@Benjaminhardist @BSmiith918 Asthmatic is an adjective, "transgenders" is not. be respectful of people and don't be reductive. Always put the people before their label.

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@DGlaucomflecken do you think it’s too late for me to drop out of m3 and adopt some sheep and live in my dads backyard selling cheese and sheep yarn

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@LolOverruled i was on the phone complaining to my mom about all the systemic abuse and she said i was “so left” and i just don’t understand how someone lives though this as a low income earner and isn’t radicalized

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@DrPayItBack i’m still on a waitlist for the med school i am attending

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