Gaetz comes to Nashville to appear on Mike Huckabee’s ridiculous TBN show, shows up at beloved East Side bar and venue The 5 Spot, is run off by local hero.
this dude came into our bar in nashville tonight and made literally everyone there feel uncomfortable. then the guy to his left scared him off and then we all cheered 🥳
#MattGaetz
#eww
A group of swastika-brandishing neo Nazis called “Blood Tribe” marched in downtown Nashville today and this is what Tennessee’s senior U.S. Senator is posting about
This is all true. The TN GOP never expelled the members of the House who committed these acts. But break out a bullhorn in support of grieving kids? A bridge too far, apparently.
"We've had admitted child molesters on the floor," said
@VoteGloriaJ
. "We have had members that peed in each other's office chairs. We’ve had someone who has illegally prescribed drugs to their cousin-mistress. And nothing ever happened to those folks.”
Doctor: "Son, you were bit by a venomous snake. You're going to die."
Me, dying: "Bitten."
Doctor: "What?"
Me, summoning last breath: "It's 'were bitten.' 'Bite' is an ... irregular ... verb."
*dies*
Some good news.
Inbox: "
@NashvilleZoo
is pleased to announce the birth of a healthy giant anteater. The mom, a 17-year old named Praim, delivered the male on February 28 at a normal weight of 2.69 pounds. Both she and the newborn are doing fine."
I decided to retire the Scene’s Best of Nashville writers’ choice award for Best Twitter Account. But not before giving it to the very deserving guys at
@NashSevereWx
one last time — and in perpetuity.
I’ve seen the greatest minds of my generation develop thousand-yard stares and deep senses of cynicism from covering the Tennessee state legislature for a single session
Don’t have the heart to tell my kind but politically naive friends who were shocked by Gov. Lee’s re-election that there’s a pretty good chance Tennessee will elect a Republican former WWE wrestler as governor in 2026.
There’s a kid on Tik Tok who found an impossibly deep hole in the woods, and he posts clips of himself and his buddies dropping objects down it. Here he is doing his thing.
Just guy stuff.
Davidson County District Attorney Glenn Funk told reporters through a spokesperson Tuesday afternoon "This office will not prosecute a reporter for peacefully doing his or her job."
My friend's 5-year-old just walked up to me, looked me in the eye, ripped a dollar bill in half and left the room.
I have some questions but frankly it was the most baller thing I've seen in a while.
Thinking fondly about when, in 1992, former Sub Pop and Caroline Records employee Megan Jasper pranked a New York Times reporter by giving him a bunch of fake slang terms and the Times ran them on the front page of its Styles section under the head “Lexicon of Grunge.”
The statement notes that
@Belcourt
employees will continue to receive full pay during the closure.
Also [shouting at the top of my lungs]: THE THEATER WILL CONTINUE TO ACCEPT DONATIONS AND MEMBERSHIPS.
Long live the Belcourt.
The scene at today’s All Out for Palestine Peace Rally in Nashville: For the second Saturday in a row, crowds have gathered in Centennial Park and along West End calling for a ceasefire.
I went to public schools in a conservative Christian Tennessee suburb. Parents there absolutely care more about censoring four-letter words and nipples than they do about educating children on historic atrocities, fascism, antisemitism or racism. Completely inverted priorities.
NEW: The MCMINN COUNTY school board has just BANNED “MAUS”, the Pulitzer-winning graphic novel about the Holocaust — citing 8 curse words and an illustration of a woman that was objected to, with a 10-0 vote.
Exciting news for the
@NashvilleScene
: Beginning next week,
@jrlind
will rejoin the team as a full-time news & politics reporter. We looked at 25 candidates for the position. Ultimately he was, without a doubt, the right person.
More good news on this front coming next week.
My grandmother was 88 when she was out checking on the cows in her pasture one morning. She fell and broke her hip; laid there singing gospel songs and listening to the birds until 5 p.m.
When my uncle found her, she said she figured someone would come for her sooner or later.
Went to pick up some food and a lady thought I was her Uber driver and tried to get into my car. She opened my door and I yelled “I’m just a person!” which in hindsight didn’t do much to clarify the situation.
I had an ex whose favorite prank was to buy those gas station pouch pickles & slip them into strangers’ purses when they weren’t looking. She wouldn’t see the payoff but the thought of someone finding a spicy dill on their person the next day cracked her up.
Pretty good bit tbh.
I try not to bellyache about change too much, because development tends to be the price of living in a city. But as someone who’s been going to rock shows in Nashville since I was 13, watching vital independent venues like Mercy and Exit/In vanish makes me pretty goddamn sick.
My producers dragged me to see ‘Barbie’ and it was one of the most woke movies I have ever seen. My full review of this flaming garbage heap of a film will be out on my YouTube channel tomorrow at 10am ET.
Me: Well if I've gotten it twice, shouldn't it be called "stereo" instead of "mono"?!
Doctor: ... so we offer B12 shots if you'd like one.
Me: OK yes please I'm very weak.
What am I thinking about? Oh nothing. Just WSMV’s 1999 severe weather promo “Snow Wars” starring Nashville icons Bill Hall, Snowbird and Myron the Weather Rat.
Standing on a street corner in the American South on New Year’s Eve listening to dozens of people fire automatic weapons into the air, wondering why I have such existential anxiety
This 2005 quote from Studio Ghibli‘s Hayao Miyazaki has really made my day ... Harvey Weinstein insisted he make cuts to ‘Princess Mononoke.’ Miyazaki said no.
If you live in Nashville and want to vote in the upcoming Metro elections, today is your last day to register to vote or update your registration. Link below. Nine days until early voting.
Proud Boys in the foreground as Marsha Blackburn speaks against transgender health care in downtown Nashville. These are the supporters Tennessee's senior senator attracts.
Photo by
@formvscontent
.
Roughly 180,000 people will be attending Taylor Swift's three-night stand at Nissan Stadium in Nashville this weekend. That's the same number as Davidson County voter turnout for Election Day 2022.