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@douggpound
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4 years
corona remix
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@douggpound
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5 years
He stole my song should I sue?
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@douggpound
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5 years
My dog just woke up and said "oh no" in perfect english then went back to sleep, what do i do?
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@douggpound
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4 years
I like this @billmaher clip but many people are put off by his smug tone, so I dubbed a friendlier voice over it.
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@douggpound
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6 years
NSFW
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@douggpound
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6 years
Sting's full name is "Interesting."
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@douggpound
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1 year
New options to shorten names: Jennifer: Niffer Elizabeth: Zabe Jonathan: Onath Christopher: Stop Hannah: Nah Brooklyn: Ookly Leonardo: Nard Brandon: Rando Theodore: Odor
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@douggpound
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5 years
I should quit buying Time magazine and just get a damn watch.
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@douggpound
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1 year
I filled my trash bins with water. I want to see what will happen when the machine hoists them violently. Not illegal.
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@douggpound
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5 years
Think I’m ready to stop a family
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5 years
My guide to London Street Art
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@douggpound
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3 years
Sucks that poupon only comes in grey
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@douggpound
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3 years
I’m filing for unenjoyment
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@douggpound
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3 years
I made stickers of an ugly selfie I took and my niece doesn’t want them. #unclefail
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6 years
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@douggpound
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4 years
Been skatin
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@douggpound
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4 years
How to make toilet paper during #coronavirus #pandemic
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@douggpound
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4 years
Ugh my dumb carbon monoxide alarm won’t stop beeping how do i
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@douggpound
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4 years
I don’t DJ because I like music, I DJ because I want to go to a party and not talk to anybody :)
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@douggpound
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9 years
I blow my own google glass peep my etsy
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@douggpound
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2 years
My acting reel w/ @jayweingarten please reach out if you want to book me for you TV or movie gig. Thank you.
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@douggpound
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6 years
Maroon 5, viewers 0
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@douggpound
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6 years
I made this for @timheidecker 😎
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@douggpound
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6 years
Why do girls named Elizabeth often shorten their name to Liz? There are other options such as Zabe.
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@douggpound
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4 years
Just found out that TJ Maxx is Trader Joe's side project and I'm obsessed
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@douggpound
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4 years
BASKETBALL Part 2 with @BrentWeinbach Filmed by @timnackashi Music NBA JAM and DJ Douggpound
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@douggpound
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4 years
I’ve been cooking my turkey at 96 degrees for 7 months, it’s almost done.
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@douggpound
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5 years
Portland Rap #content
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@douggpound
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3 years
I hope there’s no anti maskers on the fencing team.
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@douggpound
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3 years
Store Rap. Remix coming soon of course.
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@douggpound
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6 years
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@douggpound
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5 years
I read some comments on a Greta Thunberg post and now I realize that climate change is fake and she’s a shill for the dems. What a relief!
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@douggpound
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11 years
I'm glad the cut on Nelly's face finally healed.
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@douggpound
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6 years
Any beer can be craft beer with enough hot glue
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5 years
Hate when people don’t know the difference between pair, pear and pey’re 😠
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4 years
When I visit this site, I scroll down to see what's buzzing. On some tweets I'll press heart to show the author that I liked what they had composed. Other posts don't grab my attention and I continue downward in hopes of finding something of interest. How do you approach it?
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@douggpound
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4 years
Are children being born during the pandemic going to be known as Baby Zoomers?
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3 years
It's weird being the only good driver on earth
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4 years
It’s cool that no one ever cared what Sussudio means, they just went with it.
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@douggpound
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1 year
Some baby name ideas for preggy folks: Gland Sniper Industrée Pliss Hamper Vest Pistol Survivor Likeael add yours below please
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4 years
I found a dirty coffee mug after the dishes had been washed. I put the mug in the sink and filled it with water, that should make the job easy in the morning.
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@douggpound
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3 years
10 ppl with COVID just coughed into a leaf blower aimed at my mouth. 2020 can’t get any worse.
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4 years
Grocery Rap Remix
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@douggpound
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2 years
If we crowdfunded a new season of Pound House would you chip in? What platform should we use? I put tons of work into a campaign on Seed and Spark and they are giving me round after round of naysayer notes, so I'm giving up on them.
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@douggpound
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2 years
@DallasZoo Close down forever along with all zoos thank u
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@douggpound
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4 years
Kids sunscreen spray is the same as Sport. Why isn't the media talking about this?
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@douggpound
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6 years
I forgot to poke my potato with a fork before i microwaved it :(
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@douggpound
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3 years
Love getting emails from every place I buy an item from 🤓
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4 years
Lol what if covfefe was Trump trying to warn us about covid and the deep state goons grabbed his phone away mid-tweet?
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4 years
I’m gonna have to sign up for “only fans” if this heatwave continues, ok?!
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2 years
If I heart your text, that’s the end of the conversation don’t keep going
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6 years
My new rap dropped
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@douggpound
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5 years
Absolutely gutted. I don't want to type this. Goodbye my friend @BrodyismeFriend
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@douggpound
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3 years
Some new variant names if they run out of Greek letters: BodyRage, Morphlord, I’m_Next, Bloodhunter, Descent, hyperGRIP, Lungsurfer, Think Aga1n, Plunge, Bennigans, Megathread, Sani-Jack, Tuba Tuba, Jennifer’s Mist.
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4 years
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@KnowsNothing
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The editors of the @ericandre show deserve an emmy
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@douggpound
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3 years
I accept all cookies, never been an issue.
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@douggpound
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4 years
I ate two potatoes today. Left the skin on. Could be healthier that way not sure.
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5 years
Doug's Bougs ep #12
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3 years
Kony 2021
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@douggpound
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4 years
Why should I brush my teeth? There’s no hair on them.
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Wonderful designs appear on the ankles when tight socks are removed. Then I watch the em fade back to smooth. Better than many tv programs.
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@douggpound
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3 years
Just put my phone in astral plane mode.
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4 years
I only snort farm to mirror cocaine.
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@douggpound
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3 years
I would love to interview someone that drives one of those insanely loud cars. Probably an interesting person!
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4 years
Grub Hub should delivery beetle larvae or change their name 😡
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5 years
Boeing sounds more like a pogo stick company
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4 years
I bought a ps4 and a ps1, now I got ps5 🙂
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2 years
Not a lot of insects in this episode of Doug's Bougs but many bugs.
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6 years
We like to eat at @souplantation 😋 w Tashi Condelee, @FreeWeeed @UnkleFunkle Izak Cam and co-dir @timnackashi Youtube link -
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4 years
I broke my dang social scene again
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Basketball Part 3 with @BrentWeinbach
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3 years
I believe the golden globes are flat
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@douggpound
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7 years
Tour has taken its toll on @timheidecker again. #Pray4Mikey 🙏🏽 @mikeykampmann
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4 years
The Mandelorian is a poor judge of character, he keeps getting involved with the wrong crowd. Very stressful to watch. He needs to keep a better eye on the baby too.
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5 years
My suicide watch is a Rolex 🤵🏼
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I think I’m an incel now
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I only watch tv at gas station pumps.
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Did you hear about noise? It’s cancelled.
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Try a video tweet, make a video instead of typing it out! #videotweet #dougsvideotweetchallenge
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You’re down by 10, is now a good time to put in your thai order?
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6 years
I never say “I’m sorry,” I say “açaí”
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6 years
A sick Coachella would be just podcasts blasted on a huge soundsystem while i crowdsurf on dehydrated nerds 🤓
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4 years
I hope John Mayer doesn’t join Halen & Company
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4 years
Sunscreen Rap Remix. Shot by @timnackashi track mastered by @WHITERAINBOW
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5 years
I put my airplane in depeche mode.
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@douggpound
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4 years
My verification code expired. It was 4745894. I’ll probably never get to use it again 😐
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@douggpound
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7 years
Why don't they just keep the statues up and change the plaques? "This Asshole Fought to Keep Slavery Legal. He Lost. Haha"
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