Snickers: “Got a ‘penalty time out’ at doggy daycare. I’m supposed to stay in the ‘Tiny Dog Room’ but instead made a wild jailbreak for the ‘Big Dog Room.’ Took 2 staff almost 20 minutes to catch me!” 💨 😳
#TinyButFast
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#TongueOutTuesday
Snickers: “I shoplifted Purple Unicorn at the pet toy store without Mummy seeing. Even in high heels, she ran really fast to go back + pay so I didn’t go to Puppy Prison.” 🦄 👠 😳
Snickers: “I’m having dental surgery 🦷 in the morning with multiple extractions — and I know all will be well 🤗 But Mummy’s not quite as brave as me, so if you could maybe light a 🕯️, I know it would brighten her ♥️.”
#DogsOfX
#DogsOfTwitter
#Yorkies
#Dogs
Snickers here: “This is a picture of me as a baby when Mummy held onto me like a bird that might fly away😳. She’s gotten better over time and is still a nice person . . . even if she doesn’t know how to hold a puppy” 🐾🤪
#MummyTries
#ThrowBackThursday
#DogsOnTwitter
# DogsOnX
Mummy: “Quietly driving home from doggy daycare with my tuckered pup, Snickers. She tipped over in her car seat 30 seconds after getting in the car.” 🤭
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Snickers: “High drama at our house! Mummy opened the new treat bag to give me a dried duck neck—which kinda skeeves her—to see it’s a duck HEAD. An actual duck head. Mummy just fixed a BIG Bloody Mary.” 🦆😳🐾
#DriedDuckHead
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#Dogs
#Pugs
#Yorkies
Snickers: “Mummy + I went to the supermarket and it was FILLED with people stocking up on bread + milk before the storm hits ❄️ Is everyone gonna fix French Toast? 🍞 🥛😳
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#DogsOfTwitter
Snickers: “Here’s me + my ball right before Mummy winged it into the kitchen and took out the newly installed ceiling lights. 💡 💡💡Mummy is the best playmate🫢
#Throw
The Ball AGAIN !” 🎾 # DogsOfX
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#Dogs
Baby Snickers decked out as “Miss America” for a costume party. She wanted to go as the “Statue of Liberty” but there wasn’t a crown big enough to fit over her ears 🇺🇸 🗽😳
#ThrowBackThursday
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#DogsOfX
#Dogs
Snickers: “We just got the call!! Mummy + I are now volunteers to deliver dog + kitty food packs to Critters-In-Need🐾 Helping = Happiness 👏 Maybe Mummy will even let me drive!” 🚗 😳
#LetSnickersDrive
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Snickers: “It’s Mummy’s birthday 🎂 and she’s v-e-r-y old . . . but still a nice person. I got her a big bag of bacon treats and a new chew bone because I’m a nice person, too.” 🥓 🦴 😜
#GeeThanksSnickers
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Mummy: “Mortified! Two pictures of my darling Snickers just came from the doggy daycare staff. One is when she arrived and the second is her happily enjoying ‘Spray Day’ with a water hose!” 💦😳
#MummyIsFreakedOut
#ShesMyBaby
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Snickers: “Dental surgery went perfectly 🦷 Thanks for encouraging Mummy — she’s cool in any crisis — except when it involves me🥰Tonight I’m having pain meds + soft food. Mummy’s having 🍷🍷”
#DogsOfX
#Dogs
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#SnickersSeesSnow
Snickers: “I just saw my FIRST ever ❄️ in Nashville. I braved the blizzard for 11 seconds then cried to go inside. How do those UK + Canadian puppies do it?!” 🥶 🇨🇦 🇬🇧
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Snickers: “Guess what?! I found my birth certificate and my FIRST name really is Snickers! I always thought Snickers was my MIDDLE name and my FIRST name was Dammit!” 😳 🤭
#MummyIsNotAsFunnyAsSheThinks
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Snickers: “I’m in the car! 🚘 Don’t know where we’re going! 🫣 Don’t care! 🤪 Hope I get to drive!” Mummy: “Snickers will tip over 5 minutes after we start. She’s a hot mess, but she’s my hot mess!”
#LoveMyGirl
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Snickers: “It’s ‘Whipped Cream Wednesday’ at doggy daycare. Mummy’s SO happy when I come home and bounce off the walls with a sugar high!” 😳
#WhippedCreamIsMyFriend
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Snickers: “Mummy thought she hid Purple Unicorn — with 5 squeakers + a siren inside his tummy — but I rescued him🦄 Don’t know why Mummy has her earphones on” 😳
#UnicornsAndEarphones
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#Dogs
My darling, Snickers reportedly showed herself an EXTRA good time at daycare: sprinting past everyone and jumping in the pool for a solo swim then gobbling up a St. Bernard’s treats while he whimpered. NOW Snickers is out cold!” 💤 🏊♀️ 🍖
#MummysWildChild
Snickers: “I’m off to the car wash 🚘 💦 then the dog park 🐾 then the toy store 🧸 then a puppy party at the swim pool 🏊♀️ It’s great to be the boss!”
#MummyIsExhaustedAlready
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Snickers: “Just got groomed! 🪮 Pretty sure ‘Gray The Groomer’ said I was the BEST client EVER — once she finally caught me” 😳
#MummyPaysExtra
for me to join the cool club 😎 Pretty good for a skinny dog from Maine, right? 🦞
#DogsOfX
Snickers: “I was invited into the CEO’s office while he and Mummy met. A cleaning crew member was sent in after I left. Going back to doggy daycare where they understand me. Sorry. Not sorry.” 😳
#TooManyRules
#TongueOutTuesday
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#DogsOfTwitter
Snickers: “I’m up on the timeout chair. Apparently, my talent for opening the sock drawer is not appreciated here. And then there was the makeup case with lip glosses (that look like sticks) that needed to be taken out for inspection.” 🧦💄
#MummysGrumpyToday
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Snickers: “Mummy had pasta last night and NEVER guessed that The Breadstick Bandit was me! Pretty slick, huh?”
#BreadstickBandit
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#DigsOfTwitter
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Snickers: “Guess who Santa chose to be his helper to deliver presents from the humane society wishlist?! Santa said something about ‘elf ears’ to Mummy.” 😳 🎅 🎁
#ElfEars
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#Dogs
Snickers: “Uh-oh. Hi, Mummy, I didn’t see you standing there. 😳 I knew you were really busy so I helped myself to the treat bag. 😇 You’re welcome!”
#NoNeedToThankMe
#Busted
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Snickers: “Happy Fourth! Mummy says I’m a ‘firecracker’ — NOT the loud kind that terrorizes beloved beasts and should be banned. I’m just full of shenanigans + great affection for all the beasts + pawrents on X. Mummy + I truly ❤️ you!”
#WeAreHereForYou
#YouMatter
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Mummy: “Snickers came home from a swim party at doggy daycare, crossed both sets of paws and tipped over for the night. We lead an exciting life here!” 😳
#OneTuckeredPup
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Mummy: “If an anonymous somebody (named Snickers!) woke Mummy up 3 times 💤 after midnight to play ‘Throw The Ball Again,’ 🎾 is it petty to disturb Snickers’ nap?”
#MummyDoesntCare
#WakeUpSnickers
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Mummy: “Someone who’s now fast asleep on the sofa (AKA Snickers) had an exhausting afternoon at doggy daycare involving a runaway spray hose 💦 and a missing quart of whipped cream!”
#NotGuilty
⚖️
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Snickers: “We were inside the car wash with flashing green lights + lots of blue soap ~ my HAPPY place! Mummy liked it too until I stepped on the electric window button. To me, Mummy looks nice in blue soap. Car is getting detailed tomorrow.” 😳 🚘 💦
#MummyNotSmiling
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Snickers: “Mummy is a fundraiser so I got my very own kissing booth💋 I raised eleventy million dollars for pet food deliveries in economically distressed neighborhoods!” 🚚
#MummyBoughtAllTheTickets
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Snickers: “Hey Mummy!! All the British puppies have cool Advent Calendars filled with cookies, dog-safe chocolates + cheese BUT all I got is a flat stocking. Please call the Embassy!” 🇬🇧📞🎄
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Snickers: “A REALLY FUN day so far! A huge dog charged me in our lobby + Mummy shouted “STOP”🗣️then whipped me up in her arms by my harness in a single motion. SCARED the dog, me + the maintenance crew guys to death 💀 GOOD TIMES!” 😁
#DontMessWithMummy
#TooEarlyForWine
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Mummy: “Today was ‘Whipped Cream Wednesday’ at doggy daycare. While Snickers was busy helping herself to the entire bowl, someone made off with her ears!”
#NeverADullMoment
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Mummy: “When I drop Snickers off at doggy daycare, she is fluffy + clean. When I pick her up on ‘Whipped Cream Day,’ not so much.” 😳
#BeforeAndAfter
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