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4 years

Weird glitch on my Netflix, it's only showing 8 episodes of The Witcher instead of 50? Anyone know how to fix?

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The pay-off on this comment

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The completionists at polygon video have 100%ed the @vox_union walkout ✊

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Celebrity sighting!! This leaf looks exactly like the one that blows into Bheem’s face in RRR!

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I forgot the name of the Fallout mascot boy so I googled it and turns out i'm a fucking moron

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dazzling images on a silver screen

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We reduced our thoughtful top 50 games of the decade list into A DUMB JOKE VIDEO

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I started playing Stardew Valley in winter of 2016 and I FINALLY learned how to fish!!

I’m playing Stardew Valley as Ernest Hemingway and I finally learned how to fish

Stardew’s most annoying mechanic, meet fishing’s biggest fan

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The weirdest part of The Witcher is when they introduce the happy-go-lucky fuckboy Bard/hype man and the actor turns right to camera and says “This is for you, Simone. I’m for you.” Did anyone else notice that?

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To be clear: clicking Polygon stuff, watching Polygon videos, etc. *DOES NOT* mean you're crossing a picket line today! Please enjoy our stuff. We'll let you know if that changes.

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@AlannaBennett me: I'm going to audition for the school musical! mom: you're not going to sing, are you?

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losing it at "the whole animal is just two colors"

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People think game development means you get to play games all day, but they're wrong - it means you talk about geese

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And an update on @vox_union stuff since as you can see, I'm tweeting my Content again: yesterday's one-day walkout is concluded and we are back at work — bargaining is still happening AS WE SPEAK. I hope we have a contract today. If not, you'll hear more from me.

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@rebexxxxa rubbing my hands together and preparing to take psychic damage in the replies

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sometimes therapy is intense and cathartic, and sometimes your therapist spends 30 minutes trying to convince you to throw away the mysterious syrups that you've been hoarding for two years

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WOW DETECTIVE PIKACHU WAS GOOD, JUSTICE SMITH DID A GREAT JOB BUT HE SHOULD’VE BEEN HUGGING PIKACHU THE ENTIRE TIME?????? He looked soft

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@voxmediainc The Vox Media Union has walked out today. Here’s what it looks like in the New York office.

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5 years

It’s here because you asked for it... a CYBERPUNK RED episode of Overboard!

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she's 2 minutes old but she's everyone's girlfriend

Jenna Stoeber | listen to Big Game Hunger!

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in love with this goth cowgirl

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Met someone tonight who is going to KNOTFEST and boy! I knew what that was immediately, and didn’t assume it was something else! cool

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what he says: look out, Bon Apetit what he means: invite me on literally any of your shows Bon Apetit

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I *think* — and folks, the jury is still out on this one, but I think my sexuality might be Catra saying “hey Adora”

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What are your weird eating habits? I like to have my hair up, clean my fingers after every bite if I’m eating Cheetos or w/e, and DISLIKE EATING IN THE DARK

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moment of silence for the greatest autogenerated thumb youtube has ever pulled for me

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5 years

that's me

create a machine to thrash your own ass

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5 years

this little shit radiates bisexual gremlin energy. instead of children's laughter, these guys are born every time someone writes 'be gay do crimes'. this pokemon says fuck. Impidimp drank all my pepsi and called me a bitch and I would die for them

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i meant in the world, you sick bastards

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I want to Live in Detective Pikachu

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My 2020 stretch goal for Polygon: get Henry Cavill on an episode of Overboard

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Hi everyone, I was randomly selected to be tested for explosives at the airport today because my eyes are “so beautiful” but I want you to know I’ll stay humble

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5 years

Scanning planets in Mass Effect 2... was good

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so i've done stitch fix for the last couple months and unfortunately I look amazing now (bonus cat for ... internet)

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I watched it again, and I would like to watch it again

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dazzling images on a silver screen

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happy halloween from my cursed fucking computer

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WHY ARE WE YELLING

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I didn't know Miss World was a thing still, but I've been watching how the French woman introduces herself for about half an hour

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Everyone: Remember the shirt famously worn by @briamgilbert in his E3 episode of Unraveled? Well, you can finally BUY A VERSION OF IT that isn't STOLEN ART!!!

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Thank you everyone who came to rowdy Cats... it's so cool to see this thing coalescing into the RHPS of our generation. Let Gus Die.

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vox media employees can relate: the moment where you tell someone where you work and you kNOW they heard "Fox"

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5 years

there's too much content

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7 years

I have no appropriate SUMMER GAY clothes, all my clothes are AUTUMN GAY

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7 years

someone protect me from myself

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Brian is the Cool Teacher and I'm the D I S C I P L I N E T E A C H E R

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6 years

when @LegsFrank says you don't belong on the goth end of the alignment chart

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today in polygon video: debating whether to use the phrasing "Zeus's ass" or "Zeus's booty"

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HELLO I JUST SAW BIRDS OF PREY AND IT SLAPS ASS, MARGOT ROBBIE IS INCREDIBLE

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6 years

Genji, Genji Yes, Mercy? Group up with me Yes, Mercy. Telling lies? No, Mercy Group up with me I need healing

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i won the ice fishing competition as Ernest Hemingway and now i have a lil sailor hat, am i...... am i done with Stardew Valley now?

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5 years

Also it has been SO NICE to be supported by everyone who reads and watches our shit. Y'all are engaged and considerate, and that's the best thing we could ask for. @voxmediainc cares what you think, and they see your support of @vox_union .

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My mom is going through old papers and keeps finding Naughty notes to/from my great-grandmother, which she is texting to me, because all I care about is people being a little horny 100 years ago

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Man, I finally saw Endgame and walking out of the theatre I felt so dangerous. So much knowledge inside me. So much pee. So much knowledge too

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Pat isn't in the office today, which means that I can put all my dirty dishes and garbage on his desk, just like god intended, and also like every other day

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@briamgilbert @Pizza_Suplex oh i'm glad your mom likes it

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I don't know about you, but I had a Big Day and I'm going to drink a beer in the shower

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I LOVE PIKACHU'S........... WRINKLY LITTLE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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shout-out to @Pizza_Suplex , a real one, who has watched my swift descent into Pokemon Go madness and offered supportive words like "this sounds like a fake video game made up for TV" and "i can't believe this"

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I think what I find so exhausting about Sabrina is that it acts like it’s all “WOO, watch Sabrina stand up to the patriarchy!! Relatable am I right ladies???” without understanding what a GOD DAMN BUMMER it is that POWERFUL WITCHES are subject to such a sexist society

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I have been honestly attacked by this image placement

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[it is happening again]

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well it's been fun y'all but this is the top

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@Polygon congratulations on your totally rad number of subscribers!! may I be the first to say: NICE

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I make a lot of good soups, but this is still the soup that has me shaking my head and saying "MY GOD" every time I bring it out again

44-clove garlic soup

44 cloves of garlic, 28 of which are roasted, 18 simmered, then neatly divvied into 11-clove surprisingly gentle yet epic servings that will leave you relaxed in a garlicky haze.

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I am not Exaggerating about the house dress

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LOOK. AT. hIM

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sitcom with not one but two eccentric aunts

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This is an ensemble portrait of @Polygon video team and not the cast of a new Netflix series (but I would definitely watch this show)

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representing big beverage and corsetry at the mario movie

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my corset breaking-in schedule has resulted in the comical scenario where i will now be wearing a brocade underbust corset to attend The Super Mario Movie tonight

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LOOK! AT! THAT!

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Serebii Picture: Official artwork of Wooloo

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lot of people relating to John Mulaney and the Sack Lunch Bunch, but none more so than me, whose Grandma's boyfriend's name was Paul

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@echocanidae me when I googled ram charan after the movie and found out he’s married

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cloud said shit

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I’m a jock now

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draw me like one of your french girls

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as an expressive person with a weird small mouth i feel i was robbed of the chance to be a silent film star

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It's 5pm on a holiday Friday and @Polygon staff is competing to draw the best Sonic from memory

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HELLO IM LOGGING ON FOR THE FIRST TIME IN WEEKS TO ASK: WHO SENT ME THIS MUG

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hello, a few people have thanked me for getting Personal(TM) in both my GOTY video and lately on the Polygon Show and I wanted to say ... THANK YOU. Really. I have a hard time being Vulnerable In Public but it's a 2018 goal of mine to be better at it, and to practice empathy.

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well this is definitely one of the poses of all time

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my doctor told me i have "grossly unremarkable soft tissues" and a lot of y'all could stand to remember that

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I'm watching the Nancy Drew show and these are the most CW-looking men I've seen in my life

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I’m gonna need to see all the dumbass poses we did

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Harold,

Yesterday's Print

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The Philadelphia Inquirer, Pennsylvania, October 30, 1891

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Dogs in strollers: I love to see it

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what i want added to pokemon go: pop-up after an egg hatches that says "would you like to start incubating another egg?"

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7 years

Skeleton is so tired from streaming 8(

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Here's what I can't fucking stand: -the passage of time

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Nothing illustrates the gap between fictional and reality more clearly than how hot I find it that Shane in Stardew Valley constantly rebuffs me publicly and yet mails me recipes that he wants me to cook for him

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the Devolver host is the exception to the rule of people not being able to see their own doppelgangers. i see her, and it frightens me

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Jenna is legitimately one of the most clever and thoughtful people I know. She is scary good at looking at a script and making it better, she's never shied away from asking hard questions and interrogating assumptions, she's a talented writer, producer and video-creator. 👇

Jenna Stoeber | listen to Big Game Hunger!

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I’m very grateful to all of you for watching my dumb smart videos, and extra grateful to everyone who let me interview them. I’ve worked with the smartest, funniest, hardest working people slinging content out there today. I will deeply miss working alongside them everyday.

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IN FOR THE SUMMER: -clothes that look like capes -the sound of my thighs clapping together when i sit down

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5 years

when you add a new word to your vocabulary

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were you horny yesterday? i don't care to know it. are you dead, and were you horny 100 years ago? tell me more

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5 years

In honor of the text I just sent Clayton, let’s have a moment of silence for all the texts he never received

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6 years

let's pour one out for all the text messages I sent to the number that I thought was @Clayton_Ashley since July 22, 2016

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I WILL MISS THESE DUDES SO MUCH

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Well, so this is weird to say but Griff and I are leaving Polygon.

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People who get really, really, genuinely upset about astrology spark a strange, cruel joy in me. I am frightened. There is a side of me that wants to chuckle darkly and say "ah, looks like *someone* is a capricorn"

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✊ I love working at Vox and I want to get back to work. But I won’t today, not until we get a contract @voxmediainc

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I like to get into the office early to eat my peanut butter toast, so no one hears me slurping peanut butter, peanut butter smeared all over my goblin face

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7 years

update: the Cursed Video may in fact be a Cursed Video Card

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6 years

let's pour one out for all the text messages I sent to the number that I thought was @Clayton_Ashley since July 22, 2016

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5 years

Things I Love: -Baby Yoda sipping soup -Baby sipping his soup -Baby with soup -sipping a lot? -sipping a little bit?

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What the fuck!!!!!! What the fuck

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strong "steel is heavier than feathers" energy

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I lived

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I read some excerpts of a book on my Instagram and just got a very kind message from a person saying it was nice to be able to put a voice to my face and boy they’re gonna lose it when they find out, about the c o n t e n t

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You’re telling me aliens are real but I can’t know about it because I’m too cheap and I’ve hit my article limit?!?!?!?

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