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6 months
lebong
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@hasanthehun “your gender is get a job”
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making yourself a meme is the cringiest thing you can do
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Dodgers, Giants, Red Sox and Padres fans rn
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@Mvnchman they are so mad
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@MsKawaiiSammy @lean_973 you’re a sick freak
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eli apple at halftime
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@MmIdkmaybe @Mvnchman the aryan brotherhood is alive and well today within in taylor swift’s fanbase i am convinced.
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@semaJ7272 “would you trade chuma okeke for steph curry?”
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2 years
mlb twitter kids when their immediate family member dies and nick castellanos doesn’t go deep the following at bat
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1 year
calling a professional athlete disgusting like you didn’t tweet this while wrist deep in a bag of funyuns
@DeversEnjoyer
Boston Sports Enjoyer
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Alejandro Kirk is genuinely disgusting. Like c’mon what is this
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3 years
The New York Yankees have a 6-9 record against the Tampa Bay Rays in 2021.
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@reizayin1 @MsKawaiiSammy @lean_973 scrolling through your page it seems like you find 13 year old girls to be sexy. most men prefer twerking.
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@BengalYouTube bro is definitely buying madden 24
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1 year
@HoesScared terrible bait
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3 years
“the rays should be punished for giving 66 pitchers an opportunity to pitch in the MLB” lmfao please fuck off. this is why your company is irrelevant.
@SInow
Sports Illustrated
3 years
Over the last three seasons, the Rays have churned through 66 different pitchers—more than half of whom lasted less than 15 appearances. If this is the model for winning, the players association should be concerned, says Tom Verducci:
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@FuckFVV @Zvbear wipe your mouth
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i’ll never forgive gus
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@HoesScared i don’t think she chose that
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2 years
@MPleasing72 i remember january 6th, 2021 as the day markelle fultz tore his knee off the bone
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2 years
what the fuck is this?
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3 years
this your favela bro?
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@ViPandaEmoji
vi 🐼
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THERE GOES GODWINS ACL
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rays potential postseason pitching staff… Shane McClanahan Luis Patiño Drew Rasmussen Ryan Yarbrough David Robertson Ryan Thompson JT Chargois Pete Fairbanks JP Feyereisen Collin McHugh Andrew Kittredge Nick Anderson Matt Wisler do you think this team can make a WS run?
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3 years
@ProbablyJames72 that was the funniest shit i’ve seen on this app
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2 years
why is damn near every rays outfielder 27? 💀💀💀
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1 year
when i miss one (1) open shot in 2k
@nypost
New York Post
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Chris Cuomo: ‘I was going to kill everybody and myself’ after CNN firing
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mike zunino has a .854 OPS and hits 9th for the rays. this team is winning the world series.
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3 years
WHAT IS WRONG WITH JOE GIRARDI BRO AHAHAHAHAHA
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and then he died lol crazy how karma works
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1 year
i’m kinda sick of the toxic positivity within the rays fanbase i’m ngl
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conservatives are the biggest snowflakes on the planet how did they get away with calling other people snowflakes for like 8 years. all these people do is cry and complain about some shit they made up like litter boxes in school bathrooms or vaccine microchips
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2 years
nah mlb twitter kids think they’re participating in a valiant effort to stop homophobia when in reality they’re just making themselves look silly and taking the most obvious bait of all time.
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1 year
what is wrong with you freaks lmao
@burkman21
Craig Burkhart
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@WhitlockJason I just turned on ESPN for the first time in years ….what is going on????
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MLB divisions ranked...
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@SummYunggGuyy @espn you can get medical carts, flower, edibles, pm any weed product you can think of at a medical dispensary
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mikey keene after he vandalizes the walmart @isaiahwalker_9 works at
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every single lineman’s brain after game 40
@gh0stsarentreal
nate 🐜 🇺🇸
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The NFL needs a 82 game season man
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y’all fr got no friends irl and it’s sad
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3 years
my sunday 1-9 class just got canceled
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me when i’m calling a rays vs white sox game and i want the white sox to win
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3 years
need this to happen again
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9 months
@ellerayxo @NFL_DovKleiman definitely not first
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2 years
Orlando Magic roster after tonight… PG Markelle Fultz SG Jalen Suggs SF Franz Wagner PF Jabari Smith Jr. C Wendell Carter Jr. 6 Cole Anthony 7 Jonathan Isaac 8 Terrence Ross 9 Chuma Okeke 10 Mo Wagner 11 RJ Hampton 12 Bol Bol 13 Devin Cannady 14 Round 2 Pick How many wins?
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@TalkinBaseball_
Talkin’ Baseball
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Wander Franco is under arrest in the Dominican Republic, per @hgomez27
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yup
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Jose Siri with a BOMB and a pimp job!
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3 years
remember when every nerd on twitter said the rays had a mediocre offense? i do.
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2 years
@MLBRandomStats brandon lowe’s slashing .190/.284/.362 with a 99 wRC+
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@lizaboth gabe davis, daunte culpepper, asante samuel, brandon marshall, josh sitton, latavius murray, a shaquill griffin, a bunch more
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do you not have a mom or something dude why do you hate women so much???
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my personal favorite rays trade deadline acquisition
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if i see another one of these tweets on the TL i will lose it
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11 months
nope wanting a virgin as a non-virgin is definitely weird i’m sorry
@Zazamyodor
Zaza Man
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Being a hoe has became so popular that wanting a virgin woman is considered creepy lmao
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9 pitch at bat and it ends on this call mlb wants the yankees to make the playoffs sooooo bad and it’s just not gonna happen 😭😭😭
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this is the most hilarious pro-choice rationalization i’ve ever seen
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3 years
god braves please sweep the yankees their fans are getting way too confident
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10 months
this was worse.
@bugsquelcher
clown
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jimmy buffett dying is the worst thing that’s ever happened in the month of september
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i hate when writers use this trope. if you can’t identify shane mcclanahan in a crowd, you aren’t a baseball fan. it’s the best rotation in the bigs and the ringer’s is acting like they’re a bunch of randoms. stop being lazy
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@ringer
The Ringer
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With the MLB season about to begin, @zachkram assesses every team in his pre-Opening Day power rankings:
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3 years
for getting bailed?
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you live in manhattan, kansas and you’re trying to make fun of orlando. get a grip.
@ManhattanHell
Manhattan Hell
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Bro thinks people are making a road trip to UCF? Woof
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One like = one hot take!
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@BulldogBeing how did you hit 11 triples in 2015?
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actual MLB Network analyst tweeting out shit like this with absolutely zero context. at this point it feels like there’s a league-wide conspiracy to get the rays out of the TB area.
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3 years
“tom brady looks bad without an elite supporting cast” man his WR1 is TYLER JOHNSON.
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3 years
i love watching people argue about the rays offense not being very good as they put 8 runs on the team with the best pitching staff in the AL
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2 years
@Esidein874 @risboyrock nah bro he’s winning
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10 months
if y’all see me at the bounce house don’t approach i don’t fw y’all #chargeon
@RBJ2K1
🪄RBJ⚔️
10 months
If you see me at the tailgate or game today, DO NOT HESITATE to come and say hi. I look forward to meeting all of you guys. CHARGE ON
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thanks elon!
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@hashy_larry i wouldn’t go THAT far…
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8 months
the guy who celebrates the murder of random climate activists draws the line at spray paint. i hope you choke on a dick and d*e you pathetic piece of shit.
@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
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Everyone who did this tonight should be deported. Zero tolerance for this.
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@AllDayDillon28 @Spida_Land gabe davis is better than every receiver on the packers
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he 100% was supposed to come out during all of the lights but instead he’s watching nazi documentaries with nick fuentes
@killmesIime
dyson daniels floater
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Kanye really cooked himself so bad this nigga should’ve been done the halftime show
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imagine being this fucking lame
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the texans are using marcus cannon wrong
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i’m anti-logic based decision i NEED a longoria reunion.
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wait omg i don’t see any paper WHERE IS THE PAPER???
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also your catcher is sticky reese LMFAO talk about disgusting
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no we’re mad he decided to be good after sucking hilarious ass for us
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“as a jewish american, i am afraid” imagine living in gaza.
@PopBase
Pop Base
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Noah Schnapp shares statement on Israel and Palestine: “You either stand with Israel or you stand with terrorism. It shouldn’t be a difficult choice. Shame on you.”
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dear rays fans: PLEASE stop crying 8 games into the season
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seeing other people being happy over baseball makes me angry
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actual sitting congressperson calling for a civil war but somehow ilhan omar is the one getting removed from committees.
@mtgreenee
Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸
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We need a national divorce. We need to separate by red states and blue states and shrink the federal government. Everyone I talk to says this. From the sick and disgusting woke culture issues shoved down our throats to the Democrat’s traitorous America Last policies, we are
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ZUNINERS STAND THE FUCK UP!!’
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3 years
if you think no other NFL player in history was gay you’re dense as fuck.
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bob seems like a nice guy he just can’t type 💔
@TalkinBaseball_
Talkin’ Baseball
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Bob Nightengale’s Shohei Ohtani prediction
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2 years
good for her. why do you care so much?
@ssashleyy
Ashley 🕸
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OH MY GOD WHO FUCKING CARES JESUS
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@hoodieglasnow conversion therapy is dope
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i kinda do see the chris sale similarities in tanner houck. they both suck ass.
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3 years
time to grow up
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just Watio’d the Laliban
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