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@dontbhysterical
lou
10 months
To the 2 men in the savoy that laughed at me and called me a povo for carrying an Aldi bag filled with my weekly shop through the savoy, I hope you’re happy with yourselves. I am humiliated, photo attached if anyone can identify.
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Seeing Louis Walsh in normal grandad clothes and not a suit feels illegal #cbbuk
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@dontbhysterical
lou
10 months
Kat and Alfie reunion 2023 #bbuk
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Me asking the homeless man for my fiver back after he says “thank you” instead of “this was a social experiment here’s £10,000”
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The downfall Ekin su is one of the most astonishing moments in modern history. How she has gone from god status to national villain in the space of 18 months needs to be studied #cbbuk
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@dontbhysterical
lou
10 months
Me to my nan on Christmas Day when she tells me I look like I’ve gained 2 stone
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@dontbhysterical
lou
11 months
Who I thought I’d fancy vs who I actually fancy #bbuk
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@dontbhysterical
lou
11 months
Imagine how horrified the housemates would be if they did the love island tweet challenge but it was just bald kerry and Jordan fancams #bbuk
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@dontbhysterical
lou
11 months
I hope when he returns that he just sneaks into the house without any prior announcement to the housemates #bbuk
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lou
11 months
I miss my life before I developed a parasocial relationship with a man I’ve known for 12 days #bbuk
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@dontbhysterical
lou
11 months
Well #bbuk
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@dontbhysterical
lou
11 months
Honestly if everyone else left and it was just this 5 for the next 4 weeks I wouldn’t complain #bbuk
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@dontbhysterical
lou
10 months
Omg not that I want to ruin the joke but people outside of big brother twitter are seeing this and think it’s real. This is SATIRE, my account is literally a fan account to the 2 men in the pic they’re from my favourite tv show it’s a joke
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lou
11 months
This hits different knowing jenry is real #bbuk
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@dontbhysterical
lou
11 months
So true #bbuk
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lou
11 months
In just a day trish went from being the nation's sweetheart and being chanted to win to then getting evicted 30 seconds later, became a twitter icon, then got cancelled so hard she had to deactivate #bbuk
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@dontbhysterical
lou
10 months
This is my wrapped if you even care
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lou
10 months
He looks like the home bargains police sticker
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lou
10 months
Your parents waiting for you at the gate after your first day at private school #bbuk
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lou
10 months
Throughout this season there’s been one person who has provided constant entertainment. A deadpan demeanour that pretty much sums up British humour, been so vulnerable with his feelings and might have even found a boyfriend. For me there is only one true winner #bbuk
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lou
10 months
I’m crying his smile when he hears everyone chanting his name 🥹 #bbuk
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The chances of Jordan from big brother cosplaying timothee chalamets wonka are low but never 0
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@dontbhysterical
lou
11 months
They need their own spin off show where they drive around south of France to different wine vineyards #bbuk
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11 months
The love square #bbuk
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lou
11 months
He could slaughter an entire village and I would still defend him #bbuk
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lou
10 months
Henry looks like a contestant on who wants to be a millionaire but he’s stuck on the 500k question and his only lifeline left is Jeremy Clarkson #bbuk
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lou
10 months
Jordan when he opens twitter and see’s thousands of people calling him daddy #bbuk
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TELL EM ❤️
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Paul Blackburn. I apologise. I’ll take you shirtless ranting about how oppressed you are over Gary #cbbuk
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Todays dose of #cbbuk Facebook
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Big brother Facebook, never change x #cbbuk
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I’m crying how delusional can you be
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@dontbhysterical
lou
10 months
If itv are gonna change anything in the next series then PLEASE make the l&l panel up of people that actually watch the show. The random celebrities they pull from a hat have been wrong about… well everything
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lou
10 months
“What happened on 24th Novemb-“
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lou
11 months
The fucking hair 😭😭 #bbuk
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Me pretending I don’t care about #cbbuk so that 9pm will come faster
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lou
10 months
The only thing getting me through the show ending is knowing we’ll get to see this in afew days #bbuk
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lou
10 months
Henry on week 2 #bbuk
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He’d have been such a cunty horse but you aren’t prepared for that discussion
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lou
11 months
He’s so real for being a jenryer #bbuk
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lou
11 months
This mf is gonna look us dead in the eye in the diary room tonight and tell us that kiss was just platonic #bbuk
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lou
10 months
The perfect ending, goodbye big brother live stream x #bbuk
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lou
11 months
She was right all along… #bbuk
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lou
10 months
Henry after posting the most jaw dropping, heart stopping, back tingling, eye watering, down bad hard launch on his story
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Tonight’s #cbbuk episode without context
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11 months
Tears are rolling down my eyes #bbuk
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lou
11 months
Can’t understand anyone disliking Jordan enough to come on here and tweet about it. The man just drinks Diet Coke and serves c*nt everyday?? #bbuk
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lou
10 months
This is make or break he will either love us or get a restraining order #bbuk
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lou
11 months
Somebody described tonight’s eviction as a war between Facebook and twitter and I think that’s a perfect way to summarise 😭 #bbuk
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This pic. That’s the tweet.
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I sincerely hope they leave his bed empty as a sign of respect. Ideally kept behind glass and cordoned with red barrier rope with nothing but a golden plaque on the headboard.
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lou
10 months
Paul’s mum coming for anyone that shits on her 24 year old sons year 6 themed party, there’s no place like #bbuk twitter😭
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lou
10 months
Single man reveal yourself
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10 months
My brain when I’m trying to sleep #bbuk
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Fern saying she’d leave if Phillip scofield came in, oh that’s mother #cbbuk
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lou
10 months
The last person I expected to have the Snapchat fuck boy “wyll” pose was Jordan 💀
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lou
10 months
The celebrity guest at Paul’s party
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lou
11 months
Live footage from Jordan nation trying to find the best voting tactic to save him #bbuk
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FUCK EKIN SU FOR RUINING MARISHAS OLIVIER NEWS #cbbuk
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lou
11 months
“The poo touching my hand was a harrowing experience” why is Olivia growing on me😭 #bbuk
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11 months
Big brother Facebook is the gift that keeps on giving #bbuk
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Thought a compilation of Kerry’s iconic millennial pause was necessary #bbuk
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lou
10 months
Imagine them as the final 2, the only ones left in the house, with the crowd cheering in the background 🥹 #bbuk
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lou
10 months
I WANT TO GO BACK AND TELL HIM HE’LL BE LEAVING THAT REALITY SHOW WITH A BOYFRIEND
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Jordan sangha confirmed to be dating Dylan tennant ❤️
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lou
11 months
🚨BREAKING🚨 in a dramatic ending to ‘Our Planet’, Sir David Attenborough has made a public threat to slaughter an entire pack of polar bears if Jordan is evicted tomorrow. “They were going extinct anyway, so save ar jord” he tells people magazine. #bbuk
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Jenkin is a jenry Stan??? Let’s gooo #bbuk
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Me pretending I don’t care about 9pm so it’ll come quicker #bbuk
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11 months
You may be safe for now but once we’ve got rid of Dylan and paul you 2 are next. Count your days #bbuk
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lou
11 months
Henry is never usually short of things to say but the way he completely goes into himself when Matty is around is such a sadly relatable feeling #bbuk
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11 months
The jordan nation extreme voting strategy was absolutely unmatched, I fear nothing will ever live up to it #bbuk
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10 months
New reaction vid💀
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Jordan as seen by matty (please laugh) #bbuk
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11 months
He’s so #bbuk
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@WeeBod7 Her and davide were on par with each other, she gave him shit but he gave it right back. If anything I think he treated her more poorly
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Cunty floral backdrop you will be missed
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10 months
New 4k jenry paparazzi shot just dropped 😍
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“The late & live bastards” so real for that😭
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Saving grace was recorded pre boyfriend gonna be so funny to watch them insist they’re platonic 😭
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Jordan fans today #bbuk
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I just know she wasn’t lying about what she walked in on last night #bbuk
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10 months
Hung it in the Louvre #bbuk
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He’s SO attractive #bbuk
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lou
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The way neither of them could sleep without their goodnight kiss, I am not okay 🥹 #bbuk
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10 months
Wonder when Jordan will repost this with his own little caption that has unexpected abbreviations and random emojis #bbuk
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I find it so funny that they leave the winner to marinate for 10 minutes before coming out #bbuk
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10 months
This would be such a good spin-off but itv aren’t ready to have that discussion #bbuk
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This conversation between Jordan and Kerry was so funny 😭
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Henry tonight after finding out David Cameron is back in government #bbuk
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Pretty boy x
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lou
11 months
I mean Jordan’s return to the house could’ve been him bursting through those saloon doors with “the good, the bad and the ugly” playing, but okay. #bbuk
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lou
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I’ll miss you forever #bbuk
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He’s never looked better #bbuk
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10 months
People really saying this is a pr stunt??🤣
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10 months
“Who put padam padam on???” me by the speaker
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Big brother you HAVE to do this with paul #bbuk
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10 months
Day 3 of Jordanmas, best one yet Xx #bbuk
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I love them they’re both the same person #bbuk
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