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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

already ate my 8 spiders for the year, in record time

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

5 months

biden: i will win the election trump: i will win the election american people: i can't afford rent the glass hating horse:

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

@afraidofwasps and a lit cig

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@dongtrumpet

4 months

@EvilCigs nahh no wayy

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9 months

@WeirdBongs when do we meet Greek Nathan

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4 months

@EvilCigs yeah this was the beginning

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

check out my cheese ball wall

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

@funkopophardon @bushposter they made you shit all over the toilet and the wall?

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

rupauls race war

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

remembering the time I drew this

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

horn if you're honky

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

6 months

what difficult choices was this person grappling with

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

hey alexa, fart 80 times, max volume

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

i BLACKED the blue

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

i am gonna get charlie and his tight little chocolate factory too

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

2 years

@QuantumSeppuku

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2 years

A chilling image which reflects reality.

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

4 months

@EvilCigs i commend you sir i had what i called the cheese ball wall at my apartment in college that was 7-9 large empty (finished) tubs stacked against the wall

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

1 year

you never see two guys carrying a big piece of glass in precarious situations anymore

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

I dont want to poop, but it is my duty

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

mm : do you have a party trick

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

@virgintexas my mom saw this on my phone

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

me and who?

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

2 years

mcdonalds sprite nettypot

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

mm : favorite soft drink?

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

Jake Paul pegging Logan Paul

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

birthday shrimp

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

check out my cheese ball wall

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

guy who knows the quadratic formula

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

life is like a renaissance painting

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

2 years

it is estimated that there are lobsters on earth

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

1 year

wyd after smokin this

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@dongtrumpet

1 year

motherfuck

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

think im gonna get high and watch rango tbh

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

lego max rebo is taking over this timeline

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

found this shitpost i made for an assignment freshman year

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

mm : favorite liquor

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

trifecta

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

mutual monday : what's your favorite word

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

mm : what made you join shitpost twitter

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

this ass DONT stop fartin!

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

ground control to major tong

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

"babe I'm winning an online Twitter poll popularity competition!"

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

the cumshot heard round the world

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

2 years

i can fake being cool on twitter

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@dongtrumpet

2 years

i carry a 3 pound bag of batteries with me every where i go

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

eating some berf jeeky

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

open your ass

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

chocolatemilf69 follows you

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

tit salad with pussy croutons

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

11 months

now i am become sick, taker of dayquil

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

1 year

let's get to work

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

i come to you with empty balls and a heavy penis

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

2 years

run

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

there's a 13 cock pileup on the highway this evening

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

ummm, poo poo?

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

my bong turned 2 today everybody say happy birthday bong!

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

2 years

what is the deal with poop? you can't eat it, you can't play with it!

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

pass the blunt force trauma

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

5 months

inside of you there are 2 tapeworms

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

i am a loud pisser. you will hear me piss

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

10 months

peloton should make a fleshlight

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

1 year

this guy was a racist piece of shit

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

this laxative ain't shit

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

legos in my nose I put em there

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

who else got the suds today

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

my gender fluid is cum

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

shotgunning this pussy juice

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

so weird being an adult with adult friends who are married and employed and we all just do crazy drugs

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

my nipples look like yours

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

1 year

the deedee megadoodoo clip always gets me

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

2 years

over the pants blow job

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

the duality of man

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

4 months

check out this little guy

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

i wanna do acid and talk about robots

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

5 months

bros chubbed up over ojs death

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

I'm telling you I fried this rice

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

mm : sit or stand when ya piss?

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@dongtrumpet

3 years

vaping in the gender neutral restroom

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

1 year

who stole a pussy from the pussy jar

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

controversial opinion... dudes don't rock? 😬

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

2 years

it's shave yo nuts thursday! retweet to remind someone to shave they nuts!

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

8 months

yet another gangster breakfast

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

let me put my penis in sport mode before we start

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

10 months

jacking off to 12 bricks stacked on top of eachother

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

1 year

mike's hard? uhhh ok good for him ig

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

9 months

nightmare on penis street

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

1 year

THEY DID WHAT TO JACK??!? 😰😰

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

wetty fap

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

new drip just dropped 💧

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

how many balls could a ballgag gag if a ballgag could gag balls

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

7 months

shazaming complete silence

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

8 months

i love woodworking

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

4 months

you fucking pluto deniers

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

3 years

mm : what is your main goal?

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uncle

@dongtrumpet

1 year

shut up im learning how accordions work

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@dongtrumpet

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