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Jeffy Covfefe’

4 years

Ted Cruz goes to the doctor. Takes off his hat, there’s a frog on his head. Doc says “how can I help you?” The frog says “can you get this fucking wart off my ass?”

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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4 years

Well, I got a 12 hour twitmo light for calling Ted Cruz a fvcking Moron. I do not regret this.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@bennydiego @DrOrbros Yet another reason to get Biden re-elected.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@NoLieWithBTC He’s not a pastor. He’s a terrorist hiding behind 1A.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@HawleyMO Lovely couple. Don’t fight your feelings.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@RpsAgainstTrump Trump and Elvis were polar opposites. This is as high an insult to Elvis as I can imagine.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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8 months

@RpsAgainstTrump I see an old man that looks like he just got off of a month-long coke binge.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@CalltoActivism I’d give any material possessions I own just to have a woman to love me as much as these two love each other.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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1 year

If you are in NYC and need a lawyer, don’t go to this guy. He’s insane.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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10 months

@Angry_Staffer Can we quit talking about polls now??

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@Acyn It’s simple: if you don’t agree with it, don’t buy it. It does zero harm to you that way.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@RonFilipkowski Prediction: before discovery commences, this will be dropped.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@Acyn Empty G is neither gentle nor a lady.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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1 year

@joncoopertweets I wonder if this includes retired congressmen, senators, presidents, etc? Because they’re drawing a public check for life with no job.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@JakeLangJ6 I’ll be going to work today. I will have lunch at Chilis. I will come home to my family and then go out to dinner tonight. Why? Because I simply forgot to overthrow the government. Sad.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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1 year

Arthur Grand Technologies, Dallas, TX for Berkshire Hathaway.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@TizzyEnt This is so much like “1984”. They’re erasing history right in front of us.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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1 year

Kyle Rittenhouse Jr, protecting his mom’s sex life.

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@CalltoActivism @Janektaylor Thoughts n Prayers

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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1 year

@Angry_Staffer Here’s where you remind Everyone to vote In numbers too big to rig. Please.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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5 years

I was just in a Subway ordering a sandwich. The two clerks were speaking Spanish to each other, so I did what any good American would do! I ordered my sandwich and sat down. It ain’t that hard, bubba.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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7 months

@JoJoFromJerz He also said that this lady wasn’t his type, sooooo…

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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1 year

@Acyn

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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1 year

I’ve noticed a significant uptick in the extreme far rightwing/gunnut/Qanon assholes hijacking threads. My policy is to block those motherfuckers. Business is good.

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@FaithRubPol @DrOrbros That’s a parody. But it’s a damn good one.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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4 years

@frankthorp Seems to me that would be felony sedition, which is exactly what Trump has been doing for a month.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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1 year

@JoJoFromJerz True story. In Texas, until the early 2000’s, there was no age limit on being a stripper. They had 12 year old girls working in those sleazy dives.

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4 years

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@JoJoFromJerz The Georgia case seems to be heading toward the distinction of being the most interesting of all the Trump Crime Cases.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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4 years

@ProjectLincoln Lifelong R here. Voted R from 74 until 18. I’m now independent. I’m voting straight blue in 2020. Top to bottom.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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4 years

Hey, has anyone heard what happened with that Obamagate thing? I lost track.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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1 year

@RpsAgainstTrump If he’s found guilty, he should deal with the consequences. It’s a reality that he has brought upon himself.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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11 months

@NotHoodlum Congratulations on making it to Newsweek.

Tommy Tuberville falling down plane stairs sparks flood of mockery

Tuberville, who said President Joe Biden was "going to fall down every time I turn on television," was mocked online after he slipped while exiting a plane.

www.newsweek.com

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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10 months

@MeidasTouch @Acyn He’s a billionaire. Let him pay his own legal fees.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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1 year

@RonFilipkowski This meme I recently stole…er, created…is appropriate here.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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1 year

@Angry_Staffer Even if he had a “Fuck Trump” sticker, I wouldn’t use him. I’m not in the market for political statements. I want good work done without that kind of stress in my house. By the way, I just did a 20k home remodeling project and I hired non-political people. I didn’t know or care

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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4 years

@Angry_Staffer Paxton is angling for a pardon. He has huge issues with the FBI over his dealings with a scuzz named Nate Paul. I’m almost 100% sure that Trump called and asked for a favor.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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9 months

@Acyn Wait. She broke the law and got her client fined 1M…yet she tries to spin this as good news? She needs to go back to parking garage work.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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11 months

@Acyn This is my congressman. I don't agree with anyone on EVERYTHING, so of course that applies here. But, I am very proud of the job he is doing. We sent him there for this and he is not letting us down.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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3 months

@Acyn You know, I wish I had Jesse’s mom!

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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7 months

@Angry_Staffer $88.3 million total. That’s a lot on contributions. But seriously, if/when he appeals, has to put a YUGE bond up. That’s gonna break his heart. Your thoughts?

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@RpsAgainstTrump Their anger is based in vile hatred. I won’t respect.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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4 years

@kaitlancollins They knew this bastard when they voted for him.

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@LoneStarLeft She just doesn’t understand, bless her heart. This doesn’t go to SCOTUS. It is a NY state charge. Sad.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@BernardKerik Regardless, it has zero to do with the case. And unlike Willis, you’re a convicted felon.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@nathaliejacoby1 No, his religious views are not the issue. His desire to force those extreme views on the entire country is the issue.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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5 years

Attention: Bernie is not the enemy. Biden is not the enemy. Warren is not the enemy. TRUMP is the enemy of the people...ALL people. Let’s focus on nominations and then get behind the nominee. If it’s any one of those, it doesn’t matter. I AM VOTING BLUE.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@Out5p0ken They fail to mention that they’ve been doing this all along.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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1 year

Trump is a psychopath.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@CandyCoffiee @CalltoActivism Russia needs helpers in their war. That’s a possibility. Send them Meal Team 6 and the Gravy Navy.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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1 year

@OmarRiverosays @Azgal43026529 Rhonda Santis. She sucks!!

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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2 years

The cat done stole Lucy’s sleeping 💤 place. She’s very upset with this unexpected turn of events.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@Angry_Staffer Nothing has ever seemed to bother the Trump Monkeys. They support him no matter the stupidity involved. What would it take for them to come around? After that sad display on Thursday, I’m pretty sure he’s STRONGER than the day before…but his poll numbers are slipping.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@krassenstein You’d be right if he ever actually answered questions. He does a verbal diarrhea on all these things then declares the network to be NeverTrumpers (tm). CNN wants ratings and that’s the goal. My undergrad degree is broadcasting and I spent 15 years in radio. This is a $$ stunt.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@RpsAgainstTrump @SatireAP is making his worthless life an unholy hell. I’m here for it.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@RonFilipkowski It’s amazing how he can lose so much weight and look even more disgustingly fat.

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@acnewsitics He is a psychopath. They have no characteristics of a typical human being. They are wretched individuals.

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@TizzyEnt @iceyxblues Well, if she threatened to shoot up a post office and is still walking free, both city and federal cops need a talking-to. That’s an automatic detention everywhere.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@RonFilipkowski I think she’s worried that they may finally get to her.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@AmberD1116 @BLStrangfeld The good guys won one.

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@RonFilipkowski She’s no prophet. But she grifts for profit.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@Angry_Staffer Another case down in Nevada with prejudice. How many of these silly suits are out there? I’ve lost track. Oh, and I hope you and your family have a great holiday season. We all need one.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@joncoopertweets Dead.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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5 years

@blakesmustache I keep seeing everyone saying that SDNY is gonna get Trump. It won’t happen until this filthy sewer of an administration is purged, top to bottom.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@Angry_Staffer Is Sen. Britt trying to get on the ticket? If so: FAIL.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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1 year

@RonFilipkowski “He only tells the truth!”

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@Angry_Staffer Great. Juuuuust great. I spend thousands on tuition to learn Newtonian physics, now you tell me that gravity ain’t real. Splendid. Absolutely fucking splendid.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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4 years

@kaitlancollins The only place he will see in four years is a nursing home. He won’t be functioning.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@patriottakes I have been a white male a bit longer than she and most of the members of Congress. We are not scapegoats. We are given quite a lot of options that our brothers and sisters of color do not have. Margie just needs to come out and say "Heil Hitler" and get it over with.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@RpsAgainstTrump Darn. Since it’s worked so well in the recent past, let’s warn him with another fine.

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@JeffreyToobin @NewYorker

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@RonFilipkowski When is he finally gonna become Adult Rock? I mean, he’s 53 now.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@Acyn …she says, as she cashes her government check.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@RepSwalwell Bruce is such a tough guy that he made his account private. Bless his heart.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@WalshFreedom That doesn’t matter. What matters is that the voters in 24 realize that justice is for all and not just the ones without resources to defend themselves.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@RpsAgainstTrump The Bro’s n Ho’s party was a smashing success.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@Angry_Staffer If Scalise or Jordan become the Speaker, does that mean that we WILL have a shutdown? I can’t imagine either working with the Ds.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@JoJoFromJerz I look forward to reading her doctoral dissertation. I’m sure it took many crayons to complete.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@TheRickWilson I am in redneck Texas. The MAGAs are in total denial. They’re still yelling about SOROS and shit like that. It’s kind of delicious watching them flail away in the sea of the obvious, yet still drowning with the lifeboat of reality nearby, unwilling to seek shelter in the storm.

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@RonFilipkowski Last I heard, it was still against the law…unconstitutional…for the government to accept donations. I rate this statement as: blatant bullshit.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@RpsAgainstTrump I can’t wait for the movie in two years. “All the President’s Delusions.”

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@Angry_Staffer You think the lawyers are expensive, wait until you see how much the victims of his assaults cost.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@RonFilipkowski Two losers, losing.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@RpsAgainstTrump So, they invoke an unconstitutional law to fire the DA that’s actually enforcing the law. Brilliant. This 29 year old punk boy will be doing a prison term by age 35.

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@MeidasTouch @patriottakes @nypost Nothing to help your campaign in a D primary quite like injecting some racism.

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@angelaretail This was passed in the inflation reduction act…by BIDEN. Lyin’ Don had zero to do with it.

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@RonFilipkowski I’ll take “least surprising things in history” for 1000…

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@MollyJongFast What happened last time was that Clinton was a very unlikeable candidate and people who really didn’t care for Trump decided at the last minute to give him a chance. He has a record now and it’s awful. It not the same thing.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@Acyn Imagine the audacity of the Democrats…quoting Republicans’ own words! The rat bastards!!

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@TheRickWilson @ProjectLincoln You know you’re running an effective ad campaign when...

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@nathaliejacoby1 Trumpism

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@Jim_Jordan Before you know it, you won’t even be able to molest wrestlers, Gym.

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@AngrierWHStaff This guy is exactly what a journalist should be. He was respectful of his subject, he let him answer and then called him on it. He could have been more harsh but Trump would have played victim. This was excellent journalism.

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@TheRickWilson He couldn’t pass a kidney stone.

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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@TizzyEnt There is not a hell hot enough for cyclops Paxton ( @KenPaxtonTX ) and Hitler on Wheels, ( @GregAbbott_TX ). At what point does Merrick and his worthless merry men get off their asses and start enforcing federal laws here. We are deep into voter suppression in this state and

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Jeffy Covfefe’

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1 year

@FrankMikeDavis1 Smallpox vaccine. Got it as a 4th grader. AT SCHOOL. Nobody screamed and yelled, nobody cared.

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@RpsAgainstTrump It’s more accurate to say “the most extreme elements of society.” That’s inclusive of, but not limited to, the far left. When comics roast Trump, they virtually always get death threats. This is not just a left-of-center phenomenon.

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@RonFilipkowski @bobby82719470 Cowboy boots with a business suit. We call those guys “Drugstore Cowboys.”

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