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David

@dmagoo1985

1 year

It has always been a dream to sign for Dunfermline Atheltic, unfortunately I'm terrible at football. However, I asked @officialdafc to help out with my some news my wife and I had to share with family and friends. I LOVE my club. #DreamsStayWithYou #Dafc

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David

@dmagoo1985

3 years

@nocontextfm1 "What position do you play?" "Yes."

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@dmagoo1985

5 years

When my wife asks me how much I spent in the boozer...

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4 years

@BrewDogJames @BrewDog Bump Aldis and call it a Lidl Less Conversation.

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

"Do you ken who was the last Dunfermline player to score the winning goal at Ibrox was?"

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@dmagoo1985

10 months

McPake at 2am this morning.

Dunfermline Athletic

@officialdafc

10 months

⚠️Please note there will be a 10am pitch inspection this morning at KDM Group East End Park. Due to what appears to be a failure in the undersoil heating system a large amount of water is currently sitting on the pitch. Further update will be issued in due course.

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@dmagoo1985

1 year

@ScotGovNordic @SaveOurWildcats @rzss @nature_scot @ForestryLS @CNPnature @CairngormsCo Out now, featuring 'Pspspsp'iss off'

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

Tom Grennan just pointed at Ellie Goulding and asked if those were her tits and the host Mo Gilligan, welcomed Sam Capaldi to the stage. It's going well. #TheBritAwards

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

@FitbaPatter

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David

@dmagoo1985

2 years

They say never fall in love with a loan player...🥰

Dunfermline Athletic

@officialdafc

2 years

22 | #DAFC v QOS | 1-0 KANE RITCHIE-HOSLER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@dmagoo1985

4 years

@Chris_Stark Strange place to keep your batteries.

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@dmagoo1985

4 years

Even better in the flesh. Stunner! 😍🇮🇹⚪⚫🔵🟡 @ParmaCalcio_en @classicshirts @The_Kitsman

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@dmagoo1985

3 years

Someone put the Bat Signal up. We need a hero. @officialdafc

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@dmagoo1985

3 years

@officialdafc Seems legit.

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

11 years ago today, the old @officialdafc regime announced the closure of the @SECTION_NW stand. "Cost saving" apparently. Look at it now:

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@dmagoo1985

9 months

Impressive, considering more than half our away crowds would struggle to sell out a phonebox. Imagine if we actually won games.

BBC Sport Scotland

@BBCSportScot

9 months

Average attendances:

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

@splbanter I'm 36, unfit, an absolute liability after a night out and fine after 24hrs. I'm sure the boy will be fine, get a fucking grip.

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@dmagoo1985

3 years

Maybe one day I'll part with them. @officialdafc

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@dmagoo1985

3 years

@AgentHomepride @ScotRail

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@dmagoo1985

1 year

Won the league at first time of asking, fixed a broken club, mended the relationship between club and fans, smashed pretty much every club record at @officialdafc so there can only be one winner. Congratulations Ange.

PFA Scotland

@PFAScotland

1 year

Your @AshtonBuilding Manager of the Year Nominees - voted for by their fellow managers ⬇️ Ange Postecoglou - @CelticFC 🟢 @darrenyoung1310 - @Stirling_Albion 🔴 James McPake - @officialdafc ⚪ Stephen Robinson - @saintmirrenfc ⚫

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

Severian

@urthofthenewsun

2 years

This could be you if you did trades instead of going to uni

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@dmagoo1985

1 year

@SECTION_NW

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@dmagoo1985

5 years

I have waited all season for this. Fuck you. Dick. @nickyclark91

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

Dreams stay with me...

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

They say never fall in love with a loan player...🥰

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@dmagoo1985

4 years

@BrewDogJames @DiageoGB @BrewDog Release a beer, maybe call it Diageo on Strings...

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@dmagoo1985

4 years

@supermathskid I think Apalpador should be on some sort of list, or at the very least have his hard drive checked.

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@dmagoo1985

1 year

Exlusive images from this weeks training session at Dunfermline

Craig Cairns

@craigcairns001

1 year

🆕Dunfermline manager James McPake without NINE players ahead of Dundee United clash

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David

@dmagoo1985

4 years

Amount of Pars fans that have an issue with this is fucking embarrassing. Believe it or not, our fans aren't all from fucking Touch, Garvock and Abbeyview.

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@SocialEngland66

4 years

#Dunfermline

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@dmagoo1985

3 years

Had some explaining to do to the wife, but cheers for the tip offs and discount codes @man_savings

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@dmagoo1985

4 years

@TomKitchin Written by someone who hasn't fucking clue how close the margins are in hospitality. My trip to the Kitchin was a kind of one off, once in a lifetime birthday treat. Worth every penny though, your staff and food are absolutely worth every penny.

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@dmagoo1985

11 months

I have a child coming...so having a look at what I'm (maybe) willing to part with. So, Pars fans...2003/04 signed 'road to the final' home shirt. Shirt is absolutely immaculate, has been framed for most of its life. A good few modern-day legends on here. DMs are open for offers.

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

@ScotNational @AshtenRegan I'm picking a party leader, hardly the biggest decision of my life. 6 weeks is more than enough time.

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

@ClydeSSB Morton announcing the signing of an angry old man.

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@dmagoo1985

4 years

@millionbevs @JOETHECOLEMAN @fourpurebrewing @BrewDog have all their beer recipes on their website. You, I or Aldi could brew it exactly the same.

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

Hang it in the Dunfermline Carnegie Library & Galleries

Dunfermline Athletic

@officialdafc

2 years

Our Manager 💪

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@dmagoo1985

9 years

@SkySportsNewsHQ @officialdafc 4-1 5-1 6-1 & 7-1 surely worth a feature?

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David

@dmagoo1985

5 years

Fuck me Fred Sirieix is a serial killer. Who the fuck snaps a Kit-Kat like that? #Snackmasters

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

@AirdrieoniansFC

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

@Scotlandteam That was utterly embarrassing.

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

@classicshirts Sadly no longer with us, but Aberdeen cult hero Hicham Zerouali wore number 0

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David

@dmagoo1985

1 year

C'mon @officialdafc ...

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@dmagoo1985

3 years

"Boris, how are you going to ensure families won't starve this winter?" "Brrmph, mmmrp, brmmmph Russian Hydrocarbons." #BBCBreakfast

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David

@dmagoo1985

2 years

Dunfermline businesses have prepared for this evening's festivities.

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@dmagoo1985

4 years

Kris Boyd now famous for being a clueless fanny across the whole of the UK now, and not just Scotland.

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David

@dmagoo1985

4 years

@officialdafc Proud Uncle moment. Luton Pars Supporters Club. Members 1. #COYP

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David

@dmagoo1985

10 months

@ChloeTheIndyGer @DaveH3289 @officialdafc I would argue 12 hours after the video doing the rounds is timely, what else do you want in the statement other than: Condemnation and promising action?

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@dmagoo1985

3 years

Reinstate the swearing on #Taskmaster @Channel4 fucks sake.

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David

@dmagoo1985

6 years

Finally caught up with @HistoryVikings If Torvi or Lagertha get killed off, I'm rioting. I've only just gotten over Ned Stark losing his head. @gee_hirst @KatherynWinnick

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@dmagoo1985

5 years

@StMirrenBanter Provencial club fans searching for Celtics "bad times"

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@dmagoo1985

1 year

We any closer yet? 😂

Craig Cairns

@craigcairns001

1 year

🆕James McPake 'close' to new Dunfermline signing and points to 'issue' to be addressed 🗣️"It might not be the answer people want to hear, but we're not going to sign people for the sake of singing them."

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@dmagoo1985

1 year

Get it announced @officialdafc 👀

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@dmagoo1985

1 year

@MatchwinnerUK @officialdafc

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

@ScotlandNT @ViaplaySportsUK For once, not the SFAs fault. Direct your anger at the BBC/ITV/Channel 4. When it comes to Uefa games...Uefa sell the rights to the highest bidder, our broadcasters would rather pay out for England.

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

@GwaliaClassics absolutely mint. ❤️

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@dmagoo1985

6 months

@adiFamily_

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

@CeltiCRab19671 @days_scottish @officialdafc 1. Our goalkeeper is Turkish 2. We were raising funds for the joint Turkey/Syria appeal. So get doon off your high horse

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

@officialdafc Announce new strip, ideally with Kane Ritchie-hosler wearing it after signing a 5 year deal.

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David

@dmagoo1985

10 months

Signing players for Dunfermline.

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@beyoncegarden

10 months

name something harder than this😭

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@dmagoo1985

4 years

@JimSpenceDundee

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@dmagoo1985

5 years

@officialdafc @TomLang05 Hope you've got plenty wet floor signs at EEP. My wife has just asked how much season tickets are. 🙄😂

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

Sare heid this morning, class night though @Dictator_Band @KyleFrancisFalc @PJMolloys

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@dmagoo1985

1 year

Wild. Love it, the type of shirt that folk will be desperate to have in 20 odd years time.

Dunfermline Athletic

@officialdafc

1 year

Following launching our hugely successful home, away and goalkeeping kits, #DAFC are pleased to unveil our @ErreaOfficial third kit for season 2023/24 ℹ️ On sale now at and in the store from 10am

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

@EASPORTSFIFA

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@dmagoo1985

3 years

@officialdafc Is Gaspuitis pumping Grants wife?

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@dmagoo1985

7 years

@EODMofficial van spotted in Dunfermline, Scotland. Absolutely tremendous.

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@dmagoo1985

1 year

@adiFamily_ Bermuda 🩵

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@dmagoo1985

6 years

@Alicelevine "Would you do that to me?" Jack: "I wouldn't do it" Me: *Googles 'Alice Levine' #sleepingwiththefarright

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@dmagoo1985

1 year

Still a wee bit peckish...got room for one more. A wee Otoo would finish the day nicely.

Dunfermline Athletic

@officialdafc

1 year

Some wholesome Sam Fisher and Craig Wighton content for you #DAFC fans 😎

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@dmagoo1985

3 years

@officialdafc Unless Gaspuitis has misplaced his legs, there is absolutely no reason he should be behind Breen.

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

@JDSports How very dare you miss out Mastersystem

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

@HugoGye Wow, a whole 10p? That brings the price back down to the halcyon days of 2 weeks ago.

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

@JackFFC03 @allanwilson1979 @officialdafc "Please buy a 10 year season ticket" screams financial stability.

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@dmagoo1985

3 years

@coatbridge52 @zhingmaster @SpeckyEu97 @ScotlandNT @andrewrobertso5 @RachelCorsie14 Like every nation, the Ukrainians will want to get to the World Cup on merit.

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@dmagoo1985

4 years

@danjacko97 @debbieoriade Sqaush is mainly used by the same people who refer to fizzy drinks as 'Pop' and share a bath with their Mum or Dad.

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

I would like to buy this person a pint. @officialdafc

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@dmagoo1985

3 years

@damian_thirsty @VisitScotland This you? Ya homophobic cunt.

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@dmagoo1985

1 year

Announce it @officialdafc

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

@officialdafc

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@dmagoo1985

9 months

Touch and Proud ✊️😂

▽ButcherOfFife▽

@ButcherOfFife

9 months

Local meme for local people.

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@dmagoo1985

1 year

The Courier Sport

@thecouriersport

1 year

EXCLUSIVE: Dundee’s Shaun Byrne wanted by a host of clubs with Raith Rovers and Dunfermline keen on midfield man

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

@officialdafc

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@dmagoo1985

8 months

Obviously it turned out it was all built on sand...but fucking hell, what a ride it was. That team ❤️

Dunfermline Athletic Vintage

@pars_retro

8 months

On this day in 2004 Dunfermline progressed to the next round of the Scottish cup with a 3-0 victory over Clyde. Nicholson (x2) and Bullen were the scorers in the replayed fixture after the initial fixture had been abandoned due to snow.

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David

@dmagoo1985

9 months

@officialdafc Yasssss. But will the biscuits definitely be on sale?

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

For the love of Andy Tod! Get involved @officialdafc these are absolutely superb. @MatchwinnerUK

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@dmagoo1985

8 months

He played football the Jock Stein way. RIP to a true club legend. ⚫️⚪️⚫️

Dunfermline Athletic

@officialdafc

8 months

Everyone at Dunfermline Athletic is hugely saddened to hear of the passing of a true Pars legend, Harry Melrose. ➡️

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@dmagoo1985

8 years

I'm Scottish with an English wife who moved to Dunfermline with me. She now watches Still Game voluntarily. #WeAreScotland

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David

@dmagoo1985

1 year

Right @officialdafc with big Elon sticking in tweet restrictions, nae waiting til after 5/6pm for a 🖊 announcement. We will all have reached our tweet limit by then. 👍

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

@andyhmfcc @FitbaPatter *Cough.

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@dmagoo1985

1 year

Not often that I agree with a Tory, however... we would have lost my Dad a lot sooner than we did if it wasn't for the Resus team at Queen Margaret. Absolute travesty a City and area the size of Dunfermline doesn't have a functioning A&E.

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@dunfermlinep

1 year

MSP takes Dunfermline hospital service concerns to Holyrood

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@dmagoo1985

6 years

Redecorating. Joyously found this. @officialdafc

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@dmagoo1985

7 years

Absolutely zero coverage of #marchforindy A broadcaster for the nation. @BBCNews

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@dmagoo1985

3 years

When you order Rangers fans on Wish.

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David

@dmagoo1985

9 months

🙄

Craig Cairns

@craigcairns001

9 months

🗣️"We still are working away and expecting more to come in." 🆕Why Dunfermline boss James McPake expects Championship transfer market to 'accelerate'

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

@DAFCNews

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@dmagoo1985

2 years

@ScotNational Jumped the gun a bit here. I would imagine the RCN has more members than Unite and unison, and they have not announced their decision.

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@dmagoo1985

4 years

@RegenHunters My best ever. He was sensational.

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@dmagoo1985

1 year

Announce pitch sponsorship scheme

Dunfermline Athletic

@officialdafc

1 year

DAFC is delighted to announce @forth_tech as official match ball sponsor for next week’s clash against FC. St Pauli. ➡️

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@dmagoo1985

4 years

@wolfalicemusic "YYYYYAAAAAAAAASSSSSS"

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@dmagoo1985

8 years

I couldn't tell you the roads I take to my local shop. Absolutely mental. #TheKnowledge

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@dmagoo1985

1 year

£5 on the next @officialdafc post reminding folk to get their 50/50 half time draw tickets.

Dunfermline Athletic

@officialdafc

1 year

All the key supporters information ahead of tomorrow's game ➡️ ‼️Please note season card renewals will not be available in the club shop after 1.00pm on match day

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