Amruta Godbole @dj_roots Twitter profile

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

3 years

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it. Jk. I mean that is actually me in the photo. But I like it every time.

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9 months

Babe, if I was accused of plagiarism, would you tear down all of modern academia to avenge me?

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3 years

@annamv10 A friend took a photo of me at Folsom Street Fair a couple years ago, posted to IG, it somehow went viral, and now it’s a meme! (Comes up about monthly, in various languages, across the internet.) A fun “fun fact”!

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4 years

A cool part of seeing friends’ new places in SF is when they explain the working class origins of their $2M house. “This room was designed for the miners to shake off soot before entering. We put an Eames chair there.”

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@dj_roots

3 years

Dating in your mid-late 30s is super fun because you, a person who has never been able to make it work, get together with another person who has never been able to make it work and together you’re expected to…make it work? A recipe for success!!

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@dj_roots

3 years

If Olivia Rodrigo dropped this album when I was in high school...it would be approximately 6 more years before I could relate to its content. #latebloomer

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@dj_roots

3 years

I hate discrimination as much as the next person but, when I look through Yelp reviews of an Indian restaurant, I only read the ones by Indian people. "Oh you liked the daal, Brenda J.? Good for you. Let's see what Poonam K. had to say."

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@dj_roots

1 year

My 26 year old personal trainer told me today about the sweet “older couple” in his building that bake cookies and don’t complain about his parties. Made the mistake of asking how old these senior citizens are exactly. 40. They’re 40.

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@dj_roots

6 months

@annamv10 @monke_io Why would there be any less personal payback? You’re a parent, you have a child.

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@dj_roots

5 months

i'm looking for a man in VC, brown eyes, 5'3''.

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@dj_roots

4 years

Hey guys, I know a lot of you are really jealous of me right now. But you should know my life isn't perfect either. Sure, I get to wake up to this adonis every day. But we have our problems too. We're people too, even if it doesn't always look like it on social media. <3

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@pitdesi

4 years

@chamath @ParikPatelCFA We both skipped leg day. (I skipped the other days too)

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

2 years

My fake Vibha Masi burner account worked!

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@pitdesi

2 years

Just responded

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

4 years

Between Tony/Doordash and Pete/China, it's a big day for my McKinsey Chicago start class. Please remember that time I led our flip cup team to victory and grant me access to your private jets. tysm.

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@dj_roots

4 years

My Valentine ( @pitdesi ) with his Valentine ( @joinClubhouse ) in NYT today. Love is love, including between a man and a social media platform 💕💕💕

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@dj_roots

3 years

I’ve officially come out in the pages of Buzzfeed — as a meme, that is. Thanks, friends, for the fun 15 minutes (seconds?) of fame this weekend.

Sheel Mohnot

@pitdesi

3 years

In this article, @dj_roots reveals that she mostly hangs out with tall and muscular men. What can I say, she has a type 🤷🏾‍♂️

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3 years

V relatable content. "I was JUST having this conversation with my Hangar Neighbor...you know, the person who stores his airplanes near my airplanes. You know how you can end up forming a real bond with those people. I mean you must know."

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

3 years

Caitlyn Jenner to Hannity: "My friends are leaving California. My hangar, the guy right across, he was packing up his hangar and I said, where are you going? And he says, 'I'm moving to Sedona, Arizona, I can't take it anymore. I can't walk down the streets and see the homeless'"

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2 years

@michelletandler I do think this says a lot more about your friend group than the world at large. I know very few people living off of generational wealth. And nearly all of my friends are liberal/progressive (coming from all sorts of backgrounds, mostly middle class).

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

5 years

Thank you, @shakira and @JLo , for confirming that I have at least another 10-15 years to get super hot. Will definitely get on that soon but nice not to feel too rushed. #SuperBowlHalftimeShow #HalftimeShow2020

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

3 years

Oh no - it's the time of year when weather is actually better on the East Coast than in SF. I feel like a woman who got married to great fanfare in her 20s watching other people do it in their 30s. Oh, we all get our turn at good weather? But ME me me ME me.

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

10 months

Why is the concept of privilege so hard for some people to accept? Or the fact that some groups of people have been systematically disadvantaged? We can debate which interventions make sense but, if you don’t start from this reality, your conclusions do not seem in good faith.

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

3 years

Instagram has additionally asked employees to use the IG app 1 hour a day. And I’ve begrudgingly agreed to cut back.

Neal Khosla

@nealkhosla

3 years

Facebook is making employees including the CEO use the app once a month and employees are upset.

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

2 years

One minute I was road-tripping to Reno ahead of my first Burning Man. The next, I was stopped at a Taco Bell making the below video. And the rest is history.

Sheel Mohnot

@pitdesi

2 years

Here's the winning video... fortunately @tacobell was able to see past our “acting” skills into our gooey taco-loving hearts

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

3 years

Such a fun day urban hiking through SF, getting in 40k steps for @pitdesi 's 40th birthday. San Francisco and @pitdesi : two icons that never get old (even when they have big birthdays).

Sheel Mohnot

@pitdesi

3 years

We started at working class Candlestick & went to white-collar mansionville in lands end, w/ hidden trails, community gardens, state & local parks, great stairways, & amazing views along the way 🥰 to @dj_roots for planning the walk as a surprise w/ friends meeting on the way!

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@dj_roots

2 years

It's a weird time to be in a mixed-verification-status relationship.

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@dj_roots

11 months

lol this is my high school

Historic Vids

@historyinmemes

11 months

High school in the 1990s before social media

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@dj_roots

8 months

Happy Valentine’s Day to my valentine, @pitdesi , who has already brought me coffee in bed. Later I will give him a sappy card with many words but I know he prefers to be loved 140 characters at a time. Love you @pitdesi !

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

6 months

Date my brother-in-law! He made one of those now-NYT-famous Date Me docs, which is linked below. He’s a genuinely great guy and we spend a lot of time with him so I have a vested interest in finding him an equally great gal. See below if that might be you or someone you know.

Sheel Mohnot

@pitdesi

6 months

Everyone else was in a couple so it was especially fun for us (who haven’t been on dating apps in years) I recommend this group activity. I also very much recommend my brother who is 34, lives in SF, and is looking for a future wife. More info here:

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

2 years

He's a 7 but you heard that 6 is afraid of him because 7 8 9.

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

1 year

Planning our Honeymoon in Sri Lanka in December. Also accepting recs! And, perhaps more importantly, tips for getting a Very Online Husband to be present on a Honeymoon.

Sheel Mohnot

@pitdesi

1 year

This is roughly our plan. Open to critiques & ideas, everything is changeable! Still debating whether to go to Kandy before Ceylon Tea Trails but leaning likely. We have 2 nights everywhere except Kandy and 98 Acres (1 each).

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

3 years

Big win for the rich here. Impressive negotiating down from “eat” to simply “tax.” #MetGala

ilana kaplan

@lanikaps

3 years

aoc wearing the words tax the rich on her dress? simply iconic #MetGala

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@dj_roots

2 years

This is a very real thing that is happening. Getting married in a @tacobell Metaverse Wedding on Friday. Just normal TGIF stuff.

Sheel Mohnot

@pitdesi

2 years

When you know, you know. That's how I felt about @dj_roots before proposing and also how I felt when I saw a contest to get married in a @tacobell Metaverse Wedding. Luckily for me, they both said yes! It's all going down THIS FRIDAY at 7pm PT. Stay tuned :)

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@dj_roots

4 years

Moderately Twitter-famous bf, eloquent ghostwriter gf

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@dj_roots

10 months

Ah, yes, "returning" to a "color-blind" society. Because if we know one thing about American history, it's that we've always been color-blind.

@jason

@Jason

10 months

We are returning to a color-blind, performance-based society… where we judge people by their character, effort, and achievements. Identity politics is a road to nowhere, and it focuses a society on what decides us, as opposed to what binds us. As we bend back, however, we

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1 year

@pitdesi @LastWeekTonight "I'm really passionate about belonging to groups that impress people." This hurt me but I deserved it.

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@dj_roots

1 year

@shreyas Agree but come say that on the new app

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

3 years

A silicone baking mat I bought claims I shouldn’t use it with “pepper, onion, leg of lamb, and sweet potato.” What could possibly explain this random list? Is this like some subtle anti-Greek propaganda??

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

3 years

2021: New job, new apartment, outed as a meme in Buzzfeed. Worked and explored across California, Mexico, Tuscany, and Slovenia. Learned a ton about love and relationships and myself. Didn’t get Covid (as far as I know). Couldn’t have asked for much more.

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@dj_roots

2 years

The current blue check situation: Here is a person you should listen to OR a person you should definitely not listen to.

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2 years

@annamv10 @pitdesi I've been racking my brain trying to think about what we could do to make his aunt feel better. If only there was something...

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

3 years

We’ve got merch! For a cause! My close friend, Doug (who I first followed into Folsom that fateful day), has created fun Pride products featuring our favorite image. All proceeds go to @TrevorProject .

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

1 year

I too am proud of you even though you're not a doctor.

Sheel Mohnot

@pitdesi

1 year

Love that @freeshreeda interviewed my parents for this profile on me. It includes a line you'll find in any story of an Indian-American in tech: "His parents are proud — even though he’s not a doctor."

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@dj_roots

3 years

People say liberal arts degrees aren't useful and then bumble through meetings when they haven't done the pre-read. Some of you haven't had four years of seminar training and it shows.

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@dj_roots

3 years

At this point it feels like NOT starting a company is the riskiest move of all. So, yeah, I guess I am sort of an outside-the-box daredevil type. Don't feel badly if you're not though. This life isn't for everyone.

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@dj_roots

6 months

@IO__podcast @pitdesi @iamjakestream @btv_vc Behind every responsive VC is a wife saying "why are you on your phone?"

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@dj_roots

2 years

Dogfish (v.): To deceive (a partner) by courting her with dog photos only to later refuse to get a dog yourself.

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

3 years

Absurd for so many reasons but to start: which “class” is the “normal” one, exactly? (Also this feels too stupid to be real. Should I not RT this? Is it a troll the libs virality play?)

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3 years

"Universal day care" is class war against normal people.

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

3 years

Looks like I'm very on trend this Short King Spring. @pitdesi

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@dj_roots

4 years

Remember when your first friend started drinking and you were like “that’s awful, you’re making such bad choices” and then a month later were all “but like where did you get it and can you get it for me?” That’s the Covid vaccine now.

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@dj_roots

2 years

@kalpenn @tacobell We can’t wait! Of all the fast food chains you’ve been associated with, this one is by far the best. ✅ 💯 🔥

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

1 year

Have always wondered about this! Adapting Google Maps to India is really an incredible feat.

Elizabeth Laraki

@elizlaraki

1 year

In 2008, Google Maps launched in India. But we quickly ran into a problem: Nobody used street names. And street names were the foundation of Google Maps. The team had to make some big adaptations. 15 years later, the changes have stood the test of time. Here's how the team

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3 years

@pitdesi @sweatystartup But just to make sure I understand: When VC/Tech Twitter think of a "selfish, ego driven career path," they think of THE LAW. Or, better, MEDICINE. So, like, literally saving lives. Do I have that right?

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

4 years

@yayalexisgay Alexis, @pitdesi and I were discussing who in his Twittersphere I find funny and, after seeing this, I just turned to him and said: “At the end of the day, it’s really just Alexis that I find funny.” This is a good one!

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@dj_roots

3 years

Masks couldn’t save the dinosaurs. What makes us so sure they’re going to save us?

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@dj_roots

3 years

Spent a large portion of this flight trying and failing to get the WiFi to work for more than 20 seconds at a time. The dedication to not reading the book I brought. Impressive honestly.

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@dj_roots

6 months

@nickgraynews @pitdesi and I count our first few dates as follows: (1) Date 1 - several hours in his backyard (this was peak pandemic); (2) Date 2 - a weekend in Cleveland and Pittsburgh; and (3) Date 3 - 4 days staying at my mom’s house without her but with our good friend who introduced us.

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@dj_roots

2 years

You don't have to live together before you get married, but you should definitely MOVE together first.

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

2 years

A tweet thread about our weekend with @bchesky . I left feeling inspired and more of a fan of @Airbnb and Brian than I was before.

Sheel Mohnot

@pitdesi

2 years

This past weekend, I stayed with a pretty special Airbnb Host. @bchesky , the first-ever host (& CEO), listed his house on Airbnb a couple of months ago and I was lucky enough to book a stay. It was an amazing weekend that far exceeded our expectations...

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3 years

Re where to donate for India Covid relief: I chose Sewa International (). They have a 100 Charity Navigator score, are partnering with other orgs like AAPI, suggest donations ending in -1 (a desi tradition), and my mom likes them (another desi tradition).

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@dj_roots

3 years

When we all go back to the office, will they be installing mirrors in all the conference rooms? Because how else will I check and fix my hair throughout the meeting?

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@dj_roots

3 years

She IS eminently qualified but hilarious that they've created a chart using her resume and then measured others against it. Going to start comparing myself to my peers that way. "Grew up in Ohio? Check for me. Whereas you've failed to meet the bar yet again. Sad."

Hillary Clinton

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3 years

I'd say she's qualified. Source: @washingtonpost

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@dj_roots

3 years

Losing an AirPods Pro case is a unique type of loss. Just staring at the now useless AirPods thinking “we could have had it aaaalllllll…”

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@dj_roots

2 years

@jaiyagill This is an available option on Instagram:

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

3 years

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Armand Domalewski

@ArmandDoma

3 years

Types of San Francisco story (inspired by @xkcd )

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10 months

2023: A year of love and marriage(s). I’m ending the year feeling so grateful for the important people in my life. I have a long list of plans and resolutions for 2024. But if all I achieve is feeling half as much love next year as I did this year, 2024 will be a success.

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@dj_roots

3 years

Congrats, @pitdesi ! Nightly gelato on me tonight! (Actually maybe on you because I don’t have any euros and not sure if they take Amex) But you can pick the flavor! (As long as it’s that chocolate hazelnut one.) 💕😘👍🏼💯💰💶📈🎉

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@pitdesi

3 years

🎉 Huge news for the portfolio as @kinsured announced today that it plans to go public. This is the 1st company I've been closely involved with to go public, and I've learned a lot! I included much of my 1st deal memo from the Kin seed round 4.5 yrs ago

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3 years

People are always complaining about meetings that could have been emails. But what about weeks of emails/chats that could have been a 15-minute meeting? #teammeeting #asyncisoverrated

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@dj_roots

2 years

@pitdesi 2 spaces makes way more sense. 2 spaces for the end of a sentence and 1 for everything else (between words, after commas/colons/etc). #team2spaces for life

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@dj_roots

3 years

As an IG employee who spends a lot of my free time on IG, this outage is brutal. I guess that’s why they say: Don’t scroll where you work. (That’s the saying right?)

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@dj_roots

4 years

@neildevani @pitdesi My family too! The classic immigrant tale: you come in hopeful and tied to your roots and naming your baby Amruta after your favorite Marathi poet. 7.5 years of mispronunciation later and it’s fuck it Sonia I guess?

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@dj_roots

3 years

This is a Britannia Bourbon biscuit appreciation post. Dip one of these babies in a cup of coffee and you start to think maybe colonialism wasn't ALL bad.

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@dj_roots

4 years

Can all the Silicon Valley entrepreneurs ACTUALLY “make the world better” and create a better way to poll, please?

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@dj_roots

1 year

@pitdesi I hate this outfit. Just FYI.

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@dj_roots

1 year

Congrats to the @btv_vc team on launching their new accelerator, The Mint (which, in addition to obvious finance-related references, is also the name of a fave karaoke spot). Tell your newly "minted" fintech founders friends!

Sheel Mohnot

@pitdesi

1 year

We're launching an accelerator @btv_vc ! Fintech founders have unique needs; we're building the best accelerator to serve them. Our first cohort starts in SF on Aug 1. Check us out at - happy to answer any questions, & please send founders our way!

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@dj_roots

3 years

HBO def still the #1 network for darkly comic takes on the question “who killed this white person?”

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@dj_roots

2 years

Lot of people in the comments claiming the answer is “husband” or “wife.” What if you are a disorganized person marrying another disorganized person? Help!

em herrera 🌃

@emilyhxrrera

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is there like a life organizer that can come and fix all of my expenses, budget, organization, etc? id pay for this

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8 months

@pitdesi and I are having a debate: how many hours do you need to be gone from your house to justify turning your heat off while gone? I say 24 hours and he says 2 hours (on the high end).

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3 years

They should sell pre-hardened Sour Patch Kids like the way they sell pre-ripped jeans.

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3 years

@pitdesi @ParikPatelCFA @starshiphsa @tryramp @albertapp - Sheel to his Hinge matches.

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@dj_roots

1 year

Great article. I don’t expect the setups of dad jokes to be based on real events. But I do expect that of memoirs and I did expect it of Hassan’s stories. Learning they were fabricated changes my opinion of him.

Clare Malone

@ClareMalone

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Hasan Minhaj has built a comedy career in part on the strength of his autobiographical standup, talking about harrowing threats and police entrapment. Does it matter if many of these things never actually happened to him? My story:

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@iamjakestream So glad others are corroborating this. Love our romantic walks with @pitdesi 3 feet ahead of me.

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@dj_roots

3 years

Why are the Portuguese so into preserved fish? They’re eating like they’re still on the Nina, Pinta, or Santa Maria.

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@dj_roots

2 years

@pitdesi lololol. okay but who has more hair?

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2 years

For the record, @pitdesi is great in these situations and it only makes me more happy to marry him. (Phew.)

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4 years

(No one I know of course.)

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3 years

Oh no.

Ryan Mac 🙃

@RMac18

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can today be over

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@dj_roots

3 years

Mostly memes are good but sometimes they get out of hand. Like when 17-year-old Adrian publicized a "kickback" on TikTok, only to have the event go viral and thousands of party-hungry teens descend on his hometown. 2nd most amusing meme news this week.

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@dj_roots

3 years

@pitdesi @_laurenmessner @iamjakestream @jenny_colgate @ParikPatelCFA My only feedback is that BTVersary was RIGHT there. Congrats, @_laurenmessner - happy BTVersary!

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@dj_roots

3 years

Recommended reading. The line between compassion and enabling is a thin one but, when it comes to the city’s fentanyl problem, SF seems to be on the wrong side of it.

Ezra Klein

@ezraklein

3 years

This is just a remarkable piece of reporting. Unforgettable. Stop scrolling Twitter and read it.

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4 years

@pitdesi This drop down was on my Hinge profile too. Thank god you barely made it.

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@dj_roots

3 years

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. The exception is if he's cute and promises he'll change. In that case, go ahead, girl, it's worth a shot.

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@dj_roots

3 years

@ParikPatelCFA @pitdesi Unfortunately you can’t place multiple big bets at once. And the people you’re investing in tend to expect a little more effort than writing a check. (Though not all! There is hope for single VCs yet!)

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

1 year

Ever cope with not knowing a language by speaking every language you do know instead? Just had a 3-min panicked interaction with an Italian waiter that included Spanish, French, and Hindi. Waiter was v confused by the "bonjour" followed by "haan ji." (To be fair, I was too.)

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

7 months

@nihalmehta @elonmusk This is very much a text that @pitdesi 's parents would send.

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

2 years

Twitter sent me this notification about a tweet that got zero likes. It's like they're saying: "If you thought it was the algorithm, think again. People SAW it, they just didn't LIKE it. We're trying our best but we're not miracle workers."

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

11 months

Questions I’ve been asked at this wedding in India include “how much did your outfit cost” and “how much do you weigh.” They’ll really just ask you anything over here!

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

3 years

I’m a fan of @neverhaveiever but the many bad Indian accents are so painful. I hear better every time @pitdesi is on the phone with someone from the motherland.

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

4 years

@pitdesi Oh man. Imagine being Parth’s younger sibling. Not only is it impossible to beat a perfect SAT score but all the prime bumper real estate is taken!

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

4 years

Congrats @pitdesi . I would say I’m one of your biggest fans but the other comments and retweets on this make clear that’s not the case. Good job, though.

Sheel Mohnot

@pitdesi

4 years

How it started How it's going w/ @iamjakestream w/ @btv_vc

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

2 years

@pitdesi @iamjakestream Which would you say had more women? This list or the parties you used to attend at CMU?

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Amruta Godbole

@dj_roots

3 years

Found this animal in the street in Ohio last week. @pitdesi found it cute but my years living in shitty east coast apartments makes me unable to find rodents appealing. Question for the Twitterverse: what is this??

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