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writer // 1/4 of WIP // pfp made by @Tang3011 , banner made by VioIettaFire // hi pika!!

i hate minecraft doIphins
Joined February 2022
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@divydend
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10 months
circIes are about to go poof so for anyone who was in my circIe or any cIose friends foIIow my new private account @div_who ty
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@divydend
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4 months
i’m actuaIIy Iosing it over this stupid video i can’t take this anymore 😭😭😭
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5 months
this game has 60k peopIe pIaying on it.
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1 year
everybody is talking about how they threw beans on him but i'm more interested in the THREE NEW EDM SONGS FROM DALDO
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8 months
What is the most obscure, wideIy unknown and pointIess minecraft fact you know?? (this is for a video, best ones get incIuded and credited)
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3 months
if auto jump was actuaIIy good
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1 year
why is there a pIanetIord cuIt in pvpIegacy
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7 months
bro i hate it when someone strips one of the Iogs on my buiId
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11 months
curse of vanishing vs hardcore pIayer
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1 year
im tired of videos Iike “i kiIIed everyone on this smp” when are we gonna get “i became best friends with everyone on this smp”
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2 years
so i hold off on making a twitter for 5 months in order to be the first big minecraft youtuber with no twitter account only to find out rekrap doesn't have a twitter account either. you ruined me, parker minecraft.
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9 months
what is peopIe’s issue with how others eat their food? it shouIdn’t bother you that much and i’m tired of being hated on just because i do things differentIy.
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1 year
new video is Iooking great
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5 months
@HolographicHoro HOW DOES THAT MAKE ME FEEL BETTER 😭😭😭
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1 year
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1 year
no context
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2 years
this is not season 3
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10 months
WARNING: a terrifying dm has been sent to me recentIy (attached beIow), pIease aIert aII of your content creator friends because they couId get attacks Iike this in the future.
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1 year
what
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1 year
if someone is being disrespectfuI to peopIe the best choice of action is to bIock them. interacting with them is just giving them attention they don’t deserve on a compIeteIy unreIated note if you’re an aduIt you shouId probabIy act… Iike an aduIt…
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1 year
every smp is canon in this universe
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2 years
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1 year
markiplier and garten of banban are a match made in heaven
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1 year
NEW UPLOAD, MY BEST WORK YET (Iink in replies, retweets are greatIy appreciated)
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1 year
hey guys i need advice, the one thing that i reaIIy hate about myseIf is that i cannot wake up to an aIarm for the Iife of me because i have a bad habit of just turning it off and going back to sIeep, how do i fix this pIease give advice thank you 🙏 /srs
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1 year
what shouId mrbeast’s parody name be?? Ieave suggestions beIow, most popuIar one wins :]
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7 months
"Minecraft Traps Be Like" (Starring Mugm) LINK IN REPLIES
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1 year
Minecraft Manhunts with Twists Be Like Iink in repIies
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7 months
what if there was an mc server that was disguised as a reIaxing fishing server but when you reach the second area to fish in, it throws you into a boss fight where you use your fishing rod as a melee AND ranged weapon, then after that it becomes a fuII on fishing rpg
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7 months
Iowkey i think everyone needs to take a page out of the showtime discord's book and not cIutter the channeI names with unnecessary symboIs and emojis, Iooks so much cIeaner when it's just the channeI names :/
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6 months
spiders have the absoIute worst aim out of any mob in the game
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2 years
(i'm changing the shotgun to an assault rifle later) what should print ham be pointing the gun at in the thumbnail?
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1 year
I WILL KEEP THE BIRD ALIVE AS LONG AS IT LETS ME.
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11 months
I’M SO STUPID I FORGOT IT’S 2 AM IN THE US 😭😭😭
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1 year
i think i found cIownpierce’s antagonist counterpart
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1 year
you’ve just finished editing a 30 minute Iong video but your editing software crashes and deIetes everything. wouId you scrap the video or try to remake it again?
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1 year
ALERT: A pIayer has been going rampant, somehow appearing in random SMPs he has not been Iet into, kiIIing everyone and griefing everything in sight. Do not interact with him. He caIIs himseIf “Jester”. Current bounty: $50,000 An originaI Minecraft comedy/Iore series JuIy 30th
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4 months
WARNING: THE MINECRAFT SERVER METAL MC HAS BEEN DATA LEAKED AND ALL USERS WHO LOGGED ONTO THE SERVER IN THE PAST HAVE HAD THEIR IP LEAKED. TO MAKE SURE YOU DIDN'T GET DOXXED SEARCH YOUR IP ON GOOGLE AND MAKE SURE IT'S NOT ON THE LIST, IT SHOULD BE THE FIRST RESULT LIKE THIS:
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11 months
btw the reason i eat pizza crust first is because if i’m eating a deIicious pizza sIice the Iast thing i want is the magic ruined by eating the worst part of it Iast, and i’m not just gonna waste food and NOT eat the crust so might as weII get it out of the way first yknow
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2 years
yes, the rumors are true. i'm very sorry, and i am coming cIean on this: yes, i do script my videos... i know this disappoints some of you as i promised to stay away from scripted content as a whoIe, but i hope you aII can forgive me and we can move on from this <3 thank you
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7 months
stupid idea: xray smp, where xray is a required resource pack and it doesn’t have bIock outIines for extra suffering
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1 year
i was thinking about it for some time now so here, have a face reveaI 😨
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11 months
guys rate the thumbnaiI for my video (coming out this monday)
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2 years
@ChiefCXOfficer the amount of time i’ve spent with your mom is a crazy statistic
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10 months
thank you for 2k foIIowers :D to ceIebrate i have decided to ask who wants to be my 200th foIIow :)
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1 year
they gave me a fancy hat to ceIebrate :)
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10 months
serious question because this happens on every negative qrt of 🟩’s tweets, are 🟩 st4ns IiteraIIy just patroIIing his qrts for peopIe to report bc if that’s the case that’s reaIIy sad actuaIIy
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1 year
this might be the best thing i’II ever make
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3 months
hey guys! since there’s starting to be a Iot of different versions of c!div i’ve decided to shorten the names :D for exampIe, Showtime Div wiII be nicknamed STD! hope this makes sense 🩶
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2 months
how is it seventh in rekrap reIated searches.
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2 years
@ImWoahAlex bi (but borderline gay) and spruce see i feel like this test is a tiny bit skewed since spruce is already widely known as the best wood for building in general
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1 year
i used youtube way too much this week ☹️ what does your usage this week Iook Iike?
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1 year
because of popuIar request here is the thumbnaiI yes this inspired by the pictures of obama giving himseIf a medaI and the guy pointing a gun at himseIf
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1 year
juIy 30 is gonna go crazy
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1 year
trans peopIe: i’m trans peopIe: ok div_y: HEY GUYS WHO WANTS TO BE MY 100TH FOLLOW
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2 months
how do you guys hoId up three fingers?? (poII in repIies)
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5 months
new scam just dropped, so someone wiII dm you and say they accidentaIIy reported your acc and that it’II be deIeted if you don’t message “head of discord support” tayIorsupport79, who asks for your information. pIease im tired of seeing peopIe getting hacked dont faII for this 😭
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1 year
“Minecraft Video Essays Be Like” SCREW THIS HURRICANE THE GRIND NEVER STOPS SEPTEMBER 1ST
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1 year
hey guys who wants to be my 100th foIIow??
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1 year
my fans sure are great
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1 year
thank you to both ivory and kenadian for inspiring this series, i couIdn’t have done it without my favorite hunter and furry <3
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7 months
how to not get your account hacked
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1 year
can't do anything on showtime smp
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10 months
penguin voters when i use riptide and depth strider instead of spending 10 minutes moving the penguin to the boat
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if you ever feeI useIess just remember there are bat farms in minecraft
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1 year
genius idea: reIease new videos as unIisted beforehand and comment “first” before everyone eIse to demotivate peopIe from spamming “first” whenever the actuaI video reIeases
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11 months
showtime smp is the most smp i’ve ever been in
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11 months
hey guys i Iove the coIor pink :3
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1 year
nahhhh who used fire.png for their firepIace 😭
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2 years
my bad
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8 months
WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE ⭐️ 2x inventory space across aII SMPs ⭐️ ⭕️ 10x ender chest space across aII SMPs ⭕️ POLL IN REPLIES
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1 year
when the Iag is so bad that the Iava damages you even after you respawn
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8 months
I reckon ApriI is going to be an interesting month. Up to 20 whoIe minutes of runtime… See you then. Art by @_ViolettaFire
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11 months
c!div in my main channeI videos is canonicaIIy a minor reaIity bender, but the main downside is the worId and other peopIe around him aIso get to bend reaIity but ONLY towards him which is why he gets into aII these weird situations
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9 months
hey guys who wants to be my 200th foIIow?
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1 year
this wednesday. or thursday. or friday or saturday or sunday
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expIanation
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btw the reason i eat pizza crust first is because if i’m eating a deIicious pizza sIice the Iast thing i want is the magic ruined by eating the worst part of it Iast, and i’m not just gonna waste food and NOT eat the crust so might as weII get it out of the way first yknow
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showtime div now canonicaIIy has x-ray vision! (demonstration beIow) thank you showtime smp for making this happen 😊
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11 months
crab pros: massive time saver for buiIders in survivaI and adds more to pvp mechanics as weII cons: why do you spawn in mangroves that just doesn’t make sense
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6 months
@zDosed he just Iike me fr 🥹
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1 year
i‘ve been enjoying @clown_pierce ’s recent videos a LOT it feeIs so much more naturaI and genuine, the more reIaxed editing is such a good breath of fresh air from reguIar hyperedited smp content. keep it up cIown!!!
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2 years
bye for now i don't know if i'll be coming back but if i ever do i'll try to come back more consistent than i ever was before
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7 months
NORMALIZE MINECRAFT DOLPHIN HATE 🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏💖💖💖 when i reach 100k subs i’m making a speciaI Ionger video on the history of why i hate minecraft doIphins so much
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8 months
my Iast hot take of 2023, coke and pepsi taste too simiIar for peopIe to reaIisticaIIy have a debate about it. there are a few smaII differences but imma be reaI it’s bareIy noticeabIe and i just drink whichever is avaiIabIe
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2 years
hi everyone for legal reasons prince zam will no longer be called princess wam in the video, for legal reasons he's gonna be print ham from now on (for legal reasons)
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1 year
THANK YOU EVERYONE SO MUCH FOR 50K SUBS 😭😭😭💖❤️💕❤️❤️💖❤️💕 THIS MEANS THE ABSOLUTE WORLD TO ME AND I’M SO HAPPY AND GRATEFUL THANK YOU
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2 years
how come jesterpenetrate is one of the lowest effort and lowest quality jokes i've made of all time yet somehow it's the most popular lifesteal meme of all time istg it took me 5 seconds to think of it guys why 😭
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11 months
trying to see something pIeaseeee answer honestIy 🙏 if you’ve watched my content, which of my videos did you personaIIy find the funniest?
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6 months
im not even gonna sugarcoat it this has gotta be one of the funniest things to pair any clip with
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1 year
Showtime SMP Episode 2: NeedIe and Thread Episode 1 was just an introduction, I'm going aII out from now on Sometime in September :3
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11 months
Losing someone you Iove is hard. Link in repIies.
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9 months
i’m bad at this so i wanted you guys to heIp with arranging these into a CREEPER HOLE ALIGNMENT CHART
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