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@distanthowling

8 months

they want us to maximize our joint corruption

Khrom

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8 months

These 4 are the same thing why don't they unite already?

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@imnotjuIes no but it's the book where we got this instead

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@distanthowling

7 months

being a taylor swift fan on twitter is being excited and happy about a taylor sighting for twelve hours and then spending the rest of the week getting brain damage from reading some of the most deranged thinkpieces ever conceived by all corners of the fandom

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@distanthowling

11 months

this got more angles than the 1989 world tour movie

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@yeezuscain

11 months

new gif just dropped

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11 months

"not interesting to think or write about in the slightest" and yet you wrote a whole thread

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@distanthowling

9 months

taylor's first public appearance as an ex-bisexual i'm so proud of her 🥹

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@distanthowling

10 months

the fact that you guys took joe alwyn posting an article about palestine as an attack to taylor is quite honestly the most braindead thing you've done, and you all need to realize that there's a world outside of this fandom

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@distanthowling

11 months

her writing invisible string

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@blackpopgirl

11 months

he wore a green shirt at his job as a teenager, she read at a park with green grass… she was really forcing them strings to connect I can’t😭

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@distanthowling

6 months

a lot of misinterpretation regarding the lyrics that's going around would be solved if they just read the next two lines or put it in the context of the song

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@distanthowling

7 months

being a teenager back in 2020 is the last thing you want to experience

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@pinkitties

7 months

What is happening.

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@rxmiree the prophecy

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@distanthowling

9 months

"twitter user rudycampbell found dead"

Rudy Campbell

@rudybcampbell

9 months

Sydney Sweeney through the duct tape after i yell “OH YEAH, U LIKE THAT?!”

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7 months

something inside me just died

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8 months

saw

cometinthesky

@comet5inthe5ky

8 months

The eternal sunshine stuff Ariana is doing makes me think of what movie Taylor would choose to base an entire album around

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11 months

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6 months

imo they've outgrown each other when it comes to synthpop. florida, fresh out the slammer, and i can fix him proves that they could still work if they try a different sound

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6 months

genuinely think jack and taylor have outgrown each other as collaborators. their work together is becoming stagnant and repetitive and they both tap into much fresher sounds when they work with other people.

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6 months

the joe alwyn discussions were already so insufferable and now we're adding matty healy to the mix i can't even

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@distanthowling

7 months

you guys don't even give us a fucking chance to forget about this photo with the amount of times you've tweeted about it

rylee⸆⸉ LOST THE BLACK DOG

@ryleesdiary

7 months

if you recognize this photo you are entitled to serious compensation.

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1 year

@musicstruggles1 nothing but thieves mention

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8 months

imagine an until dawn type of game where every choice you make ends up with you dragged on twitter

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10 months

taylor plastic surgery debate, travis cheating allegations, what the hell is going on in swiftieland

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7 months

taywarrior nonbinary child

ash ౨ৎ

@kingofmyhrts

7 months

gaylor daughter or taylor hater son

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11 months

ouuu the way you can tell from their statements who was the reason for the breakup

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@ABSCBNNews

11 months

READ: Daniel Padilla's statement after Kathryn Bernardo confirms their breakup.

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9 months

the tortured poets department is a rock album and if you disagree you are PANSEXUAL

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10 months

south korea in a bit tier

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@Paradogi1

10 months

This is my country racism tierlist based on osu interactions.

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💭

@thinkeralwyn

8 months

SHUT UP

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10 months

@bluecosmonauts they'll be the first to call taylor a white fake feminist mind you

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11 months

wow you lot are so annoying now i want midnights to win

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@usaywhatamind

11 months

i hate to tell u all this but the record is getting aoty over midnights

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@distanthowling

8 months

lots of swifties like mitski. try again.

polaris loves snapback 🛸

@cIancymask

8 months

@iWouldMakeADeal A mitski song would kill a Taylor fan

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@distanthowling

11 months

they're literally speculating about her having a miscarriage and that barely scratches the many fucked up things they have posted

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@yolandafister

11 months

saying deuxmoi posts cause “pain and trauma”

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@distanthowling

9 months

it's a department of tortured poets not a department by the tortured poets hence the lack of apostrophe look at our professors dawg

Dr. Erin Weinberg

@TheBardolator

9 months

I ruined this album release for my students by making it a lesson on apostrophe usage.

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6 months

@rosescandals the random billionaire mention is cracking me up like what relevance does it have on this situation exactly

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3 months

they couldn't handle her pop punk princessism

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@LAHXLLUClNATlON

3 months

how was this not a hit

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10 months

you people are running out of things to be mad about

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@distanthowling

11 months

no but this is crazy... god gave all the typhoons to luzon and visayas, and then all the earthquakes to mindanao like let us breathe damn

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@demenishki

11 months

WHAT THE FUCK. HELLO? PHILIPPINES WHATS GOING ON?? THE EARTHQUAKES

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@distanthowling

11 months

anyways you can literally say this about anyone if you hate/dislike them enough not exactly the epiphany that op think it is and so many people have said something similar before but just like them nobody gaf and your silly little dissertations will never translate to real life

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10 months

how does having hobbies connect to the jeepney phaseout exactly

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@distanthowling

6 months

kylie's makeup brand is WHAT

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@cmsflpflp99

6 months

kris jenner after hearing tiktok say kylie’s makeup brand is going under:

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1 year

i can already smell the 'why do you stan her if you hate her so much' thinkpieces so just a reminder that criticism ≠ hate and the reason why swifties are criticizing her is because we care about her and want her to be on the right side of history as she says she wants to be

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11 months

the way people say stuff like this and think they're so progressive when in reality they just come off as an asshole

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@everwh0re3

11 months

guys leave the poor billionaire alone pls 🥺 life is so hard for her !! even though there are literal genocides happening, she’s so stressed she’s just a baby 😞

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@swiftdotmac @nobodynoswift nothing is beating whatever this was

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7 months

such a weirdo just call her music shit and go 😭

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@nothinglasts_13

7 months

She really thought she did something 💀

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1 year

i'm giggling they're so mad

lyn ⊗

@st4rbelliedg1rl

1 year

i dont like harry styles as a singer, i find him ugly and i think he is a tad bit annoying

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@lamew1tch lol why is this gif five hours long

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1 year

gaylors dni in you bio, location, and in your header damn you're kinda obsessed 😭

kale • agatha era 🔮

@cursedoracles

1 year

new header check 🤭 omg 🤭

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1 year

taylor swift's feminism is flawed i agree but she has every right to defend herself when it comes to ppl making her dating life a butt of their joke

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11 months

@lovingirlhood and it makes sense for her too cuz she's a storyteller and directing will definitely take her to new heights

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@distanthowling

9 months

then what's the point of being a fan and keeping up with her if you think she's this awful + you are a MALE + a kaylor

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@Sydelenasup

9 months

Wow.... so when Taylor swift wrote The man, she wasn't talking about how unfair things were for women , she was singing about how she wanted to be a white man and oppress others and to be able to deflect criticism for her shitty behaviour. Gotcha!

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11 months

you will feel a sharp pain in your chest exactly five hours from now

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8 months

gracie abrams fan

dan𖥔 ݁ ˖🕸️🕷.𖥔 ݁ ˖

@danofmyheart

8 months

i’d rather have taylor sheesh than paramore as my opener

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1 year

you should ai generate a cliff you can jump off of next

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@distanthowling

4 months

one thing about gaga fans...

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@way2kunt

4 months

How about we aim lower, Marina and The Diamonds maybe?

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1 year

finally looked up what surmise meant

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6 months

mind you, she was dragged for it all throughout may last year and until now there's an occasional hit tweet about it

eve ✧･ﾟ: ⎕ *✧･ﾟ:

@inluvwyou2008

6 months

question for swifites: if matty healy is such a horrible racist n*so like you all claim should you not then look into taylor’s behaviour and the fact that taylor hung around with him? shouldn’t you cancel her too? double standards much..

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8 months

the sudden rise in people casually saying the r word is just...

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10 months

you guys are actually so annoying for deluding yourselves into thinking that taylor forced her into giving credits

lee sees gracie TODAY

@lacysvinyl

10 months

wait can i speak because its actually insane that their fallout was blamed on THE TEENAGER??????? instead of the 32 year old woman who made a fan of hers give royalties to her over a song that doesnt even sound like hers.

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8 months

interesting how taylor performed two of her most rock-leaning songs today 👀

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10 months

taylor swift emo taylor swift goth taylor swift metalhead

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11 months

the way she says "well i'm not going" she sounds like a child oh god

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

11 months

Cailee Spaeny and Jacob Elordi in new clip from Sofia Coppola’s ‘PRISCILLA’ (Via @RottenTomatoes )

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8 months

Promoting throwing up to a primarily underage audience? I stan her but this isn’t okay

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8 months

Olivia Rodrigo’s GUTS World Tour kicks off today in Palm Springs, California.

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8 months

if you don't delete this dumbass tweet

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@REPCTRL

8 months

white privilege the grammys are racist

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11 months

you will start coughing in 3 days

bella✩

@glamswiftt

11 months

i might get into a problem but…

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jack antonoff old as hell

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1 year

@revengelor everything i do is tragic every oomf i have is gay

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1 year

the qrts...was it ever that serious

David Jenkins

@david_jenkins__

1 year

fwiw there’s no version of this show that doesn’t include Izzy Hands

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@distanthowling

5 months

oh my god who the hell cares why are you ppl so obsessed with finding out which song is about who

maggie 🇵🇸

@bratlore

5 months

gaylor or not the alchemy is just not about travis

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10 months

"grandfag, can you sing for us before bedtime?"

cowboy like me

Song · Taylor Swift · 2021

open.spotify.com

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9 months

the voices in my suddenly telling me to come out to her

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@nicolechelseac

9 months

When you’re having a great time w your mom and you get the urge to tell her about your real life 😭

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@distanthowling

10 months

can't be worse than marrying into a republican family

highlie kloss appreciator

@KlossGronReal

10 months

in her worst era ngl

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2 months

bold of you to assume she won't find a way to bypass it somehow

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1 year

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚

@beyoncegarden

1 year

trust men or be a deleted tweet

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@distanthowling

11 months

it's been 900 years

skai.

@hawksfv

11 months

and you're probably with that blonde girl

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9 months

it's always the succession pfps

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@distanthowling

8 months

twitter popping veins over taylor not having a gay male fanbase will never not be funny to me i'm sorry

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1 year

that book is fictional and written by a white straight woman who couldn't write a protagonist of color to save her life

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6 months

no it won't

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@philospider

6 months

@Variety "muses acquired like bruises" would get you laughed out of beginner poetry class

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6 months

need this poor girl to start suing you people

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@distanthowling

11 months

just awful and disgusting. and why the fuck is taylor's song here? noah schnapp you are hideous and you will burn in hell soon

lexie 🍉

@gomezquality

11 months

Noah Schnapp handing out “Hamas is Isis” and “Zionism is sexy” stickers

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@distanthowling

8 months

i want everyone to read this abomination cuz whew

The Gay Republican 🇺🇲✝️🇮🇱

@GayRepublicSwag

8 months

For those wondering what it's like to date as a gay Republican here's a sample lol. We've been talking on and off for a few weeks and finally I decided he needed to know I'm a Republican. I tried to screenshot the whole conversation but he blocked me before I could lol. I did

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1 year

@teachbonnets i haven't watched the new ep yet but based on the posts under the ofmd tag...yeah things are gonna get ugly

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6 months

well yes

sic

@siciiily

6 months

“why does jack antonoff uses an up beat production when taylor sings the most depressing lyrics” Oh boy, do i have to tell you which band loves doing this

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8 months

none of the people in that stadium gets electric touch like i do btw

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8 months

Promoting furries to a primarily underage audience? I stan them but this isn’t okay

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5 months

american football if they slayed

lauryn

@iron__xan

5 months

screaming crying throwing up looking at the sky rn

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7 months

torchiepo

CLOSED

@InHazeOfBlue

7 months

If I see one more swiftie saying torchiepo I will throw hands

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3 months

touch me while your bros play dress to impress

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@distanthowling

9 months

except taylor didn't encourage anything (she was literally the victim here) plus the white house is most likely talking about this just to save face

Sailor Moon

@April_Le_

9 months

Oh...ok...so high profile celebs CAN encourage the White House to action? Cause I could have sworn y'all told me-

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11 months

@anotherlikemih yeah and she probably shelved it cuz she saw a sliver of hope that the relationship might get better but now... well

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@distanthowling

9 months

mixing taylor's name with random words will never get old like tayblessings, tayvoodoo, dictaytor, taycapitalist, taycommunist, tayemissions, tayenvironmentalist, poplor, rocklor, gothlor, punklor, metaylhead, gaylor, hetlor, theylor

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@distanthowling

11 months

will byers DEAD at 15

Pop Base

@PopBase

11 months

David Harbour says ‘Stranger Things’ will “end in a very real way.”