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'Imagine being a weird cunt and going to a game dressed as a fuckin’ pig! 😅' @therealalm @mcfcmelbosc @roarmelb writer at AGO2H

Joined August 2014
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@diekarasu
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the art the artist
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@diekarasu
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2 months
I think the funniest thing from the olympic drone incident statements was that Canada apologized for spying twice and New Zealand statement said tf you mean "twice" coz they only caught them once.
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@diekarasu
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2 months
they just cracked under interrogation "so you spied twice" "ok fine we admit we've been spying since 2021"
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2 months
I think the funniest thing from the olympic drone incident statements was that Canada apologized for spying twice and New Zealand statement said tf you mean "twice" coz they only caught them once.
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@diekarasu
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3 years
"Is it true that on the 16th of dec he tested positive and he knew he was positive w covid?" "Yes, the whole process was public and all the documents that are public are legal" "Was he at an event on the 17th of dec?" "Okay so uh this press conference is adjourned" @BenRothenberg
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@CosmosOfCringe
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5 months
Since purple pingers is so eager to house people, heres another address to put a roof over your heads, im sure he wont mind, just dont touch his dildo & azz plug collection.
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@diekarasu
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3 years
I jumped into my project meeting with a TAB background and they didn't get the reference 😭
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2 years
Sunrise: "We're gonna do a live cross, can you do a chant?" people: "ok what are we chanting" me: "how about Cumdog's on Fire?"
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@diekarasu
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6 years
@PokemonGoApp is it a wild Sinnoh stone?
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@diekarasu
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3 years
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@diekarasu
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1 year
1. Permission from wife (most important) ☑️ 2. Permission from boss ☑️ 3. Ticket to the game ☑️ 4. Cheapest flight to syd ☑️ 5. Cheapest hotel in syd ☑️ IT'S HAPPENING!
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@diekarasu
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4 years
How it started: How it ended:
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@diekarasu
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2 years
WE WON WE F-IN WON
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@diekarasu
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1 year
the people in sydney sitting behind actives were telling MAS to sit down and called on security to threaten us In melb, the people behind me in actives were old couple. I asked them if it's ok if I stand up, they said "if you stand up, we stand up too, thats what we're here for"
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Alex Chidiac when asked on the Australian crowds at the tournament, “Sometimes they’re very quiet”. I’m glad she’s being honest about it, because I don’t think we created a hostile environment for our opponents once, and often it was dead silent in the crowd.
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@diekarasu
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8 months
translation: "for the balinese, remember those names don't let them rent bikes"
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@diekarasu
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6 months
200 likes and I'll get this and wear them to @gomvfc v @brisbaneroar in april
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@batshit_auspol
Batshit Australia
7 months
No other country comes close to the level of batshit generated by Australia's elected representatives (vid via @abcnews )
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@diekarasu
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2 years
I had a heartfelt chat with J-Mac. Long long ago when he was still with @brisbaneroar , I told him, that one day he'll be a striker for the @Socceroos playing in the world cup. Never stopped believing, it came true and I just had to tell him that I'm really proud of him 💚💛
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@diekarasu
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5 months
man of my word
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@diekarasu
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6 months
200 likes and I'll get this and wear them to @gomvfc v @brisbaneroar in april
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@diekarasu
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1 year
In some personal news, I'm an aussie 💚💛 22 years in the making 🦘
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@diekarasu
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4 years
tell me another league in the world where a club's kit announcement was pushed by a meme page
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@diekarasu
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6 months
no way
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@diekarasu
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6 months
Alright fine, A-Leagues games this weekend will be broadcasted on my facebook live, I got a lot of spare data rollover with my Aldi plan.
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@diekarasu
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2 years
that final penalty save by Redmayne, don't mind me screaming like a lunatic and got my phone smashed at the end @Socceroos 😂
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@diekarasu
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8 months
Simon Hill: "This is where the naturalized players are helping the indonesians with the extra height"
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@diekarasu
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1 month
On this day 7 years ago, we lost the great Les Murray. Just glad he's not here to see what LZ has become, he would've been so heartbroken.
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@diekarasu
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7 months
Barnaby Joyce reportedly watched the Matildas game last night at the pub and thought it was a pretty great result, goalless first half but an assured 3-0 win in the end.
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@diekarasu
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3 years
big fan of Diamanti casually walking around greeting everyone in his undies.
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@diekarasu
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7 months
Got a bit worried near the end but we managed to pull thru
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@diekarasu
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7 years
Thank you @fernandinho for stopping by and signing my @ManCity jersey ❤️❤️ All the best
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@diekarasu
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10 months
omg ultra football have the elusive tillies away jersey with 23 printed *turns kit around* kyra coo… oh
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@diekarasu
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4 years
November 16th should be a public holiday, just saying.
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@diekarasu
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2 years
One of the hardest thing I have to do, if not the hardest of all.
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@diekarasu
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1 year
I just had to stay back and soak it in a little. It hurts, but nobody even expected us to get this far. Heads up and keep proud. It's time to properly fund women's football and support them any way you can, coz it's only gonna get bigger and better. Up the Tilies!
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@diekarasu
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1 year
just had my citizenship interview, wearing @TheMatildas kit. Immigration guy's a massive fan too, ended up talking football (sadly an Arsenal fan 😅) Aced the interview and the test 🤘in and out before my appointment time at 2.
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@diekarasu
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3 years
Isn't it just called "Chess"?
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@diekarasu
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2 years
great night out with @brisbaneroar as usual, only soured by ultra wannabes punching me in the face trying to steal the @RoarMelb banner 🥺 full credit to @HUFCWARRIOR officials and first aid taking care of me afterwards. and hey, selfie with @chazaustin10 🧡🧡
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@diekarasu
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1 year
maybe the world cup is just the friends we met along the way 🥹
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@diekarasu
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1 month
I'm so glad I went against my common sense coz that was mental
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well @FedSquare i made it, despite my common sense
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@diekarasu
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3 months
when i was 12, my parents had to ship me out of my home country for safety from racial riots and religious extremism so good morning from this fat, ugly, weird asian with bad hair and teeth, still enjoying life 😘 hope you all have a good rest of the weekend 🫡
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@diekarasu
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3 years
overnight, i've put up @simonhill1894 on top of the christmas tree, now i'm just waiting how long until the wife finds out...
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@diekarasu
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2 years
HOLY SH @Socceroos going off
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@diekarasu
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7 years
@Marvel I thought X-Men would have stood for inclusiveness and tolerance, yet QS 5:51 is literally the opposite. Hope you're taking actions.
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@diekarasu
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10 months
oooffffff this is heartbreaking
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@diekarasu
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6 months
yessss hahaha
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@diekarasu
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2 years
*hit send*
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@diekarasu
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2 years
Update: Melb City got in contact, have sent them info and the inadvertant selfie with him behind me. Seems like they know this person.
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2 years
Had a really creepy thing at the City game. A man asked me if I've seen one of the City Women player around. I saw her just warming up before so I said yeah she's around here somewhere. I said she'll probably on the bench if you wanna talk to her after the game (1/)
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2 years
WE'RE THROUGHHHHHHHHH @Socceroos
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@diekarasu
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6 months
I DID NOT MEAN IT LITERALLY 😭😭
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@6NewsAU
6 News Australia
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#BREAKING 🚨 Rupert Murdoch engaged again at the age of 92 | #6NewsAU
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@diekarasu
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8 months
seeing a lot of talk about Sam Kerr’s ACL, thought I’d put my 2 cents in She plays for Chelsea so they play in UCL not ACL, hope this helps
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@wosostruggless
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@diekarasu
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6 years
. @wswanderersfc fan called Jamie Young a monkey. Jamie Young replied "F*ck off, you racist c*nt!". Fan kicked out off stadium. #WSWvBRI
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@diekarasu
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3 years
cryin
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1 year
This is how i ended up with my daughter, she didn't stop screaming during the pen 😭
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@diekarasu
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6 months
i don't know if the situation will allow it but it's here, it's glorious and it's bloody hot in it 🥵
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@diekarasu
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10 months
hello @footballaus , it’s just a doodle but you can have this idea for free. The NST should be officially known as B-League Men, BLM for short, thank you.
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@diekarasu
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1 year
I missed an email this morning that my ceremony will be in 2 weeks. and that I can also bring my own holy book to pledge on. should i?
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1 year
thank you @Arsenal 🙏
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@diekarasu
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6 months
not bragging, but i fit these in my pants in 2014
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@diekarasu
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5 years
@PokemonGoApp ahhahahahahaa scheduled tweet gone wrong
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4 months
ah yeah that went pretty ok, i guess 🥹
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@diekarasu
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5 months
😮‍💨
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@diekarasu
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7 years
@NianticHelp for one, please don't do Friday Mid day, that was stressful for everyone
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3 years
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@SydneyFC
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3 years
📷 Step into our Virtual Photo Booth and grab your free personalised picture now! There’s even a chance to win some Sydney FC goodies. It’s a great way to show your support for Sydney FC ahead of the new season. 👉 #SydneyIsSkyBlue
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@diekarasu
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6 months
so this just came to me, but hypothetically speaking, with everything's going on, what would happen to me if i go to a game dressed as a pig 🤔
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200 likes and I'll get this and wear them to @gomvfc v @brisbaneroar in april
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@diekarasu
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10 months
i just realized this was not a goal
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@diekarasu
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6 months
sweeping declaration: if APL, after their supposed investigation, comes out and condemn the police, then I, of sound mind, wilfully and voluntarily, will get an A-Leagues themed tattoo on me.
@aleaguemen
Isuzu UTE A-League
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A statement from the Australian Professional Leagues.
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@diekarasu
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10 months
I was there
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@netflix
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Follow the most decorated team in international soccer history as they prepare for the 2023 FIFA Women’s World Cup. Under Pressure: The Women’s World Cup Team premieres on December 12th.
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@diekarasu
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6 years
Condolences to the players that didn't make the world cup: -Fran Karacic -Josh Brillante -James Troisi -Nikita Rukavytsya -Italy.
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@diekarasu
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1 year
mission accomplished, thank you @schwarzer_mark , @kickingoffwkat , @amy_chapman3 and @OptusSport 💚💛
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@diekarasu
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1 year
hello #SokkahTwitter , can you help me with a very ambitious mission to get this kit (amazingly completed by @AusKitNerd ) signed by @schwarzer_mark ? if you see him around Marvel today, please tag me 🤙 thank you 🫡 cc @amy_chapman3
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2 years
Have been busy tweeting from @TheRealALM since yesterday, I haven't even considered what I would do. So this is it, @brisbaneroar , end of the road. It's been fun.
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@diekarasu
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11 months
may be fighting a losing battle, but I said yes
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@diekarasu
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1 year
DISPARAGING THE BOOT IS A BOOTABLE OFFENSE
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1 year
OMG honey, how did you know I really wanted the @Socceroos 2004 player-issue unreleased-kit-coz-Soccer-Australia-was-dissolving-and-FFA-abruptly-signed-a-contract-with-Nike-therefore-even-though-Adidas-was-ready-to-launch-it-never-got-released-or-worn with Mark Viduka's nameset??
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well @FedSquare i made it, despite my common sense
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10 months
Can confirm he’s massive 👀
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@diekarasu
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8 years
Following @ManCity 's block of Aaron Mooy from playing for @htafcdotcom in their @EmiratesFACup tie, Huddersfield have signed Arana Miguel.
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@joeylynchy
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For @AAPSport ; Paul Izzo has inspired Melbourne Victory to one of the greatest-ever A-League Men escapes as they rose from the ashes to beat Melbourne City on penalties and advance into a semi-final showdown with Wellington.  🔗: .
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. @TheMatildas are massive 💛💚
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3 years
well, it didn't come in time for halloween, so i might as well wear it tonight #MCYvBRI @aleaguemen @brisbaneroar
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@diekarasu
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3 years
imagine if i even considered walking out at halftime down 2-0? 😳
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2 years
The ultimate pun
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1 year
@SaeedDiCaprio Pink accepting things on stage like
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@diekarasu
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1 year
i actually love these, printed tickets are becoming a lost art
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@diekarasu
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9 months
no kids were harmed in getting this kit
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@diekarasu
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9 months
There's a kid in timezone highpoint wearing an adult size green North Queensland Fury kit. How shunned upon is it for a stranger to ask a kid if he can buy the shirt off his back?
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4 years
look, maybe...
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@diekarasu
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2 years
Running into Yoshida Maya (the captain of the enemy tonight 👀) while we're having our coffee 👀
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6 months
Walking into the stadium hiding a 200m banner
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@diekarasu
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2 years
doing my civic duty to suffer with the @Socceroos brb Melbourne, see you soon Sydney!
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6 months
I like A-Leagues All Stars, it's just a fun concept
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@diekarasu
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5 years
@PokemonGoApp Rotate them!!
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1 year
oh hey, now that i'm officially an aussie, do I have the right to tell the racist and sexist people in the reply "if you don't like it, feel free to leave"? 😏
@ChrisMinnsMP
Chris Minns
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When the Matildas play their first match of the Women's World Cup in Sydney - it will be historic. For the first time in history, they'll be flying at Women's World Cup stadiums. Right alongside our national flag. A proud moment for @TheMatildas , our state and our country.
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3 years
Wow, this blew up overnight. I don't have anything to advertise but if anything, more exposure should be given to the refugees that's been locked up in that hotel Djokovic was in. Let them go!
@MehdiAli98
Mehdi Ali
3 years
It's so sad that so many journalists contacted me yesterday to ask me about Djokovic. I've been in a cage for 9 years, I turn 24 today, and all you want to talk to me about is that. Pretending to care by asking me how I am and then straight away asking questions about Djokovic.
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we've seen it before and it's not going well though
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@VinceRugari
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25 days
Look, this is unprecedented. Players just don’t go directly from the A-League (or the NSL for that matter) straight into a team of this calibre. Usually there’s a couple of steps in between. Didn’t get on the pitch today, but this is huge for Aussie sport — not just football.
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@diekarasu
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3 months
Why are there so many questions about parking at tillies game tonight? what's wrong with your public transport, Sydney?
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9 months
bit under the wrap for the last couple of days but i managed to surprise my mum and dad for christmas 🥰
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@diekarasu
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2 months
remember that time Ultra football had a meet and greet with 3 matildas and the queue went for 3 blocks starting from 4am and they had to start turning people away, sam kerr was.. oh wait she wasn't there
@DariaWinter41
Daria Winter
3 months
@hilltrain86 @marnievinall Once Kerr retires, no one will care about the Matildas. It's personality and stature that is driving the current popularity. It's happens in waves of generations for the Wallabies, Boomers and Socceroos.
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1 year
It's a mass pledge, so it's not as exciting, but as promised, I made my pledge of loyalty to Australia while holding the gospel of Ange Postecoglou 💚💛
@diekarasu
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1 year
I missed an email this morning that my ceremony will be in 2 weeks. and that I can also bring my own holy book to pledge on. should i?
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4 years
10 years ago, mum invited our pastor for dinner and forced me to miss @brisbaneroar v @CCMariners grand final. why I quit religion.
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