This is my AB/DL twitter account. I have loved diapers my entire life. Leader of a secret diaper cult (allegedly). 39 y/o Diaperboy Switch (NSFW) (18+ only)
I know you’ve been trying to be discreet about it. But I know your secret. Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone! I do have to say though… I think it’s sooo cute that you still need to wear diapers 🤭. You can reach out to me if you… you know… need some help with it?
No, you’re not allowed to change your own diapers. I will do it. Don’t be upset over this… I have a feeling you’ll like diaper change time. You’ll even prefer diapers over the potty! I’ll wipe you very slowly if you’ve been a good baby for me. I promise it’ll feel really good 😉
So. You failed potty training. Again. You failed, but you’re not a failure. This doesn’t need to define you. Yeah, you’ll need to wear thick diapers 24/7, but remember that it takes time to learn new skills! Even if it’s a skill that 2 year olds can figure out. Setbacks occur!
*You wake up bound in a crib in a thick diaper. You see a camera recording you*
This is our newest baby to the nursery. Very excited about this one’s progress! Really wets & messes their diaper too! Happy bidding to all the Mommies & Daddies in attendance! Let’s start at $100
You're not a baby? The person who can't go a single day without needing to wear a diaper or else they have another "accident"? The one who can't eat or drink anything without making a big mess? The one who needs a pacifier to calm down? You're merely in the "diaper denial" phase
Yeah, I could take you out tonight to a fancy dinner & we could be big. Or, I could take off all your clothes, get you in a diaper & baby clothes, & cut up & feed you chicken nuggies while you’re in the high chair. Later, I can bounce you on my lap. Would you like that more? :)
So proud of your progress baby:
-Nighttime accidents. Overnight diapers needed
-Daytime accidents. Pull-Ups needed
-You fail to get to the potty on time
-Daytime diapers needed
-You’re diapered 24/7 now
-Baby clothes & accessories are normal now
-You start to call me “Daddy”
It’s hot out so a diaper & t-shirt is enough clothes for you. Plus it’ll make changing your diaper much easier! Yes, we’re still having the BBQ. Yes, everyone in the neighborhood is going to be stopping by. The diaper & t-shirt is still fine! They already know about your diapies!
You say you’re potty trained. You say you don’t need diapers. But I’ve been watching you today & this is unacceptable. Did you really have to go to the potty 12 different times? That’s INSANE! You can’t hold it at all! No, you’re going back to diapers. You’re practically a BABY!
I know it must be devastating for you to suddenly wet yourself without warning. But that’s why I needed you in a diaper today sweetheart. No need to cry! Here, this pacifier will help you calm down. And here is Mister Bear. He gives great snuggles & you can tell him anything 🧸
(You walk into your room to see me making floor to ceiling diaper stacks)
Are you surprised baby? This is what 24/7 diapering looks like. We’re no longer getting a bag of diapers here or a case there. No no no, we’re ordering many cases! In bulk! No more training potty for you!
Time to change your diaper, get you in your jammies, & lock you in the crib for the night. No, you can’t sleep with me. Babies sleep in the crib. Maybe one day we can potty train you & then you’ll be ready to sleep with me. But judging from all the Pampers you go through… yeah..
You will be diapered for Easter. Yes - it’s necessary so stop pouting. No, your dress isn’t “too short”. It’s perfect! Every time you bend over during the Easter egg hunt I think the whole family will sneak a peek of your diaper butt! Aww, don’t be embarrassed. It’s cute!
You’re back in diapers & can no longer control your body when it comes to going potty. This is amazing progress!! But aren’t you tired of making complicated decisions & needing to figure stuff out all the time? Next, we will develop your baby brain & you will learn to rely on me
You’re being punished so if you need a diaper change, you must ask me in a manner consistent with your maturity level. Saying “hey, please change my diaper” won’t work. Try something like “Daddy, I went pee pee in my diapie”
All babies wear diapers.
You wear diapers.
Therefore, in conclusion, you are a baby. “Logical fallacy?” Baby, you’re way too young to understand what a fallacy even is! You’re still working on your ABCs. Remember: Daddy knows best. Keep having your pee accidents to become my baby
You claim that you keep wetting & messing your diapers because I’m controlling your mind & utilizing mini diuretics & laxatives. I say that you keep filling up your diapers because you’re a little diaper baby & that’s simply what babies do. You will see that I am right. In time
You better be diapered today. Or the Diaper Police will find out & you don’t want that. They’ll pin you to the floor & forcibly remove your pants & undies & get you diapered up to rectify the situation. Don’t resist when they do this or you go to Diaper Jail & you don’t want that
I'm sorry that it's "awkward" for you, but you'll just have to get used to it. Yes, I'll need to check your diaper for stinky messes. And yes, this *will* involve me lifting you up and giving your bottom a quick sniff in front of all your friends. They know about your diapers ok?
*You go to your dresser & closet & notice it’s nothing but diaper stacks & baby clothes*
Yea.. I was going to talk to you about this but I was afraid you’d say no sooo this is how it’s going to be. You’re my baby now. I’ve always wanted a baby & it’s going to be you. Diaper time!
Yup, you’ll be making a crinkle noise every time you move from now on due to your diapers. Aww, don’t be sad! It’s actually very cute! And yeah, you’ll have to deal with meanies who don’t understand & they’ll tease you for it. But that’s still better than wet pants! Ok? 🤗
You’re choosing to wear diapers today & be a good little baby? You don’t want to use the potty at all? Oh… I’m having a moment now.. excuse me. I’m.. so proud of you! It makes me very happy when you realize that you truly are a little diaper baby & need me to take care of you!
You have some nerve to claim you’re not a baby right after you made a big stinkies in your diaper! That’s 100% baby behavior! Deny it all you want, but this is why you belong in a nursery. With a crib, playpen, & diaper change table. This is why I make you wear baby clothes! 💩
The diaper training summer diaper camp worked wonders for my girlfriend. She listens & is obedient now. She understands that she’s really a baby pretending to be an adult. Plus she *needs* to wear her diapers now & loves it! I can bounce her on my lap in front of our guests :)
You don’t like the feeling of sitting in a messy diaper? Alright. Perhaps we could use this as a punishment when you’re being a little diaper baby brat? I’d give you an enema, diaper you, & then... later, you get to bounce on my knee for as long as I feel is appropriate! Yay!!
I don’t care if you’re embarrassed - *you’re* the one who couldn’t hold it & peed yourself in the middle of our errands! Now I need to swing by the pharmacy. You’re coming in with me. Wet pants & all. You’ll ask your crush running the register where we can find the PAMPERS
I need your diaper to crinkle loudly so that I know where you are at all times. Plus you have to admit that the sound is kinda cute. You're just like a baby, I swear. If people hear it then we can simply let them know that you're wearing a diaper. I'm sure they'll understand 😁
Regular undies are really lame if you think about it. They are usually uncomfortable. They can’t protect you when you have a little pee accident or can’t get to a potty. Diapers are cute, comfy, & take away anxiety. Diapers are liberating. Diapers are the way. Become one of us!
I’m so proud of your progress in the diaper program. We can keep you baby brained for a full 24 hours now. Maybe even more soon! I see so much potential in you. Getting you back in diapers and baby clothes felt natural didn’t it? Almost like you knew you were meant to be a baby
It’s way past your bedtime baby! I’ll carry you upstairs. How’s that diaper? It’s wet… ok, I’ll change your diaper & get you in your jammies & then it’s lights out time in your crib! You may escape again & crawl into my bed which is a no no.. but I can’t stay mad at you for long
You claim you don't have a diaper addiction? You can quit "anytime you want"?
Well, why do you always smell like baby powder? And what's that loud crinkle noise whenever you walk around? Also, I was cleaning your room & I found a massive diaper stash in your closet...
You had to pee immediately upon my putting the diaper on you. You then told me you had to pee again 15 minutes later. You're telling me you need to pee AGAIN now! Maybe the whole "holding it until you can get to a potty" thing isn't for you. Use your diaper. Yes, just like a BABY
“But I’m not a baby!”
Well, that’s news to me! You need to wear diapers & need me to change you just like a little baby. You need your pacifier & bottle just like a baby. You get fussy like a baby. You take naps…
Admit it: You. Are. A. Baby! And there’s nothing wrong with that!
Was wearing Pull-Ups today & went to chiropractor not thinking much of it. Today they had me lie facedown for muscle stim. Attractive lady saw Pull-Up waistband when rigging me up. I was so embarrassed when she said “Oh.. are you doing ok?” & she lightly patted my hip.. 😩🫠
Daddy is so proud of your progress. Only a few short weeks ago you were insisting that you’re an adult with a career & were “too old” to be back in diapers. Now I have you hypnotized to Barney, drooling as you use your binkie & soaking your Pampers like all good babies do ❤️
Charts help track the diaper training progress of all ABs in the cult, I mean, nursery:
🚽: Still using potty. In Pull-Ups at best.
💦: Regularly wets their diaper
💩: Regularly messes their diaper
🍼: Displays infantile tendencies
Goal being to lose potty icon & collect the rest
Getting your girlfriend back in diapers is a marathon, not a sprint. Celebrate all progress! Use a sticker chart to visualize it. Whether she’s a complete diaper baby who doesn’t know what a potty is anymore (yay!) or maybe she simply uses a pacifier to calm down. Take your time!
If mommy says you need to be put back in Pampers, you don’t whine, complain, or question it. You simply say “yes mommy” and then allow her to get you back in diapers
Look, I understand you’re happy that you graduated from diapers to Pull-Ups, but you don’t need to show off so much. People are still in diapers & struggling. If you keep up this bratty behavior, I’ll have no choice but to diaper you as well until you show some growth & maturity
You’ve been an amazing baby, but you haven’t pooped your diaper all day. That’s where the enema comes in. No, not “enemy”. Enema. Enemas are your friend! Hold still for me. Good baby. Sure it may smell soon but these are the smells that happen when you’re a baby. It’s natural! 💩
Today is a big day for you! You may experience your first wet & possibly poopy accident today without warning. I want you to know this is perfectly normal. You’re growing into the baby you were always meant to be. I just don’t want you to be scared when it happens, ok? *hugs*
“Fine! You wanted a baby, well I’ll give you a baby! *Proceeds to take the biggest poo in their diaper*. Ha! So what do you think about that?!”
I… think my dream has finally come true! I finally have a baby who is fully dependent on their diapers! Yay! 😍
“Wait.. no.. no!”
It’s diaper change time. You’re soaked.
No… don’t give me that look. Don’t even think about trying to run or crawl away from me. You need to come with me to the diaper change table. That’s right… let me take one step closer to picking you up.. easy now.. no sudden moves…
It’s so adorable when you have one of your “but I’m not a baby!” tantrums. So, Miss Not-A-Baby, what’s this soaked diaper doing between your legs, hmm? Did someone else happen to pee that diaper? Or is this another one of your “it was just an accident” moments? 😉
In case you need to hear it today - Daddy is very proud of you. Even though you failed potty training, I still think you’re adorable just the way you are. There’s no reason to be ashamed that you’re still in diapers. I’ll take care of you, so no worries there baby. *Lots of hugs*
It’s not the end of the world. You only had a full blowout diaper at the BBQ right in front of your crush. But it’s ok! That was a feature, not a defect. You’ve been constipated lately & the laxatives I put in your drink meant that it *all* comes out. It’s what babies do! 💩
Oh, you’re done playing baby for me? Oh no… how do I break this to you… Those bladder regression drugs are permanent. I’m afraid you’re going to have to get used to diapers from now on. You’ll be needing them for real. Every day. Every night. Don’t worry, I’ll still change you!
Hey baby, I’m back from the store buying lots of Pampers for you & you’ll never guess who I ran into! Your ex was shopping there too & was asking about you! They wanted to know how you were doing & if you’re still a little diaper brat - lol! They also offered to babysit sometime!
No, you’re not ready for potty training. We can schedule another potty training eligibility test, but the first available time is 6 weeks from now. Until then, you are required by law to stay in diapers. And you might need to practice staying dry for more than 10 minutes… 😅
No, I’m not going to pull over. I told you that it was a long car ride & traffic was bad. This is why you should have worn a diaper instead of insisting you were big. We need to make time & you’re just going to have to hold it in. *Drives past rest area. Next one in 200 miles*
Work? No no no. You won’t be going to work anymore little one. You’re just a baby. Your only job is to be cute & use your diapers. You still need something to do? Ok, why don’t you color me some pictures while I attend this executive board meeting. Daddy loves you sweetheart
Every diaper that you fill up is another easy affirmation that you belong in diapers and that the potty is not needed. It also indicates that you might be a baby & need more baby items & routines helped along by a loving Big. Someone who understands that you’re really a baby
No, my “hypnosis” isn’t permanent. I do encourage you to lose control & wear thick poofy diapers, but it’s still your choice if you want to potty train & be done with diapies. It will take several years though. Plus you can expect a surprise every time you laugh, sneeze, or cough
If you’re worried about your friends discovering that you wear diapers when they come over for your sleepover, don’t be. I’ve got you covered. I’ll just tell your friends that it’s a house rule that everyone is required to be diapered in this house in case of any accidents.
Good morning baby! I’ll lift you out of that crib so I can change your diaper. You’re so silly, you don’t have to go to work! Babies don’t work, your job is to be cute & use your diapers for me. You’re still sleepy? It’s ok babies need lots of sleep. I’ll hold you for a nap later
You need to relax. Here, have this tea. Don’t panic, just breathe. You’re going to become a baby again. You won’t be able to control your bladder or bowels but I’ll diaper you so no worries. You will have a hard time with words & be very giggly. You’ll come down in 10 to 12 hours
What? No way… there is no shot that you have to pee again. You *always* have to pee! Always. I just took you to the potty ten minutes ago! It’s diaper time. No, don’t even try to protest. I don’t want to hear it. Diapers. Right now. You can’t hold it just like a BABY, so diapers
If you’re ready to be a good diaper baby, then yaay! I look forward to another fun day of bouncing you on my lap, snuggles, cartoons, & many diaper checks/changes!
If you’re not ready to be a good diaper baby… then we need stronger hypnosis & other methods of encouragement!
I wished upon a star that you’d become my little diaper baby. So that’s why you wet the bed! It’s a Xmas miracle! I’ll get the diapers! You’re going to love your new life baby. I’ll take good care of you. I can’t wait to feed you, clothe you, bath you, change you, cuddle you…
When you date a vanilla guy:
“What? Diapers? DDLG? I don’t get it”.
(He *might* stick around after endless explanation this weekend)
When you date an ABDL guy:
“Those diapers are adorable! Where did you get them?! Do you need a change? Where we going this weekend?”
Oh my goodness! You just squat down & pushed to make a stinky diaper for Daddy! Wow! I know you were quickly making progress in your babification & regression program, but I wasn’t expecting this milestone so soon! I’m so proud of you for using your diapers little baby! 💩 🤩
For the last time, it’s a medical thing! Stop making fun of me! The diapers are just a temporary solution until I can figure out why I keep peeing myself. I’ve only had like 6 accidents so far this week. Things will turnaround soon! The pacifier is just for stress relief, ok?!
Many adult babies don’t know that they’re a baby yet. It’s sad but don’t lose hope! Diaper training & mind control, I uhh, I mean diaper training & coercion can help unlock potential! There’s always room in the nursery for another helpless diaper baby who needs Daddy to help
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No, you may not use the potty. The potty is off limits. I don’t care that you have to poop, you should’ve thought of that before slacking off yesterday! You will poop in your diaper just like babies do! I will change you, but the more you keep fussing the longer you sit in it! 💩
Oh, stop pouting. Yes, your diapers have a high waistband that sticks out way above your shorts. But not “everyone” is going to notice! Only most people. We need the extra coverage… what if you have a blowout when we’re on the middle of the boardwalk, hmm? What then?
Your little sister is not a “tattletale” nor is she the “pee police” so you can stop calling her such things. She recently got promoted to Pull-Ups & is Daddy’s big helper by monitoring your accidents. And it looks like it’s going to be thick diapers for you for another weekend!
Even though you’re my little diaper baby, we can still go out! Nothing will change! Except for the big diaper bulge in your pants, the crinkle noise when you walk, my periodically checking & changing your diapers, & the massive diaper bag I’ll be carrying, it’ll be fine!
I know you're not diapered 24/7 yet, and you still have moments where you think you're an adult (silly baby), but don't worry! This just means you need more diaper training in the nursery. All you have to do is listen to my voice & be obedient. I see so much potential in you!
I know it must be devastating receiving your diagnosis. You really do have the bladder control of an infant & will be back in diapers for a long time. Maybe even for the rest of your life. I can’t offer much consolation, but I can give you lots of hugs until you adjust 🤗
Secret laxatives? I’ve never heard of such a thing. All I know is that you are being quite the poopy pants little baby lately and it’s all the more reason why you must be diapered. Not optional. Diapers. All times. And until you can stay dry at all (lol), this isn’t up for debate
We need to go out, so it’s time to diaper up. Stop resisting. This will go faster if you just let me diaper you. I’ll give you light spanks & move your hands away each time you try to interfere with the diapering. You’ll be diapered today. Full stop. No buts. No further questions
The diaper cult is not indoctrination. If anything, potty training was the true indoctrination. We know that diapers are the only way to truly be free of the potty’s demands forced upon us. Plus diapers are super cute. And crinkly! And poofy! Oh my… yes, what was I saying again?
Oh darn… I suppose that if I put you in these medical, non-abdl diapers, then that means I’ll have to be extra attentive. I’ll obviously be checking your diaper much more often. I’ll also have no choice but to change your diaper many more times throughout the day. Oh dang… 🥰
You keep denying it, but it’s time to accept & embrace your truth: You are a baby. I’ve caught you sucking your thumb when you sleep. I know about your “accidents”, diaper stash, & pacifier collection. No, I’m not mad! It’s adorable! I’m looking forward to taking care of you! 🍼
Am I obsessed with diapers? “Obsessed” feels like a little much. All I’m thinking about is how badly I want to get you back in diapers & make you my good little diaper baby. While wearing a diaper & regressing as often as I can myself and OK maybe I am a little obsessed so what?!
You claim I’m running a “dangerous diaper cult”? My my my, that’s a harsh accusation! All of my little diaper babies are free to leave the nursery anytime they wish. With my help as their Daddy, they learned how wearing & using their diapers & being a baby is what’s best for them
Daddy needs some me time tonight. So you’ll be going to bed at 7:00. No fussing - this is your new baby life now. If you’re good this afternoon, maybe I’ll let you stay up all the way until 8:00! Yay! But you’ll be in a playpen where I can monitor you!
Yes, I’m wearing a diaper. I guess you could hear the crinkle noise & see it peeking out above my pants, huh? Well, it’s only temporary. I’ve enrolled in an elite potty training program. How hard can it be? I’ll be out of these diapers in no time! Whew, where’s my pacifier at? 😭
Yes, you need a diaper change & I’m going to change it. No, I don’t care that we’re in the middle of a crowded beach. I have this canopy tent for privacy. Why do you think I packed this diaper bag? You’re just a baby! People aren’t staring. They understand that this is necessary
Of course I’m always down for pampering your adorable innocent little bottom at home but it’s so nice out today! I’ll dress you in this Barney onesie along with these jean shortalls (the ones with the snappy crotch for easy diaper change access). Too cute! Let’s go to the park :)
Getting them back in diapers can be a challenge. But don’t give up! Now more than ever, we have patented strategies that include tactical diuretic/laxative use as well as subtle hypnosis in your communication. You can track diaper training progress & reward them for good behavior
I love how multi-faceted a diaper fetish is. Even if I’m not feeling… frisky I’ll still put a diaper on. Then I can get the benefits of babyhood/regression. Or if I’m not feeling *that*, then I still get a comfy poofy hug around my bottom allowing me to ditch the potty 🚫🚽🚫
Diaper training reaches a critical moment once they have their first accident & wet themselves without warning. It can be scary! Teach them how diapers remove anxiety. Even if they still need the potty at this point, they should want to wear a diaper “just in case”. It’s progress
How did your baby brainwash go last night? Sorry for all the restraints & the pacifier gag. I needed to ensure you were in the best position to learn & reach your maximum potential. The only thing you need to do today is be a good baby for me! Be cute & fill up your diapers!
I know you claim that you’re doing better with your potty training. You even wear Pull-Ups every now & then which is commendable. But my house rule for you is you need to be in diapers. At all times. I have expensive carpet & furniture around here and I can’t risk any accidents!
You say you’re a big kid, but now I catch you sitting around, smoking weed, & playing video games all day! Did you get any of your chores done?! What am I going to do with you? Pants & panties down & get over my knee! Time for you to be spanked & diapered until you learn…
My diaper got wet without any warning that time! It just.. suddenly happened...
Look, I've been thinking about what you told me and... I think you're right. Maybe I am a little baby after all. Maybe I do belong in diapers. The potty just isn't for me. Please hold me mommy
Anyone that laughs, points, or teases you due to your thick diaper sticking out of your clothes, remember:
They're just jealous of how adorable you look! They're also jealous of how you can pee or poop anytime you need while they're stuck always having to find a potty.
No need to cry over losing control of your bladder the more time you spend with me. Here, have this pacifier to calm down while I change your diaper. And this stuffed animal friend 🧸. They think you’re perfect - even if you can no longer control your wee wees, ok? Good baby
Sometimes all you really need is someone to help get you into your nighttime diaper, Winnie The Pooh pajamas, give you your binkie and then tuck you in for the night 🥺
The potty has 2 lids. And there's complex plumbing to help it work properly. There's a tank in the back & bowl that fills with water. It makes big scary noises every time it flushes! I think it's better we keep you in diapers so you don't have to worry about *any* of this
Of course I remember when I used to babysit you! Those were some wonderful times. You were too cute in your diaper! It’s so weird that you’re an adult now. If only we could go back to those simpler times. *Sigh*. If only I could take care of you again. You were such a good baby!
I took down your potty training calendar. It was getting too depressing putting frowny face stickers on every single day because of your daily accidents. You’re going back to diapers. Full time. And I don’t want to hear anything more about this potty nonsense
You’re asking me why I’m putting so many stacks of diapers and other baby things in your room like you don’t already know the answer. They’re for *you* silly! Your life is about to get much more interesting! Just relax and be a good baby for Daddy and you’ll be just fine!
Yes, we’re done walking through our favorite aisle at the store - the diaper aisle. You tend to get a little excited.. did you just? No.. *sniff* I can smell it! You pooped! It’s alright, it’s completely natural. Hmm, we are going to need a box of baby wipes after all…
Oh my god! You’re wetting yourself! You don’t know how that happened? Hmm… well the tea I gave you is a mild diuretic, but it shouldn’t cause a complete pee pee accident! Here, let me get you in a diaper & get you a change of clothes. You can hang in the nursery for awhile, ok?
Wait, so you pee yourself & you don’t have any control over it? It’s embarrassing for you & you need to constantly wear diapers and/or pads? There’s no need to be ashamed! There’s a whole community out there who thinks it’s adorable! I know I want to take care of you sooooo bad!
Well, you can still wear your fancy panties or thongs, but they will have to go on over your thick diaper. You are a pee machine & need the protection. It still looks sexy - trust me on that. You can be sexy even though you still need me to check & change your diapers :)
Why are you embarrassed? This giant diaper change table in your bedroom is appropriate. We both know you’re not going to get the hang of the potty anytime soon. My back is aching from changing your stinky butt on the floor. It even has cubbyholes for easy access to the diapers!