dhruti @dhrvti Twitter profile

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dhruti

3 years

imagine, if you will, a girl - now imagine that girl just says a bunch of stuff, willy-nilly. pretty mindblowing, right? hi, i’m dhruti-

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dhruti

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2 years

just realised this is why they were all sexier back then

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you turn 25 it starts raining and you start thinking things like “we needed this”

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dhruti

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2 years

imagine if italians did diaspora poetry

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dhruti

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this lady taught me much about joie de vivre and slaying and for that i owe her my life

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the reason i adore cooking, seek pleasure and always wear big hair and heavy eye makeup

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dhruti

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dating app for everyone who has tweeted “can’t believe Hancock is getting more action than me” in the last 10 hours

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3 years

you want me to be italian? the thing that killed tony soprano?

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2 years

hope it isn’t the case but i really worry this is gonna set off a wave of attempted PR rehabilitations of abusive men

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2 years

“it was only ever a metaphor” hundreds of people had to act collectively in peckham this weekend to stop the immigration raid, activists were working around the clock last night to make sure that flight to rwanda didn’t take off. but if you’re removed everything seems like a play

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dhruti

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2 years

gorgeous ladies i made

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dhruti

@dhrvti

2 years

at the very least this is why sex appeal is dead today

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2 years

olive oil poetry

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dhruti

@dhrvti

3 years

got this on autoplay in my head

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3 years

my body is just the tupperware for my organs

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dhruti

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3 years

was scrolling rightmove and ???

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dhruti

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3 years

@_haaniyah_ but he also used Kendall’s autistic son as a taste tester for POISON???

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dhruti

@dhrvti

3 years

this man cries about no one liking his jokes more than he even tells jokes at this point

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3 years

Ricky Gervais on offence, anger and infuriating Hollywood: ‘You have to provoke. It’s a good thing’

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dhruti

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3 years

prehistoric man: food hits different when you put it over a fire

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3 years

mum asked dad what his favourite flower was he went “cauliflower” and sat there giggling at himself for 5 mins

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dhruti

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3 years

ik what a nook is but wtf is a cranny

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dhruti

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2 years

if a man is remotely interesting it is queerbaiting

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dhruti

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3 years

@periuspb it’s mad that some people say you’re overreacting when you get scared that stuff like this is on national tv as well tbh

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dhruti

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3 years

you're laughing... i'm walking around in the cold wearing a floppy nightcap, stripy pyjamas and carrying a little candle because you woke me up with your shenanigans and you're laughing

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dhruti

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3 years

this is so good twiggy uno reversing at woody allen

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dhruti

@dhrvti

2 years

doing a “this you?” to dorian grey and holding up his portrait

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dhruti

@dhrvti

2 years

think the point of this was to go after a widely loved painting to demonstrate that there won’t be much to conserve if things keep going the way they are (painting is protected and will probably be fine, frame might need a clean though)

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Activists with @JustStop_Oil have thrown tomato soup on Van Gogh’s Sunflowers at the national Gallery and glued themselves to the wall.

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3 years

as black and brown people we must move beyond “white people can’t handle spicy food” as our only joke. what if one day they can? then what? we must plan ahead!!!

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dhruti

@dhrvti

2 years

one day i will be an old lady stood by a big pot of something on the stove and everyone will immediately say that it’s my famous really good dish but it will simply be because i’m an old lady stood by a big pot of something on the stove

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dhruti

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2 years

april fools appropriates my culture as someone who is a fool all year long

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dhruti

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3 years

PragerU vs leftists

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dhruti

@dhrvti

3 years

spotted some anti-Italian propaganda this morning and as an Italian* I won’t stand for it

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2 years

clapham is a giant outdoor slug + lettuce

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dhruti

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3 years

ur in her DMs im inside a whale :( help me my name is jonah and i can’t get out :(

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2 years

@milkyy_tweets this video crops out the end where he goes “what’s cooler than that?”

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dhruti

@dhrvti

3 years

I read this when I was 18 and I still think abt it pretty much every week

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dhruti

@dhrvti

3 years

love the type of stuff women in the 1700s used to get excited abt “the gentleman sent miss fairfax a pianoforte, and there was NO RETURN ADDRESS 👀👀👀”

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dhruti

@dhrvti

3 years

actually swaddling is so funny. babies LOCKED UP and BANNED from wriggling

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2 years

im sorry it really is just so effective

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dhruti

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3 years

this is the met gala vibe this year

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dhruti

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2 years

you could tell me it’s common for swedes to ask you to bring your own seat on a road trip at this point and i would believe you

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dhruti

@dhrvti

2 years

sorry to bring it back up but i think it’s interesting how the lack of art education means that not only do people not understand why this was a relevant protest but also just how complicit our cultural institutions are in the conditions of the world today

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dhruti

@dhrvti

3 years

the other thing though about all this is the met saying “if you don’t feel safe being arrested” - who feels safe being arrested, ever?

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dhruti

@dhrvti

2 years

so crazy how there was a brief moment in time, however imperfect, where it looked like we were about to take the emphasis off western beauty standards in some way shape or form, and then it all came back even more violently than ever before!

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literally how it feels

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3 years

what’s with this genre of people who think that hypothetical global conspiracy mastermind puppeteers are just sat making anagrams all day

𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲

@PerthshireMags

3 years

this is extraordinarily funny you have to say

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@_haaniyah_ AND THEN HE WAS LIKE “IS HE GETTING BETTER”!?!

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dhruti

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3 years

people when they make their bed: YES! YES!!!!!! people when they have to lie in it: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! FUCK THIS!!

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dhruti

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2 years

just think everyone deserves to know about this

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dhruti

@dhrvti

2 years

getting a hit tweet and making it your pinned is like putting your own crayon drawing on the fridge

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dhruti

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2 years

love seeing really hardcore goths in extremely normal settings

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dhruti

@dhrvti

2 years

“she works so hard” doing what exactly? she gets paid to go and Hang Out

cate in the kitchen x

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2 years

no offence but people who say we have to respect the queen because she works hard wouldn’t know a days work if it fell through their loft conversion lol

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dhruti

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3 years

it’s a red flag if a dude can read

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dhruti

@dhrvti

3 years

peter friedman who plays frank in succession would’ve been an almost exact double

yassified arafat

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3 years

j*red “racism against italianxs” l*to did my man paolo gucci so dirty!!!!!!!!!

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dhruti

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2 years

saying this forever - the conditions in which you are even able to do things for a man out of love and not out of dependence or necessity for security as if he’s your employer are so vastly different

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dhruti

@dhrvti

3 years

strategically deploying my brother (younger, more affable child) to do trade relations with parents (‘let’s order a pizza’) wish us luck

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[male author describing a female character] she walked boobily, she tossed her hair, her brain was like a hotel lobby she’d checked out of many years ago

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dhruti

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3 years

my first ever oil portrait commission!! this is milla :)

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3 years

this is obviously wrong but it’s also sad she feels this way and is projecting it onto everyone else. the pop culture of therapy in an individualistic society devalues the acts of care we can give to each other as friends, family, community, reduces it to work

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dhruti

@dhrvti

3 years

lmao that heartbreaking dev patel interview has me fondly remembering the white boys in my primary school ranking all of the girls by appearance and making a show (body shaming et al included) of putting the black and brown girls last

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dhruti

@dhrvti

2 years

just realised i have assigned you all voices and idk if they’re accurate

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dhruti

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3 years

continuing to hate on shoe designers why are all the hottest shoes excruciating contraptions

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dhruti

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3 years

yeah.. i’ve been bullied (one time i was wearing a big red and white stripy t shirt and black leggings and someone yelled “where’s wally” at me)

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dhruti

@dhrvti

3 years

the painting and the setup

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3 years

most of those boys are so young and spent that match getting knocked about and yanked around and shithoused and still only lost by a single penalty. they’re giving their winnings to the NHS and have maintained solidarity throughout, still insanely proud of them ❤️

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dhruti

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3 years

snow white and the seven short kings

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dhruti

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3 years

you can simply have complicated feelings about gender and womanhood without being transphobic about it

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dhruti

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2 years

im so glad we know about diogenes some guy got in a barrel several thousands of years ago and the greeks were like 'we cannot ever forget him'

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dhruti

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3 years

on top of everything racism took msg from us

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3 years

creative direction by me meme creation by @RedTickseed

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dhruti

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3 years

its a human right for guys to be dudes 🗨️435 🔄667.5K ❤️2.7M

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3 years

@AyoCaesar 'people won't laugh when i'm being a bigot anymore'

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3 years

this would’ve been a fleet back in the day. anyway todays cool trousers

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3 years

no. cats do this when they feel shame, such shame, irreconcilable remorse

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it’s socialism when truffle pigs eat the truffles when they find them

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dhruti

@dhrvti

3 years

fr a single ticket to the met gala is more than my yearly salary half of the costumes probably cost around half of that a piece.. and yet i would still do better than this! makes u think

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dhruti

@dhrvti

3 years

something about the absurd melodrama of mobile phone game ads really scratches an itch for me

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dhruti

@dhrvti

2 years

it’s like the equivalent of going into the confession booth for them i think it’s the same reason lots of people like black mirror

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i have annoying recurring thoughts about how donald trump likes citizen kane and elon musk likes parasite. how do they. what do they see when they watch those movies

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@dhrvti

3 years

@periuspb “fab!”

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