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Dylan Farella

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Storyteller. Jedi.

New York, NY
Joined March 2011
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@dfarella
Dylan Farella
1 year
Mentally, emotionally and physically unavailable until further notice.
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@dfarella
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4 years
My brain says overthink everything, my heart says sing august by Taylor Swift.
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3 years
#DONDA been in production all day. Finishing up mixing now. Soon to the DSPs. Should drop by midnight. Worth the wait.
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6 years
ITS THE REMIX TO IGNITION
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2 years
Remember when we used to have nice things?
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2 years
We used to be a proper country.
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@dfarella
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3 years
Top 3 Kanye album?
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@dfarella
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6 years
If you're a Kanye West fan you are very, very, very happy right now. Vintage, perfectionist, Kanye. Humbled, skilled rapper approach to masterful production. An album to cherish.
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3 years
⬛️ >🤰🏻
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@dfarella
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3 years
You don’t understand it’s produced entirely by pharrell and ye and there’s a song with kid cudi and ye it’s gonna be there last song ever
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4 years
“Peaches” by Justin Bieber 🔥
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6 years
2:00pm: Gonna save the other half of this sandwich for later 2:06pm: Time to finish that sandwich
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3 years
NYE 2020: “this is gonna be our year!” NYE 2021: “it’s fine, back to normal soon” NYE 2022: *dead silence with uncertainty*
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@dfarella
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7 years
@KimKardashian I too often mix up my pixie stix with my marble tables
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@dfarella
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2 years
@ayeejuju we can all agree these are the best chips ever
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@dfarella
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5 years
I want to eat a burrito with Taylor Swift.
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6 years
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@dfarella
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6 years
I put the 'no' in 'I’ll let you know'
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3 years
When I said I liked it rough, I didn’t mean my entire life.
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@dfarella
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6 years
Good morning, I’ll take a large iced fuckoffee with a shot of stresspresso.
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@dfarella
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5 years
Stop disrespecting Justin Bieber.
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@dfarella
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7 years
I mean... @Camila_Cabello really got some hits on her hand
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@dfarella
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6 years
Well, Kanye West is back. Wyoming, it’s been real.
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@dfarella
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3 years
Old Kanye. New Kanye. We get all the Kanyes tonight.
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@dfarella
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5 years
I love Justin Bieber and I love Justin Bieber fans. We are out here all 2020.
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@dfarella
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6 years
Not to brag, but I made it to Friday without crying.
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@dfarella
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5 years
I’m foolishly walking around New York as if it were Spring. but then I put on some Harry Styles and suddenly, it becomes Spring.
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6 years
Kanye and Cudi out did themselves. Smiles all around.
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9 years
"Where Are Ü Now" music video looking unreal. (cc @diplo @skrillex @justinbieber )
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4 years
The year was 2008, Lil Wayne’s “Lollipop” was on the radio, everything was literally just fine.
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@dfarella
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3 years
My body isn’t a temple, it’s a catholic church. Filled with wine, bread, and guilt.
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7 years
Getting into this Camila album... just banger, after banger, after banger
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6 years
Before each game, Aaron Judge takes to the center of the Stadium to kneel and pray. Each day, this photo reminds me of his ethos and dedication, and I know the soul he puts into the game will be valued and retained by the Yankees community in the coming weeks. #PrayForJudge
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6 years
Miguel Andujar lead AL Rookies in... Runs: 83 (second most had 62) Hits: 170 (second most had 146) RBIs: 92 (second most had 77) Doubles: 47 (second most had 33) HRs: 27 (only 3 rookies had 20+) SLG%: .527 (next highest was .484) OPS%: .855 (only 2 rookies had over .800)
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@dfarella
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4 years
All I want in 2021 is health, happiness, and a @justinbieber x @chancetherapper collab album.
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5 years
If you’re going to sit on my face, I’m going to eat my way to your heart.
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3 years
Donda listening party in NYC tomorrow night text for details.
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3 years
Update: I currently don't know when Donda will drop. Don't listen to anybody claiming they do. They do not. I do know MUSIC's pre-release is for August 7 and iTunes pre-order is 'Expected August 9' — so best case scenarios seem to be: midnight drop or Sunday drop by midnight.
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6 years
You vs. the Second Baseman she told you not to worry about
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@dfarella
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3 years
Shoutout @TeamKanyeDaily @KanyePodcast @PhotosOfKanye and everyone here bringing community together and keeping the hype when it's hard to be patient. Classic Yeezy Season. Love to see it.
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3 years
Sounds like Donda is further from finished than it may have seemed last week. Biggest changes will be the collaborators who make final cuts. Also more bars to look forward to. Currently no release date.
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7 years
Funny thing about 'Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1': every time you hear it, feels like the first time you heard it
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3 years
Me explaining how Donda sounds like pieces of Yeezus, 808s, MBDTF and JIK.
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3 years
Justin Bieber - 2 Much
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If you were in a rom com, what would your “falling in love” montage song be?
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2 years
New Harry Styles album though. Never misses. 🔥
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7 years
Gucci's Fall/Winter '18 collection emblazoned with the Yankees logo.
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@dfarella
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"You should come out this weekend!" Me:
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3 years
Kanye has transcended what it means to be an artist in every direction. Genius.
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5 years
Bieber Season Approaching
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December 24, December 31, January 3 ... #2020
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4 years
Watching Bieber perform Journals live on Tik Tok is the cure to Sunday Scaries.
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6 years
Drake's "Don't Matter To Me" will be an interpolation of Michael Jackson's "Black Or White"; similar to how "Nice For What" samples Lauryn Hill's "Ex-Factor" #Scorpion
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3 years
Also this might be Kanye’s longest album, approaching 90 mins.
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5 years
Bieber with Billie on “Bad Guy” is the Bieber we know, love and deserve.
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7 years
THE BIEBER VOCALS ARE IN
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5 years
Twitter didn't come back for you to disrespect Justin Bieber on the timeline.
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2 years
Before social media, you could just forget that someone completely existed. Good times.
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3 years
No talking stages this year, we’re either going to Paris or not.
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4 years
Only 99 days until 2021. Yes, they’re all problems.
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5 years
@justinbieber @edsheeran Who’s dropping new music this week?
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7 years
Wait this reminds me Harry Styles wasn’t nominated for a single Grammy. Man was the album slept on.
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2 years
Amazing what Taco Bell will do for your mental health.
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3 years
Nothing is ever confirmed. Not today. Not August 6th either.
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5 years
The Big Day. July 26. @chancetherapper .
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3 years
Gesaffelstein on Donda about to bring us all back to 2013.
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3 years
NEW GRILL NEW TEETH NEW CHICKS NEW BEEF
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@dfarella
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7 years
I got 99 problems, but The Beat w/ @AriMelber ain't one
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6 years
Shohei Ohtani has been diagnosed with severe Yankeephobia and will miss his start in the Bronx this weekend.
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7 years
Been working on this photo of Aaron Judge kneeling and praying alone before a game at Yankee Stadium. Perspective is everything. Happy Sunday Night Baseball.
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7 years
Gleyber Torres will be the youngest Yankee position player to make their MLB debut before June 1st since Derek Jeter in 1995.
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7 years
Fresh off its release, @thegreatkhalid performs @marshmellomusic collab "Silence" in NYC
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7 years
*2037* Me: "Why didn't Girardi challenge that hit by pitch?" Therapist: "That was 20 years ago"
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1 year
Killing the spider for her is a love language.
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1 year
Things I have in common with a Raccoon: - Dark circles around the eyes - Eats junk - Cute - Up all night, Sleeps all day - Possibly rabid
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@dfarella
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3 years
Tweeted what I've heard latest on the project. Didn't realize fans would then want to kill me for sharing? Anyway, too much negativity so imma delete that tweet. But enjoy the album!
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2 years
Next time I open up to somebody it’ll be at my autopsy.
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2 years
I need to get my life together but I’m kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort into it.
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5 years
My daily checklist is drink coffee, be sexy, avoid having a panic attack at all costs.
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6 years
Remember the time you confused a life lesson for a soulmate?
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we peaked in 2008
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3 years
When I say I slept like a baby it’s because I slept for two hours, woke up then cried.
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3 years
Ye on "Pure Souls" is as College Dropout as it gets. Refreshing.
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Before Therapy: I hate people. After Therapy: I feel good about hating people.
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“I don’t wanna watch this fuckin movie” – me, 45 seconds into a movie that took me an hour to pick
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4 years
Presidents of the United States: 👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👨🏾🤡😎
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2 years
@chrissyteigen When you hover over a movie on Netflix and the trailer starts playing full volume! Exhibit A
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7 years
If Niall Horan didn’t perform “Slow Hands” at your NFL halftime show was it even an NFL halftime show?
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9 years
14-year-old girl suing Tyga for sliding into her DMs is the most 2016 thing I've ever heard.
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3 years
24 hours with the Stem Player and this is getting fun. Going to be uploading some video recordings. (also listening to the stems split on “Believe What I Say” is awesome).
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All you need is love, but some freshly baked cookies and an orgasm never hurt anybody.
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4 years
Am I single? Sure. Am I available? Absolutely not.
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6 years
Arrives like a boss. Plays like a boss... Aaron Judge, the face of baseball. #AllStarGame
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2 years
Don’t let anyone else ruin your day. It’s your day, ruin it yourself.
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5 years
I can’t give you a house and kids, but I can give you an orgasm and a grilled cheese.
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7 years
The College Dropout being released 14 years ago today, I'm feeling the need to share. Back in 7th grade Phys Ed, most kids participated in sports, myself and a few others sat out. We'd just geek about hip-hop during class... and when Kanye dropped, it felt like he was one of us.
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So I guess I’m just going to leave this one here?
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4 years
Watermelon Sugar is stuck in my head for approximately the rest of eternity.
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4 years
@McDonalds its lit!
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2 years
I'm in therapy to learn how to deal with people who should be in therapy.
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2 years
It’s called gross pay because it’s disgusting to see what you could’ve made.
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3 years
Men will literally buy Twitter before going to therapy.
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5 years
Them: “What day is it?” Me: “Season 3, Episode 9”
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