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I’m like if a dad was a really pretty girl

Detroit/Zürich
Joined November 2023
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@detrussy
mads
5 months
Howell, MI
@CarpathoOomfie
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5 months
Bro where the fuck am I
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@detrussy
mads
6 months
DYLAN LARKIN? Back. MO SEIDER? 3rd string goalie. LUCAS RAYMOND? Pay him.
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@detrussy
mads
7 months
Not only did these piece of shits put the ad on our jerseys but they also made Mick PUT ON A FUCKING TIE?????? Rather than a cozy flannel on the pre game, sipping a ginger ale. They got poor, poor, Mick talking business. Get out of my goddamn face
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@detrussy
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7 months
Men in an Yzerman jersey deserve sloppy
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@detrussy
mads
3 months
This is just Berggren’s face on another guy
@JeannaTrotmanTV
Jeanna Trotman
3 months
Michael Brandsegg-Nygard is in Detroit. He said he likes it so far. Pavel Datsyuk ran some drills for him today and he said he grew up watching a lot of his highlight videos. He called his dad and told him he was here and his dad was really excited. 😂
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@detrussy
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7 months
How I’m feeling before the trade deadline
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mads
15 days
I will not sleep until Mo is signed. Did Stevie not get the memo that they’re a 2 for 1 bundle?? Please. Mo took his boo back to Germany to train at his home rink and then they were just little guys together. Just sign Mo tonight. Please
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@detrussy
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2 months
The path to my engagement 👀
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@detrussy
mads
23 days
Just booed Stafford’s kids when the Rams came onto the field
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@detrussy
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7 months
Secured btw
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7 months
I mean obviously it blows getting an ad on the jersey but in terms of obnoxiousness this isn’t THAAAATT bad.
@DetroitRedWings
Detroit Red Wings
7 months
Welcome to Hockeytown, Priority.
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@detrussy
mads
6 months
I just ran into the entire equipment staff for the Habs. Didn’t let them pet my dog cause I said he’s a wings fan.
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@detrussy
mads
7 months
In sweatpants walking my dog looking like an absolute potato skin and I ran into Sam Richardson
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@detrussy
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8 months
Random drip I spotted tonight
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@detrussy
mads
3 months
Never seen a Detroit cop actually follow the laws of driving on the road
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@detrussy
mads
9 months
1. Woke up 2. Brushed my teeth 3. Said good morning Detroit!! 4. Booed Stafford’s daughters
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@detrussy
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8 months
The crowd at the LCA game watching the Lions
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@detrussy
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7 months
Me seeing that Larkin is out for 2 weeks with an injury
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7 months
Bro why am I crying
@KiwiClo_
KIWICLO
7 months
For the Vladinator and the Kids. Limited collection dropping 3.8.24 | 12 PM EST |
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@detrussy
mads
7 months
Wings don’t deserve a playoffs spot if we can’t win without Larkin
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@detrussy
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7 months
New apartment has: A few plants A hockey stick A hammock A great view
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@detrussy
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3 months
Random J Petry moment tn
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@detrussy
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7 months
Wow Fabbri actually looked at his wife
@DetroitRedWings
Detroit Red Wings
7 months
Baby Mara’s first game. 🥰
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@detrussy
mads
5 months
A beautiful morning in Detroit
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@detrussy
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6 months
Ok !!
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@detrussy
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7 months
What a fucking game my dudes
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@detrussy
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7 months
THIS WINGS TEAM GOT ME BRICKED TF UP!!!!!!
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@detrussy
mads
6 months
Yall being mad that Hyman comes from a wealthy family is hilarious. You can’t really play hockey if you don’t have money (sadly) yall are in for a rude awakening
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@detrussy
mads
8 months
One session of 2 done on my new octopus. Can’t wait to finish er off
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@detrussy
mads
9 months
Since I left Twitter a few months ago, I chilled out in Switzerland for a bit, had a situationship, lost 16 pounds, and added 2 tattoos
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mads
6 months
Petry isn’t practicing!!
@AnsarKhanMLive
Ansar Khan
6 months
#RedWings lines: Perron-Larkin-Raymond DeBrincat-Compher-Kane Rasmussen-Copp-Fischer Fabbri-Czarnik-Veleno Berggren-Sprong (extras) Seven defensemen rotating. Petry is not practicing. Lyon/Reimer/Husso
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@detrussy
mads
7 months
Here’s what I believe you should receive depending on what jersey u have on
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@detrussy
mads
7 months
Yeah I’m a brand new fan can you please explain more
@Dot0dte
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7 months
@detrussy Ah. You must be a new fan, that’s classic mick.
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7 months
The Jets tagging Steve Dangle is fucking based
@NHLJets
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7 months
Movers just showed up with ciggies in mouths, big gulps in hands, and one of them shook my hand missing a finger. This is EXACTLY WHO I WANT DOING MY MOVE 😎😎
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6 months
Finally got the octopus piece done 🥳
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8 months
I deserve this as a Wings fan personally
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@detrussy
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9 months
We will see the first NFL playoff game played in the city of Detroit tomorrow 💙 we ready
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@detrussy
mads
8 months
I gave my ex (a German man) a bouquet of sausages once. Happy valentines
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8 months
So good
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7 months
PAY THAT SWEDISH CHILD AT ONCE!! #lgrw
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@detrussy
mads
7 months
This tweet made me actually laugh out loud
@StLouisBlues
St. Louis Blues
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You have McDavid and Draisaitl but we have Binnington.
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@detrussy
mads
7 months
The way they’re pushing Wings playoff ticket ads down our throats rn is so uncomfy
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7 months
🔥
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7 months
Me trying to start the @WingedWheelPod this morning knowing what’s to come after those last few games
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@detrussy
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5 months
MADDIE MADE US DIRT CUPS
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@detrussy
mads
7 months
I’m in charge of Thee Detroit Red Wings Official Fan Cunt Servers, hope that helps
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@AndrewBorody
Andrew Borody
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@detrussy I'm glad you're not in charge of anything Red Wings hockey related. Oof.
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6 months
LETS FUCKING GO WE LIVE TO DIE ANOTJER DAY BUT NOT TODAY
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@detrussy
mads
23 days
The overalls can hold many glizzies
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5 months
Detroit got some money for the draft and brought out the flamethrowers for fun. Yes, this is an important business expense.
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8 months
Did you guys know Raymond gained 82 lbs of muscle in the offseason?
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@detrussy
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7 months
Need
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@detrussy
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6 months
The new scoreboard is so big that I can watch the Tigers when I take my dog to the dog park bless up
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7 months
I couldn’t find Marty anywhere and it turns out he was just chilling in my shower
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@detrussy
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9 months
Some Marty content yall missed out on
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mads
8 months
The whole city is just happy right now man. Everything is lit up blue and people are buzzing. Lions everywhere. Got my Lions gear on and always get a “GO LIONS” on the street. Lfg
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6 months
I can’t believe the game I just witnessed
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@detrussy
mads
8 months
Ordered these for the playoffs but they got lost in the mail so I got refunded… so free overalls for me
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mads
9 months
Teared up at the game last night. Rewatched and it happened again
@1anDaBurger
1anDaSportsFan
9 months
THAT “SOUTH DETROUT” HOLY
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mads
7 months
But go ahead and be upset about a Goff chant 🗣️
@burchie_kid
Will Burchfield
7 months
When Jamo hit the LCA goal horn: Wings 6-Penguins 3 When Ben Johnson hit the LCA goal horn: Wings 6-Blues 1 When Hutchinson hit the LCA goal horn: Wings 8-Caps 3 For a football final of 20-7. "We can probably credit the Lions for a good 6-8 points this year." -- Derek Lalonde
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@detrussy
mads
6 months
A couple just asked me to take a picture of them but I thought there were better spots so I then took them around Detroit to take more pics of them in better spots cause I got nothing gong on rn
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@detrussy
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9 months
PUSSIES OUT FOR THE DETROIT LIONS
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@detrussy
mads
6 months
Well there’s a familiar face on NHL Network!! Let’s goooo @daniellabruce_
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8 months
People big mad at the Lions now that they see what we’re about. Keep crying.
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@detrussy
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9 months
Waddup twitter I’m back. Might go back on private later but I couldn’t stay away. Spread the word
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7 months
Bitches not getter
@JrVan906
Deaner’ left hand column
7 months
@detrussy Hockey not knower.
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6 months
Oh suddenly the other guys want the WC spot wtf
@RyanHanaWWP
Ryan Hana
6 months
Score-watching update: no bueno. #LGRW
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mads
9 months
Just gotta check in on some important business during the game
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6 months
Tfw your hockey team can’t win without you
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6 months
We’re only going to get better
@jendog_18
Jenny
6 months
going to miss this team so much😔
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mads
7 months
What a sexy ass way to end the game. Showtime loves it.
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6 months
I’m going to Switzerland this week and I’ve been tasked by every person I know asking me to bring back chocolate. I get it but also this is a heavy burden to bare.
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6 months
Massive erection in downtown Detroit for the draft
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8 months
The Lions could fart in the faces of either of these teams
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7 months
This is why I wreck at bar trivia
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9 months
Get James Reimer all the way the fuck off this team. I was absolutely losing it when they didn’t pull him tonight.
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9 months
Thinking I put a Wings jersey on under some Lions overalls for the doubleheader Sunday
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7 months
Decapitation for people who get up/in to seats during a play instead of waiting for a whistle during a hockey game
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@detrussy
mads
9 months
Kept this on the down low (shared it on instagram but not here) but I got a nose piercing the other day and I was soooo cool and brave about it. Also I keep thinking I have a boogie but no, it’s just my cute little nose thing
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mads
7 months
I love watching the downfall of the Chicago Blackhawks
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5 months
Drinks on me tonight
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3 months
I’m gonna cry
@JeannaTrotmanTV
Jeanna Trotman
3 months
“I miss Detroit. I care about Detroit.” Pavel is back with the Wings in hopes to help them continue their progress. He is here to help for development camp as the priority, as of now.
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mads
7 months
If ur mad abt my graph or don’t think it’s good please find my suggestion box located up ur dads ass
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mads
8 months
Shows a lot about a man the way he speaks about women’s sports
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7 months
Oh this fucking RULES!!!!!!
@wxyzdetroit
WXYZ Detroit
7 months
Shuttle service between Downtown Detroit, Detroit Metro Airport begins March 25 with $6 tickets, 16 round trips daily.
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9 months
Merry Christmas, folks
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8 months
I came back to twitter bc the dating apps are lame and this feels more old fashioned
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1 month
Watching baseball with my Swiss fiancé and he just described stealing a base as “cheating by going over to the next base but it’s allowed” 🥹
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mads
8 months
THE DETROIT LIONS ARE AMERICAS TEAM
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3 months
Eddie Murphy at LCA watching hockey with binoculars
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9 months
Ending 2023 by being invited to stay with Mo’s mom and grandma in Germany lmaoooo
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23 days
I’m about to go off at Ford Field
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mads
7 months
My suggested tweets are just smut and hockey
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@detrussy
mads
7 months
The thing is, I know I could make it
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6 months
🥹🌸
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7 months
Wings will win tonight btw
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