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1 year
@Alecrimdopado @PicturesFoIder well that make lot of sense
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2 years
@rtrywingfancier @lawrencekingyo not gonna lie i like the idea and surely more of us to
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2 years
@stone_toss That is an abbreviation for Cute and Funny. Like this
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9 months
@DeltyThe73rd He is literally me bro. She is simply look astonishing and cute
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7 months
@TercerIncomodo ellos creen ser el país mas diverso. Que si bien en parte lo es, ignoran que acá nos colonizaron y llegaron de todas partes a mezclarse. Indios, medio oriente, Chinos, japos, filipinos. europeos etc. En prepa habían unos chinitos que ni mate sabían xD
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9 months
@lowgradef Yes as must be a future happy ending 😍❤️
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7 months
@ReviewsPossum I m done boys 😭
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2 years
@nobeta_staff_en she have only been sharing cute and funny stuff :)
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2 years
@OrwellNGoode Need explanation pls. In change have this
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Daniel
2 years
@EmperorMocking I have two sisters unfortunately the big one is 22 years older than me and the second is 18 years older to so Hell no. But if i had a sister where the age difference were at least 3-5 years or same i surelly would have try
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1 year
@Bolverk15 oh my surelly was one of these bunny barracks. :( SAD You werent maybe the only one behind her and surelly she got more drilled by anyone on the squad or platoon 😡
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Daniel
3 years
@NoVineALlorar esto debería ir en señores usando internet, no da nada de tristeza, mas bien orgullo 😎
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Daniel
9 months
@ChibiReviews mmmm yes as must be
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3 years
@OldMemeArchive Wrong, Florida is Florida Florida man is unique
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Daniel
10 months
@Caleon70s_ Lo que previene que seamos como el resto del mundo: 95% mestizos de todo tipo 90% misma religión Mismo idioma Misma cultura e historia en Muchos casos Abundancia de recursos en todos lados Tenemos tantos problemas internos que para que prestarle atención a los otros Avance lento
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11 months
@SigmaActivity poor people here cant understand that you can love other people without needing to be a relationship. I wonder if those who got offended did have a father xD
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1 year
@Ds_OutOfContext Conoci una de 20 que andaba con uno de mas de 35 Era gracioso por que el le pagaba la carrera a ella. Su excusa para eso era la carrera y que otras no deberían hacer lo mismo sino es por algo así de valioso
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2 years
@vt_kek What have mumei done?
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Daniel
3 years
@SresEnInternet el diccionario y su corrector se retroalimentan en función de las palabras que normalmente ingresa el usuario. En pocas palabras, la señora ya ha usado blowjob antes y por eso lo corrigió etc. xD
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6 months
@Abellcymeg conocí un caso así pero la culpa fue del man por que la madre le decía que no le mandara a la mujer por que se lo estaba gastando en otras vainas xD
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Daniel
9 months
@TopGyaru wtf i must save her, where is she? Yeah i know i cant save myself but her, she deserves it >:D
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7 months
@supercarteles literalmente es verdad. Me coloqué un pantalón apretado una vez y los bros del trabajo me miraban raro. No volví a colocármelo otra vez, no por sus miradas sino por que mis webos no soportaron tanto xD
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1 year
@Wellski3 MAN PLEASE do a poll, how i m supposed to mark the option of share the ice cream and plap her until get her pregnant?
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1 year
@nypost i wanna be like him 😭
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10 months
@Abellcymeg Por gei y por pendejo. Pero más que todo por pendejo
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5 years
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3 years
@EsDeMamador En colombia hay varias formas Visages Pupis Mamón Pantalleros Fingidor
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6 months
@lowgradef As must be
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3 years
@lujan_fabrizio @EsDeMamador Tatuate lo que se te dé la perra maldita asquerosa desgraciada hijueputa gana pendejo Al fin y al cabo es tu puerco brazo, maldita puta 😎👌
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Daniel
9 months
@ShitpostRandom y no morir en el intento. Hasta los narcos rivales se enojan si sacas a los enemigos. Fuente: Lo vi en un documental
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3 years
@weiiii_jun @nanashimumei_en Just imagine We live in a civilization
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6 months
@messedupfoods nah i will never do a vasectomy
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2 years
@fallenshadow_YT Omg don't let her know she is to pure 😭
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9 months
@lowgradef now draw her solving the issue and with the students enjoying their movie
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9 months
@mockingeu i still love the fish wife
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6 months
@CryingEmojiman as long as i can get them all pregnant i dont see any issue as a sensei
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2 years
@bannedvtmemes Explanations please 😭👍
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2 years
@TommyG_Tcb @vt_kek Anon is based enough to avoid nyanners
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9 months
@ChiseHatoriFan well yes, pregnancy correction works :)
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9 months
@khyleri As must be, yes
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9 months
@TopGyaru well yes is me
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6 months
@CryingEmojiman i need milk from an underage big breasted girl. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AKO! 😭💢💢💢💢🦀
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9 months
@bannedvttakes average most manliest nijisanji dude
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1 year
@FireSisterBee Well yes. Flat chest are great ❤️💋
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9 months
@kinoharakossuta Your lumine is so chaotic,I like her
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11 months
@DabeOK_ @ShitpostRandom son estupidos, ellos creen que los blancos son blancos y que no hay blancos mestizos Solo imaginate cuando se den cuenta que en el resto de latinoamerica hay blancos tambien xD
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3 years
@Hakobe20 @OldMemeArchive dont understood the yt one
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1 year
@greentexts_bot There is always something worst than having a girl saying no to you.
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9 months
@LookAtMyMeat1 imagine being andrew and not being able to convince them to simply share him.
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9 months
@Grxit i love my racist mommy. I learned to be racist thanks to her
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9 months
@bannedvttakes The pebble and the cute doggos are the ones saving that gen ❤️😭
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1 year
@bakuretsu yes indeed, karen acknowledge it so of course i approve it
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3 years
@DonieDarko3 @VTuberCringe Donie lil donie never change
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1 year
@DoctorCumFart femcels does not exist
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Daniel
3 years
@OOCprogresismo Luego los rechazan y comienzan a quejarse. Por qué no buscan alguien que los acepten? Acaso rechazan eso mismo de alguna forma y lo esconde hasta el final? Muy raro
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2 years
@OldMemeArchive Remember a dude that told our black teacher was a gorilla because he was eating a banana while we were on an exam the teacher replied that he was a donkey because had terrible grades and big front teeth I don't know how, but they started to get along after that
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10 months
@TiredMemeClown he is me bro fr fr
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2 years
@matheussssleite @OrwellNGoode 30? The one who told you that is lying here in Colombia we have intergenerational families with people over 40 living together. Everyone Share expenses and more
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11 months
@MemesForGuys i saw this image as a meme a while ago hahahahaha 🤣 Yes white woman bro
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1 year
@ShitpostGate well never expected that, i mean this is not suppose how it must be but okay :D
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7 months
@tentenchan2525 yes one more to my collection
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7 months
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9 months
@Jeff_Ace4Ace pues..... no se al menos en mi experiencia he conocido unas indigenas muy bonitas por ciertas regiones de colombia. Bajitas, caras de princesa y con cabellos tan lisos que dan ganas de perderte en ellos. Y esa piel color canela o chocolate Pero confirmo son como 5/200-500
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1 year
@FireSisterBee man i love this game, despite i have not even played it yet. Its just to much to handle 😭
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4 years
@TercerIncomodo @EsDeMamador_ Tercer mundo nunca me decepcionas. Ah si vivo en el, maldita sea.
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2 years
@CriminalesL lo gracioso es como esconde el arma dentro de la pantaloneta jajajaja
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7 months
@travisc040 @markfreedom61 yep the rule is there
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3 years
@OOCLigaMx El tipo es un usuario de stand, por ende debe ser un Jojo.
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1 year
@bannedvtmemes mmmm yes i would die and cross hell if needed in order to achieve that bro, for real for real 😭😭😭😭😭
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1 year
@OldMemeClown thanks god i have a big pee pee bro
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7 months
@CryingEmojiman Me a based sensei will pick both and add more to the list for repopulation purposes 😭❤️🦀
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7 months
@Unzzenasd 😭❤️🦀
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7 months
@IronicallyinEur you are right. Only on main paris cities and italy XD
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9 months
@berdyaboi 193 cm/6´4" :) Literally me fr fr
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1 year
@bannedvtmemes yes he is me, i wanna get her pregnant at least 4 babies
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3 years
@OOCprogresismo Tiene pipí o no? Es lo que no se
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2 years
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1 year
@SlyPerformer omg i cannot hold it anymore 😭
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1 year
@bannedvtmemes For the people who dont know Here is the explanation WHY
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2 years
@A_Guster_Buster she is based enough like Pippa, i MUST Follow her
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9 months
@lowgradef hahahahaha yeah i remember it, poor teacher 🤣❤️
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6 months
@OmoshiriVinsmok yo nunca conocí una rarita en mi escuela todas eran normales o putas xD
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7 months
@mikurumikurumi please we need the full kokomi picture without the food :)
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7 months
@mikurumikurumi Now, give her reasons to be happy. Kokomi must be happy! 😭❤️❤️❤️
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2 years
@OrwellNGoode Any stupid who believes on that shit can be manipulated
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6 months
@HimeHinghoi As must be indeed. 😭❤️🦀
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1 year
@wonderplatform cunny bippa aahhhhhhh! 😭
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7 months
@Cab_rakan Racista, autista, tonta,Inteligente y linda. Toda una Girl Failure. El gran combo para la chica ideal
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2 years
@OrwellNGoode need context
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11 months
@Abellcymeg por poco me sentía mal por no tener una amiga así. Menos mal lo leí todo xD
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3 years
@OOCprogresismo Los talibanes nos demuestran que son aún más inclusivos que los lgbtixksueyxjalwofu117 Miren tienen un visco como alguien más en sus líneas con un fusil 😎👌
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7 months
@GabrielMB__ i see so this great community is still being amazing as always. 😭❤️🦀 I m so proud of this
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1 year
@OldMemeClown well at least they are not offended like 99% of twitter all the time :)
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3 years
@FrasesEnParedes Ufff buena estrategia de marketing del don
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1 year
@shitp0stcum lol something similar happened to me but was with my mom xD
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