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@desperateSia
Anastasia
2 months
⚠️ATTENTION⚠️ Thank you for your attention Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with my CALCULUS 2 video course! I intend to introduce you to abstract mathematical ideas that will get your mind to race🏃‍♀️. I'm here to disprove the majority of students' beliefs that Calculus 2
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Anastasia
3 years
When bitcoin was at $60k, I regretted for not buying more at $30k, won't repeat the same mistake again.
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Anastasia
3 years
My mom posted a dishwasher position on Craigslist, this is the response she got. 🙃 This is going to be worse than 2008
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Anastasia
3 years
People believe you buy shares of bitcoin. We are still very early.
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Anastasia
3 years
Is bitcoin pumping or fiat currencies become worthless?🤔
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Anastasia
3 years
When I entered my stepdad's office today, he showed me bitcoin chart at $32k. I immediately took out my phone and started buying. He looked at me like I was crazy. I just wish I could translate his facial expressions. Bitcoiners are built different.
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Anastasia
3 years
BREAKING: I have more bitcoin than Apple Inc.
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Anastasia
3 years
Just fuck me already #bitcoin
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Anastasia
3 years
Bitcoin is more about "not being poor" rather than "getting rich".
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Anastasia
3 years
Having bitcoin gives me hope.
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Anastasia
3 years
At first you start buying $10 every week, then you convert all your wealth in bitcoin.
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Anastasia
4 years
Is it just me or does everyone who discover Bitcoin talks about it 90% of the time?
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Anastasia
4 years
I told my step dad to buy Bitcoin, he laughed and said: no way, there's nothing to back it up! Ok, I guess staying poor is fun.
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Anastasia
3 years
My top 5 crypto: 1. Bitcoin 2. BTC 3. Orange coin 4. Sats 5. Bits (not sure of this one yet)
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Anastasia
3 years
Bitcoin: permissionless network Elon Musk: Do you need a license?
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Anastasia
4 years
My mom is my hero. She came to US having a $100 in her pocket, that she borrowed along with $1000 for flight tickets. Lived for $8.5/h in Boston for 8 months knowing 0 English. A few years later she is making more than an average American, with no debt, and she buys Bitcoin.
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Anastasia
3 years
When I was 15, I wanted to take a part in a revolution. 6 years later I discovered #bitcoin .
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Anastasia
3 years
First they call you a dissapointment, then they ask you how many bitcoins you have.
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Anastasia
2 years
Always surprises me how people who haven't even spend an hour learning about Bitcoin, wish for it to fail
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Anastasia
4 years
I really want to hear a discussion between @elonmusk and @michael_saylor about Bitcoin. That would be such a bomb!!!
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Anastasia
3 years
Being poor is a mentality. Give 1 bitcoin to most people and they will immediately convert it to dollars and spend on stupid things. Discipline yourself, educate yourself, learn how to save, buy and hodl bitcoin. Only then you will stop being poor.
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Anastasia
2 years
Bitcoin is dead
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Anastasia
4 years
Today at dinner I've told my family and friends about Bitcoin. By the end of conversation: My mom thinks I am in a sect My stepdad thinks I am wasting my hard earned money My best friend thinks I am involved in MLM My mom's friend is proud of me
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Anastasia
3 years
For everyone who is freaking out: -stocks are artificially inflated -bonds have negative yield -gold can be seized, hard to transport -real estate is cash outflow (maintenance, taxes, etc) Bitcoin is the BEST savings technology. Stack sats and hodl
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Anastasia
3 years
I buy Bitcoin only, I hope you do the same. Otherwise, you will get rekt, and then you can have fun staying poor.
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Anastasia
3 years
Elon is responsible for this
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Anastasia
3 years
Save in bitcoin and invest in yourself.
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Anastasia
3 years
Ok, everyone, let's repeat it one more time, all together : DON'T BUY BITCOIN ON ROBINHOOD. Many and many are unaware that you don't buy an actual bitcoin there.
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Anastasia
3 years
I was buying at $5k, I was buying at $20k, I was buying every dip, I was buying every top, and I am buying now, and I will buy at a million, and at 10 million. #Bitcoin
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Anastasia
3 years
I can't believe I am losing my 20s due to this stupid virus.
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Anastasia
3 years
- So do you have any other interests besides Bitcoin? - Um, I don't know how to say... Austrian school of economics and hard money are also interests of mine.
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Anastasia
3 years
When I first got interested in Bitcoin, I asked people around me (who I thought were knowledgeable) about it and they all said it's risky and not worth it. A few years later I know and own more Bitcoin than all of them combined.
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Anastasia
3 years
Get rich or stack trying.
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Anastasia
3 years
When I tell people I am 100% bitcoin, they start giving me a 30 minute lecture on diversification, I smile, I node, I recall there's no better alternative, I giggle, and I stack more.
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Anastasia
4 years
I just observed that it's easier to set up a wallet than to open a bank account
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Anastasia
3 years
Growing up the biggest dissapointment was to realize that adults are dumb
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Anastasia
2 years
We need more women in bitcoin
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Anastasia
3 years
Every single bitcoin sell will eventually be a big regret.
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Anastasia
3 years
Bitcoin twitter before $100k
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Anastasia
3 years
I know you skipped this lecture back in elementary school, so here is the review @Frances_Coppola
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Anastasia
4 years
When Bitcoin hits $100k, I am gonna dance around everyone who said that putting $$$ into Bitcoin is a bad idea saying "Suckers, suckers, suckers"
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Anastasia
2 years
One of the most annoying questions I get is "when are you selling your bitcoin?" When I say I am not selling, they go "you should sell and take some profit"🤦🏼‍♀️
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Anastasia
3 years
Diversification is the key. I diversify into bitcoin, sats, orange coin, corn, BTC.
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Anastasia
2 years
Bitcoin is ONLY for alt-right toxic white males who print their own guns and stick to carnivore diet. Everyone else, is not welcomed. DON'T USE BITCOIN
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Anastasia
3 years
Bitcoin is a savings account you don't touch for years and to which you contribute constantly.
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Anastasia
3 years
So @benshapiro is now one of us?? This is the best intro video to Bitcoin I've seen so far.
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Anastasia
3 years
My stepdad asked me what a word "fiat" means. Then told me I am getting brainwashed. Lol, okay boomer
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Anastasia
4 years
The only time I was against Bitcoin was when I knew nothing about it.
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Anastasia
3 years
No, there isn't a better alternative to Bitcoin. There's not. Not a single one. Zero. None. Get over that fact and move on.
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Anastasia
3 years
When bitcoin dropped to $30k, they were laughing at me for hodling, when bitcoin went above $60k they asked me how much I have. Ffs people, get yourself bitcoin and mind your own business.
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Anastasia
2 years
Random guy in the lobby: are you a maxi? Me: yes Guy: convince me to become one Me: you gotta convince yourself
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Anastasia
3 years
Me at every party with zoomers.
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Anastasia
2 years
I just panic bought, which means we are going lower
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Anastasia
3 years
This dude will most likely never own any bitcoin. And I am happy about it.
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Stephen Diehl
3 years
Let's talk about the similarities between QAnon and #Bitcoin . (1/) 🧵
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Anastasia
2 years
I've been in bitcoin since 1990
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Anastasia
2 years
Proud to finally call myself American 🇺🇸 Dream BIG💫
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Anastasia
3 years
I feel lucky that I figured out bitcoin before the rest of the people
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Anastasia
3 years
I do not support "we need more women" in any industry. Let me pick my own interests and work wherever I want because I am a good specialist, and not because "you need me there for my gender".
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Anastasia
2 years
There are people who aren't buying bitcoin because it contributes to the climate change, and these people are real.
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Anastasia
3 years
If you think there's no difference between bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies, look deeper. There's only bitcoin and the rest are shitcoins.
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Anastasia
3 years
Hodling bitcoin turns out to be easier than hodling yourself together.
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Anastasia
2 years
If you own bitcoin, that doesn't automatically make you my friend. Quite frankly, I hate most of you.
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Anastasia
3 years
I want a house. With a big book shelf. Somewhere in the mountains, by the lake.
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Anastasia
3 years
The whole "have fun staying poor" meme began in 1971
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Anastasia
3 years
- Anastasia, I am trying to change my bank. Which one do you recommend? - Bitcoin.
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Anastasia
3 years
Shitcoiners are more cringe in real life than on twitter.
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Anastasia
4 years
You've got 2 choices: buy Bitcoin or have fun staying poor
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Anastasia
3 years
I have a massive fomo of not being in El Salvador right now
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Anastasia
3 years
Does anyone else get the feeling that buying etherium is like buying "shares" of a failing startup?
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Anastasia
4 years
Today was the first day at my new internship. In a conversation the CEO of the company mentioned that his 11yo daughter is stacking sats. I am already in love with this place!!
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Anastasia
4 years
You tell them to buy ₿ at $5k, they go: Nah, I missed it You tell them to buy ₿ at $10k, they go: Nah, I missed it You tell them to buy ₿ at $15k, they go: Nah, I missed it You tell them to buy ₿ now, they go: Nah, I missed it Have fun staying poor
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Anastasia
3 years
I was born a girl, and I like being a girl, and I want to stay a girl. I do not want anyone to erase my gender. I want flowers, dates, and family. I like putting make up on, do my hair and my nails, dress up fancy and feel good about myself.
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Anastasia
3 years
What I've learned about Bitcoin is that you can only count on yourself to figure out the truth. Many so called "experts" and OGs contradict each other. Critical thinking is a must and I don't trust anyone in the space to teach me about Bitcoin.
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Anastasia
3 years
How many times do degen traders have to get liquidated before they learn?
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Anastasia
3 years
If you don't spend $1,400 stimulus on bitcoin, are you even a real bitcoiner?
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Anastasia
3 years
- your mom told me you are into cryptocurrencies - whoa whoa, stop right there, I am into Bitcoin only
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Anastasia
3 years
My friends are convinced that everything but cash is a bubble. Maybe I need new friends...
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Anastasia
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If I'm being honest, both Miami and Austin suck.
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Anastasia
3 years
I always think of my friend and her family, who escaped the communist regime, who had millions of dollars on their accounts, and had to start from the scratch in the US simply cause the government wouldn't let them take the funds. That's why I will store my wealth ONLY in bitcoin
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Anastasia
3 years
When I was little, I couldn’t understand why we can’t print enough money so everyone can be rich. Years have passed, and many grown adults are still wondering.
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Anastasia
3 years
I know people who bought dogecoin cause they can't afford bitcoin...
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Anastasia
3 years
Women literally have only one job and it's to find a right man for her kids. Yet they fail
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Anastasia
3 years
You know, I am only 22. I do not have much life experience nor much expertise in anything. I haven't achieved much yet.But yo, I am so happy I am young, I will witness my peers meme their way to the next world elite. We will be the ones changing the world. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
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Anastasia
2 years
2 years from now everyone will call me lucky. Yes I am, cause I was lucky enough to have mental capability to understand bitcoin. Peace ✌️
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Anastasia
3 years
Got on Bumble for the first time in 6-7 months, and oh boy... Deleted and stacked more sats. Guys are putting "vaccinated" in their bio
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Anastasia
3 years
I know math can be hard, but I am here for you.
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Anastasia
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My love language is talk about bitcoin
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Anastasia
2 years
I love my bitcoin homies and I hate the rest of you❤
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Anastasia
3 years
Frankly, before I got on bitcoin twitter, I thought that every bitcoiner holds other coins as well, and I am sure there are many people who still think the same. I believe it's my duty to tell all my friends and share on my social media that everything but bitcoin is a scam.
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Anastasia
3 years
My role model vs modern days role model
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Anastasia
2 years
"We want grandkids" best I can do is buy bitcoin and hang out with autists
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Anastasia
3 years
Am I the only one who think it has gone too far?
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Anastasia
3 years
My uber driver asked me to explain Bitcoin. I started by explaining what is money, then went human rights route, and ended up with destroying central banks. Several times he asked me to slow down so he can process everything, and thanked me for getting him curious and helping.
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Anastasia
2 years
It's okay to say "I don't understand bitcoin enough to form my opinion about it"
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Anastasia
3 years
Fun fact. When I first asked my step-dad about Bitcoin, he said that Facebook's Libra would destroy it most likely, so I shouldn't buy bitcoin. Look who's the winner now
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Anastasia
3 years
Idea for recent hs graduates: Stay with your parents, work as a waiter, make $50k+ a year, spend all your money on bitcoin, figure out what you want to learn, go to , discipline & educate yourself. Become a millionaire in 3 years.
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Anastasia
3 years
. @jack can you please ban Elon? Thank you.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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@itsALLrisky Ideally, Doge speeds up block time 10X, increases block size 10X & drops fee 100X. Then it wins hands down.
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Anastasia
3 years
Destroy the fed and chill?
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Anastasia
2 years
They will close your bank account for thinking wrong thoughts and you will turn to bitcoin.
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Anastasia
4 years
MY UNCLE MADE ME BET WITH HIM THAT RIPPLE WILL HIT $1 PER COIN IN JANUARY 2021, AND IF IT DOES I WILL PUBLICLY HAVE TO ADMIT BITCOIN IS TRASH, LOOOOL It's ok, I am used to being the smartest in my family
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