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a millennial peddling boomer content in a genz world.

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A grave issue is unraveling at SJR Bluewaters, a large gated society in #Bengaluru . In severe violation of Supreme Court & @awbi laws that deem relocation of stray dogs as illegal, the residents and management have violently driven out the peaceful community dogs of 6+ years 1/n
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Raju Srivastva once came to my college to perform and had 500+ people in splits for the entire 20 mins. Noone cringed, felt uncomfortable or angry for a min. Rohan Joshi came to my company for a gig & was so bad that at one point he himself said "this is not going well, is it?"
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All these Bollywood movies failing at the BO, getting barely 10-20 cr is great. Let the market correct itself. While the makers cry abt the "250 crew members" affected, it's ridiculous how the lead actors get like 30-40 cr for a movie! Let em get a normal pay like any other job
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I'm savage.😂😂 Even if I say so myself. Expand the photo to see the burn.
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"I used to get mocked and trolled for keeping a hanuman chalisa in my room, but there were bible readings after classes that were totally okay" -- a TISS alumna. Another day, another case of hinduphobic at India's secular educational temples
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Media/liberals try so hard to build this narrative that most Modi bhakts/Right Wingers are these illiterate ghaats from Hindi heartlands. Let's prove em wrong. Quote this tweet w your background. I'm an ex-Google, media startup cofounder and digital marketing manager from B'lore.
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Lol when influencers want to have their cake and not pay for it too.
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So the Zerodha CEO Nikhil Kamath played a charity chess match against Visvanathan Anand for COViD relief. Gamed the system to win. Got his chess profile banned. A little shameful to cheat to win against a World champ.
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The Modi govt is being dissed for being "anti women" by liberals. Here's a thread on all the progressive initiatives of this govt that have directly or indirectly helped and will help Indian women across regions, religions and income levels in the last 5 years and times to come.
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I'm trying to locate a video of Rohan Joshi's gig at my company but obviously noone seems to have recorded it. Real memory is assaulted enough, why waste phone memory too.
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When feminists who've studied gender studies try to make sense of how finance works.
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IMA spokesperson; "how much do you know about Allopathy to say that it kills people?" Baba Ramdev: "how much do you know about Ayurveda to say it doesn't save them?"
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I'm a urban, well-educated woman that didn't care too much about religion - mine or anyone else's -but if anything these protests have done is made me ever more conscious & protective of being a Hindu. For every "Hindu rashtra" you wanna destroy, you'll give birth to a 100 more.
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Imagine a Tiger Shroff an under-30 guy making 50 crore from a flop movie, with barely a degree, all based on his looks and who he's born to. Most of us study for 15+ years, slog all our best years to barely make 1/50th that in 10 years that they do in a single movie
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The official Olympics international handle has this tweet pinned for 4 hours now. Even though it's China and US at the top of the medal tally. If that's not India's soft power, what is?
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And if anyone thinks "acting is hard", even Rocket Scientists don't make as much as a Bollywood actor for hamming away on camera!
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The "Sanghi Types" VS the liberal. Which one do you want to be?
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Not a single leftist on my Insta or fb has posted a condolence msg for CDS Bipin Rawat. The man responsible for keeping our borders safe all these years so that these anti nationals could sleep soundly and shit all over the country.
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When the third wave hits, remember this. #shameful
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@Ram_Guha You insulted mine when this happened.
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This wretched excuse of a human being chucked 2 puppies from the 17th floor of his building in Delhi. Both died on the spot. His name's Saif Ali and apparently he's from Iraq.
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"if you read Milton's Paradise Lost, you were an intellectual, if you read the Ram Charitmanas , you were a behenji" -- TISS alumna - @madhukishwar
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An 18 yr old friendship came to an end today cuz "my kind bays for blood" and I'm a "Nazi" These "liberals" are your friends and family. And they all think the same way about you if you're rational person/nationalist/ support the BJP
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This B'lore girl rejected a guy cuz he doesn't like dogs & wouldn't want one after marriage. U go girl! #TrueStory
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Also, audience should stop supporting mediocre movies saying "it's ok for a one time watch". That one-time is a lot of time! There's much better and sincerely made documentaries, world movies, & books you could consume in those 3+ hours!
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watched The Kashmir Files. I'd hold back from a review. The movie is beyond dissecting what works, what doesnt All I'll say is, watching it is not entertainment, not even a lesson, it just needs to be watched as the smallest measure of collective penance, and retributive justice
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Cow dung who??
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After #CongressToolkitExposed , we now have Standup comic/ twitter celeb toolkit! I have it on good authority that this is 100% real.
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We live in a country where an 80+ yr old woman is toiling hard to earn her living but 25yr old "anti caste activists" are raising funds to study "Modern south Indian studies" in foreign universities.
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The bibiji in the video below has her juice stall in Amritsar. She is working hard in her old age. Please show some love and support to her. The address of her stall is Rani da bagh Amritsar, Opp SBI Bank, near Uppal Neuro Hospital. Please share with your contacts 🙏
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And if most of Bollywood wasn't bad enough, there's the cringe af promotions! A very pregnant Alia Bhatt dancing at an IIT with a "baby on board" emblazoned shamiana outfit, showing up in tier-2 city malls and acting "relatable" for a few minutes. Bollywood is a parody of itself.
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No I'm not one for "boycotting" Bollywood. Just that the economics of it are effed up. Movies ain't "failing", they're just not earning enough to afford the actors + make a profit. Correct the actor salaries and a 15-20 cr collection doesn't seem that bad for 6 months of effort
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The year is 2024 - India's GDP at an all time high - economy growing at 11% yoy - 100% mobile usage - Ganga is clean - Bullet trains serve samosa - 90% of India is connected by roads - US celebrates Diwali Media to Modi "but sir what do you have to say about the 2002 riots?"
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It's not everyday you see an event in your city where an MP goes from shop to shop urging them to shun single use plastic, and practise better waste management, cleanliness, kitchen hygiene and more. Thank you @Tejasvi_Surya it was great having you at the Food Street #bangalore
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Chutiya Indians will leave no stone unturned to produce a pile of documents to get a visa to visit a foreign country where they'll be treated as potential threats, rapists & 3rd class But when our own govt wants to maintain national ID towards security of the country they'll riot
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Before he was even an Olympian, he got constant encouragement from the govt. And after what Mirabai Chanu said about the PM sending her to US for medical treatment and all the support provided, it's clear what the right leadership can do for sports in the country #IndiaAtOlympics
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Neeraj, you’re a brave youngster who has been making India proud continuously! Everyone is praying for your quick and complete recovery. @Neeraj_chopra1
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"Modi is fascist" is now a convenient canard for the liberals. But to know #RealFascism is to look at some of the recent events in Mamta Banerjee’s West Bengal- a state ruled by violence, political turmoil, gundagiri and absolute disrespect for democracy these elections. A Thread
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11) And yes this should be the Twitter favourite, when MJ Akbar, a BJP minister was one of the #MeToo accused, he was made to step down immediately from his position. Unlike Siddharth Bhatia & Vinod Dua both of Modi-hating @Thewire_in who continue to thrive today.
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My heart goes out to the ISRO scientists right now. Idk how many sleepless nights over the last few years they've spent to come to this. Whatever be the outcome, by no means berate the effort, the blood, sweat and tears. We made it to the orbit of the moon, if not on it.
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1)Triple Talaq Bill: Earlier Muslim men could instantly end a marriage leaving the wives helpless, often with multiple children and no support. The Modi Govt formulated a bill that makes this in any form - oral/implied - illegal and void, with upto 3 yrs in jail for the husband
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Can't believe I hadn't heard of them until I visited them. The gorgeous 8th century #Masrur rock-cut temples have survived 1000+ yrs, earthquakes and invasions. Situated at 2000ft in Himachal Pradesh, these temples are last few relics of a glorious Indian architectural legacy
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Russia raiding a #TablighiJamaat hideout. Russia considers them an extremist group and they're banned from operating in the country.
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5) The BJP/NDA cabinet has as many as 8 women, even at such high profile (and hitherto male dominated ) positions as Defense Minister and Ministry of External Affairs, (1st time a woman has taken these) as well as 3 women Supreme Court Judges. This is unprecedented for any govt.
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I want to send a thanks to all the twitter accounts whose relentless pursuit of bursting fake news, marrying facts with humour to politics created a dent this election. @squintneon @theskindoctor13 @ThePlacardGuy @muglikar_ @moronhumor @rishibagree @desimojito @Being_Humor
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2) Beti Padhaao Beti Bachao Campaign: aims at prevention of gender biased sex selective elimination, ensuring survival, protection & education of the girl child.Multiple volunteers go around small towns & villages & a plethora of short films/ads have been made to create awareness
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3) Under Swachh Bharat, the govt has built 9~ crore toilets in rural & semi rural areas. Earlier women who had no toilets at home had to travel far for one or defecate in the open. The number of toilets is steadily increasing & program has been lauded around the world.
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11) Women sitting in on their Macbooks & iPhones in South Bombay circles are as far removed from reality on the ground as possible. I've attended political rallies this election season, spoken to maids, small street vendors about who's done good work for them and answer is one
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6) The Mahila Uddyami Scheme is a special feature of the successful Mudra Yojna that provides hassle-free loan to women entrepreneurs in MSE segment. Almost 8/10 accounts opened for people availing of loans of less than Rs 50,000 were for women.
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4) Under the Ujjwala scheme, women @ a certain income level get free LPG connections doing away with the "Chulha" which is a health hazard & has caused around 5 lacs death in India so far. Around 7 crore LPG connections have been handed out so far.
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8) The Maternity Benefit Amendment Act passed in 2017 has increased the duration of paid maternity leave available for women employees from the existing 12 weeks to 26 weeks, including adoptive and commissioning mothers.
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7) In Sept 2018, the Supreme Court declared the regressive section 377 that penalises gay sex as unconstitutional, there was no opposition from any in the BJP, unlike some previous years when it was opposed by Congress. #LGBTQ folks support this govt.
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10) In April 2018, the Modi govt passed a bill to award death penalty to child rapists in India. This was done under no previous govts.
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The biggest irony is that the Right is pissed at the Modi govt for not being the fascists the Left makes it out to be.
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Finally I've seen NaMo in person! I'd heard abt the almost hypnotic effect he has on people. Today I can vouch that the Modi wave is legit. I've attended Iron Maiden, AR Rehman, Benny Hill & Marwadi weddings at Palace Grounds, but never seen anything like this before! 20194sure
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High rise buildings, rooted in culture... #HolikaDahan #HinduCulture
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9) Under Startup India scheme, women entrepreneurs can avail high funding amounts, loans at a lower interest, lower taxes, as well regular programmes that give free access to safe coworking spaces and award women in business.
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And now this
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In a first, Army invites women applicants to join military police. This is being seen as a major breakthrough for women in armed forces as so far, they were being inducted only as officers and this is the first time they would be taken in as soldiers.
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12) Under Beti Bachao, this govt also launched the Sukanya Samridhi Scheme in 2015 under which people can open an FD for securing the future of the girl child. (@ interest rate of 8.5% > PPF interest of 8% ) My maid has opened 1 each for her 2 daughters.
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I paid for mine today and honestly I wouldn't have it any other way. I would've felt ashamed if I took a life saving vaccine that is worth 2-3 pizzas for me for free. I'd rather pay, and have free share go to people who can't afford it..
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Also, a piece of advice to our dear friends from @htTweets . Please don’t get your information from Congress troll handles. P.S. Our vaccination drive is going full throttle.
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13) Women buyers get preference under PMAY scheme (lower interest rates & stamp duty waiver for women) to encourage women home buyers. Thanks @pujaj2008 for the hat tip.
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@narendramodi 144 rallies in 40+ deg temperatures, 5 hours of sleep everyday for decades, no personal family life, no joy of a wife/son/grandkids, no fancy cars or mansion ownership. THIS is what it took for this man to be 3 times CM & 2 time PM. Nothing but selfless dedication to the country
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Not to mention how well-organized these rallies and events are. I attended one the other day and even though it was a packed ground, the organization was top-notch, and behaviour of attendees was flawless. (some even cleaned the venue post) This is emblematic of the BJP culture
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BJP's leadership of ministers, state heads and office bearers are doing an excellent job of conducting small targeted sabhas on ground. Pin point local issues being highlighted with works done. Then Modi's speeches of national level issues and leadership. Lethal combo
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Nice, pleasant commute through #Bangalore 's startup hub Koramangala.
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That throw! @Neeraj_chopra1 's Javelin can bring you parcels and food deliveries faster than Fedex or Dunzo can! #Tokyo2020 #IndiaAtOlympics
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Draupadi Murmu, a largely unheard of name. Born a tribal in a small village in Orissa, goes on to multiple leadership positions within BJP despite a tragic personal life- a widow & both her sons died young. THAT is the kind of feminist empowerment we needed #PresidentialElection
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Sorry but I don't wish anyone a Happy Eid. A festival whose entire premise is based on making innocent animals suffer isn't my idea of happy.
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Anyone has elderly parents or relatives living in #Bangalore ? I'll be glad to help. I have a bike so I can check on them without subjecting myself to public transport, can run errands and drop medicines and essentials if needed. #Koramangla
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Hinduphobia*
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Guys have dicks 'cuz if girls had it, they would want condoms in 100 colours, designs, shapes, with bows and wonder if it made them look fat
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In today's #Libtard , girl with 12k followers got her entire gang to bully, abuse, and filed a police complaint against someone w 30 followers cuz he asked her to "mind her language", bragged abt his salary and at some point of their argument said "you need to be taught a lesson"
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15) On March 8, 2018, the govt launched ‘Suvidha’ - oxo-biodegradable sanitary pads and will be made available in packs of 4, priced at Rs. 2.50 per pad. They will be found across 586 Indian districts, at Pradhan Mantri Bhartiya Janaushadhi centres.
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Good time to point out that some of the most beautiful and oldest temples in India need to be preserved lest they meet the same fate as Notre Dame.
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Here's an unexpected side effect of the pandemic - the water's flowing through the Bellandur Lake in Bangalore is clear for the first time in forever. Even a mountain range is visible now that there's no pollution, and turns out that under all that froth was a castle all along 🙏
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Great company, dull job | Great pay, obscure company | Great job profile, sucky pay| Pursuing your passion, being broke| Life as we know it.
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I wasn't kidding.
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Yes two bit ad agency lackies in their 20s who need twitter to find them jobs every other day saying "Chaddi mein Bakal nahi, Modi Shah mein akkal nahi" to a twice elected PM and a Home Minister who's done more in his 6 months' tenure than most people will in their lifetime
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Men of science. Women of religion. The world has a wicked way of balancing out.
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@one_by_two I'm sure it's a very relatable event for you given how your jokes never land either
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@pranavanandm @ajitdatta It's managed by the state govts but the funds are allotted by the centre. The centre govt will reimburse the bills of the tests done by govt hospitals. It's under the PM Jan Ayushman yojana.
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Don't stay sad.Make happy happen. Read a book. Hum a song. Sip a beer. Smoke a J. Kiss a lover. Hug a dog. Don't stay sad. Make happy happen
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@desimojito NRI ji, please do the needful.
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@anymysha Mine is when my @big_basket order came in an Uber #MostBangaloreThingEver
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The best story on the internet today! Had me teary eyed! #PowerofInternet
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TATA -- 100 crore Ambanis - 100 tonnes of Oxygen tanks free to Maharashtra Adani Group -- 100 cr to PM cares But no, it's Harnidh from Juhu with her Insta Haikus and "fuck capitalism" tshirt that's saving the country
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Being #Liberal .
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A prime example of how toxic "woke" leftists like her are. They couldn't deal with the fact the govt they hate is full of women, so instead of eating humble pie and appreciating a move that any self respecting feminist would, these low-iq idiots resort to this. #fascism
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So..."believe in yourself" was the winning answer for India's Miss Universe. Good on her the bar is so low for beauty pageants. To win the "intelligence" round, all you have to do is recall unoriginal, uninspired motivational cliches that have been doing the rounds for decades
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I'll add some more here: This is now a thread of friends I've lost because I'm a smarter, more rational and a country loving person who therefore supports the government.
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My suicide note will just be my phonescreen, cracked, showing a tweet typed half, found on the road at a busy crossing.
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@rishabhbansal97 No, we've just become more aware of our identity, our indigenous culture, the evils of colonization, an erased and biased history and just looking to right the historic wrongs going back to hundreds of centuries and if this government has enabled it, salute to them
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Ditto for Yoga. White people coming to India, spending 2 weeks in our Ashrams here, paying $500 for a course, and then going back and becoming Urban Yogis and starting multi-million youtube channels and classes.
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I’m tired of white chefs going to Oaxaca and other states in México and learning how to make delicious food from señoras then coming back here writing a book or starting a show. Those señoras should get royalties. Pay them.
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Priyanka Gandhi, Priyanka Chopra and Priyanka Chaturvedi? What's the similarity. One's born to a foreigner, the other is married to a foreigner, and the third has become a foreigner to her own party.
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I agree this left a lot of room to be misquoted, but they're not talking abt the existing citizens of the country, but mainly refugees/illegal immigrants from countries like Bangladesh/Rohingyas. Muslims/Christians have countries to go, Hindus, Buddhists and Sikhs have only India
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@desimojito @dhruv_rathee I actually don't believe it. Notice he didn't say "he tested positive". He said "my test results came. Watch my next video for details" It seems to be just a plug to promote his next video. He's a youtuber by profession
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@awwwnchal @AdvanceDexter The problem is not the expectation of a discount. But the fact that she didn't request for it. She took it for granted. "Let me know the discounted price" before she even mentioned a line about how she could add value. That reeks of entitlement
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Modi is real life Khaleesi. #Varanasi
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not the CEO, CIO. Apologies for that gaffe.
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18) And as many people pointed out, NONE of these schemes or initiatives are named after Modi or any of the ministries under whom they fall. Compare this with all the "Gandhi" Yojanas. Heck even in the US, they had Obamacare.
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Essentially they want to #saveLakshwadeep from👇 - better infrastructure - more connected ports than just 3 in Kerala - Reducing over-dependence on beef - more bars than just 1 that exists to boost revenue Reminder:.Lakshadweep is not a pvt Kerala island, it's a union territory
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