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@desertvalentine

1 year

A LEGEND MET A LEGEND EVERYBODY

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@desertvalentine

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breaking off a friendship & sitting back & realizing all the ppl they had beef with were kinda in the right is crazy

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i’m getting rlly annoyed with the crowd of people being like “gypsy rose needs a podcast” “gypsy rose needs a tv show” “omg mother!!!” how about gypsy rose needs to be left the fuck alone bc this girl is going to be traumatized by how far society has evolved since she’s been out

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the autism flying to my frontal lobe anytime one of my favorite things is mentioned

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girl i don’t wanna alarm you but there is an ugly bitch right behind you

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Mikey Way performing last night with 30 Seconds to Mars

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@desertvalentine

11 months

fuck we got antisemetic frank ig comments, ls dunes ai, bullying of a random fan playing guitar, art theft into a terribly done tattoo, what more can mcrtwt take in one day

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@desertvalentine

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how do i make this about those twinks from new jersey

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 🪦

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@desertvalentine

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this is how it feels to drive a ford f1-50 🇺🇸🦅

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@desertvalentine

1 year

mcrtt never fails to disappoint

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@desertvalentine

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so how long did it take y’all to realize the cover art for foundations of decay was a bunch of flies & not some cool textured black leather

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@desertvalentine

1 year

bro looks like he’s about to explore the lost city of atlantis & fall in love with the princess that’s 8,500 years old

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@desertvalentine

11 months

afab people & their extensive history with this specific book

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@desertvalentine

1 year

never forgetting the time i saw fall out boy during their mania tour not knowing jack shit ab their stage habits & screaming in terror when pete’s bass started blowing fire bc i genuinely thought smth went wrong & he was about to become crispy bacon

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@desertvalentine

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what ever happened to free rice dot com like did we ever get proof that they actually donated the rice? they had us working like a sweat shop in elementary school doing maths for rice where did my efforts go

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@desertvalentine

1 year

PUT THAT TWINK IN A BLENDER !!!

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@desertvalentine

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uhm guys can we stop it with the face reveals i just had to block somebody bc it turns out a mutual was somebody i knew personally bc we both used diff names during our friendship MY WORST NIGHTMARE IS REAL STOP THIS MADNESS

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@desertvalentine

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bros got the motherly “whatcha doin there” stance like i just got caught eating cheese out of the fridge at 3 am

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@desertvalentine

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i unironically posted this on facebook in like 2017 with the caption “first kid is gonna be frerard for sure 😂😂😂” no wonder i got beat up at school

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@desertvalentine

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way brothers get behind me 𝔦 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔠𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲

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thoughts please

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@desertvalentine

1 year

nothing is more embarrassing than having a childhood youtube channel you no longer have the password to

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@desertvalentine

11 months

no fucking way

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@desertvalentine

10 months

the privilege to even have clean white clothing. not stained in blood. no dirt. no debris from your home being in ruins. you are able to take your instagram selfies & caption it “war days” while you head up to your home clean & fed; palestine is in ruins. this should break you.

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the "oppressed" vs the oppressed

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@desertvalentine

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why is ray bald

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@desertvalentine

10 months

mcrtwt name one woman alt artist that isn’t hayley williams / paramore go

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@desertvalentine

1 year

we all call gerard a cat, frank a dog, can we all agree mikey is the peace sign hamster. he is a hamster. he is literally THE hamster

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@desertvalentine

1 year

i <3 my girlfriend

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@desertvalentine

11 months

no matter your side on the comment drama, the correct response from him should’ve been “im sorry i had no idea the joke was rooted in antisemitism” not “you guys are reaching i didn’t do anything wrong” you can say something without knowing it’s implications & still say sorry

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@desertvalentine

1 year

sorry but until elon stops denouncing trans people i’m not respecting his apps transition. this is TWITTER. you will always be TWITTER. no amount of “mutilation” is gonna change the fact that biologically you’re TWITTER !!!!!!! enough with this mentally ill X crap…

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@desertvalentine

11 months

anyone who uses the term “princess parts” in a fanfic needs to be locked up in a maximum security prison

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@desertvalentine

1 year

do you think he’s signing the declaration of independence

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@desertvalentine

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uh erm hey could we not post screenshots from that sobriety app with less than a minute of time on it saying some shit like “heh… i did a thing…” or at least keep it in your circle where i am not it’s weird i don’t wanna see that i wish you well tho

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@desertvalentine

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frank’s amazon cart rn

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@desertvalentine

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gerlight goes crazy ngl

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@desertvalentine

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i’m seeing so many ppl complain about “theater etiquette” for the fnaf movie can y’all please remember that 99% of the fnaf fandom is autistic ppl cheered when references were made oh my god you people are honestly expecting a room full of autistic ppl to be silent go to hell

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@desertvalentine

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i want to hit him with a dodgeball so bad

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@desertvalentine

1 year

i hate being a the used fan bc trying to buy merch second hand is like asking to find out there’s an underground band in nebraska called the tickle lizards

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@desertvalentine

11 months

reanalyzing the entire friendship after i stop being friends with someone is my favorite pass time i do it all the time & then i’m just alone on my couch like OH MY GOD THATS WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED?!?! bc the friend blinders are off

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@desertvalentine

11 months

hourly accounts in 50 mins gonna be like

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@desertvalentine

1 year

yoooooooo trump did a mikey way at the secret fob show in 2006 cosplay

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@desertvalentine

1 year

ok with all this danger days discourse going on im gonna need y’all to shut the fuck up bc i didn’t mourn to the kids from yesterday for half a decade for y’all to hop on twitter & say the album is a skip clearly y’all don’t have taste DD is a cinematic masterpiece you bozos

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@desertvalentine

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who let him do that put your hair down mf looks like syndrome from the incredibles but gay

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@desertvalentine

1 year

“did i piss myself there?” why are you asking me that’s YOU

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@desertvalentine

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hey, i would just like to please remind everybody to stop making comments about the condition of my lola. that stuffed toy has been with me since i was 13/14 (don’t exactly remember) & i still to this day take it everywhere with me. ik its dirty. please leave it alone, thanks !

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@desertvalentine

11 months

i made a slideshow hope this helps

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@desertvalentine

9 months

the “ls dunes doesn’t need you fake fans!” crowd has been real quiet since they announced canceling a tour date due to low ticket sales

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@desertvalentine

1 year

guest services felt bad that lola lost their hat so they gave us a free certificate for a numios outfit, so of course we picked the new pride spirit jersey to celebrate the last days of pride!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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@desertvalentine

11 months

why did he put on the john 3:16 slides

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@desertvalentine

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daaaaaamn girl whatchu doin with all that estrogen

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@desertvalentine

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everybodies so creative…

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made this in 2020

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@desertvalentine

11 months

joe biden is on the case to take down ls dunes’ ai music video

President Biden

@POTUS

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We have an obligation to harness the power of artificial intelligence for good while protecting people from its profound risks. I’ll continue to take executive action and work with my Administration to ensure America leads the way towards responsible AI innovation.

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@desertvalentine

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“frank doesn’t owe us anything” right, & we don’t owe him anything either STAMPEDE 🐘🐫🦏🐆🦓🦍🦣🦬🦘🦒🦛🐘🐫🦏🐆🦓🦍🦣🦬🦘🦒🦛🐘🐫🦏🐆🦓🦍🦣🦬🦘🦒🦛🐘🐫🦏🐆🦓🦍🦣🦬🦘🦒🦛🐘🐫🦏🐆🦓🦍🦣🦬🦘🦒🦛🐘🐫🦏🐆🦓🦍🦣🦬🦘🦒🦛🐘🐫🦏🐆🦓🦍🦣🦬🦘🦒🦛🐘🐫🦏🐆🦓🦍🦣🦬🦘🦒🦛🐘🐫🦏🐆🦓🦍🦣🦬🦘🦒

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@desertvalentine

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i literally don’t give a fuck anymore fuck this stupid fucking band we all tried so hard to be nice & tell y’all why ai is bad & now you’re cracking jokes like it’s so cute & funny you used ai & made everybody mad

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@desertvalentine

1 year

they’re playing helena in walmart rn i feel attacked

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@desertvalentine

11 months

can someone finally actually just drop him in a bong & smoke him

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@desertvalentine

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maybe the do not open before christmas was the friends we made along the way

phoebe ⚞•⚟ MET PETE

@fullm00npills

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DO SOMETHING!!!!!

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@desertvalentine

11 months

all the frank/ls dunes pfps on my tl today calling out ls dunes

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@desertvalentine

1 year

mcrtwt is constant fist fights mcrinsta is just like internet explorer they’re still reeling in from the shrine show mcrfb is basically just those scam t shirt listings w the bad photo shop & mcrtt has a weird fetish with gerard’s sobriety & don’t even get me started on mcrtumblr

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@desertvalentine

11 months

where is the other sleeve is this the jacket that infamously disintegrated off him WHERES THE OTHER SLEEVE

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@desertvalentine

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mikey way

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@desertvalentine

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THEY DID WHAT TO MICHAEL ROMANCE ??1?1?1?1!1?1?1

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first day of school photo shoot

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me contemplating how i got the “credit card debt on my special interest autism” & not the “harvard at 7 years old cure for cancer” autism that society thinks every autistic person has

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@desertvalentine

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leave me alone i’m gonna go play pokémon go in the hurricane

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@desertvalentine

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“ai art is harmful & directly impacts many of the people in your fanbase” ls dunes:

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@desertvalentine

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one side is making videos like this while the other is making videos holding up the dead bodies of their loved ones

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this isn’t satire btw 😭

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@desertvalentine

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moots you have 24hrs…

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the shot in a 90’s cartoon right before a massive piano crushes someone to death

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@desertvalentine

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mad as hell kicking those leaves while everyone else just stands awkwardly tf is wrong w you

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@desertvalentine

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maybe it’s the autism but professional griefers is genuinely like a top five rard solo song are you kidding i get so spunky to that song fuckin catch me square dancing n shit

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frerard

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@desertvalentine

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listening to any old artist on spotify from their artist page is just: - song - song (1987 remaster) - song (1999 remaster) - other song - song (2002 remaster) - other song (live in your basement) - other song (remaster 1992) - song (2023 remaster) 🔁

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bro they want up so bad someone pick them up already oh my god he wants up dude pick him up

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whyd they put the twink behind bars

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@desertvalentine

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this ray pic is the mcrtwt equivalent of the other one

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@desertvalentine

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i understand ray bc i too would stare longingly at my friend if they looked that hot…

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@desertvalentine

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anthony green gorilla glued his ass to the comments section when he was defending the ai but is now shocked we’re questioning his beliefs when it’s taken them days to address the comments targeting women & lgbtq+ ppl… men truly have the audacity that’s for sure

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@desertvalentine

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love seeing y’all act so proper in franks mentions like your top tweet isn’t smth about dropping him in a bong or shoving him in a blender

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@desertvalentine

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trying to explode frank iero with my mind

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@desertvalentine

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warped tour infograph

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@desertvalentine

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ok first official DNI post if you interact w & condone someone making hitler jokes in 2023 DNI!!!!!!!! at all!!!!!! ☝️😁 what the fuck is wrong with you!!!!

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when’s frank gonna drop his ten minute ukulele apology for the reverb store fiasco for international fans

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@desertvalentine

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thank god i named myself after some fuckass holiday praying for y’all out there with frank adjacent names in these trying times

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mfs in school when you’d pull out a pack of gum

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@desertvalentine

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idgaf what you would look like as a fucking funko pop stop using ai

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mcrtwt please stop posting your faces all due respect id like to keep believing that joan of arc gerard just sent out a tweet about how autistic they are & bullets frank just posted his boba order… who are you strangers…

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damn she’s urethral

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isn’t that just milk

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@desertvalentine

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can you not open your mouth again & just go back to being a mid youtube twink kthanks

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WHAR

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@desertvalentine

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is this what peace on earth feels like

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mikey way stop posting things that makes me wish i had a loving father challenge

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@desertvalentine

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ppl who respond with disgust when you tell them you’re cleaning out a depression room (mold, bugs, trash, etc) instead of just saying smth nice gotta be the most uppity assholes in the universe. yes it’s not healthy but i’m CLEANING it. stop shaming ppl for dirty spaces & be nice

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@desertvalentine

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you don’t even need ai for that it’s called procreate splash a bunch of colors on there all messily swirl tool effect looks the same bros selling out for some lame shit

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@desertvalentine

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as if it couldn’t get any worse the ai “artist” is liking anti trans comments ls dunes didn’t do a lick of research when they hired this guy did they

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bro looks like he’s about to get attacked by the tickle monster

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@desertvalentine

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watching my mutuals change their pfps from mcr members to fob members & slowly migrate to fobtwt

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@desertvalentine

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y’all remember the epidemic with this photo. people photo shopped him in a bbq & everyone believed he was at the bbq…

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@desertvalentine

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middle aged men will call us keyboard warriors while actively doing the exact description of being a keyboard warrior & write walls of text that make them sound like they’re figuratively stomping their feet & screaming & expect us to take them seriously

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@desertvalentine

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wym “could” they do

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gerard could literally have a fabulous fuckass bob right now and we wouldn’t even know, this is truly so sad

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