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Kind Being

@dentonbpm

2 years

Don't feel bad if you need to mute/unfollow me

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Kind Being

@dentonbpm

10 months

Ripping this thing out of my urethra like I'm starting an old lawn mower

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2 years

They really turned this into a movie

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@dentonbpm

7 months

This is Eric's wife Ashley. Eric passed away on Thursday, Feb 8. He told many terrible jokes and made many genuine friends on this platform. He will be deeply missed by all who were fortunate enough to get to know him. Please comment any kind words/memories you wish to share

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@dentonbpm

2 years

If you were getting your shit sucked off by a Swiss milk maid with this view I don't think you'd fuck around with any world wars either

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@dentonbpm

9 months

Ford dealers within 50 miles of a military base now that the Camaro, Charger and Challenger are dead

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9 months

Dodge Charger and Challenger production has ended.

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@dentonbpm

1 year

@mensa_genius I would repeat what I said but louder

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@dentonbpm

2 years

@jerrysaltz The fact that you've survived as long as you have makes me question our shared reality

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@dentonbpm

2 years

When I finally build a custom home of my own design it will have one of those bad boys

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@dentonbpm

1 year

Hey everyone, sorry about the air quality but these chicken thighs will be done soon

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@dentonbpm

2 years

@carb0n3r Imagining her texts to her family and friends "he wants to setup a hammock in our bedroom! I swear to God if he does I'm packing my shit and leaving"

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@dentonbpm

2 years

@dmgroupleaver @singingflesh You're talking about alchemy now

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@dentonbpm

2 years

The MILF across the street is fed up

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@dentonbpm

1 year

@mertcentury It turns into a self-defense situation at that point and the rules of engagement are out the window

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@dentonbpm

2 years

@mybigcrack The Jesus Prank

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@dentonbpm

2 years

Bro I'm not buying a house from you. I'm sorry I just can't do it

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@dentonbpm

2 years

@GaydolfJizzler @proudbugman Hotter than the sun

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@dentonbpm

2 years

It's so important to never let anyone on Twitter find out you died

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@dentonbpm

2 years

Asking the doctors if they can give me Predator style thermal vision but specifically calibrated to highlight big naturals

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@dentonbpm

2 years

I love going to Home Depot twice. Almost love it as much as going three times

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@dentonbpm

2 years

@br00t4lism If you want to go six months without talking and then get an old meme texted to you at 2am, you can just ask

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@dentonbpm

2 years

Pussy, much like pizza, comes in many styles which is often based on the geographic area. You have your New York style pussy that folds. You got your Chicago style deep dish pussy, and you've got your Detroit that is rectangular

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@dentonbpm

2 years

It truly was a next level tummy ache - I have appendicitis

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@dentonbpm

1 year

What struck me about this is this crazy chick has a banging body

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@DarnelSugarfoo

1 year

What struck me about this incident is how the entire plane turned to look when she said: "that man is NOT real." They didn't immediately laugh, or groan. They LOOKED. I think deep down, even normies know something is off. Nothing is at it seems. They can feel it.

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@dentonbpm

2 years

Speeding is the most patriotic thing an American can do

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@dentonbpm

1 year

@le_post_enjoyer They just look Australian

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@dentonbpm

1 year

I'm following her to the cookout because you know the mac and cheese is insane

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@dentonbpm

10 months

Brunch is the perfect meal to get ripshit drunk at and drive home 120MPH

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@dentonbpm

2 years

Getting a naked woman tattooed on my left thigh and a naked man tattooed on my right thigh just in case I turn gay in my old age and need something different to look at when I jack off

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@dentonbpm

1 year

I made a mistake at the grocery store

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@dentonbpm

2 years

@yesitsmyaccount Mike Patton was right about him

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@dentonbpm

2 years

I hope you've got some chicken already marinating, otherwise you're fucked come dinner time

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@dentonbpm

11 months

The Internet has been an unbelievable fortune for guys like me who love crankin' it

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@dentonbpm

11 months

I just fed him poison

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@dentonbpm

2 years

Couldn't agree more

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@dentonbpm

2 years

Any mufos in Detroit?

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@dentonbpm

2 years

I lived bitch

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@dentonbpm

1 year

@PReotardo @rava Ayo wtf

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@dentonbpm

2 years

I'm wielding the Demon's Blade. Do you mind coming back later?

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@dentonbpm

2 years

@EthnicSteve You gotta keep it together in a situation like that

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@dentonbpm

1 year

They should put this ween album cover on the sphere in vegas

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@dentonbpm

9 months

It's crazy how Anthony Kiedis is a pedophile but somehow his music is even worse

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@dentonbpm

1 year

I do not have cancer 😈

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@dentonbpm

1 year

I'm looking forward to this upcoming Tuesday where I'll find out whether I have cancer or not lol

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@dentonbpm

2 years

When I'm reminded that racism and sexism exist while enjoying a Bubly seltzer

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@dentonbpm

9 months

@composeyrself_ Imagining a firefighter who knows how to use a French press... I think I need a mop

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@dentonbpm

9 months

The keebler elves are NASTY

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@dentonbpm

2 years

Goodbye forever from my final(?) night shift

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@dentonbpm

2 years

Sending my wife an equal number of memes about me having a huge penis and me having a tiny penis to keep her guessing.

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@dentonbpm

1 year

The only topic Ian is an authority on is Malaysian cuisine and ants

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@dentonbpm

8 months

He has a quest to give you

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@dentonbpm

1 year

You'd have to torture me before I admitted this

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1 year

@CovfefeAnon @MainstreamViews @GodCloseMyEyes I have never met a heterosexual woman who enthusiastically participates in sex

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@dentonbpm

1 year

Doing 15 pushups outside of the restaurant in full view of everyone inside before walking in and asking for a table for one

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@dentonbpm

2 years

God fucking damnit

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@dentonbpm

2 years

I just ran into this dude at a liquor store LMAO

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@dentonbpm

2 years

Bro I'm not buying a house from you. I'm sorry I just can't do it

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@dentonbpm

2 years

This guy is piping Sara Underwood and he's going to throw that away killing himself with a bullshit axe he made for TikTok views lol

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2 years

Cool as hell and dumb as shit

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@dentonbpm

1 year

Beast law allows bartering

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@dentonbpm

2 years

Carolla's head is spinning

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@dentonbpm

2 years

The cashier at Publix was a young woman named Rapunzel with absolutely massive cans

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@dentonbpm

10 months

@porgcupinetree @SuhaOudah @JimGaffigan LMAO

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@dentonbpm

1 year

@TonyStewart @AshDogRacing Is it still road rage if it happens on a dirt track Tony?

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@dentonbpm

10 months

Texas 2024 South Natty Champs

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10 months

I want examples of how a 33 year old man should dress lmao

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@dentonbpm

1 year

This chinchilla is 17 years old

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@dentonbpm

2 years

Just crushed a couple bay breezes at Applebee's and I'm in the mood to drive my Mazda through the front of an Ulta

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@dentonbpm

10 months

@stillgray @CollinRugg You did this to somebody from your mom's house in Malaysia

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@dentonbpm

2 years

Another colored vinyl from the collection, this gold semi-translucent album from Mary Lattimore

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@dentonbpm

1 year

First time I've seen a limp-wristed thumbs up

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@dentonbpm

2 years

(on my way to a dick riding rodeo) this is my first rodeo (halfway through the dick riding rodeo) the dick riding is crazy

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@dentonbpm

7 months

This will impact my productivity rating

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@dentonbpm

1 year

Attempted car jacking by a lizard

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@dentonbpm

1 year

Finally held an anole!

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@dentonbpm

9 months

Birthday beverage

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@dentonbpm

9 months

I'm back in the fucking sweatshop

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@dentonbpm

2 years

Lizard Status for Friday, July 29th 2020 Special Indoor Status! YES

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@dentonbpm

10 months

Its after noon

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@dentonbpm

1 year

There was a man in the McDonald's bathroom at Richmond Hill exit off 95 who heard me pissing in the urinal and said "I can tell by the sound of your stream, and the stench, that you got a helluva hog on you". I ran out of there so fast I barely shook the piss off the tip

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@dentonbpm

1 year

Good morning. I just saw a video of a man getting decapitated by a power line burning through his neck.

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