This is Eric's wife Ashley. Eric passed away on Thursday, Feb 8. He told many terrible jokes and made many genuine friends on this platform. He will be deeply missed by all who were fortunate enough to get to know him. Please comment any kind words/memories you wish to share
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Imagining her texts to her family and friends "he wants to setup a hammock in our bedroom! I swear to God if he does I'm packing my shit and leaving"
Pussy, much like pizza, comes in many styles which is often based on the geographic area. You have your New York style pussy that folds. You got your Chicago style deep dish pussy, and you've got your Detroit that is rectangular
What struck me about this incident is how the entire plane turned to look when she said: "that man is NOT real."
They didn't immediately laugh, or groan. They LOOKED.
I think deep down, even normies know something is off. Nothing is at it seems. They can feel it.
Getting a naked woman tattooed on my left thigh and a naked man tattooed on my right thigh just in case I turn gay in my old age and need something different to look at when I jack off
There was a man in the McDonald's bathroom at Richmond Hill exit off 95 who heard me pissing in the urinal and said "I can tell by the sound of your stream, and the stench, that you got a helluva hog on you". I ran out of there so fast I barely shook the piss off the tip