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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
2 months
wait y’all this is so cute😭
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
1 year
@GYNOWORSHIP she doesn’t literally mean it’s the best part bro omg why are y’all so dramatic
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
1 year
@whotfisjovana it’s obviously satire😭😭😭
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
4 months
@pessimisticmyr nahhhhh these non arab muslims are pissing me tf off😭
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
9 months
GUYS I VOTED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
10 months
u didn’t need a whole analysis for that. it’s very obv they took the pic from a blowj*b angle on purpose to appease to young men. they’re sexualizing their soldiers to spread propaganda its disgusting
@b_spectacledbun
జయ 🔻☽∞☾ live laugh lagomorphs
10 months
🧵 normal I would put this in circles but since I can’t + I want my non-priv mutuals to see this, I’ll put it here. many friends have been qrting and mocking this tweet (rightfully so) but there’s something about the way this photo is framed that made me think about it too deeply
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
2 months
omg why’s this blowing up sm
@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
2 months
wait y’all this is so cute😭
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
2 months
my notifications have been blowing up since last night bc of my viral tweet and i have like 100+ new followers & so many DMs but i feel like i’m being watched now & i dont like it. give me my old account back that no one interacted w😭 all these new ppl are stressing me out
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
8 months
@tinaagain yeah bc penguins mate for life so when they lose their partner they can’t move on to another one
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
10 months
@farouhitaaa wait till u see r/ExEgypt
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
9 months
i pray for the day to see egypt as a secular country instead of a muslim one
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
2 months
i love doing my laundry. in fact i’m doing it right now at 1am
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Laila ☥
3 months
@yassinBedro no she’s just right 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
8 months
i love this trend thingy How I do my makeup: eyebrow gel kohl eyeshadow mascara concealer blush lip liner lip gloss
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
4 months
@pessimisticmyr they think nobody but muslims is allowed to speak in arabic but they don’t even know how to speak it yourselves tf😭😭 that’s MY mother tongue mfs
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
2 months
listening to deftones in my bed staring at the ceiling contemplating my life kind of night
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
10 months
@nero_arts_ Eline Alkhayat
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Laila ☥
5 months
i can’t wait to be a mom and have kids i wanna have 4 of them
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
8 months
merry christmas from germany❤️❤️❤️
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
9 months
why are egyptians such night owls i swear they don’t go to sleep till the sun rises😭 when i was in egypt this summer i used to come back home everyday at 3am which is insane for someone who’s used to going back home at 11pm sometimes maximum 12am
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
2 months
@dumbandfunn he wasn’t bisexual tho
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
2 months
i’m on the best trip of my entire life. haven’t been on my phone in the past 3 days. life is so good i’m so so blessed and grateful
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Laila ☥
8 months
@thinkergilmore imagine losing ur virginity to ur married ex
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Laila ☥
1 month
@American1Badass kosomen omak yabn el metnakaaaaa
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
5 months
this picture will never stop haunting me no matter what. i will never forget it. fuck america
@creepydotorg
Creepy.org
5 months
20 years ago this month, Abu Ghraib photos were published
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
4 months
kendrick is a genius
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
8 months
if a guy can’t even plan a date he can’t take care of u. i like when a man just tells me to be ready at a certain time and he takes care of the rest. that’s how it’s supposed to be anyway
@iissybubs
Issy🫶
8 months
Biggest ick is when the guy tells you to plan the date cuz they don’t know
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Laila ☥
4 months
i aint gonna say it but we’re all thinking it
@notcapnamerica
chris evans
4 months
Anyone notice anything about all the people saying Drake is winning?
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Laila ☥
4 months
why do they keep doing that tf
@ChristiansMENA
Christians MENA
4 months
🇹🇷🇬🇷☦ Turkey has converted yet another iconic and historic Greek Byzantine church, the Chora Church, into a mosque قامت تركيا بتحويل كنيسة بيزنطية يونانية شهيرة وتاريخية أخرى، وهي كنيسة خورا، إلى مسجد #ChristiansMENA
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
2 months
yeah i don’t get why it’s so acceptable to be racist towards them on this app it’s so upsetting
@flackospalace
Hasan 👁‍🗨
2 months
I really feel bad for Indian people because the racism they face is not only the most common, it’s the most encouraged and supported on this app
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
9 months
it’s actually true. they all seem like such cool ppl tho
@sopchuey
أحمدمحسم
9 months
Cairo flea market
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Laila ☥
9 months
the writers did ruby so dirty. she’s obv the perfect match for otis. i love maeve so much but i always wanted otis and ruby to end up together
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Scenes From Imaginary Films
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Laila ☥
1 year
girl when i’m in love i turn into an animal wdym asexual? you don’t know what it’s like to be in love shawty
@pavIIove
lexi
1 year
when ur so inlove w someone u turn a lil asexual
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Laila ☥
7 months
y’all i’m 22 today!!!!
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Laila ☥
5 months
stalking the linkedin profiles of the ppl u went to high school with is not for the weak
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
10 months
i want to post what i posted on my insta on here as well
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
4 months
reactivated my twitter after kendrick dropping possibly the coldest fcking diss track to ever exist in history. if i were drake i’d change my identity and disappear. there’s no coming back from this one drake
@kendricklamar
Kendrick Lamar
4 months
meet the grahams
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Laila ☥
11 months
omg rami malek???? i loved u in gilmore girls😍😍😍😍
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@hesbianbigby
bigby 🦇
11 months
imagine running up to a celebrity and only saying u recognize them from a thing they were part of but absolutely not popular for
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
3 months
guys i can’t take it anymore i need to have a baby right now
@ThebestFigen
The Best
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Baby whose eyes fill with tears when she feels love. 😂
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Laila ☥
3 months
like have u no shame ur wife is standing right next to u
@whotfisjovana
The Notorious J.O.V.
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Laila ☥
9 months
nobody can ever tell anything about my love life through my twitter bc i be posting misleading shit all the time. y’all can’t know if i’m single, talking to someone, in a situationship, in a relationship. imma keep it mysterious always
@___J4NA
jana
9 months
the fact that u can literally guess if a girl is in a talking stage or not by how much she overshares on social media is insane
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Laila ☥
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Laila ☥
9 months
3 years ago i was living in this city in france called “strasbourg” which is 20 mins away from the french-german border, so a lot of germans were living there. i wish i were kidding when i say that i had a man living in my building named adolf hitler. his mailbox was next to mine
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Laila ☥
2 months
it’s 10pm and i wanna sleep when i have to be at the airport in 2 hours for my 4am flight. and then i have a second flight that will be 8 hours long🙃 oh god it’s gonna be a long long journey ahead
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Laila ☥
3 months
your new life is going to cost you your old one
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
9 months
i hate the racist ppl in kuwait who made me feel ashamed of being egyptian for the longest time. i used 2 hate having 2 tell ppl i was egyptian from age 15-18 bc of how much egyptians are hated here but i no longer tolerate it & i proudly express that im egyptian every single day
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Laila ☥
10 months
i hate ppl who unfollow me without removing me as a follower. like damn i’m not ur fan who tf do u think u are
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
5 months
that’s what i’ve been saying all along
@marosakhi
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5 months
I think men need women and women need men. Let’s just be real.
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
9 months
quentin tarantino are u behind this by any chance
@bigballscock69
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the person who made these was a freak why were we sucking toes
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
1 month
i used to always wanna have kids in my 20s but now i’m thinking it’s wiser to have them in my 30s tbh
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Laila ☥
5 months
everytime i go out w him i come home and i can’t stop smiling
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
8 months
what if we all collectively got rid of our smartphones and go back to living with the small nokia cellphones like we did when we were much younger
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
2 months
most amazing trip of my entire life. my screen time dropped by 85%, my mood is improved, amazing new friendships and connections made, never felt so happy and serene. life changing trip that i will cherish forever
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
8 months
3o2baly soon🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
@httpsosweet
mia
8 months
no longer a gf ‹𝟹
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Laila ☥
9 months
i need to get pregnant like rn
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Laila ☥
9 months
this generation scares me. apparently being called whore is romantic or something idk wtf is this😭 what happened to “if i were to kiss you then go to hell, i would. so then i can brag with the devils i saw heaven without ever entering it.”
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
5 months
just finished watching the docuseries “quiet on set” & i’m deeply shocked, disgusted & heartbroken that all these child actors had to go through this abuse. but especially drake bell whom i loved and grew up watching on “drake & josh”, who was horribly assaulted by a pedophile
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
8 months
just cancelled my new year eve plans and gonna stay home and journal instead
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
9 months
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
1 month
i was talking to my guy friend today and he was telling me about how when he was w his ex he didn’t find anyone else attractive and was actually repelled by other women. so ladies men like this really exist, never settle for less
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
9 months
people like you deserve to rot in the deepest darkest pits of hell
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Laila ☥
8 months
me and him
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
8 months
yk when u feel the need to cry but u just can’t?? like u feel so on edge you need a good cry but the tears aren’t coming in so it’s just a very uncomfortable feeling
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
2 months
can y’all pls comment ur age and ur dad’s age? i’m tryna see something. i’ll go first. i’m 22 and my dad is 57
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
10 months
one of my best friends who is palestinian just replied to my story saying this.“they’re trying to wipe out my entire blood”broke me down i am in tears.pls keep posting &showing ur support. our palestinian brothers &sisters need to know we’re always on their side fighting for them
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
10 months
i want to post what i posted on my insta on here as well
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Laila ☥
2 months
i miss korean food
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Laila ☥
5 months
bought a kaftan LMFAO
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
4 months
maybe astrology is real after all bc how did she predict this holy shit
@yungkalez
𝑺𝒕✩𝒓𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
1 year
drake prediction mid may 2024; if he is resistant to change, maturity + assuming an authoritative role, this will be extremely challenging. it makes me think of a shocking headline that reveals he’s actually an awful absent father or something, thus effecting his career —
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Laila ☥
9 months
2023 is the year of loss. i lost my uncle whom i was extremely close with, lost other family members throughout the year, my loved ones lost some of their loved ones too. and with the ongoing slaughter happening rn we’ve lost too many palestinian lives
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Laila ☥
3 months
kuwait has canes and chipotle now we just need for them to bring wingstop here to complete the holy trinity
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
9 months
dumb ass tweet
@drydragon_
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9 months
"girls who go to college without makeup"
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
9 months
why is everyone roasting her damn let shawty get that tattoo and still recite the quran have y’all never heard of the duality of man
@maplesyrupbvtch
🕸️
9 months
mom said i can get a tattoo if i promise to recite quran daily yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy crazyyyyyyyy happpppppyyyy
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
8 months
fuck twitter go buy a journal and write ur thoughts there. it’ll be 100% more cathartic plus it’ll be completely private which will give u the ability to be as honest as possible
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
9 months
i feel like my frontal cortex has fully developed bc i woke up a few days ago genuinely feeling logical and peaceful about things that have tormented me for years. i can’t explain it
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
8 months
those 2 ppl gonna get spoiled when i become rich
@Omegabot_
Omega
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Laila ☥
1 month
my prayers have been answered i just got invited to a lebanese wedding fuck yeahhhh🥳
@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
6 months
can anyone pls get married so i can go to a wedding? i’ve only ever been to two when i was like 5 or 6 years old. i wanna dress upppp and dance yall why is nobody tying the knot yet? we grown now
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Laila ☥
7 months
honestly? one of the best birthdays i’ve ever had. feeling blessed and grateful🙏🏼
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
5 months
that’s fascinating but also terrifying
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
5 months
Shark swallows diver's camera, captures video inside its body
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
1 year
this is proof that most men on twitter are really gay and the real men out there who don’t care about stretch marks are too busy getting pussy to hop on twitter and pick on women’s bodies lmfao
@provii8
Provii 🚀
1 year
Let’s not lie to ourselves, stretch marks are unattractive.
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
9 months
i can’t believe mary shelley was 18 years old when she wrote frankenstein and jane austen was 20 when she wrote pride and prejudice..
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
2 months
society convincing middle eastern girls that they need nose jobs and making them all look like the same person w a western plastic nose instead of their beautiful ethnic nose is so sickening
@moonrivah
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2 months
being middle eastern means taking pics of ur nose from different angles just to see if u rlly need that nose job
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
9 months
best egyptian vodka 💯
@RedEyedKrow
mullet activist
9 months
Boycott vibes #madeinegypt
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Laila ☥
5 months
i wanna get an eye of horus tattoo even tho it’s so basic and every egyptian girl has it
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
9 months
@antioediipus idk what you’re saying but i love jeff buckley
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
9 months
tab kosom twitter 3ala ely 3ayez yb2a 3ando public twitter account
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
8 months
2 things you should never EVER make fun of are people’s looks, and their financial situation. i always think low of ppl who make fun of one of those 2 things (or both). and it’s unfortunate to see so many of y’all make fun of ppl’s looks on a daily basis
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
10 months
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@delusionallaila
Laila ☥
7 months
dostoevsky got me fcked up at 6 in the mf morning
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