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𝑇𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™🇰🇪//Charismatic & Hilarious Mofo// Sigma man Detonator💀☆ Man United//back account ~ @dekim_kalvino

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Kudadake we rise again 😭😭if you can see this tweet follow me we grow again❤️
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1 year
Dear M-KOPA Ex wangu ametoa tracker kwa simu yenu. We're fixing this country!
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2 months
Kila interview ati Price of Unga...kwani Zakayo hudhani kila mtu ni Mluhya?🤔
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2 months
Nilipigwa ban ya one week juu ya kusema ruto akufe😂 i don't trust Elon anymore
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1 year
Me tu R Gachagua "Nimeendea ile pesa yangu serikali hutumia vile unataka"
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11 months
After dating whatever you are dating find yourself a man from MERU😊
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2 months
I wish July surprises me with five new girlfriends 😀
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1 year
Ni dem wangu pekee hajapata periods ama kuna delay countrywide?🙄
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8 months
Madem hizi mfuko ukuwa kwa trousers zenyu ni za kazi gani na hamnanga pesa?🤔
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1 year
Huku kmtc mambo imechemka😂na ndio tunategemea,chamani fug tem😩😂
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1 year
Unapiga luku unapata daro yako imebounce inabidi tu umeingia daro ya mafresher 😂
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1 year
Mabitches kila corner ni kama mungu aliniumba nikiwa umbwa🤤
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1 year
Her:Nikikupea usiende kutangaza Me:But jesus said 'go tell the world what u have seen'
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1 year
Ukipata ukimwi weka ring kwa mapua kama wenzako hatutaki confusion 😂
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@dekm_kalvino
8 months
Huku Ushago ni chai after chai after chai😂Ukiamka tu hivi kuna chai ya kungoja chai iive....Then kuna chai ya kukunywa after chai which is served with nduma or ngwashe.Ata ukiumwa na kichwa unapewa chai.Mkiboeka tu ivi kidogo mnakunywa chai😂
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11 months
First sign of a useless boyfriend is carrying a bluetooth speaker around.
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@dekm_kalvino
8 months
Ukienda kununua Gillette kwa supermarket, lazima ushike shike ndevu ndio wasikushuku😂😂Pole kwa wenye hawana🤭
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8 months
Unajipaka makeup for 2 hours na sisi tunataka kuona haga 😂
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8 months
Avoid visiting your fiance with your friend, one day your friend will visit him alone The enemy of a woman is another woman👌
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1 year
Ukona bae ama upewe number? 😂
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@dekm_kalvino
2 months
Kama hauna pesa kubali tu hauna pesa acha kudanganya ati wacha nione kitu nitafanya na akuna chenye unaeza fanya😂
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8 months
Having s*x is soo romantic but avoid shouting names like JESUS, OOH MY GOD, HOLY MARY...dear friend you are calling for punishment
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8 months
Nikiwa single hamnitext,nikishapata mnanitext hadi nashikwa😂Maumbwa nyinyi!!
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1 year
Instead of hiding your phone from your partner, why don't you just go and be with the person you secretly talk to..
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@dekm_kalvino
1 year
Mosquito net yangu iko karibu kuisha juu ya kushinda nimekata kipande ya kutumia kama kagunia ka kuoga na ya kuosha vyombo,mbu zinakujanga sherehe usiku zikicheka.
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10 months
Wale wamama walikua wananikiss nikiwa mdogo kwani mlikua mnataka kunitumia alafu mniache
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2 months
"I will love you nomata what" amekataa kwenda choo na gazette💔
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11 months
Ukifungia malaya na pastor kwa room moja hadi asubuhi nani atabadilika?
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8 months
Sometimes you need a sex partner not a relationship
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1 year
What is the full meaning of a.m & p.m
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2 months
Account imeenda pals😭😭nani akona appeal moja safi
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2 months
Aki wambui, I'm sorry, nirudishie ata kama ni mattress pekee natoka night shift napata hivi💔
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1 year
Lakini wakale wanakiss aje am just anxious 😀
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8 months
Girls urination sounds Primary-(tshiiiiiii...tshiiii) Form 1-2(tsaaaaaatsaaa) Form 3-4(waaaaaaah) Campus (Hoooooooo)😂
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1 year
Wtf yaani mzae ameeka dem yangu dp😭😭
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8 months
Kama dem yako hajawai kuchukulia loan huyo hakupendi vizuri 🤌😂
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1 year
Kuna mjaluo ametoa simu exam room kudhani anaibia kumbe anafuatilia story za Azimio,wtf is that waste of sin🚮
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8 months
Sometimes me huona badala ya polio nilidungwa viagra😂💀
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2 months
Sikuizi Kila dem nakatia ako na mtoi sijui nimerogwa😏
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2 months
Nduru za nje zinasema Jacob Juma alifake kifo yake, but i can't relate buanaa🤔
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2 months
Marry a man who is older than you so that by the time you're loosing your beauty, he is also loosing his eyesight
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2 months
Dear future wife for my house no makeup, no eyelashes,no mini-skirt, no TikTok, no Whatsapp only Facebook staki Magen Z kwangu
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1 year
Kumbe inatoanga maji mingi ivo??Waaah! akh hii tap
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2 months
@Ngafocus Mnifuate bana
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2 months
Kwani Ruto kuna watu amelipa? Hii ni kitu ya kufanya acc iende kweli?☹️sawa tu😞💔
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7 months
Biology teacher said sperms have sugary taste Sharon at the corner shouted uongoo😂
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Mimi naye ukiniomba keja ujue shot za kwanza tatu ni zangu
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@dekim_Kalvino Ety siku za mwizi ni arubaini n mm hapa naona n mwaka wa tano unaenda kuisha
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8 months
Which app is best to download and watch movies and series for free apart from moviebox???
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2 months
Hawa marichkid wako na ufala nimeguruma tumbo karibu na kitoto fulani cha cousin yangu kikaniambia"uncle nifunze kufanya ivo"😂💔
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2 months
Acha niweke hii avi mnikumbuke😭❤️
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1 year
After a Lady has eaten like 3 meats in the kitchen..she'll now put 2 for you and only 1 for herself and be forming "I don't eat much😂🤔
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8 months
Imgne ukiwa club Garrisa alafu mc aseme dj bunduki tuwamalize sasa💔
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2 months
Kama si kairo na hanifa sai ningekuwa napindua Charlene Ruto namwambia ainame nimpee chuma ya doshi
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1 year
Ukitolewa line ya recruitment walikuambia nini? 😂
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1 year
Hujainotice hiyo forehead yako inawezakusaidia kuvuta sigara kwa mvua🚮
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@_blaise250 Am following. BAck
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𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗮 𝘄𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘀*𝘅 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗺𝗲𝗻.
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"Tutaweka billioni hamsini kwa hawa Bodaboda na Mama Mboga hawa., tutawatoa kwa CRB na fuliza..Si namna hiyo?Ama namna gani... Hiyo pesa itakuwa bila interest si namna hiyo wangwana? Acha nione kwa mikono..mikono..mikono mikono👋👋. salaaale.. kumbe nyinyi ni watu wangwana.."
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@Evanmemba I fb asap
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I saw this in my cousin room, and she said its a rechargeable hammer🙄
Tweet media one
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@Macosta2547 I fb ASAP
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Namwita sleep over ,,ghasia anakuja na mtoto kwani kwangu ni clinic😞
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Do President's wife moan 🤔 relax i will confirm this tomorrow
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