@KiannaBanana
!!!!!! the puke blowjobs made me laugh, i sincerely cannot imagine being in the same space ad these vapid bitches!!! and Katie is just......God i am so fucking bored of Katie
@PBandJenelley_1
@TheAshleysRR
@ElleB_official
i like when you weaponize somebody’s legal name as if it’s a secret..much like your husband’s charges..oh wait, i have a list right here of what all he’s been charged with!!
@AugustKeenJr
to be fair, DAVID SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED NEAR CHILDREN PERIOD. but i feel like if Jen's ever sober enough to take her, poor girl should have an outlet...Behemoth Child Strangler has to stay on The Land
@AugustKeenJr
@PBandJenelley_1
so thiiiiisss is why the spanx were cutting into your spine yesterday, bc Tori's undeniably 1. hot, 2. sexy, 3. bisexual & not actively living in denial, and 4. STUNNINGLY GORGEOUS IN THE FOREHEAD AND CHIN REGIONS SPECIFICALLY.
i'm crushing idc.
Imagine knowing your husband physically assaulted your kid, staying with him, defending him & continuing to fund his pathetic existence then get on social media & gloat that he got away with it.
Sigh, I can’t be Jenelle Evans
@Aspitalieri
@AugustKeenJr
calling a woman whom you have -364726% chances of bedding “the little slut” is so sexually charged it’s BONKERS, let’s talk about that Brendan, come, sit.
the way David would have to fully consent to her moving w/ E outside state lines is why Jenelle moving house is laughable. she can’t even go back to Myrtle Beach & take up residence without his permission, my
#1
dumb bitch strikes again
@lTweetStuff
@sallyseesall222
oooh noooo, my hatters, guys we have to pack up our whole investigation!!! here we go, walking away bc no ring cam footage here i go 🗣️🤙🏽
Farrah, there is no fucking way you’ve got me out here having to explain how you’re just as shit of a parent as Jenelle is, an equally terrible human. i have no clue who would sub to either of you
wow what a wonderful morning to have all our kids in our custody, almost 11 years straight!! my husband's allowed to be in the house w my son, & is not getting a hall pass for drunken shenanigans w/ 0 Jenelle & 0 responsibilities
normally he has to call ppl to mow the land
it's so attractive to be employed and have money making opportunities that don't include the James Duffy Tit Job exposure....god it feels so good to not embarrass my *imaginary* children on a public platform
@_AnonHater_
@lTweetStuff
my babies, my niece & nephew, stay warm, cozy, happy, well-fed & well-mannered, & comfortable in mine & my partner's presence!!! 0/2 have been taken/displaced from their lives!!! hbu, how's David's son doing?? y'all are down 3/5 kids total, right, Flaps??
@TheOnlyYupYup
scrapegoat think of the other attendees of your funeral....you wouldn't want to gas them out with Fresh Off The Plane Kuwaití Funcle Stench
@AugustKeenJr
david, don’t forget to include that she thinks she’s going to take YOUR CHILD to Florida without a hitch, also that she’s been very vocal about you & the women you converse with, bc she’s not whatsoever scared of you
@KiannaBanana
@_AnonHater_
man my momma has never once in 25.5 YEARS, looked away from freshly birthed me with utter contempt, annoyance, and "over it" as she is about her first born son
@_AnonHater_
once again begging the question, WILL k&E ever get to have a normal life? nope, can't even give her a sport/activity without someone being a freak about it
@DEADizDEAD
and for some well-intentioned constructive criticism
FFG LET THAT SIDE PONY G O, IT HAS SERVED ITS TIME ON THE FRONT LINES!!!! SOME REST FOR OUR WORN OUT SOLDIER PLEASE GOD
!!!! WE ARE 6 DAYS POST OP, NO WONDER E IS SWOLLEN AS ALL DAY!! a pic of E on a normal day & then today after eating chips on a sandwich omg that poor baby!!!
these have been taken from the Jenelle Evans Modeling Agency Lookbook, lmk ur thoughts
tori, lmk what time you're tryna go to the Ke$ha concert, okay? i don't have jail or nothin!!!
@MockingJanay
by putting him last every single time without fail, choosing drugs, dick, douchebags, David, and nearly the worst imaginable, OVER JACE'S WELL-BEING
@Fetal_Mistake
Jenelle, this woman is the love of your life whether you want to accept it or not, she will love you regardless of how shitty you are to your children & everybody else, you’ll always be her
#1
superstar
@Chickie819
@AugustKeenJr
miss ma'am is getting high as giraffe's nuts while her children are away, Uber Eats food to their schools, God those kids must be starved for any kind of real connection
@MockingJanay
on Facebook....making pennies from clickbait links her 3 shitty mothers-"fans" of hers click on; spent a FULL DECADE collecting $500-600,000 in Viacom bread. ALL that comes crashing down for her racist child strangling SMALL DICKED huzzbin?? dreams do come true 🤍🎩
i hear my Big Sistur J is deleting comments faster than i'd be able to post one....does my good friend NelleBells need a personal one?? i give good face, aka i'm pretty, lmk if you need to talk🤥😑
@mariposa_d_amor
meth and heroin from a young age would be my guess, along with hiding a child abusing, son-strangling huzzbind MUST put the years on someone, as irresponsible & childish as Nelley Belly is, but in all seriousness..??
alcoholeeeee
@PeetzFleshlight
also, drove everyone around her away by the sheer fact that she is unpleasant to be around/ they were Beck's friends to begin with anyway, bc Beck seems quite likable!! maybe a little awkward but i think they'd be nice.
i have no desire to be around ALR even in theory
@CaptPiccard
as Jenelle Evans Eason has demonstrated time & time again for a decade and a half,
if the makeup artist hates you, that's how i know you're a cunt🥰
@notlivbenson
let me do everything i can to legally get him arrested and carted away in the paddywagon *In Front Of “Our” Children* if he does attempt contact, and then call him a POS for abiding by the RESTRAINING ORDER YOU, MOTHER JENELLE, put in place!? he’s fucked either way
@elegantwasted
the conversation was entirely the conversation and CLAIMING she's had papers filed since 2/22/24, untrue as it's JUST been confirmed nothing has been filed legally, she just kicked him out & went online begging for ass pats as per usual
@LaColombiana666
KARL, YOU MAKE MORE THAN ALL OF YOUR BABY’S FATHERS COMBINED
BUY YOURSELF THE FUCKING MARC JACOBS BAG OR WHATEVER ELSE YOU WANT, AND KEEP IT PUSHING!!
also chris hates you lmao?? so why him??
i wanna be a fish bowl, let my lil sea monkey girl baby swim around in my womb & then not have to raise a whole ass other person when i’m not even 26; yes i’m just high & yes i’d love y’all’s pregnancy stories if you’d like to share them!!!
parenthood done right is precious