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@dee4real88

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Mind ya own shit. 🇰🇳I’m not from London either

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Joined March 2009
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Got a new manager at work and he said he doesn’t believe in working from home and wants the office back in 5 days a week from Monday. I never seen so many resignation letters in my life
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A woman came to my office for an interview and was there for ages, I asked her who her interview was with and she said the Microsoft team, I said we don’t have a team called that. Turns out it should’ve been via “Microsoft teams” 🤦🏾‍♂️ she ain’t getting that job
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I wouldn’t go back to work again. Just take early retirement
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Looooooool go home ROGER
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They’ll send you to Ukraine, don’t do it
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I wanna try that £99 wowcher surprise holiday
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Yo all Cineworld films are £3 this Saturday coming. Including 4dx. Plus all snacks are discounted for world film day
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Man said he went to the Gulag to tell us what it’s like
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@dee4real88
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My manager said to us a team of drivers, if you hit a bridge, hand your notice in there and then.
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Shayne.
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Avoid catford bridge. A B&M trucks slightly tipped and got stuck Being told it will be so for the next 3-4hrs.
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I wouldn’t get back up until sunset 😩
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People who spit on the pavement 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠
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She’s 28 is trending! 😩😩😩 oi you lot are fucking rude Yano 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@DiDi_3090 Help who 🤣🤣🤣 someone that ditzy isn’t getting in my car
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Lil bad ass 😂😂😂😂😂
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Man took a L from a wasp 😩😩
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See it deh
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I PASSED MY HGV EXAMS 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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@Aish_81 His mrs is the alpha male
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This is fucked up. No child should have to go through this 🤬
@_SJPeace_
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Palestinian child dodging a stun grenade thrown on him by Israeli occupational forces in occupied Jerusalem.💔 THIS IS ISRAEL! FREE PALESTINE! 😭
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@theroyalcmw Pre heat for 1 minute and that’s only cause I’m still finishing off preparing the food 😩
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I absolutely HATE using this dyson hand dryer. I think they’re fucking disgusting
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Have no idea what Dyson was thinking making this kind of urinal. 2/10. Super unsanitary.
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Is dat @ashanti on a soca beat thoooo 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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Carnival had them speakers jumping jumping
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Someone said matts bbq come like they said candyman 5 times 😩😩
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@Jazmine__x More than fired, you get 6 points on your license minimum and you lose your lorry licence, as well as the company you work for they can end up losing their operating license (which could make hundreds of people redundant instantly)
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Imagine yeah. Me and my bredrin went to get Caribbean food from a very small takeaway shop in Birmingham last night and they have a secret night club upstairs 😂😂 yooo we never got our food, but we had a good time tho 😩😂😂
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@Jazmine__x Because before you get your license you’re taught how to make sure it doesn’t happen, you’re then taught after you pass how to avoid low bridges every 5 years, more time it happens cause drivers use their phones instead of lorry sat navs
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Bro that back pack went everywhere with me. Ricki Lake was the ting too 🤣🤣🤣
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Savage_Dan_ Not this again 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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IT’S FRIDAYYYY IN THIS BITCHHHH
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ANYTHING 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 @verzuzonline
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It’s my burffffffday 🤫 Another year younger than the last one 🤷🏾‍♂️
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🤣🤣🤣 they’re both going to JAIL jail........ look how loud she’s singing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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PAY DAY ✅ OUT OF OFFICE ON ✅ 10 DAYS OFF WORK ✅ CREDIT CARD FULLY PAID OFF ✅ DEBT FREEEEEEEE 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 id close the front door to laugh after her
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And not a word said since
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
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Pretty crazy view of the Nashville bombing site...
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@Ryan_Colaco @LifeOfAls Bro that is disgraceful
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@Mik3z_ It’s gonna be swept under the rug unfortunately
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Bludclart 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Let Timbaland get a hold of that beat and it’s a fucking wrap
@notcapnamerica
chris evans
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Ok nephew. Stunt on the uncles a bit
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He said “IM ACTUALLY FINE!” like it was their fault 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This verzuz reminds me of these scrolling belts
@verzuzonline
VERZUZ TV
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THIS SATURDAY! @SMOSS vs @SOULJABOY 🔥 You ready!? 🗓 Saturday, June 26, 5PM PT / 8PM ET Watch in the  @triller  app, on your TV with the  @fitetv  app, or on our IG. Drinks by  @Ciroc #VERZUZ
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@Kardo_sg Bless. She just wanted to boogie. She Neva came for no dance routine 😫😫
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Soooo Range Rover mom has got competition from Jaguar pops? Ahlie
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@Themlotsdad Exactly. Talking like parents aren’t allowed to help their kids out where possible
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The most hated race on the planet
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I wonder if the relationship is over? 🤔
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Some more cardio in the bag. Spin class tun up again 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
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@Jazmine__x And the police can prosecute you for the cost of repairing the bridge
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I really don’t want to work anymore. Bring on retirement 😩
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🎈🎈🎈Appy b day to me I suppose
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Lmaooo who did this 😂😂😂😂😂
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I got promoted at work. Ya boys happy for the weekend 😃
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He said it himself. Just passing the message on
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@RowKelz I did it once cause I wanted a break from working loooool
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We just had a WHOLE MONTH of rain and people are moaning about sun??
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Nah the dog is on banter 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
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This isn’t my house before anyone asks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Nope. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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💪🏾Keep going💪🏾
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Sometimes I go gym, sometimes I don’t 🤷🏾‍♂️
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On my tourist shitttttttttt
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The hero came outta nowhere
@DanielPAldrich
Daniel P. Aldrich urbanists.social/web/@dpaldrich
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Plane delayed for hard to understand reasons
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@yesitsangeldee I think it’s one of those double decker lorries where the height increases in the middle. Like this one
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I’ll be honest, I don’t wanna work my way to the top, I just want to win the lottery and FUCKKKKKK OFFFFFF
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20 notifications a second since this morning 😩😩😩😩😩
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Drop a pic of you that looks like an album cover
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@JavonReal2
JAVON NEW ACCOUNT‼️ 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
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Drop a pic of you that looks like an album cover
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I’m not sure what the end goal was, but that weren’t it!
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Lmaooo no fucking way. Her man walked in the kitchen and caught her twerking for @Swarmz__ 😂😂😂
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@Unlocatable1 She hates you 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Imagine the same manager that goes around the office telling people to put their phones away, just opened one of those loud sex noise videos. He’s now sitting there pretending it didn’t happen 😂😂😂😂
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What song as a child did you have no business singing/knowing?? I’ll go first 😬
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Imagine I ordered a refurbished iPhone 12 Pro Max from Amazon and they sent me a brand new one by mistake for £500 😊
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Nahhhh I can’t stop laughing @Swarmz__ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Rasta just a skip skip skip and do nothing but bring shame
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Internet before the internet
@MoSalhan
Mohamud Salhan
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Can’t believe some of you don’t know what this is
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FUCK NO!
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Todays gym sesh was 👎🏾 heart weren’t in it
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Everyday. Especially if I miss the best bit. We go again!
@kayleegolding_
Your Favourite Gyal From Brum 🚨
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Do you ever restart a song because you got distracted and wasn’t appreciating the song enough?
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Had my final exam today and thank fuckkkkkkk for that. I can finally relax in the evenings. Onwards and upwards 💥💥💥💥
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Banquet to backside 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
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Today my little sister gets married to her fiancé. I also have to do a speech, pray I don’t get wicked on the mic 🎤 🤣🤣🤣 Dear weather, be kind today 🤞🏾
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Road rage in Italy is DIFFERENT 😳 what in the terminator 2 is going on here then
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@OdedRechavi
Oded Rechavi
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Tenure
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@CostelloSalome I wish I was making it up. When I realised what she had done I literally did this 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️
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@lychizzle Bruh reading is fundamental
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@laclezette I’ve not met him yet, but my colleagues said he’s rude as fuck
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@Aish_81 Only real Rasta man know this song. 😂😂😂😂😂
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@HalfbakedDre Like …… how does this even end up on your timeline bro???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Give it a few more weeks and dinosaurs will be making a comeback
@SkyNews
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Dolphins have been spotted in this Istanbul waterway due to a fall in boat traffic. They're not usually seen in these waters. Watch more of today's videos:
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Nothing left to talk about 👌🏾
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For me summer is officially over once Notting hill carnival is done on the Monday 😩
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Good! Prince Andrew you next!
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
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🚨 NEW YORK (AP) — British socialite Ghislaine Maxwell convicted of helping American financier Jeffrey Epstein sexually abuse teenage girls.
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I’m sorry, did I read that correctly 😳
@PopBase
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Elon Musk’s father, Errol Musk, announces he has welcomed a second child with his stepdaughter - who he raised since she was 4 years old. “The only thing we are on Earth for is to reproduce.”
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