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Kalvin Phillips kissing his runner-up medal as soon as he got it and then being the only player alongside Jordan Henderson to watch Italy lift the trophy says a lot about him. Top class player, top class attitude. One of the few England players I'm actually disappointed for.

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2 years

We're off to Wembley while these are off to Mark Noble's retirement party 👍

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6 months

• Caicedo own goal to win us the League Cup. • Beat Everton in the FA Cup final. • Kompany vs Leicester type goal from Gomez to win the league. Jürgen chins Paul Tierney, gets sent off and climbs in the Kop. • Beat Leverkusen to win Europa and Xabi joins in our celebrations.

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3 years

Etihad Stadium capacity = 55,097. Attendance last night = 38,062. First Champions League game back with fans, after over a year without them. New £100m signing on show after reaching the final last year. Tickets were on Wowcher and UNiDAYS for £12.50. Tiny, pathetic club.

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Yeah but the thing is Ste when I was 12 outside Melwood you were signing autographs from your car window and drove over my foot and proper pastied my brand new Nike web. So karma works in mysterious ways. Also you got seated before me in Aintree Nandos and I'd been waiting longer

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Mind Blowing 🤯 Stephen Warnock on the Champions League squad list swap that cost him his love for Liverpool and £200k😳

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6 months

How long have you got

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6 months

What do you believe is the most corrupt moment in football?

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4 years

I will never ever forget the day some fella came on a tour at Anfield, raised his scarf in the air and started swaying side to side singing 'You Are Not Alone' by Michael Jackson, thinking it was our anthem.

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3 years

I feel sorry for anyone who doesn't have Twitter

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5 years

Scenes tomorrow when Klopp is on the Kop singing Si Señor with a ciggie in his mouth

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Reply to this with one photo that should be in a football museum 📸👇

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4 years

Dear blue noses. Never forget your manager loves Liverpool Football Club and gave Jürgen a bottle of wine congratulating him for winning the European Cup with the mighty reds. Now get back to celebrating a draw and injuring a player. Tiny club.

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3 years

Estonia goalscorer is the scousest player going

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2 months

Between the seasons 17/18 and 22/23, Arsenal played Man City 12 times in the Premier League. Man City won all 12 of those games. Shut the fuck up.

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All we ask is for the rest of the premier league sides to show up against Manchester City next season just like they do against Arsenal. Nothing much.

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3 years

But it's "Feeeed the scousersss, let them know it's Christmas time" 🎶 am I right Britain? You massive bunch of thick twats

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3 years

Liverpool will launch their 'Operation Christmas Magic' project soon, - Sending 1,150 food hampers to local families. - Providing 1,000+ free meals. - Donating £12,000 worth of toys. - Inviting 500+ residents for Xmas dinner at Anfield. Amazing work!💪🔴 [Via - @henrywinter ]

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4 years

Blocked so many people today. People following The Scum or people wanting Wijnaldum, Henderson, Firmino, Salah and Klopp out of the club. What the actual fuck 😖 Some people's football opinions and lack of knowledge are intolerable. Can't be dealing with these clowns.

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2 years

التهمت مئويات جثة ماجي بالكامل ، وعاد آرثر قريبًا ، ويُنظر إلى ساندر بيرج على أنه بديل محتمل لبيلينجهام. الحياة جيدة #LFC 🇶🇦🔜✅️ [via @_pauljoyce ]

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2 years

I'm seeing people among us who are writing off Cody Gakpo after 2 games but still backing Naby Keita to come good after 5 seasons. Be careful out there reds.

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3 years

You trying to make me fucking cry or what Jesus Christ 😭

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4 years

Since Liverpool last won the league I've: Been fired out of a cock. Squeezed out of a vagina. Done my GCSEs. 5 years of higher education. Passed my driving test. A bee stung my ass. Almost died in a car crash. Had 16 jobs. Lived in Canada. Had coitus with a female. I'm ready.🏆

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3 years

Here's something that money can't buy.

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3 years

The Kop was on form yesterday aswell. Nothing beats that feeling of grabbing a stranger and going absolutely nuts with them when we score 😂❤

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4 months

Tuesday: Dummett ignores the ball, wrestles Young to the ground = penalty Today: Same thing, Gvardiol on Eze = no penalty Last month: Doku touches the ball before kicking Mac Allister in the chest = no penalty Today: Lamptey touches the ball first then takes Jesus down = penalty

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5 months

No Salah, no Alisson, no Jota, no Nunez, no Trent, no Jones, no Matip, no Thiago, no Szoboszlai, no Bajcetic, lost Gravenberch but Jūrgen Klopp is still delivering trophies for Liverpool FC against a billion pound squad. The man is on another planet. Unbelievable that 🏆🔴

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3 years

Fella just asked which train to get to see Old Trafford. I joked about seeing a real stadium at Anfield and he said he's going tomorrow for the game. He said he's a Liverpool fan but "Old Trafford is a must see". Proper fans can't get tickets and divs like him are in the ground🤢

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3 years

Working at Anfield and having access to player areas in the stadium has always been amazing, but being able to actually walk on the pitch is genuinely a dream come true. The two loves of my life ❤🔴

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4 years

Everton Football Club have announced that they will be giving 1500 seats to NHS workers for every home game next season. A spokesperson for the NHS has said: "Thank you, but don't you think we've already suffered enough?"

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4 years

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2 years

Absolutely sick of the clowns on here claiming local Liverpool fans hate fans from outside of Liverpool, and some even claiming scouse reds are racist. Or those "I've been a Liverpool fan for 30 years" tweets. Nobody is assed where anyone is from. People making stuff up for likes

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2 years

Fuck right off. That is handball. This is why City win the league. Countless bullshit decisions in their favour every single season they've won it. Can't believe that. Chris Kavanagh the most corrupt ref in the league, more than enough evidence to investigate that cheating cunt

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3 years

@Aiyic It's one of the most classless, spoilt brat things the modern day footballer does so it was refreshing to see Phillips keep his on. It meant something to him. He's come a long way in 2 years. He should be proud. Harry Kane should be made up to get a medal 😂

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3 years

This is on my snapchat memories from 2019 in Madrid. Wenger giving us a thumbs up for beating Spurs 😂

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3 years

Ruben Dias

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2 years

@BAKETHEBEST No way. That's class

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4 years

Anfield Tours are back on! Loads of social distancing measures in place with restricted numbers but still the same tour. Come and talk football with us 🔴

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4 years

People seem to have enjoyed this. Other classics on the tour include: "Which stand is the Kip?" "Why are there only two goals?" "Why are the seats red?" "Why isn't Pogba's shirt in the changing room?" "Who is Steven Gerrard?" "Who is Kenny Dalglish?" I've heard and seen a lot.

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4 years

Pitch been dug up today. Goodbye to those lily pad blotches. As always, a brand new carpet will be ready for the new season 👍🔴

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1 year

@borussia_en @dickson87

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4 years

Few people saying some of our fans are mocking Pep's mother's death. I haven't seen any on my timeline, so please screenshot their tweets to name and shame them so the rest of us can ensure we block them. Not real Liverpool or football fans.

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3 years

There truly is no better place on Earth 🔴🏟

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7 months

If the fella who got off in the 80th minute vs Fulham and 82nd minute vs Utd tries to get off early today he's getting stone cold stunnered on the stairs

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3 years

All set for it's first appearance on The Kop tomorrow. The new look Support & Believe banner. Up the fucking reds 🔴

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4 years

The difference 2 weeks makes

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4 years

Imagine the uproar if this was Salah or Mané. Sterling, Bruno Fernandes, Kane & Grealish do this every game and nobody bats an eyelid. Coady last week at Anfield aswell - referee watched it on VAR monitors numerous times and didn't even book him! Cheating, corrupt, biased league.

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2 years

@AnfieldEdition Quarter of a million followers and using your platform to encourage everyone to slag off our players and spread negativity. What purpose does this tweet genuinely serve? The saddest debate going. This is a collective issue, no need to single anyone out.

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3 years

The best two English players of the past 20 years were scousers by the way.

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5 months

You just know he sat there Sunday watching the emotion and connection between players, manager and fans jealous as fuck that he'll never get that at City. He's won the lot, nobody is assed and the most memorable moment in City's history was Aguero in 2012. That must kill him

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🔵 Guardiola on Carabao Cup: "I still remember when I arrived at City, Brian Kidd told me: Carabao Cup, don’t pay attention! Play young players, nobody cares… Sir Alex Ferguson was always, eugh it doesn’t matter”. “Phwoar, I don’t know what happened in the last years!”.

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4 years

Martin Tyler chatting we should be giving Chelsea a guard of honour because it was them who confirmed the title for us. Is he fucking messin? Started already hasn't he? Horrible bitter twat

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6 months

@lfcstudgee Jermaine Pennant

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4 years

If you could send a Premier League winner's medal to one former Liverpool player who played for us in the Klopp era, who would you say is most deserving? 🥇🔴

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4 years

5 years today since me Grandad passed. Die hard red but couldn't pronounce player's names for shit 😂 Torres was Taurus, Suarez was Sworris, Morientes was Dickhead. Like all of us, he was devastated in 2014. Wish he could've witnessed this team managed by Klopp. Miss ya mate 🙏

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4 years

Liverpool Football Club. Champions of everything. It doesn't get better than this 🔴🏆🏆🏆🏆🔴

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3 years

Didi Hamann is fully cancelled. The audacity to be given the honour to represent Liverpool Football Club, be educated on our history as a city, yet be a shameless Tory who talks shit about us regularly but expects reds fans to still love him. Get to fuck

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4 years

If you're out celebrating our title win on the Pier Head, pick up your fucking shit. Not hard to keep a carrier bag for cans and that. Don't embarrass us.

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4 months

@davyrug They take 6 minutes reviewing that for us and disallow it. Why were they showing replays of the cross he put in for Rodri?

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2 years

The let off for this goal was one of the best. The Kop was shaking. Something so sweet about beating these. Genuine bad blood between the clubs. Straight into them from the off reds. Absolutely despise their fanbase more than any other.

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4 years

Man Utd fan in disguise posing as a Liverpool fan to mock Pep's mother's death. Report this muppet.

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4 years

First time at Anfield since we became Champions of England. The best place in the world. Can't wait for the day we're all here roaring our heads off watching the Champion Reds turn teams over again ❤

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If you're planning to go to Anfield today for any other reason than to support the team in getting a massive win, don't fucking bother. Not the time for a daft protest, don't embarrass the rest of us. One of the biggest games of our season, the only focus should be the game.

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1 year

@Everton How are we

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3 years

"Ye forking wot mert? Scouse cunt!"

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2 years

I've been too emotional and struggled to articulate my thoughts so have been retweeting others views on what happened last night. Still processing what I witnessed pre-match. What should have been one of the best nights of our lives unfairly and avoidably turned into a nightmare.

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4 years

Absolutely fitting that Liverpool Football Club are going to win the Premier League in the 96th minute ❤ #JFT96

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4 years

Liverpool have signed a relegated player in each of the last FIVE summer transfer windows. 2015 Ings (Burnley) 2016 Wijnaldum (Newcastle) 2017 Robertson (Hull) 2018 Shaqiri (Stoke) 2019 Elliott (Fulham) I expect Jamal Lewis (Norwich) to keep this pattern going in 2020. 🔴

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5 months

If the Kop doesn't look like this on Wednesday we're doing it wrong

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@abbey1878 Put a pair of jeans and a polo on 😂

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3 years

MANCHESTER CITY HAVE DRAWN A PREMIER LEAGUE SIDE IN A DOMESTIC CUP DRAW

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11 months

Images that precede unfortunate events

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4 years

My heads gone after learning David Ginola is an anagram for Vagina Dildo

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3 years

Let's talk @SteveNicol61

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2 years

Love the way he sent Olsen and Konsa for an ice cream with one touch then megged Mings. What a fella

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2 years

The touch 😮 Sublime.

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1 year

Ewan Benson. Hope this little rat is set on fire

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3 years

No chance this country gets back to normal in June with the absolute dickheads that live in it constantly showing how incapable they are of making a temporary selfless sacrifice. Feel sorry for everyone who've actually done all this properly since last year. Fuck the rest of you

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4 years

Fabinho outstanding at CB ✅ Thiago debut and looked class ✅ Mané off the mark ✅ Alisson's first penalty save ✅ Tough away fixture boxed off ✅ 3 points ✅ Fat Frank sat on his ass sulking ✅ Chelsea humbled ✅ Up the fucking reds 👌🔴 let's have some garlic bread

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4 years

Ragnar Klavan had Cristiano Ronaldo in his back pocket last night.

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25 days

Having my brekky a few tables away from Slot in the Titanic here 😅

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10 months

Absolutely gutted for Klopp and the players there. As soon as City lost, the refs had decided who won this game. Never a sending off for Jones, Diaz goal onside, Jota first yellow because Udogie fell over his own legs. Proud of our team but devastated for them. Corruption wins.

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This makes me sick yano. Imagine we just turned a 2 goal deficit around in a big game. Anfield would be rocking. This lot stand there clapping like a child has just played Twinkle Twinkle Little Star successfully on the flute

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4 years

@CapitalLivNews Not even a scouser. Shock!

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@JamesPearceLFC That's a money decision rather than a football one. Williams needs game time and Phillips is far better cover. Absolute joke

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4 years

Nike starting to make their mark at Anfield 🔴☑

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4 years

Remember Virgil injured James Rodriguez so badly he missed 0 seconds of football? Mad that

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@JamesPearceLFC

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Disgrace that Nunez and even Gakpo get the attention and scrutiny they get if they underperform while £85m Antony is one of the worst players I've seen in a Man Utd shirt. Attitude fucking stinks everytime he lost the ball he stood there waving his arms about. Bad news him 💩

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@MetroUK Good lad. Milk it for all it's worth. I'd be signed off work with stress doing interviews for This Morning until Ronaldo opened his wallet to shut me up

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Waited my entire life for this 😘🔴🏆

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Is right @IanByrneMP ✊️ #SupportTheStrikes #ProtectTheRightToStrike

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QUADRUPLE DREAM STILL ALIVE

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"Come on City" scarf in some street by County Road 🤢🤢🤢 what the living fuck

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4 years

When 34 year old stand-in right back James Milner empties his pockets tonight

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2 years

I love how Gerrard used to just think "Fuck the build up play, I'm just lashing this one in"

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2 years

I didn't think I'd be saying this but Paris📦✅️ Get me in that fucking ground. We're winning number 7 🔴🏆

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Here's a pic of me and The Kop embracing Joel Matip when he scored against Arsenal in August. I miss this.

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Andy Robertson playing on with a strapped up foot to play the way he did blows my mind. £8m from Hull City. Absolute Duracell bunny. Player of the season up to now. Best left back in the world.

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@BBCSport Why've we hidden my comment then @BBCSport ?

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Disallowed my goal for fuck all did ya? I'LL FUCKIN DO IT AGAIN THEN

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2 years

That kick afterwards followed by the elbow after grappling him to the floor. No foul, no discussion about it afterwards, no retrospective action will be taken. Absolutely despicable. That rat, Anthony Taylor and the linesman are a disgrace.

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@DaveOCKOP yess.. really

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How can I be more pissed off with a 2-2 draw at Goodison than getting beat 7-2 by Aston Villa?

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