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Deborah Ross

@deborahross

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international woman of no mystery whatsoever.

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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
5 years
Portrait of Lady on Fire, which opens in cinemas today, is wonderful and solely about two women and I wish they’d tell men’s stories like this. Oh wait, 1917. Oh wait, The Irishman. Oh wait, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Oh, wait, The Two Popes. Oh wait, The Lighthouse...
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
10 years
Well, this is one way of telling her..... http://t.co/DpGcTYHAYg
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
7 years
Oh God, yet another thing for women to worry about. But I do want to keep my looks and figure so will be stepping up the dreaming from now on.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
8 years
Glad someone brought this up...
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
11 years
I call this The Breathing Out Then Breathing In Diet http://t.co/B7bSRy5AQH
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
4 years
@KateRobbins ⁩ this is what I have to live with, Kate. On the wall! (Wrexham v Arsenal, FA Cup, ‘92)
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
5 years
Can anyone offer a Pale Horse explainer? Totally baffled.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
8 years
We've heard lately from the scaremongers and the hatemongers and the warmongers but what do the fishmongers have to say….?
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
6 years
Poor Hugh obviously has Pepperoni Pizza Disease...fatal?. #poldark
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
6 years
@MarkEvansTV
Dr Mark Evans
7 years
‘If you love dogs, don’t watch #Crufts ’. Well said @deborahross It isn’t all bad but the freak show ‘beauty pageant’, and the perverted K9 eugenics that underpins it, is unforgivable in the 21stC. Surely we can come up with a better way to celebrate man’s best friend. #muttimesup
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
5 years
@allisonpearson In future, if it’s not a country house where everyone has a motive I don’t want to know.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
8 years
Please note: I am not, have never been, will never be an American politician. You want @DeborahRossNC
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
4 years
@guywalters I apologise for making such an assumption with no proof. It was rash, sexist and unforgivable. I hope to do better in the future...
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
12 years
A take on the Mary Beard hoo-ha, in honour of @wmarybeard and @clarebalding1 http://t.co/bTwovDnW
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
7 years
@MarkEvansTV It does truly sicken me and I don’t understand WHY IT DOESN’T SICKEN EVERYBODY. How can anyone can behind a dog that can’t breathe etc?
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
1 year
@adilray I’m assuming you didn’t read it? It’s not a defence. It’s clearly the opposite. Every comment under the column understands I’m horrified. Yet your opinion on something you haven’t read is gaining traction. ….
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
6 years
@Lord_Sugar Stop with the tweets and just send me the sweets. (Will they fit through my letterbox?)
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
10 years
Thought for the day: When Rosetta was launched, Windows 3 was dominant operating system and internet was still dial-up.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
11 years
Geordie friend once said to me:'I've got a potato clock' Years later, asked if he still had it. Turns out he got up at eight o'clock.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
11 years
When I read 'Sharon' dies my first reaction was: who'd have thought Ozzy would outlive her. Think I have passed today's Shallow Test.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
10 years
The glory days of smoking. (Daily Mirror, 1930, as found in my loft). http://t.co/oNbWrfgEN5
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
1 year
@PriyamvadaGopal I think you'll find the many comments underneath understand it's satire. The fact is, you condemned without reading, have accused someone of racism over a clearly anti-racist piece, and are now trying to justify that.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
8 years
Dog people, @Gett_UK are fixed fare black cabs that take dogs. (Under 'instructions to driver' just put 'have dog')
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
4 years
@Sathnam Thanks, Sathnam. Have also been locked down with two nieces. One day we will compare notes! (Typical question: ‘why do you have to clean bathroom when it’s only water?’). Xx
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
11 years
How Not To Get Old on C4 puts back feminism by 467 years, say experts.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
8 years
Is this Downton Abbey does Queen #Victoria ?
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
9 years
Seriously, can't wait. Gambon as Godfrey! And the rest! http://t.co/JZDslwPtDg
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
13 years
Gays ARE a real threat to family values: http://t.co/qR1xN26I
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
8 years
Apple Tree Yard-ers, would you describe Yvonne as 'a victim'?
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
6 years
Is it ok to take dog out for 10 mins in this heat? Walked early this morning but weather is not cooling off ‘till 9pm and he has always refused to wee/poo in garden….not asking for a friend.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
11 years
My dog's resolution to 'stop blithely wandering around with a massive boner' isn't going so well.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
11 years
Please, no more Xmas recipes. It's only a roast dinner.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
12 years
Halloween: the ancient, pagan festival of turning off all the lights and pretending to not be in.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
8 years
The 'Spot the Queen's tear competition' seems to have been won. No point entering now.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
11 years
Cameron wearing suit jacket with matching trousers, tie and shoes (two) to conference today. I never notice what the women wear. Who does?
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
8 years
Petition: Prevent Donald Trump from making a State Visit to the United Kingdom.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
10 years
The Other Woman is topping box office in America. Am going to have to kill myself. Seriously. http://t.co/XaLTN1UL8Y via @spectator
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
10 years
Reacquainted with my childhood Haggadah (pub '63) and still spooked by little girl's suspender top.... http://t.co/YiVmNvYG3q
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
12 years
I dreamed this morn I dreamed i wanted lamb chops for tea. I had lamb chops for tea. Don't let anyone tell you your dreams can't come true.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
10 years
Lovely old farmhouse table to give away. 6ftx3ftx2.5ft. But..um...must be collected by Weds. North London. http://t.co/uiL1fs0Ope
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
11 years
I'd love a PPI refund. I hope someone calls me out of the blue about this, but what are the chances?
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
11 years
Are the people who have already booked all the Xmas supermarket delivery slots the same people who always get the sofa in Starbucks?
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
9 years
Deborah Ross: When dogs rule the world, there will be ‘human shows’ http://t.co/4uCF3lj79N
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
10 years
Back in childhood bedroom (long story) and believe if we were playing Childhood Bedroom Horrors I'd trump everybody. http://t.co/rGa5w6TxSf
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
11 years
So glad Kate had a 'beautiful baby boy' and not a hideous one. Always a worry. #RoyalBaby
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
10 years
Think I just saw a doctor cry on Masterchef because her brownie not sweet enough. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A PATIENT DIES!?
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
1 year
@AkanKwaku What is clear is that you haven’t read it. It’s the opposite of what you’re assuming it is.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
11 years
Helena Rubenstein was told 'no Jews' when she tried to buy an apartment on Park Ave, NY. So she bought entire building. Ha ha ha ha. #oprah
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
10 years
Now, Jamaica Inn, which contains strong language you won't be able to hear....
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
10 years
So, Kate is the first woman on earth to ever have a baby. Again.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
8 years
Real Question: why do countries deem tax havens legal, when it diverts taxes from their own coffers?
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
12 years
Oh, fuck off, Christmas.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
11 years
People think I've been hacked, although truth is I do think you could do with losing 30lbs in 25 days, and am not afraid to say so.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
8 years
If u r watching Night Manager, why doesn't Burr report those intelligence peeps who are in Roper's pocket to Home Sec, PM? Need to know…
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
10 years
Line Of Duty-ers, I have seen tonight's episode. Does. Not. Disappoint.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
12 years
Tourists: whoever told you to sit in window of Angus Steak House, Leics Sq, when Chinatown round corner......VERY WRONG
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
9 years
Me and @JoeyEssex_ he says I'm the one for him! (And I'm a sort!) http://t.co/aP9amHc2v3
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
10 years
Thank God for the Baftas, as how would these people get any attention otherwise?
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
11 years
Three words: Line. Of. Duty.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
11 years
You'd think head of CIA would have something better than a crappy Dell #Homeland
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
12 years
To whomever stole my car numberplates overnight, I'm wanted for six bank raids and killing a child on a zebra crossing, so good luck with it
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
8 years
Any Italian speakers out there who might be willing to translate an English sentence into Italian for me? Many thanks…
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
10 years
That yougov profile thing lists the most likely pet of a labradoodle owner as 'dog' which, must say, is spot on.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
11 years
PRs, I'm not going to 'put a Spring in my step this Easter' so go away.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
11 years
Nigella is making spectacular mincemeat of Grillo's barrister, appropriately enough.
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Deborah Ross
12 years
Teaching Grandma to text. 'Am now homo,'she writes. Who will tell Grandpa?
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
6 years
@philbycharlotte Lottie! Let’s meet soon so I can tell you all about my sad and empty life! Xxxxxx
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
11 years
My new poem: Oh, prickly heat, oh prickly heat, please get off my face,and get off my feet.' (Poems for all occasions; pls contact my agent)
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
8 years
@punchbooks @thetimes One of my favourite cartoons…ever.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
11 years
I'd like to buy a bed at a sale price. I wish there were tv ads to tell me where to do that.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
10 years
Clare Balding AND baby pandas AND a baby gorilla. God, you were listening to me all along!
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
12 years
Have you tried this brilliant new way of social networking? http://t.co/kzCHEAsC
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
11 years
I never met Lou Reed. Sorry.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
1 year
@aljwhite Thanks, Alan. Now being trolled by the many, many people who couldn’t be arsed to read it….
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
12 years
The middle classes experience food traumas too, you know #horsemeat http://t.co/sCO4KJFh
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Deborah Ross
6 years
@MimShaikh_ @DailyMailUK An excellent documentary! Make more!
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
11 years
Have you read The Shining Girls? Am finding the violence appalling. Am I allowed to give up on it?
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
6 years
@indiaknight Thanks, India. Dogs really need to get this short-lived thing sorted. X
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
11 years
PR people...for future reference, I always enjoy sunshine and generally have had a nice weekend. Thanks.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
6 years
@jasperaliceuk This is another brother, Jake, who we bumped into on Hampstead Heath. Not great footage, I’m afraid.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
6 years
@adelegeras @YsendaMG @omid9 Agree @omid9 was the highlight. Sit on that, Cher!
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
10 years
Clare balding AND baby pandas. I can so die happy now.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
8 years
@PeterBradshaw1 @spectator thanks for that, PB..
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
10 years
The new Mac Air pillow! http://t.co/aOaHdts2QI
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
12 years
Cooking doesn't get tougher than this! Unless, that is, you have 5 children to feed and your benefits have just been cut #Masterchef
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Deborah Ross
9 years
@camillalong @melindiscott I like the bit about WIMPOLE STREET DENTAL….
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
11 years
Crufts is a sort of 'Miss World'? But maybe the dogs find it 'empowering'?
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
5 years
@eggsbened Thanks, David. But still baffled. Did you watch? Osbourne knew what people to kill so why didn’t he just get on with it? Why the witches? You may not have the answer!
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
6 years
@adelegeras Thanks, Adele. Xxx
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
10 years
Sorry, never met Robin Williams. However, did queue behind Dave Allen once in Boots, if you'd like to hear about that one day.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
12 years
Lady on bus blows nose on glove then puts it back on. I'm going to offer Dragons 20% of my Gloverchief business.
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
4 years
@MarinaOLoughlin Thanks, Marina. Has been a very sad time for us but on we go...😘
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
10 years
Scots, please don't vote until you hear what the cast of Downton have to say about it. http://t.co/ZLw1KuvXw7 via @MailOnline
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@deborahross
Deborah Ross
6 years
@janinegibson @laurafleur I can sell you one. Half price. 😱🥚
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