dean michael unglert @deanie_babies Twitter profile

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dean michael unglert

@deanie_babies

5 years

plz don’t tell me he’s about to go ask caelynn to be his gf too

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profile pic vs tagged photo

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it’s been 8 days since my last shower. i’m omw to caelynns now so i told her i’d stop off somewhere to clean myself before i get there. she told me not to because she wants to know what i smell like. and i think it’s important people know this.

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me after gaining 15 pounds from not working out or eating healthy over the past 12 months

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victoria p: “i don’t want to talk to you right now” *goes and talks with him* -then- “i can’t sit right now” *immediately sits down* no wonder peter is having a hard time trusting her #thebachelor

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@deanie_babies

5 years

really excited to be able to start tweeting about my girlfriend #tuesday

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@deanie_babies

5 years

someone get this girl an oscar!

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5 years

i’d do it. but i’d need you to be the first one out of the limo. then i’d tell them to close the gate because you’re all i need.

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5 years

when mike finally shows up in #bachelorinparadise

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@deanie_babies

5 years

happy new year to everyone especially caelynn from the bachelor 🎇🎆

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@deanie_babies

5 years

remember when you were a kid and your body hurt because it was growing so fast. now you’re an adult and your body just hurts for no reason.

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5 years

if you wanted to ride in a van, all you had to do was ask

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5 years

there are so many free activities you can do on a date. collecting sticks, digging holes, seeing who can jump the highest, etc.

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5 years

if tyler c isn’t the next bachelor i’ll riot. if pilot pete isn’t the next bachelor i’ll riot. ...basically i’m just excited to riot

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5 years

friendly reminder that you are the only person that cares about your fantasy football team. literally no one else cares about your fantasy football team.

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5 years

it takes a big man to apologize to a van on twitter. connor is that big man, both literally and figuratively. i stan.

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5 years

why does it seem like everyone is making banana bread this week

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5 years

😂😂😂

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5 years

welcome to the #dumpedafterhometowns club, kelsey. it’s not so bad here. i promise. #thebachelor

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5 years

this makes me happier than anyone could ever imagine

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@deanie_babies

5 years

not to be dramatic or anything but frozen 2 is the best movie i’ve ever seen in my life

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@deanie_babies

5 years

hey twitter. i’m newly single so if anyone is interested hmu

Caelynn Miller-Keyes

@caelynnmk

5 years

Spot the difference 2.0

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7 years

I've never met a dog I didn't want to pet

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5 years

i wouldn’t mind falling in love with @MikeJohnson1_ ’s smile every monday night. i wouldn’t mind it one bit.

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@enews

5 years

Nothing but respect for OUR next bachelor. #TheBachelorette

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@deanie_babies

5 years

i’ve got a perfect puzzle for you

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5 years

how do i delete someone else’s tweet?

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5 years

i lol’d

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5 years

when twins are born how are they not constantly mistaken for each other. how do the parents know which is which. HOW.

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5 years

ill trade you the van for the dog @ConnorSaeli

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5 years

this made me laugh harder than it should have

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4 years

april & andy > jim & pam

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5 years

i wish this video never stopped

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5 years

what do i do for whiteclaw?

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7 years

As I look back on this year I can either be ashamed of all the weight I’ve gained OR be proud of all the delicious meals I’ve enjoyed

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5 years

wait a sec, this isn’t my van 🤔

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5 years

madi: *refuses at least 2 kisses* peter: “i have absolutely no concerns right now”

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5 years

remember when you’d fake being asleep just so your parents would carry you to bed cuz you’re lazy af

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6 years

Got to hug and tell my mom I love her in a dream last night. Today was a good day.

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7 years

Krystal always talks to Arie like she’s telling him a big secret and doesn’t want anyone to hear her. We can hear you. Everyone can hear you. #thebachelor

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5 years

dogs are descendants of wolves: alpha predators who take what they want. but not pappy. pappy just kinda chills.

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5 years

i’m going to retweet this every day because i’m unemployed and have nothing but time on my hands

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5 years

luckiest guy in the world = me

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@deanie_babies

5 years

this really stings @caelynnmk 😕

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5 years

me: i’m going to use this quarantine to get back into shape also me: i’ll start tomorrow

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5 years

how come i feel bad for everyone. peter, madi, hannah ann, barb...all of them. #thebachelorfinale

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@deanie_babies

4 years

protestors in dc waving american flags while protesting the results of a democratic election. do they fail to see the irony?

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@deanie_babies

5 years

i don’t like tik-tok and i refuse to even give it a chance

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@deanie_babies

5 years

dating @caelynnmk is so great. the HOV lane is so much faster!

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@deanie_babies

6 years

Me getting out of the limo if I were on Becca’s season: “Let’s do the DEAN thing!” **gets sent home immediately

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@deanie_babies

7 years

How NOT to be an attractive male**

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@deanie_babies

5 years

currently three episodes into The Circle on @netflix and i ask myself why the hell I’m watching it at least 5 times an episode, but after every ep i find myself needing to know what happens next. damn you.

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5 years

lol you wish

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5 years

wtf is going on. calm down @caelynnmk

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5 years

when someone tells me eating hot cheetos is bad for my health

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7 years

DRUNK TWEET: WHY DO I LOVE DOGS AND EVERYTHING ABOUT DOGS. Does that make me a bad person?

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6 years

I love how bathrooms here have this water hose next to the toilet incase you get thirsty while in the restroom

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5 years

😂😂😂

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5 years

no one: not a single soul: me: i just pooped for the first time in 83 hours!! 🙌🏼🙏🏼

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5 years

he was a skater boi he said come n pet me boi

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5 years

hi caved, i’m dean

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4 years

for the record, this isn’t a party vs party election (rep vs dem). trump claims to be a republican only because he knows it’ll win him votes. this man doesn’t represent that party. this isn’t mccain vs obama from 2008. it’s a matter of human rights.

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5 years

got my bone marrow extracted today and the doctor said it was the best looking bone marrow she’s ever seen. so suck it, losers.

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5 years

i’m sorry, he can’t come to the phone right now.

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5 years

instead of calling it ketchup can we start calling it mashed tomatoes

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5 years

just watched the ted bundy movie with @ZacEfron and damnit i swear i thought he was innocent until he wrote ‘hacksaw’ and oh shit

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6 years

Right before Jared left for Mexico I guessed this was going to happen and he denied it! I feel betrayed 💔 Oh also, I’m happy for you two...or something.

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@deanie_babies

5 years

the only thing better than a headband is a free headband

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7 years

**don't laugh and smile ... don't laugh and smile** ... **laughs and smiles** ...SHITSHIT

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@deanie_babies

5 years

really excited for #bachelorinparadise this week! i think it’ll really display my emotional depth, vulnerability, unbreakable eye contact, and openness to finding my life partner 💞

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how come if you post 10 tweets in a day no one bats an eyelash but if you post 10 instagrams in a day it’d be weird

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5 years

conspiracy theory: charmin is behind the corona virus. i should’ve invested in toilet paper stock a week ago.

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5 years

as a kid i was never taught how much an appropriate amount of shampoo and conditioner is to use. as an adult i’m starting to think a handful of each might be overkill.

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I go to the gym for 3 months until I’m happy with how I look. Then I take a break for 3 months until I’m unhappy with how I look. Rinse. Repeat.

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5 years

caelynn just told me she thought the ‘utah jazz’ was the name of utah’s nba dance team

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7 years

Justin Timberlake is the coolest man in America

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5 years

ppl keep saying i look like an oompa loompa but idk. i don’t see it.

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5 years

when i ask a stranger if i can pet their cute dog

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6 years

thankful, next

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a ‘public figure’ sharing private text messages in an attempt to salvage whatever is left of their fragile ego....

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5 years

because i’m afraid of feeling things duh!

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5 years

starting an ongoing pet peeve list: 1) hotel showers that don’t have curtains. how am i supposed to splish splash around and not turn the bathroom into a swamp??

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5 years

occasionally people ask me to repost ig stories without text on them so they can use them as a background on their phone so i figured i’d share them here free of text. if you see one on there you want, just let me know!

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6 years

For the record, neither will I 💁🏽‍♂️

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7 years

Never thought I’d see the day my student loans were all paid off. Not sure what do with myself. Going to eat copious amounts of Hot Cheetos to celebrate

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6 years

Most days are fine. Some days are really hard. I really miss my mom 💜

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5 years

clever way to get rid of your least favorite candies

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@deanie_babies

5 years

joey for #thebachelor 2021

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5 years

people always asking me and @caelynnmk why we don’t follow each other on instagram but never why aren’t we friends on facebook

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5 years

the van has a strict no farting policy

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7 years

@anaisebreshears Just watch BIP, that'll change real quick

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5 years

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. @WellsAdams needs to play every role in that beach. bartender, doctor, lifeguard, EVERYTHING

cringe harrison

@CringeHarrison

5 years

Did a fake doctor just walk in with that Dean style mustache? #BachelorInParadise

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5 years

this aged poorly

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@deanie_babies

5 years

i don’t like tik-tok and i refuse to even give it a chance

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5 years

ignore the fact you hate my shoes. what color are they?

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5 years

i can honestly say that the hardest thing about traveling internationally is the lack of hot cheetos

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@deanie_babies

5 years

we watched moana for the first time this morning. can’t believe i’ve missed out on this modern marvel for so long.

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@deanie_babies

5 years

this is exactly what happened in space jam: - nba players get sick - nba is canceled - aliens invade - michael jordan saves the day

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@deanie_babies

5 years

trying to find positives that can come from a 12 week recovery time. the first thing i thought of was that now i can focus on learning the instrument i bought 3 months ago and haven’t played once. anything else?

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i’m about to spoil this dog with all the @Postmates i’m legally allowed to purchase