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Sir Carl Cox, Sr. ☸️

@deadv3k

4 years

ALL CHANGE IS NOT GROWTH ALL MOVEMENT IS NOT FORWARD

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The amount of evil she has participated in has twisted herself into an almost unrecognizable shadow of herself If this doesn’t show you that you will eventually be twisted by your decisions then idk what will man Good riddance dawg

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Yo I can’t fuckin wait for all these blind people to see this emoji that they got made for them

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New in iOS 13.2: 👨‍🦯 Man With Probing Cane

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@macaiyla SUP SUP GRAAAAGAS GET YO FAT ASS ON THAT COUCH AND HAVE A NAP

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5 years

how the fuck do people’s lives still revolve around smoking weed like wtf dude you’re in your mid 20s just develop a cocaine addiction already

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pro tip if u dress really nicely nobody thinks you’re on acid when you stare at artwork for 4 hours

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Day 1 No Nut November: Business as usual. Instagram is a warzone with the thottery, but I am steadfast. All is well and my mind is clear.

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ohhh... you like guys that play instruments? haha yea? I can... I can play the guitar a bit haha ... wanna hear wonderwall??

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got damn no nut november really fucked with the homies at the ice cream shop down the street

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Day 30 No-Nut November: I have made it. I have achieved levitation, low level telepathy, and near superhuman strength and abilities. It is finished.

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THIS IS SO FUCKING LIT

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7 years

I know 85% of EDM twitter doesn’t know who Led Zeppelin is... but holy fuck. Stairway to Heaven into Don’t You Worry Child was absolute fucking magic. Tears, man

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“And where are the Romans now?” “You’re lookin at em, asshole”

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5 years

looks like the trio of laughing buddha statues that your local chinese restaurant always has sitting on the counter

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💤💤💤

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@tfblade YOU WILL BE BOILED SOON ALHAMDULILLAH

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@cremieuxrecueil ‘This is what your study would look like if it was black or Chinese’

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PSA

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@limadaniel58 @yehuda_feldmann I can’t wait till they deport ur ass holy fuck bro you’re insufferable

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@TurboThaad @bigbusinessguy M O G G E D O O G G G G E E D D

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5 years

Day 7 No Nut November: The urges got so extreme today that I actually became aroused by a cool breeze caressing my face. I still have not caved. My senses have exploded with intensity. Tomorrow, I will begin to open my third eye. Telepathy will be within my grasp soon.

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Day 6 No Nut November: as my power continues to grow, my urges do also. Today was hard - lots of ‘content’ on the timeline. I was even sent some tits to try and break my resolve. I blocked her immediately. I will not allow such thottery to cloud my vision. I am relentless.

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hey chief my chipotle bowl order is brown rice, light black beans, double chicken barbacoa, lots of medium salsa, hot salsa, cheese and lettuce let me know if u got all that or u need me to repeat it

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if lizzo sees her feet we get 6 more weeks of winter

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@JoshIsDirty Objectively true

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I am the meme. I am become the meme. minus the beard, of course

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HAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK

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@Timcast unless she married her brother for immigration status, then yeah, guess she’s gotta leave!

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quarantine day 7

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Day 4 No Nut November: I was asleep much of the day, avoiding temptation. Cooler weather & rain today made me reminisce abt the warm touch of a woman I dispelled the thoughts promptly. My sight improved today.I now have 2x optical zoom, able to spot dat ass™️ from great distance

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Reuters

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Pope to Catholics: For Lent, give up trolling

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UNITED. STATES. SPACE. FORCE. SIGN ME UP DR. HALSEY IM READY TO BE A SPARTAN #USSPACECOM

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@anpaure I mean this is the greatest greentext ever written so it’s tough shoulders to stand on

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Day 9 No Nut November: Unironically did not have a single urge today. I did witness a threesome from the bilding across from mine and not once was I aroused. Alternatively, my conscience field is expanding. I can now concentrate and hear the thoughts of those from about 40~ft.

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my my, would u look at the time!

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YOOOOOOOO

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6 years

Italians have the best hospitality. you’ll be asked 100 times if you need more food, if you need a drink or 16, if you having fun, if the moon hits your eye like a pizza pie, if this is amore

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excuse me as I enter complete psychosis

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. @Pornhub is giving Italians free premium access during coronavirus quarantine:

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silhouettes levels fade into darkness insomnia I could be the one Miami 82 remix derezzed remix sunshine seek bromance collide dancing in my head superlove man, that list isn’t even halfway done... what a legend

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Day 11 No-Nut November: Got so horny today that I licked the crack of the peach I was bouta eat before taking a bite Every sound reminded me vaguely of an anime moan. what the fuck bro this wasnt supposed to happen anyways,if I survive longer, I’m sure I will achieve levitation

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@disclosetv …. German ?

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Cardi B makes music for girls who squirt dove body wash on the shower floor and kick it around to wash their feet

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Day 8 No Nut November: I’m staying in tonight for the sake of my mental. Urges were extremely low today. It was as if yesterday was the crest of a wave of urges I began meditation. my third eye is beginning to open. If I concentrate, I can hear thoughts within my close proximity

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4 years

Apparently a shotgun shell to the dome was the least of Kurt Cobain’s problems

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Smells Like Teen Spirit out now 🔥🔥 @AmbaShepherd

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@limadaniel58 @yehuda_feldmann You’re an actual disgrace to your heritage if you are in any way bloodline-wise Japanese. Your ancestors cry.

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6 years

TODAY IS THE GOLDEN DAY FRIENDS

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@FedPenguin1087 Our strongest military asset

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@Aristos_Revenge Great minds

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“And where are the Romans now?” “You’re lookin at em, asshole”

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when u don’t know the metric system and order a litre of beer

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Day 14 No Nut November: Today I converted my Real Horny Hours™️ to mechanical energy and fucking yeeted myself through a 5 mile run & a 2 hour workout I will become a monster of the physical form, devoid of urges, powerful beyond measure. My body may soon be ready for levitation

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1 year

@bizlet7 This has to be drive

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Day 12 No-Nut November: My urges have decreased to non-dangerously horny today, thankfully. My power continues to grow. My strength is increasing exponentially, my eyesight’s zoom function has now increased to 2.3, and my hearing is unmatched. I am becoming a demigod

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My Jewish and Palestinian friends … Let us celebrate … under one symbol …

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me when the coronavirus kills 10% of the population and disrupts global supply chains for the next half decade

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@EntrepreneurVyl firing squad for all of them in minecraft

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Day 23 No Nut November: This morning I awoke in a very odd position - i felt oddly weightless. I realized I had began to levitate in my sleep. My dormant brain has begun to transcend the laws of physics. I will attempt this conscious in a few days. Until then, I will hold strong

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me playing w otters

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Day 10 No Nut November: I am become urgeless. my favourite adult art studio released a new video today with one of my favourite actresses and I was not even once inclined to ... have a preview My body is beginning to vibrate on a higher plane naturally, otherwise. I welcome it.

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Day 20 No Nut November: Got a haircut today, and as my hair fell to the floor you could hear small zaps of electricity. The energy stored in my body is incredible, as if I am a small nuclear reactor. Urges have returned today. My reddit feed’s algorithm went haywire with TITS :/

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http://t.co/HEbqhwnVDs

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@astrofuckinghoe @IRS

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#GrandTheftAutoMemories getting so bored some nights that I obeyed traffic laws

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Day 29 No Nut November: Went on the best date of my life with the most beautiful girl 2 of my exes texted me trying to apologize My power is oozing off my person. I will attempt levitation today. godspeed

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GET. ME. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. MIAMI.

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Day 3 No Nut November: I actually went to the local gentlemen’s club (not by choice, lost a bet!) While I was indeed mildly aroused by the acrobatics, I was more impressed - quite a lot of talent No further urges today. My mind has become crystal clear. I am steadfast.

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Jeb Bush

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Best Super Bowl half time show ever.

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@CatholicRoider Victoria Nuland, basically the person responsible for all our questionable policy decisions in the European sphere since the Clinton admin

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IF YOU GUYS FOLLOWED THE SHELTER IN PLACE ORDER THERE WOULD BE NO NEW CASES FASTER YOU GET TO SEE YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTS AT THE CLUB AGAIN YOU GET TO GO SEE SOME ART GYMS REOPEN BOTTOMLESS MIMOSAS AGAIN BLATANT ABUSE OF COCAINE YOUR GIRLFRIEND DOESNT HAVE 2 MAKE AN ONLYFANS

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Day 15 No Nut November: I am halfway there. I feel like I can move a mountain. My urges were silent today, bowing to my will. I am a stone foundation upon which castles may be built. Im @going out tonight to indulge in alcohol and music to celebrate my halfway point. Cheers

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Day 2 No Nut November: THOTTERY STILL IN FULL SWING HAD URGES TODAY BUT I STAY STRONG I EXPECT MY PHYSICAL AUGMENTATION WILL BEGIN IN A COUPLE DAYS I AM READY. I AM STRONG. I AM PERSISTENT. I AM IMMORTAL.

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Day 25 No-Nut November: I have channeled all my newfound energy into studying for my final. My first is tomorrow. I will conquer, I will prevail. Wish me luck, comrades.

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where are the lies

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@limadaniel58 @yehuda_feldmann ?

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Day 21 No Nut November: there was quite literally an ungodly amount of EXCELLENT tits on my TL today. what the fuck. I almost got caught by the horny police but evaded their capture once again Three weeks of no nuts has taken a toll on my mind ... all this power... for what?

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new blanket

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Day 13 No Nut November: I was mentally & physically exhausted today from my exponential rise in power yesterday. No attempt on levitation today The urges have been odd - creating like waves at times, becoming HornyMan800™️, then ebbing into a Tibetan monk. I have no explanation

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Breaking News! America announces NEW New York!

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UPDATE: New York City reports 165 coronavirus deaths since morning update, raising city's total to 1,562

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Day 5: I went 2 the gym @ primetime.Massive mistake. My 2x optic zoom had me lookin @ Dat Ass™️ too much. It was frm a safe distance, so I was undetected My hearing has vastly improved. I can hear conversations 300ft away if I tune in Urges were strong, but my mental is stronger

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overchad tactical nuke

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CNBC Now

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BREAKING: Federal Reserve says it will conduct $1 trillion in daily repo operations for the rest of the month.

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so my car is downtown my other car is somehow 4 miles away at hoff’s I somehow woke up at 3 to 63 calls from my mom I went to the bulls game? I had 662 texts hmm - looks like Im not day drinking ever again haha !

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