still obsessed with seokjin finishing his episode of suchwita with "see you in two years or never ig" only for yoongi to go "what the fuck are you talking about we share an address"
every time I see a photo of baby yoongi next to baby seokjin I just have such a strong reaction to it bc imagine. you are idk 19, 20. you walk into a dorm (why are you doing this) and you have to keep this smaller, angrier 19 year old from eating seasoned styrofoam
I can't think about baby seokjin SO YOUNG walking into the dorms and going alright. I'm going to learn how to take care of them. I'm going to do it forever.
and that's just the boy who is your age!!! don't even get me started on the LITERAL MIDDLE SCHOOLER you now also have to keep alive on a budget of 3 dollars and spite
and you're like oh, does he not know. how you know, to cook and everything? but no. this hissing and growling underfed stray cat was part of the school council in middle school. he did well at baking in home econ.
so you go home and steal your own mother's pans. you whine until your brother buys you meat. you bait and blackmail the hissing stray into cooking and eating like a normal human boy. and you keep doing it bc the alternative, it bears repeating, is chicken grape untreated anxiety.
@intro_jamaisvu
seokjin comes back for his first extended break and yoongi is in his kitchen drinking coffee, all, hello bet you thought you'd seen the last of me
what do you do then? obviously you're not letting him keep on living on cardboard and anchovies. you've met his mom. you've met everyone's moms at this point.
we need more fics where ynjn commit crimes together and get away with it. enough chaebol aus. I need them in art forgery. I need them seducing a billionaire together and robbing him. I need them committing tax fraud.
"yoongi would come to me all drunk and go, 'ahhh, hyung, I love you, you know I like you, right?' and I'd be trying to sleep and tell him 'come on, just go to bed!!'"
"doesn't matter if it's tuna, doesn't matter if it's flatfish, doesn't matter if it's mackerel, doesn't matter if it's a shark" is... is super tuna about being bisexual...
there's one clip I think from like, 2016? (first bv??) where they're all gathered around him like tiny tiny babies while he rents a car at the airport and they're all wahhh hyung so cool. I think about that a lot, abt them looking at sj (going to college!!) and thinking Adult
I know much is said about yg writing just the most heartbreaking songs about the group/about the members but nothing will ever shake me quite as much as listening to Awake for the first time and realising oh, oh he's talking about them
every now and then I am hit by the memory of nj saying ynjn in private have swapped personalities (sj is quieter, yg is cuter) and it makes me want to walk into the sea
isnโt it crazy how we all have that one fanfic that fundamentally shifted something within our souls and wove itself into our dna, and not a week goes by without thinking about it fondly no matter how many months or years itโs been since we read it
this could fly back in the day but baby... baby. people have seen you ใ ใ ใ they have seen you ใ ใ ใ when seokjin so much as breathes near you...
sj: we should watch a movie together next time you know like we usually do and have talked about doing before
yg: so you're saying you're in love with me
sj:
yg: you're saying you want to cuddle me and kiss me and spend your whole life with me
sj:
yg: sj-ssi, behave yourself
anyway do we think yoongi has watched high school musical and identified with the trials of troy bolton, another basketball twink who doesn't know if he should pursue a "soft" music path
seokjin march 2024 message to army: [in a three piece suit] [speaking in the same tone you'd use with a toddler] hello~ by the time you see this beautiful face I will either be 32 or 46 ๐น๐ take care don't get sick I'll come back in 2 to 50000 months. time isn't real ๐๐
yoonjin have so effectively thrown people off their business that they can literally do matching instagram posts and no one gives a fuck apart from 5 freaks on twitter dot com
"the cat who meowed in that one seokjin live belonged to a friend of his" does that friend live 5 minutes away from him on foot by any chance. was that friend his roommate for seven years. was that friend born on march 9 1993
seokjin being super into/good at rich people sports is so funny to me because I understand none of the appeal I'm just like yeah baby!!! use your ugly limited edition minions tennis racket or whatever swoosh swoosh goes the boy down the snowy hill!!!
the platonic ideal of yoonjin. yoongi looking round. seokjin with a pink clothing item. yoongi peeking from behind sj's shoulders. seokjin's shiny shiny eyes staring directly at the camera. confused bi flag in the bg.
that one pre Expensive Yoongi Birthday Dinner video where yoongi is listing his 7 favourite things and he names all the members including himself but then goes ๐๐ผ๐น and holly!!!!! โบ๏ธ instead of seokjin.... gay behaviour
"yoonjin divorced" "yoonjin married" actually yoonjin a secret third thing that transcends labels of permanence, that exists in its own corner, shut off from the rest of the world,
seokjin putting on a fake beard for yoongi even though he hates facial hair on himself ๐ค yoongi's weird little fisherman outfit for that one date night of theirs
yoonjin don't even have to be a proper side ship in a fic for me to go crazy. they can literally just banter for a couple of lines and I'm like. wait. back to them. let them speak.
Min Yoongi was just a child when he started playing the piano. No one stopped him. Tomorrow, it could be your child who turns into a pyromaniac bisexual with an unhealthy interest in music. Beware.
sj: [outrageous lie]
yg: believes & takes the nonsense personally, realises it's nonsense, tries to spill his own nonsense to save face
hobi: ๐คจ is this... hmm is he... oh nvm it's nonsense ๐๐คฃ๐คโค๏ธ๐
joon: believes the nonsense with the pure hearted wonderment of a baby
yg vs. seokjin's bs is very funny bc once he realises it's a bit he will absolutely join in!! but also he keeps the Offence archived in his little mind, until years later out of nowhere he'll go JIN HYUNG SAID ONCE THAT THE BUBBLES FROM SODA COME FROM LAUGHTER LIKE MONSTERS INC.
I love lilith so much not only bc halsey and yoongi always just Feel Right but also bc it's kinda almost funny? she's like we are extremely unwell bisexuals don't you agree and he comes in like yes queen we have followed some self destructive paths in the past but through therapy
half of you are saying "why is he whimpering like that", the other half, "he barked on command". both sides ignoring that the real issue is that they prepared this together for live broadcast and did it on camera not once, but twice