Alyssa @dcalyssa Twitter profile

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Alyssa

@dcalyssa

4 years

I'm disappointed that I can't help identify any of the insurrectionists but I'm also proud that I don't recognize a single one of them.

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4 years

So are we going with QOP or GQP? I feel like we need to be in sync on this.

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4 years

I wanted take a minute to thank and congratulate our Canadian friends. You've helped us get through a very tough period. Thank you so much for your support! Today is your day too! 🇺🇸❤🇨🇦

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OMG 💀

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4 years

I can't believe I have to say this but if I am following you and you *like* a Lauren Boebert tweet that's an instant unfollow.

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4 years

Are you a "must get every grocery bag in the house in 1 trip" kind of person or a weirdo?*

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3 years

If you understand PTSD, you could understand that a simple traffic stop could turn into a mental health crisis.

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4 years

Still laughing this morning thinking about Brian Williams calling Mike Lindell "the chopped up foam pillow guy" *repeatedly* last night 🤣

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@dcalyssa

3 years

Curious: Do use Twitter from your phone or a PC?

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@dcalyssa

4 years

I need some Resister sports fans!! If you're a fan of any sport, would you please comment 🙏

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@dcalyssa

4 years

Update, based on memes already created and certain politicians already using it, I think GQP is the final result. (Didn't do a poll because I loved reading everyone's reasoning 😉) FWIW I think anything other than GOP is acceptable.

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4 years

Is anyone watching CPAC? I chose to keep my sanity today.

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@dcalyssa

1 year

@kendallybrown Seems like Arthur Grand Technologies Inc. is about to get a very public lesson in discriminatory hiring practices

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@dcalyssa

4 years

Next time I have jury duty I'm going to show up in a shirt that says "I've already decided to acquit".

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4 years

I need to go to the eye doctor...but Covid. I can't think of any doctor who gets closer to your face. I'm I being silly?

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@dcalyssa

5 months

@OurShallowState She's terrible

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@dcalyssa

4 years

My Twitter guru said this: It’s actually tricky. Let’s say, Ivanka tweets and someone replies. Then someone likes that reply, it will show as that person liked Ivanka tweet. Soooo....sorry to anyone I unfollowed 😬

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@dcalyssa

4 years

@J_Mei21 @NavyBizVet Love the daily updates. Y'all are so transparent about where our donations are going and it is much appreciated!

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@dcalyssa

2 years

@jamie_raskin Rep Raskin, you are a national treasure!

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2 years

@AdamKinzinger 🤦🏽‍♀️ Don't "both sides" this, Adam.

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@dcalyssa

4 years

I'm sitting here thinking about how just two months ago there was a question floating around about whether resisters were going to need to stick around after the election.

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@dcalyssa

4 years

Kind of funny that the people who opposed the lockdowns are getting locked up.

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@dcalyssa

4 years

Why are no pillow companies coming out as pro-democracy? I feel like that's a marketing fail.

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11 days

Oh . @maddow I really wanted to get to bed early but this film was captivating. There was so much in "From Russia with Lev" that was new and compelling. The end was so powerful. There is Hunter with all the empathy and compassion that has become a hallmark Biden characteristic.

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@dcalyssa

2 years

@MattWalshBlog To anyone suffering from a mental illness: Your struggle is real and valid. You are seen, important and loved 💙

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16 days

WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THE GOP TODAY??? Donald posts "I hate Taylor Swift" Marge says ABC debate whistleblower is dead James David says if he has to create stories to get media attention he will re: Springfield

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3 years

Do you wear a watch? I can't remember the last time I wore one. I always use my phone but then I get distracted by notifications...so I'm considering a watch again 🤔

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4 years

K, so I've been told it's possible that if you reply to a tweet it may show other's TL as a *like* even if you only commented (doesn't show in the OP tweet like numbers though) IDK 🤷🏽‍♀️

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@dcalyssa

1 year

Lawrence O'Donnell is absolutely skewering Sen Menendez for citing distrust of banks for his stockpiles of cash while also being a member of the Senate Banking Committee.

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@dcalyssa

11 days

@StevijoPayne I dunno that looks like all the other cyber trucks I've seen 🙃

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@dcalyssa

4 years

I don't usually crop a guy out of my pics until we are broken up 😂 Props to @giselefetterman for blazing a new trail.

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4 years

It’s always been her world, I’m just living in it. Sorta. 🙄✂️

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@dcalyssa

2 years

@RonFilipkowski Article from 3 days ago...

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"DeWine said President Biden as well as senators and representatives from Ohio have been reaching out to offer help. But he said he doesn’t feel further assistance is needed now." #EastPalestineOH

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@EM_RESUS How did I get here 😳 I am not qualified for this side of Twitter

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3 months

Cannon's ruling is a preview of what Trump's Project 2025 would be like. Turning what's legal vs illegal completely on it's head based on nothing other than extreme conservative vibes.

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2 years

@MaxwellFrostFL I'm sorry that this was your first week Maxwell. Thank you for staying strong for us. There is obviously a lot of work to do 💙

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@dcalyssa

4 years

@DGComedy @SteveKornacki That stapled tie is lucky! Kornacki better be wearing it.

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@dcalyssa

3 years

When the Twitter cosmos aligns @mariana057 @TG22110

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4 years

@OneFreshPillow @BasketWeaver9 💙 you @OneFreshPillow

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4 years

@mama_c2 That makes sense to me! I've seen both ways in tweets. I truly meant it as a question bc I didn't know Lol

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@dcalyssa

1 year

@Victorshi2020 GenZ Good Trouble in Tennessee! Rather than just applaud them or wait for them to save us we should join them. They shouldn't have to do this themselves.

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@dcalyssa

1 year

😭 She brought a laptop with a strobing keyboard to court

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2 months

@Kaylan_TX_ I love seeing this tweet from you bc I know some weirdo is about to be dragged

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@dcalyssa

3 years

Anyone else have strong opinions about roundabouts? Even when there is one that I totally understand there always someone in there with me who doesn't get it.

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@dcalyssa

2 years

@EM_RESUS lil selective hearing (not a doctor...just a mom with a teenage kid)

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@dcalyssa

3 years

I need more coffee ☕ or a 'post wake-up' nap

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@PLS7180 Lol she's good

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2 years

@harrylitman Or...they carefully listened and thought during the weeks of testimony and evidence

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@dcalyssa

2 years

Clearly written by someone who's way younger than 45 😂

🎀 Dr Poppy 🎀

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2 years

Which one would you take? 💊 #redPill #bluePill

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@dcalyssa

3 years

😂😂😂

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@Fah_Lo_Me

3 years

I was up all night practicing my dance for #ReinstatementDay . I think I finally got it. 📼davidvarner4

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@dcalyssa

4 years

Good morning!! Can Twitter be fun today please? Thanks!

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@dcalyssa

10 months

To whoever this is, we should be friends

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@SouthwestAir

10 months

To whoever checked this bag, we hope you're having a good Tuesday out there. 🥲

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3 years

So...I owe about 1500 fb. If you want one please let me know on this post. #StrongerTogether

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@dcalyssa

1 year

How are they always this bad???

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1 year

OMG, Trump's attorneys aren't legally allowed to practice law in the court they're defending him in. They knew it and tried anyway.

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Fun fact: In my 7th grade Gov't class our teacher had us to do group projects. My group picked the filibuster. I talked for 50 mins straight. No other group got to present. My group: Minority Other groups: Majority Teacher: "Well we got nothing done today"

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@mariana057 *Stolen from someone else on Twitter

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2 years

@jamie_raskin Jamie on 🔥...still!!!

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@dcalyssa

1 year

I may catch heat for this but I have consistently been dishearten by people telling me I am "less Black" because my mother is not Black. I have dealt with this my whole life and I am tired.

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@dcalyssa

1 year

@ArielEsq305 @caireland26 @notcapnamerica I won't argue history but I will disagree with the modern sentiment. I consider myself as black as someone who's mother is black and father is not black. My look and experience are no different and I will continue to "check" the Black box for race proudly.

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Um, Iceland, Italy, now Mexico!?! Do the volcanos usually act up simultaneously?

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Mexico has entered the chat

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@StonerDadYYC These things need a driver and an assistant

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@tify330 Mel, from the first video has made follow ups overwhelmed by the support she received from Swifties. It's a beautiful thing to see 🫶🏽

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@dcalyssa

4 years

@DoYouEvenLif Hahaha...thank you for asking them to stand down and stand by until we got our country back 😉

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3 years

@JoshuaBlantonSr My dad would sense that from 3 states away and my phone would ring 😂

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3 months

@antifaoperative Weird that the Welcome says absolutely nothing about academic education

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@dcalyssa

3 years

Can someone to explain to me like I'm 5yo... Why we deployed military if we aren't planning to engage in military action against Russia re:Ukraine. What am I missing? Is it to train/provide assistance to Ukraine fighters? I am seriously ignorant and confused 😕

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@dcalyssa

4 years

Who loves to cook? I'll get groceries, eat and do the dishes...I just want someone to cook for me. Thanks! Hangry Alyssa

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@dcalyssa

4 years

I'm seeing so many tweets about friends struggling in Texas. I care about YOU, regardless of who your state voted for. Sending love and positive vibes to 🇨🇱

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@dcalyssa

4 years

I've been off Twitter for a few days. Are those people still thinking the former guy will become president tomorrow?

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@dcalyssa

2 years

@natsechobbyist Oof, I can't imagine dealing with this level of disturbing crazy. I'm sorry, but thank you for staying strong in the fight 💙

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@dcalyssa

1 year

Finally some good news

Jacqui Heinrich

@JacquiHeinrich

1 year

House GOP members are seeking to quickly expel Gaetz if the ethics report comes back with findings of guilt. Following threats to vacate McCarthy, one tells me “No one can stand him at this point. A smart guy without morals.”

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@dcalyssa

3 years

Just put these sweet poppers down for a nap 😉

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@dcalyssa

7 months

@tify330 @geoffreygrammer Running for 06 as a Democrat, who's against MAGA but calls yourself a "Patriot" doesn't seem like it wins you the west or the Moco part of the district.

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@dcalyssa

2 years

@mariana057 🏃‍♀️ Running out to get my bridesmaid dress brb

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@dcalyssa

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@NikkiBarnesFL 😂 and it's dropped since your post

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@dcalyssa

8 months

Seems fishy 🤨

Mueller, She Wrote

@MuellerSheWrote

8 months

D'Antuono, the FBI guy who delayed the DoJ investigation into trump, blocked DoJ search warrants, and stopped the initial search of Mar a Lago, testified to congress that the geolocation for pipe bomber's cell phone was "corrupted". I think D'Antuono is corrupted.

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4 years

*Special circumstances are exempt

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1 year

@MakeTexasBlue22 Continue the Good Trouble in the streets, in the People's House, and where the really care - their wallets!

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@dcalyssa

3 years

How is "Don't say gay" different than "Don't ask don't tell"???

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11 months

Steny 🔥

Molly Jong-Fast

@MollyJongFast

11 months

Watch @laurenboebert get destroyed…. By herself

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3 years

M'fer...picked a movie that's description said it was about a kid trying to help his neighbor who was in trouble. Currently sobbing because the kid's in the hospital with a terminal brain tumor. Who writes these movie descriptions!?!

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@dcalyssa

1 year

@Chasten "hard not to wonder"?? Um, no, that's an extremely weird thing to wonder

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@dcalyssa

1 month

@JayWeber3 Facts? There are zero facts that you needed to realize what you were typing into your keypad was disgusting and unacceptable. Didn't think first? That only makes sense if you are a terrible human being at heart.

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@dcalyssa

10 months

This seems sincere

Tamar Hallerman

@TamarHallerman

10 months

Two of the apology letters in the Fulton Trump case - from Ken Chesebro and Sidney Powell and obtained by the AJC - were handwritten and just one line long.