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daylen

@daylen25147

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famu | computer science guy | tweets are 100% satirical

Indianapolis, IN
Joined September 2023
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6 months
thoughts?
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3 months
if you drive scary you don’t need to be driving at all. your indecisiveness is going to get someone killed
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UNPOPULAR OPINIONS: Driving Edition.
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@shloob_ what are the names of these “killers”
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1 month
famu women love that lil verse off “here i am” lmaoo
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2 months
@CharriseJLane no way people are missing the joke LMAOO
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1 month
famu women can do no wrong in my eyes which is exactly why i need new eyes
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@daylen25147
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25 days
when you haven’t been to church in a while and the pastor starts talking about you….
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i’ll be back in a hour
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hold on yall im finna put on a jacket and make sure flamingoz is okay
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7 months
@Hollywood_JT_ @MamaTea_ i know they was on yo ahh bad lmao
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@fatbuttkhy that’s why you got that kid na
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@onlyshakala i just ordered me a dickie suit wassup
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idk what y’all be tweeting about fr i just like and support everything
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im ngl if you leaving tally yous a bich
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2 months
@nevermindbruhh me 20 minutes into the “talk”
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@daylen25147
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7 days
update:
@nylaxchanelle
cliff🫧
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can someone in tally do updates?
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update
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man why after my haircut i just remembered i had to go to target, ulta, barnes and nobles, walmart, cava, starbucks, publix and the pharmacy building smh i need a planner
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@daylen25147
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ma’am YOU are the breakfast come here
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mhm
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i just got a 20 piece from a-town…
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@daylen25147
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ts was too good!!!
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@TysBurnerAcc i ain’t say allat
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24 days
refund this refund that stfu
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@daylen25147
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i’m ngl when i see ppl my age with kids i just think wow i can make a case that your life is over
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@daylen25147
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i usually don’t do this but it was me i made the storm turn away at the last minute. you’re welcome
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@daylen25147
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3 months
@Rivals @RivalsCamp why are we bull rushing in shorts and t-shirts
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@daylen25147
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3 months
stop going to restaurants 30 40 minutes before they close. it’s rude and inconsiderate af
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Speak on that unpopular topic
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y’all gonna come to my kickback or we just gonna keep being internet friends?
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i don’t know who owns a-town but that shit need to be open on sunday yall is not chik-fil-a
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me looking at my friends for the last time after the feds bought me a-town
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if my plays hit ill take everyone who likes this to crafty crab omm
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3 months
had her sounding like we was running out of ketchup
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@daylen25147
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man why after my haircut i just remembered i had to go to target, ulta, barnes and nobles, walmart, cava, starbucks, publix and the pharmacy building smh i need a planner
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plantain should look like this plantain should look like that who cares because this is where they belong
@saggsznisforeva
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THIS IS what plantains should look like!
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another reminder. don’t disappoint me saturday.
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throwing another one. sept 14 @ the asher pool house. food should be done around 3. no charge, free food and alcohol. games music all thats. come out get a plate meet new people. if you're scared bring a friend it's open to anyone. questions dm me.
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don’t ignore that random feeling to call a friend or a loved one…life’s too short
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love island famu edition…thoughts?
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remember:
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late ass probate
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they be like “food cures everything” but last time i checked they don’t deliver coochie pot pie on doordash
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can’t trust a mf who don’t like salad
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if i have a kid please DONT congratulate me…i fucked up
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im bout to smack my roommate in his shit
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ion need no alcohol to send a risky text, im bout it fr
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i think the problem is these new parents getting they kids phones way too early
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how y’all leaving the country wit no passport?
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i love to see a 10/10 face card but then i pause and am im like…. you got no ass don’t you -_-
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go pee.
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After s3x, what do you say to your partner?
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it’s like people get on tennessee street and decide to start driving like dickheads
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3 months
@JustinPressman @MikedUpSports1 that’s actually a w take. punting game should make the defense that much better
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this old head just gave me a word today and man i really needed that, God will really speak to you through other people never talked or spoke to the dude before
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1 month
ARE YOU STILL AT PUBLIX????? PLEASE RESPOND
@jiggyjayy2
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Fresh wax, ovulating and nearing 2 months with no d*ck, im bout to fuck the first nigga I see in Publix! Hold plz
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throwing another one. sept 14 @ the asher pool house. food should be done around 3. no charge, free food and alcohol. games music all thats. come out get a plate meet new people. if you're scared bring a friend it's open to anyone. questions dm me.
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GOODMORNING MAN I HOPE YALL HAVE A GREAT DAY, GO BE GREAT TODAY :D
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chips and salsa = very underrated
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3 months
jobs in tally: “yes we’re hiring and need more people” website: “0 results found”
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3 months
grocery stores and my problems w/ them: walmart: ghetto, low income activities, the waffle house of grocery stores target: no talking policy, expensive for no reason costco: too far aldi: only has one employee at all times sam’s club: no negatives good establishment
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3 months
@nasukeii she said the right thing i hate a indecisive mf
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1 month
just find you a hoe and beg them to stop
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very weak hurricane. very disappointed in not only the hurricane but the floridians who fled the scene #notrealfloridians
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i had a soul eater once… :/
@myacherr
mya cheri ♡︎
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i fw soul eater HEAVY
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alright na
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bich im 23!!
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having school off is cool but im kinda sick of getting tropical backshots every year it throws off my school flow
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as you can see i got money fr
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pop out!!
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laid up with some so wealthy rn i’m trying not to call her big money
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mmcht tell me why i already ate all of my hurricane food
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@ghizeee remember that bitch fucked yo nigga??!?!?!!?
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correction there will be NO one stop shop
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hopefully this works
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@kamwz_ if those are top 250s than surely i’m top 10
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bout to eat a-town for breakfast
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damn all yall left me fr??? fug it project baby thuggin
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hold on yall im finna put on a jacket and make sure flamingoz is okay
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if i don’t marry this girl i will simply ruin whatever wedding she tries to have idc
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2 months
dickflation is real, i ain’t got no damn pringles can sorry
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y’all young bulls take notes
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there’s the dark…happy?
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widen your backs with us!
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God is good.
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If your lady is starting to get big, would you still be with her?
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a reminder.
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throwing another one. sept 14 @ the asher pool house. food should be done around 3. no charge, free food and alcohol. games music all thats. come out get a plate meet new people. if you're scared bring a friend it's open to anyone. questions dm me.
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@KinggJoshie
Joshua., MBA🤴🏾🦅
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As my woman idc what u wear as long as you look good 🙂‍↕️
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women be like “girl dinner” when in reality it’s just an unaddressed eating disorder
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i will kill myself
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they're so gone lmaoooo
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man fuck that i’m coming out the tunnel suited up right now they bs
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these Jamaican women on my tl on my God happy independence day bombaclat rastaclat all that good stuff and long live bob marley plantains are also really good usain bolt is the goat!!!!!!
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i wish a bich would cancel my girlfriend hair appointment cause you fuckin with my visuals na
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the fact that you blacks think the solution is just not voting is very alarming
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@Jakorii @ittsangel_ you aren’t black so how would you know???
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seafood boils…ON ME
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@ghizeee getting fucked is not and has never been get back lmaoo
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omg noooo
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usher is just diet r. kelly…
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Usher gotta be stopped asap 😭😭😭😭😂
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i don’t mind seeing yall hoe fits i really don’t but in class…? why not wear the hoe fits where the hoes are at, you know the club, parties etc.
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i’m so dead ass when i say ever since the diddy thing there has been an influx of baby oil being ordered wth is wrong with yall
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my kids getting brought up on all the old disney movies lion king, aladdin, mulan, toy story, allat new shit dead
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@missprisssy_ that’s a bbl ain’t it?
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i just want twitter circles back so my mutuals can know the real me. i basically have a muzzle on right now
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anytime i see a tall woman
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