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David

@davnett

1 year

@halleberry The wigs? Stiff and dry. The acting? Oscar caliber 😂😂😂

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David

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2 years

@notcapnamerica She slapped that conveyor belt down with the vengeance of God

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6 months

@SomaKazima Being instructed to “do what you gotta do” over the speaker while 32,000 ft in the air would absolutely end with me being committed to a mental ward 😩😩😩

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3 months

@beyoncegarden Ummmmm number 4?????

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4 years

@MajorPhilebrity Someone said she went from Adele to Amacbook 😂🤣

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2 years

@_joshmcintyre_ @_theekword

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3 years

@JackeeHarry Is this shade on a lackluster gloss...or a “rapper’s” lackluster career? 🧐

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1 year

@dnvrsn Low key admitting that they’re fans then getting schooled by her 😂🤣

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David

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1 year

@Imani_Barbarin @MsPackyetti She always made me deeply uncomfortable and this recent reckoning vindicates my spidey sense for weirdos

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David

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2 years

@notcapnamerica They gotta invite him over to kiki at the next girls night 😂🤣

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David

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21 days

@SomaKazima I’m not taking Anyone seriously yelling at me in florals and corduroy pants 😂

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David

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1 year

@SomaKazima Uh uhnnnn. Now me and niece gotta tussle 👊🏾 💥

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6 months

@SomaKazima Why is Fluffy riding shotgun on this trip to Poundtown??

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David

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2 years

@Phil_Lewis_ @deray 13 crashes and she still had keys??!! 😫😫

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1 year

@TheGreatIsNate Wait. I need a full cut of this

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7 months

@notcapnamerica LOVE her. I still haven’t gotten over this from a while back

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David

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1 year

@beyoncegarden Man buns. Mystery food in platters. And impromptu, unsolicited karaoke. THIS is why she doesn’t speak to us 😫😩

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David

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11 months

@SomaKazima “GTFOH with that shit” was the only acceptable way to respond

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David

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5 years

@jaboukie She summoned all her mortal strength to bear them with that cane 😂😂

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David

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1 year

@notcapnamerica The internet gone have her packed up, unemployed, and out here by Friday…over a Crunchwrap supreme

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1 month

@SomaKazima She has Monica DOWN

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David

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2 years

@KevOnStage I’ve not known peace since seeing someone say that CB is a “sundown restaurant”

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1 year

@SomaKazima Mama is exorcising a whole damn demon

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David

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1 year

@itsKARY_ With her whole chest she said

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David

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2 years

@JanelleMonae WHAT a way to kick off black history month 🥺🥺

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9 months

@SomaKazima She got them “I-marched-with-Jesse” curls

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David

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2 years

@RashadEst85 @bayouboyactor Tamaga was fed TF up

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David

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4 years

@KhadiDon Nothing. “Respectfully walk away” after

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1 year

@SomaKazima Krampus….but cuuuunt

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2 years

@SomaKazima Letting the pale chil’ren willynilly use the N-word…we losing the recipes, yall

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2 years

@KekePalmer Both of you looking moisturized and highly favored

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2 years

@heyyitsjanea After his first few UFC blows connected you would have thought she’d have learned

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7 months

@beyoncegarden So refreshing seeing someone with clear media training..who dgaf any more 😆

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4 years

@chescaleigh The “HAPPY TUESDAY” at the end took me so far out 😂🤣 the library is open and I’m thankful for this detailed reading he provided

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4 years

@THR @LookAtDustin The black congregation doesn’t claim him

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3 months

@notcapnamerica Chloe said

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1 year

@rahsh33m Tax the church. This got more production value than a Beyoncé show 😂😂

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2 years

@rahsh33m From smiling in her face to full body mushing a toddler into a pool. Miss mamas will never see the pearly gates 😅

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2 years

@BornAKang Kitchen surfaces every time they hear her open the fridge

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2 years

@notcapnamerica At this point I deeply cringe every time I see a podcast mic, even before clicking “play” 😬

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5 years

@RegardingJosh @ira Her NOT swan diving across the table is the type of strength I can only dream about

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2 years

@dozygay DJ Khaled really said “Gay Rights”(and wrongs)

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8 months

@SomaKazima So I’ve got to rush her to get close to Mr. Bodyguard? 😍

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4 years

@JAYVERSACE She’s Karen AND Kesha at the same time...I’m flummoxed

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1 year

@PicturesFoIder Evicting me with an emoji? We ALL gotta leave the property now 😆

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2 years

@JAYVERSACE They ain’t bout to 12 years a slave my ass

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3 months

@beyoncegarden The mood was very

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1 year

@shaTIRED Twitter is not a safe space for them to voice that. The children have been left behind 😂😂

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1 year

@VERONASFILMS The himbo we all deserved

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1 year

@notcapnamerica ✨✨ART ✨✨🖼️ 👩🏾‍🎨

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David

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11 months

@SomaKazima You not gone come for me on tv with that deflated 2007 Keri Hilson blonde fringe bang 😤

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3 months

@evanrosskatz The cop said

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2 years

@quintabrunson New Abbott AND a Kevin hart slideshow? It’s all tew much 😭

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7 months

@niggaolas She’s truly committed to this 1950s sundown town music sound 🥴🥴

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7 months

@SomaKazima How I’m supposed to enjoy thanksgiving knowing I’ve seen you get stuffed like a butterball for 9.99 a month?

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9 months

@niggaolas Her touching his dry weave

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David

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1 year

@PicturesFoIder Who am I to reject my leather-bound blessings???🙌🏾

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David

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5 years

@lifeofrickey @Beyonce Blessed and highly favored 🙌🏾🙌🏾

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1 year

@itszaeok Those eyes have witnessed untold atrocities in the deep sea

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1 year

@notcapnamerica She’s a liar…with good taste in men 🙊

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7 months

@yolandafister “I never tell lies on social media”—a woman who has countless instances of lying documented for Years..on social media 😆

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@davnett

2 years

@kristenilycia__ That NDA must have been ironclad and threatened you and your future grandkids because WHEW! I would have spilled lol

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2 years

@SomaKazima A legend in the making

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4 months

@beyoncegarden Big Aretha energy. She was only staying for a good time, not a long time

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3 years

@TheKalenAllen During THIS black history month??

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2 years

@tinnkky Big Teef always keeps that hair LAIDDD

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1 year

@notcapnamerica Threatened to put her in a trunk in the middle of a large crowd. Who knows what he’d have said in private 🥴

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1 year

@shaTIRED The fact that he’s doing this horny, live reading of unhinged porn dialogue and no one in the background is flinching 😂🤣

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2 years

@quintabrunson “Magic’ed all over me” sounds like a punishable offense

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5 years

@evanrosskatz Issa has requested to be excluded from this narrative

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1 year

@crissles Speaking to him like an equal and with an abundance of kindness 🥹🥹

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4 years

@mikethornwell Her and this baby doll routine is nauseating. Im calling the cops

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1 year

@islandthembo Nary a nipple or titty to be seen :(

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4 years

@EugeneLeeYang That baby’s hair is LAID

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1 year

@heyyitsjanea That hand looks like an animated boiled chicken breast 🙁🙁

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2 years

@niggaolas He must be brought to justice for his crimes…he’s a terrorist on set

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2 years

@JayNedaj The girls don’t bridges any more!

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2 years

@JAYVERSACE Zesty satan 🌶️ 😈

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2 years

@Phil_Lewis_ That much damn swag at 10, Whewwwwww 😰

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5 years

@SpencerAlthouse Her standing, would have disrupted those majestic ruffles. She made the right decision

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2 years

@IssaRae Rap sh!t better be safe! 😤

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7 months

@TheBaddestMitch As an actor how do you look your coworker in the eye after this?? 😂

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David

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5 years

@AD_Renaissance @YesMrHoward Gas. Indigestion. Acid reflux. MA’AM. Pick a struggle

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2 years

@InternetH0F I know what you are 😑🌈

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1 year

@SomaKazima Babayyyyyy. That “R” was about to be hard and unmistakable lol😩😂

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1 year

@notcapnamerica Freaky aunties and uncles of yesteryear…THE JIG is up 🌚

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@TheBaddestMitch Those Beyince genes and eyebrows will never tap out 😆

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5 years

@TheSlayGawd She said y’all gone receive the blessing that is these vocals AND tresses

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2 years

@kassianeckles @IWriteAllDay_ I considered watching it…then I saw that a beige man directed a black love story and said PASS 👎🏾

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4 years

@crissles Her hair is laid like world peace

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2 years

@quintabrunson You still fangirling on carpets is adorable when you are a star ma’am

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4 years

@SharSaysSo North is just as intrigued as the rest of us to watch her momma transform into a black woman

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1 year

@kordeilogy Flipped Belcalis like a burger on a bbq grill 😂😂

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1 year

@halleberry Top tier cinema is BACK 🍿 👀

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1 year

@thatonequeen Loveeee watching people attempt to demonize others on here when they’re truly the villain 😅

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4 years

@lifeofrickey I’m not used to someone gesturing wildly at me in such a poorly tailored suit NOT trying to sell me a car

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4 years

@aundrearunway Meghan said pack our shit and let’s bounce

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2 years

@niggaolas Abel put her good lace front on for this video I see

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2 years

@jaboukie The text of the coming SCOTUS draft 🌈

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8 months

@SomaKazima Muscles AND claws. This would be my last day of work

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