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2 months

@shrampmannne Fantastic use of this image

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@Jalynlovesme @NYDeliveryGuy @SamClark_23 I think her point is 1% of his net worth could pay for 33,000 degrees. Like...1% of his net worth could pay for my entire university to get a degree. Wild

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In the US, 15.5% of Hispanics hold a Bachelors degree or higher. This Friday at 2:00pm I join my sister, my father, and all his siblings as a part of that 15.5% with a BBA in Management from Texas State University. It’s #GradSZN y’all 📸: @krabbymaddi

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@Jalynlovesme @ambron13 @NYDeliveryGuy @SamClark_23 Personally, I do believe that billionaires like him owe a debt to society that they aren’t paying. That said, it’s so thoughtful of him to donate that money. I’ll shop at Amazon as a thank you ✊🏼

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@RodriguezThaGod @kingofthistrill Shit just got even weirder

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@thehill The state senator “doesn't expect the measure to become law, adding that he introduced the bill to make a point.” There I saved y’all a click

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@ADDSocialHour @Chijogo @722marine @AndrewKossMusic @RepMichelle @naffronti @Highlandgames62 @WhiteHouse Nobody: The right: but OBAMA

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@ambron13 @Jalynlovesme @NYDeliveryGuy @SamClark_23 I don’t think anyone is complaining

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@lamptk3champ They owe us liveable wages, first off. If we’re being honest a few of them are hard workers, but most sit on the board of directors and wait for operations level employees to do the actual work. Most don’t EARN their ridiculous compensation packages.

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@SadMizrahi @SonnyInTexas The point was clear without the last picture.

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@_matterall @DannySullivan27 @ConnorKellis @_JacquelineM_ @Teflonjuann Worth noting that Americans were recent immigrants when the constitution was drafted. We also had 13 states. Food for thought

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@DThomas207 @n3ckf @MattDursh No no to be clear I am not agreeing with you. Hazmat isn’t something you play with

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@lamptk3champ Wait and where was I wrong? You asked a question and I answered it, so now I’m wrong and changing the subject?

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@DThomas207 @n3ckf @MattDursh Brother, it’s time to get real

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@StefanFerrol @Jalynlovesme @ambron13 @NYDeliveryGuy @SamClark_23 You lack compassion. Bezos could spend $10K per day for the next 298 years before his money runs out. If you had that same amount would you really just sit on it and watch the poor in the world suffer?

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7 years

UPD caught 5 men (none are students) distributing white supremacy literature on #TXST campus. They let them go.

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@Monarch1988 @OckyJ83 @kandisss Idk what it is about social media that gasses people to be so rude to strangers. Would y'all appreciate being treated this way?

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3 years

Boosted people quite literally have a 1 in a million chance of dying from COVID. No joke.

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@JudiciaryGOP @Jim_Jordan Unvaccinated: 6.1 deaths per 100k Vaccinated: 0.5 deaths per 100k Boosted: 0.1 deaths per 100k You call that not working? @Jim_Jordan , stop using taxpayer dollars to spread false antivax propaganda.

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@Legal_Briefs08 My favorite: Make your resume a PDF because 1) it works on Macs, Windows, and almost every tablet and 2) It shows you're tech-savvy

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POV: Trying to censor Travis Scott’s Grammy’s performance

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7 years

You have got to be kidding me...

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Moving to Iceland means: ▪️38% more likely to have a job ▪️93% less likely to go to jail ▪️spend 56% less on healthcare ▪️live 1.6 years longer

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The new prime minister of Iceland is Katrín Jakobsdóttir: a 41-year-old democratic socialist, feminist, anti-militarist who says Iceland will expand its health-care system, "go farther than the Paris Accord" in fighting climate change and strive for increased gender equality.

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I’m fighting the next person to throw a can in our beautiful river. It doesn’t matter the river, these hands know no borders.

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@StefanFerrol @Jalynlovesme @ambron13 @NYDeliveryGuy @SamClark_23 My math was off. It’s ~27,000 years

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@ndrew_lawrence In 2016 this would have been a 7 tweet long “1/x” analysis

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@EatingWhales @chlrnels @tammylemonjuice @cherripon_ @ashleyyrondo @Dj_mixedbl00d Twitter searching for some deep meaning

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@lamptk3champ Who is changing the subject?

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‼️You guys‼️ My family has been beekeeping at our cabin and we finally produced our first batch of honey, made right here in the hill country! In order to pay for more hives we are selling the honey! RT and help save the bees!!! #txst #smtx

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Beard is growing, skin is moisturized, laundry is folded. Next? I’m gonna broker peace in North Korea. Try and stop me.

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@KEV_IS_UR_HERO @sarahkendzior @charles_gaba @VeryVeriViral @PETEKEELEY "Michael Cohen...has been subpoenaed by the House Intelligence Committee as part of their investigation" Read more:

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6 years

“He was a nice kid” “We could have never seen this coming” #SantaFeHighSchool #SantaFeShooting

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@barry_happy SHANNON WHAT ON EARTH THIS COULD BE IN MOMA

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7 years

I watched this three days and the next day I woke up and stopped eating animal products. Watch it.

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This is why I’ll never touch that Snapchat AI. You’re just handing over data to advertising companies

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7 years

Hey guys my girlfriend and I want to open a bar/club in #SMTX so if you plan on becoming our friend, now is the time.

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6 years

For this to be a fair tip, the bill would have to fall within $20-25. I’m not buying it. They tortured their poor waitress all over a shitty tip.

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This is the whitest thing I’ve seen in awhile

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@lamptk3champ Nope

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It’s #GradSZN so let’s talk about what I really learned in college:

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My mom retired today! After all these years, going back to school while working, and raising both my sister and I, SHE DID IT!

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Y’all really surprised that Kanye (a millionaire) is siding with our president (a millionaire) who works every day to make the rich (Kanye) even more rich? Can’t relate.

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we got this before free healthcare

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I’m sure some of y’all start spring semester today, so I wanted to share some encouragement:

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Counter-propaganda specialist with 10yrs experience. He has a great point here:

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@LiquidStranger was dope

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@bagelmiester @nytimes I wish I could downvote this. Imagine this person sees this tweet and feels bad about his eyebrows despite discovering an **ENTIRE F*CKING PLANET.** Not cool.

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@error_nicole @SimplyKayleex @nopalito7 @piggyyazalea I just came here for the “and they were roommates” and y’all did NOT disappoint

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@Swagzilla14 1) I said hi to him and without recognizing me stopped and had a conversation with me. 2) He brings hella good vibes right to the center of campus 3) Blowing bubbles has created a w hole community - what have you done? 4) He’s even a veteran - is that how you talk about veterans?

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@GuardianRover

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@Truthful_ast When frightened the Orbiter adopts new camouflage

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@Mesnia1016 @eirha @davekarpf I’m splitting hairs here, I’ll admit it, but the device he sent was far from a submarine. It was a component from a Falcon 9 rocket iirc. Far from ideal, look up the videos of it in a pool and you’ll see why they didn’t use it.

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6 years

Hey #smtx #txst you guys recognize the alleyway in that third picture? Neo-Nazis live among us.

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3 years

“leT mE senD yOu $500 WeEklY” man stfu I will track your IP

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3 years

@Valentinos_SM is making a comeback. Here are some pictures I took after they closed. Best pizza spot ever. I used to eat there as a kid and you’d best believe i will be traveling back from NOLA for a pitcher

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4 years

Amber alerts have woken me up two days in a row. I’m about to personally go find these kids

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Nothing but respect for MY president @bubbleguytxst #txst

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"How do you Americans deal with all these shootings?"

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2016: keep celebrities out of politics ✌🏼😝 2018:

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Snoop Dogg smokes blunt outside White House: "F--k the president"

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Over heard in Jones: Someone in a fraternity named Josh assaulted a girl this weekend on 6th. He grabbed her by the face and said "You're gonna listen to me when I talk." but she says it's ok bc he was "like blackout."

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@susanlawrenz @danni_messina @0mgjon @bootybootybry47 GoFundMe took 8% of your donation + 30¢.

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Someone got a knife pulled on them at Mayloos and someone else got their hair pulled out at Green Parrot. Can we agree to stay away from bars on LBJ? At least for a week?

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@pagan_hoetry Throw in a noncompete agreement. You’re not helping anyone else move. Not for a year from today at least

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@masterwillng @Dirk_Digglerrr @RickyMarima @lexi_kenney @Simone101xo Obviously not ALL men, just enough that's it's a serious problem. Men get used too, but nowhere near as often as women. We gotta do better.

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@maggiebeth873 @HeyKimZ @danni_messina They.....😒.....they do. It’s word-for-word on their website

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5 years

Imagine finding out someone is a horrible roommate A F T E R you marry them

April 24th 🐂

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Unpopular opinion: We not moving in with each other till we married 🤷🏾‍♀️

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UTSA's coffin is looking great this afternoon #bodied #TXSTvsUTSA

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I did the #uglylocationchallenge in the snow with a Shiner! @ShinerBeer

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The four year, eight semester degree is difficult. I came in with 18 hours and it still took me 11 semesters. Don’t stress. You WILL graduate. It WILL be worth every semester.

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UPDATE: The girls are in ADPi. So if you know a guy named Josh who went to 6th with some ADPi's, tell him he's a jive turkey and a grade A piece of shit.

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This 21 or so year old dude walks up to me all bloody, asks me for beer out of my 24 pack. The next words out of his mouth were “I’m from Texas.” Never handed someone a beer so fast in my life. NOLA is a trip

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6 years

@pdkwalk @Paisano @marcorubio @EmeraldRobinson Maybe like a commission which only deals with elections. It’s all the states so we have to put federal in there. Hm. It’s on the tip of my tongue...

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I’m driving Uber this morning so if you want a free (yes free) ride to the polls let me know !!

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@MayloosBar Treff’s is watching like

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Don’t ever call my school the “University of Texas State.”

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@Tyrustroll @no_tripods @smoother82 @LeoDiCaprio @BeyondMeat Yeah and they live in fields not forests. Hence the ‘cutting down trees’ bit...

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That’s Gross Profit = Rev - COGS. Go ahead and tell me the difference between that and Net Income. Care to explain how an Income Statement works? What’s a 10-Q? Different than a 10-K? If I told you bond yields went down, is that good or bad?

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First night in Austin, visited a bar that sold the most Guinness in the whole state. Might f*ght Greg Abbott later we’ll see. Glad to be back in Texas

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@bensayingthat @hamiidilo Bruh you’re right but ain’t nobody gonna listen. It’s literally in the screenshot but 🤷🏽‍♂️

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7 years

@mcuban Has deregulation EVER worked?

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I always love a nice before & after! I took this in Galveston, TX and wanted to give it a nice old school feel.

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Last I heard, "early Texans" were Mexicans.

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President @realDonaldTrump : "Like those early Texans, Americans will never surrender. Ever, ever ever. We will never surrender."

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I'm here. It's hot. The food is awesome. Maddi is still just as beautiful as ever.

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6 years

@trashlyn_ Why was that supposed to offend me? Lol. You don’t have a legal standing for getting him fired, but you DO have legal standing for assault and harassment. That’s all I’m getting at, but I won’t tell you how to handle your own problems.

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This was one of the proudest moments of my life - seeing how proud my mom is of me. She wanted that picture as a poster so she got it printed to hang at our house. Seeing the look on her face was priceless. Happy Mother’s Day, mom. (P.S. I know you’ll see this 😂)

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7 years

February, the time of year when we play: Am I Sick, Or Is This Allergies?

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7 years

I made wallpapers and I hope you guys enjoy them:

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4 years

@ASAP_Akhi @xsqoof The Japanese honey bees do this! The bees we have in American don’t know how and that’s why the murder hornets are a big concern for beekeepers.

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Holding steady in orbit! #SpaceX #IFT3

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Is this the beginning of my “This 26 Year Old Became a Millionaire: How He Did It Will Surprise You” story in Forbes? #dogecoin

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I made some notes. @UniversityStar #txst

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I took this in Galveston on 8 mile beach. That orange glow is light pollution 🙃

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Before & after s/o @tayloorirelannd @FanstandATX

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@dcbigjohn “Go around!!”, shouts the extended family of 30 with 22 chairs blocking an entire intersection. 😐

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7 years

@DoctorXfini Practice empathy here for a second. What do you think makes black people associate the Confederate flag with racism?

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6 years

@rayseesall @SadMizrahi If it was my sister (or daughter) I’d be livid. That’s all I’m thinking honestly. Just for some RT’s.

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Nobody: Christopher Columbus in 1476:

bri love🇵🇸

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portugal > spain

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7 years

Disappointed, but not surprised...

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I tried legitimate Colombian coffee today and let me tell you American coffee aint got shit. I am vibrating

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@taco_adorable @DiamondClarke6 @thehill

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It’s “Heyyy I’m in town for Jazz Fest, do you still live in NOLA??” season

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I am so hung up on Get Out. @JordanPeele you made a movie that is incredible to watch and so very thought provoking. It provided a vehicle for some very important conversations and I hope you’re proud of that. ✊🏼

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