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David Blattman

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5 years

This might be the best video on the Internet right now.

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David Blattman

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4 years

Pam Beesly if she stayed with Roy.

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Woman stole $72,800 from Austin Polish Society, affidavit says

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David Blattman

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4 years

I can’t identify a single thing in this picture. Am I having a fucking stroke?

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David Blattman

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5 years

No, I was not aware Steve-O was the host of the greatest show in the history of television.

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David Blattman

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3 years

Makes sense. John Krasinski just seems like an all-around great guy.

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this dude is the most likeable mf in hollywood right now

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3 years

The second dolphin with the cleanest dap I’ve ever seen.

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David Blattman

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3 years

I don’t think ESPN meant to air my #UFC264 tweet.

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David Blattman

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6 years

This is the best video on the Internet.

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David Blattman

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4 years

I'm shocked people didn't assume this is exactly how Carpool Karaoke is filmed. You think James Corden's driving a car with the world's most famous people in it? "James, you crashed and killed Gaga." "Sorry! My eyes were closed when the Shallow chorus came on." Fuck outta here.

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4 years

Saw James corden and Justin Bieber filming carpool karaoke and this is why I have trust issues — he isn't even driving!

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David Blattman

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1 year

This is still one of the wildest moments in the history of the United States.

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David Blattman

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3 years

Reminder that the Liberty Bowl is sponsored by Autozone, who paid $185m in damages after demoting and firing an employee because she was pregnant and then had to pay $3.3m after neglecting to train a truck driver who rear-ended a car and killed a family. But fuck comedy websites.

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3 years

The Barstool Sports Arizona Bowl is the only bowl game not on TV and might have the most objectionable title sponsor in bowl game history.

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David Blattman

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5 years

We got a dude singing karaoke while serving dinner and being electrocuted. How did this show not have a 20-year run?

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David Blattman

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4 years

The worst tweet of 2020 and of all time.

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4 years

What was the worst tweet of 2020?

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David Blattman

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5 years

Cam Newton’s Instagram story reacting to the Auburn - Oregon game is the best thing I’ve seen all day.

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David Blattman

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2 years

This has to be the single greatest and most organic ad integration in the history of sponsorships.

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David Blattman

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4 years

I feel like my brain is being stabbed in the heart by my eyes.

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David Blattman

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1 year

I don’t think I’ve ever rooted for a character more than I rooted for Richie in the “Forks” episode of “The Bear”.

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David Blattman

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4 years

This is, without a doubt, the single wildest video in the history of the Internet, and I have so many questions.

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David Blattman

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3 years

This is the smoothest thing ever captured on camera.

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David Blattman

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5 years

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!

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David Blattman

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4 months

@WorldWideWob The look of two men who knew exactly what they were doing:

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David Blattman

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3 years

Sexually attracted to the Week 1 college football slate.

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David Blattman

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3 years

This is why the Internet was invented.

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David Blattman

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2 years

This is an incredible response.

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David Blattman

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3 years

Can we please stop making comedy and political correctness a left/right issue? Just because something doesn’t appeal to you, it doesn’t mean its foundation stems from the agenda of your political opposition. Signed, A Liberal Barstool Employee Who Has Only Voted Democrat

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David Blattman

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1 year

Correction:

Pac-12 Conference

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1 year

Statement from the Pac-12 Conference:

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David Blattman

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4 years

I know that doesn’t even make sense, but neither does this fucking picture. I am not ok.

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David Blattman

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7 months

I can’t stop watching this interaction. It’s so perfect. #ImJerry

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David Blattman

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2 years

Some personal news:

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David Blattman

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5 years

Ok, I’m in love with this show.

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David Blattman

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4 years

People using Apple products to complain about Apple’s $2 trillion valuation is my new favorite thing on the Internet.

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David Blattman

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3 years

This is the correct amount of cream cheese on a bagel.

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David Blattman

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3 years

@usatodaysports Oh look, another clickbait headline hidden behind a paywall attempting to make money by capitalizing off of Barstool's success.

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David Blattman

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4 years

This is the worst day of my life.

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David Blattman

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4 years

Does anyone know if we’ve gotten an explanation about this yet?

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David Blattman

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3 years

What a graphic

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David Blattman

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4 years

The people have spoken, @steveo . Bring this show back.

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David Blattman

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1 year

Early contender for Video of the Year.

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David Blattman

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3 years

Pitchers under Rob Manfred’s reign.

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David Blattman

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4 years

When you exclude the #1 sports podcast in the world, the #1 women’s podcast in the world, the #1 hockey podcast in the world, the #1 NASCAR podcast in the world and the #1 golf podcast in the world, that’s not an opinion. That’s an agenda.

For The Win

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4 years

The Ultimate Podcast Bracket is BACK! Vote for your favorite podcasts

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David Blattman

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5 years

Don’t sleep on one of the most historic left-hanging moments ever by the way.

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David Blattman

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4 years

🎶 I've got sunshine on a cloudy day. When it's cold outside, I've got the month of May. I guess you'd say, what can AHHH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!? 🎶

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David Blattman

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2 months

@JoseCanseco Biggest rivalry in sports history.

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David Blattman

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1 year

I could watch this on loop all day.

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David Blattman

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5 years

Congrats to @holy_schnitt on your Jim Halpert moment.

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David Blattman

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3 years

This lady has EXTREMELY high baseball IQ.

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David Blattman

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5 years

Imagine how much longer he could’ve lived if he got a tetanus shot.

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David Blattman

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4 years

The article is coming from Hearst Communications-owned San Francisco Chronicle, whose executives killed a story about the sexual assault committed by a Hollywood director.

San Francisco Chronicle

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4 years

The money is coming from the Barstool Fund, a $19 million pool founded by the controversial sports website Barstool Sports.

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David Blattman

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3 years

Starbucks needs to put a system in place where at least one barista is dedicated to making only drinks that require 3 or less ingredients. A black coffee shouldn’t have a 20 minute delay because someone ordered a fucking Strawberry Funnel Cake Frappuccino.

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David Blattman

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4 years

He started yelling “ABC” like it was the safety word!

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David Blattman

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1 year

Just an absolutely legendary scene here.

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David Blattman

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4 years

I still can’t believe NBC removed this scene in The Office from streaming services and reruns and didn’t think we’d care.

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David Blattman

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2 years

I’m mesmerized by this. How is this not scripted? Absolutely flawless comedic timing. Abbott and Costello level humor.

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David Blattman

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11 months

Hearing reports the new Big 12 will be broken up into the following two divisions: Big Brothers - Arizona - Baylor - BYU - Houston - Kansas - OK State - Texas Tech - WVU Little Brothers - ASU - Central Florida - Cincy - Colorado - Iowa State - K-State - Texas Christian - Utah

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David Blattman

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3 years

Best athlete in the game

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David Blattman

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4 years

Sitting in a pool, fully clothed, but tucking your tie into your pocket so it doesn’t get wet is as gold as comedy can get. @calebpressley

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Rep. @GregCasar ends his thirst strike after over 8 hours without food or water on the House steps

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David Blattman

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2 years

From the desk of David Blattman: If @Jerrythekid21 kicks, hits, throws or mistreats a microphone one more time, all of his content going forward will be stripped of production equipment and replaced with kids toys. 0 strike policy is now in effect.

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David Blattman

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3 years

I don’t want to get anyone too excited, but February 2026 is going to be the most perfectly shaped month ever.

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David Blattman

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5 years

The most mesmerizing video I’ve ever seen.

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David Blattman

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7 months

@Yankees One year ago exactly. Just remarkable stuff.

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David Blattman

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3 years

Not sure how ESPN recovers from this.

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David Blattman

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4 years

When I throw on the 5.5” inseams:

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David Blattman

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4 years

@Kraft4Prez FUCK THAT

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David Blattman

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1 year

BREAKING: I just spoke to a very trusted source who tells me Arizona is “on the move”. No exact timeline laid out yet, but Arizona to the Big 12 is in the works.

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David Blattman

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2 years

This clip right here will go down as an all-time great meme. Internet Hall of Fame type stuff.

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David Blattman

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4 years

Guys, this is extremely important.

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David Blattman

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1 year

Watching people's brains malfunction in real time as they attempt to decide if they hate Dave or the person stealing from them more is honestly one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

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I Decided to Join the @BusinessInsider Protest to Out Henry Blodget and Nich Carlson for stealing their Health Care. The enemy of my enemy is my friend

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1 year

The audacity to think a craft that people spend years perfecting pays less than pooping your pants on camera.

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I want to do a pay cut and move out of content and go to editing.

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David Blattman

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5 years

I haven’t stopped laughing since @BarstoolBigCat delivered this all-time line.

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David Blattman

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4 years

I’ve been sitting on the ground, rocking back and forth, sucking my thumb in the corner of a dark room for the past 24 hours. Send help.

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David Blattman

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4 years

Do the right thing, @netflix .

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David Blattman

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2 years

Barstool Sports has officially taken a seat at the table. The future of sports broadcasting is here.

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David Blattman

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3 years

Pics That Go Hard

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David Blattman

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3 years

Nobody: Freshmen at their first college party:

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David Blattman

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3 years

Name another company on the planet that can produce a reality show on the fly and have it trend nationally, and then the very next day trend again because an intern is boxing the biggest meathead in the history of baseball.

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4 years

Why did this make me feel so fucking alive?

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2 years

Stay safe out there, @barstoolsports .

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David Blattman

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9 months

@Jared_Carrabis That’s the most “Atta boy! You dumb fuck” I’ve ever seen.

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David Blattman

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5 years

@stoolpresidente @StLouisBlues LOCK HIM UP

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David Blattman

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5 years

3 am, lying in bed, counting how much time is left until your alarm goes off.

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David Blattman

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4 years

Fuck you

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David Blattman

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2 years

4 years ago, Barstool couldn’t figure out how to do a $0 budget shoot in the office without the floorboards creaking. Today, we just hosted, organized & broadcasted two NCAA basketball games in a way the sports and entertainment industry has never seen. So proud of this place.

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3 years

One of those sports moments that meant so much more than the game itself.

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David Blattman

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4 years

This is the most psychotic email I’ve ever received.

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3 years

Today’s biggest loser.

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4 years

Ugliest uniforms in sports?

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1 year

In Bush’s defense, this drive was clean as hell. #SeeYaAtChurch

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David Blattman

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2 years

This entire company owned like 5 cameras in 2018.

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3 years

Important life lesson: Don't leave in the middle of a live show to pee.

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David Blattman

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5 years

Conversation with @Jared_Carrabis 29 days ago. Howie Kendrick doesn’t stop.

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David Blattman

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8 months

@BarstoolBigCat Grammarically speaking, there is no place for a comma in this sentence to improve its poor phrasing. Fucking a man.

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David Blattman

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4 months

One of the worst blocking foul calls in the history of basketball. Edey cannot control his body to save his life and the refs for some reason constantly reward him for it.

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This is a two part question: 1. Why is Texas so mentally weak? 2. Why would BYU, who was home, be told they need to cater to Texas’ mental weakness?

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The BYU students in the front row with 'Horns Down' painted on their shirts were asked to remove the shirts after the first media timeout, per @Mitch_Harper . 📸: @sleeslakin

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David Blattman

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5 years

NCAA throwing out college athletes for getting a dollar from the tooth fairy.

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David Blattman

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Sources are telling me the Big 12 presidents are in active discussions to split the conference into two divisions: Elite - Arizona - Baylor - Houston - Kansas - K-State - TCU - UCF - Utah Happy to Be Here - ASU - BYU - Cincy - Colorado - Iowa State - OK State - Texas Tech - WVU

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David Blattman

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4 years

Anybody know if Frank the Tank was playing jenga in the office today? 🔊🔊🔊

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David Blattman

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4 years

Not enough people are talking about how hydrated Kanye is. Stream is as clear as day.

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