~ @davidblainesgf Twitter profile

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he was latina

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hbd cronenberg

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I Want A Girlfriend, girlfriend @jeremyfragrance .com I Already Know Some Of The Best Women on Earth but I Feel Good, before Comittment to Use this Strategy too for a Possible Girlfriend and More of Course. Must Be Christian, Must be Under 32 Years: girlfriend @jeremyfragrance .com

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@davidblainesgf

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18 yr old started hitting on me bc he thought i was his age and when i told him im almost 24 he said he doesn’t mind older women

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@davidblainesgf

16 days

lmfao

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@davidblainesgf

3 months

i hate it when drunk girls lie on the ground like its never that serious

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@davidblainesgf

2 months

your old ass is so annoying

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2 months

tweet tweet tweet talk talk talk blah blah blah hot take think piece funny meme and then we all die anyways :)

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@davidblainesgf

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i love men the way a heterosexual man loves a woman. i’ll see one so beautiful it makes me want to kill myself. i’ve written poems and screenplays for my male muses. i need to emotionally terrorize men and immortalize them with my art

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@davidblainesgf

2 months

@felonyfuckbuddy many such cases

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@davidblainesgf

3 months

a lot of people like to cultivate intimidating internet personas and when i meet them irl they’re extremely shy and very boring. i can tell you had neurotic parents growing up but you’re still too emotionally weak as an adult to get over it. so now you’re an egirl

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3 months

@TW1NKD3STR0YER jean i want u to know i was the first person to like this tweet bc it resonated w me so deeply

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2 months

@exitsenses I like my men a little socially retarded

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@davidblainesgf

7 months

me n who

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5 months

i dont believe anyone who says they have synesthesia

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1 year

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1 month

my yoko ono vibes

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1 month

the wall can’t come fast enough

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4 months

@adgyeatsursocks you’re the one with their race in their bio

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@davidblainesgf

2 months

new england maxxing

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2 months

ok i’ll leave these up this time. you’re allowed to perceive me

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@davidblainesgf

4 months

I’m happy to share the posters for the upcoming short film I produced. Coming this August.

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4 months

you exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you

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@davidblainesgf

2 months

vincent gallo is starting to look like willem dafoe

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2 months

i'm incredibly hot-headed for a woman. i can't imagine what i'd be like as a man with all that testosterone— i'd probably be punching walls or turn into the next jack the ripper

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@davidblainesgf

3 months

not knowing how to talk to ppl is a sign of low iq. i do not care if your 5k followers think you’re cool. you can’t maintain eye contact

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@davidblainesgf

1 year

one day you guys will realize that celebrities shouldn’t be beacons of morality

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3 months

@FontanaRegi senegal has good movies tho

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3 months

COME TO MY FILM FESTIVAL AUG 17 7 PM Tix:

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2 months

i tried to get into the anna delvey fashion show and this is all they said

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@davidblainesgf

7 months

wait… your favorite lynch film is inland empire? you are one interesting chica…

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2 months

these middle class “socialites” are a disease to nyc

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3 months

REDEEM YOUR PROMISE & JOIN US to usher in the new epoch of entertainment Works by @thesuedehello @cafeviolenza @digital_orb000 @glacieat & more Featuring the premiere of Check Please by @JammerLog 🥂21 +++// Bar service available🃏 Tix:

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@davidblainesgf

1 year

and as a latina where is my birthright trip to miami?

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2 months

“h*gelian *girls” “2017 themed party” “*girl crypto event” hb a picnic in central park? do any of you guys even create art

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2 months

job market so bad im convinced its easier for me to get a new job somewhere in europe first

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2 months

i rather people call me a spic than an egirl

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2 months

being mid means you're cute enough that people won't be rude to you, but you're also not hot enough to get flown out to Paris

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@davidblainesgf

29 days

i am willing to bet its still better than any dogshit movie of yours

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MEGALAPOLIS is the movie equivalent of when u go to an old person’s house and it has a weird smell

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2 months

planning a trip to france in january. i dont even want to visit any of the hotspots i just want to go to bars and doomer walk

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3 months

rare @digital_orb000

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4 months

i want a boyfriend

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@davidblainesgf

1 month

i often think about my friend who shaved off all her hair and made it into a wig that she wears when she feels like having long hair. she keeps it on a mannequin in her kitchen. she is french.

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1 year

i’m male brained but in a 19th century lovelorn gay poet kind of way

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@davidblainesgf

24 days

cute!! ❤️ 💕💞💖🖤💓💗💘💘💝

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@davidblainesgf

3 months

n i straightened my hair today too

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@davidblainesgf

3 months

My film festival is opening with NEPOTISM, BABY! Directed by TIJ D’OYEN Starring BETSEY BROWN @betsaboo2 August 17th. NYC. 7PM. Get your tix now:

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@davidblainesgf

11 days

im drunk so im apologizing for my annoying twitter. i cant cultivate mystique bc im an only child

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@davidblainesgf

1 month

baz luhrmann, ari aster, and damien chazelle—godawful directors. cinema as a whole would be much better off without them

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Baz Luhrmann is set to direct a Joan of Arc movie for Warner Bros titled ‘JEHANNE D’ARC’ Described as “the ultimate teenage girl coming of age story, set in the Hundred Years’ War” (Source: Deadline)

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my misanthropism began in 8th grade when my class was supposed to go to scotland, but all the kids voted against it because they wanted a trip to disneyland instead

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@davidblainesgf

2 months

liking the beatles is a bell curve

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4 months

@headcanoeguy You’re right i’m too pretty for him

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3 months

Some Broken Things by Ahmed Nahla ( @glacieat ) will be screening at my NY film festival. AUG 17. 7 PM. Get Your Tickets:

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2 months

guy who looks like he hasnt showered in four days explaining kant to me

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3 months

there is nothing more pathetic than taking a photo of yourself crying and uploading it online

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1 month

sometimes i remember my confirmation name is jeanne d’arc. i kinda cooked as an 11 yr old

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@davidblainesgf

11 months

im nvr using this celeb look alike app again

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@davidblainesgf

2 months

and if you all claim to read as much as you do why does your writing suck

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@davidblainesgf

16 days

NYC friends—I’m hosting a Halloween party on the 25th featuring a screening of Dario Argento’s Deep Red ❤️🖤 There will be an open bar and treats. Tickets are linked below.

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@davidblainesgf

3 months

As seen at Tribeca. Don’t miss it.

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3 months

My film festival is opening with NEPOTISM, BABY! Directed by TIJ D’OYEN Starring BETSEY BROWN @betsaboo2 August 17th. NYC. 7PM. Get your tix now:

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@davidblainesgf

4 months

i still think about this a lot they rlly cooked me

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11 months

im nvr using this celeb look alike app again

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4 months

this was last week before the ct air made me beat

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27 days

aint shit been funny since norm macdonald died

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@davidblainesgf

2 months

lmfao

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2 months

Barron Trump arrives at NYU for first day at college

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2 months

thank you to everyone who came to my film festival last night we had an amazing turnout and also ty for bearing w me during my speeches. more drunken boat productions events 2 come 🤍🪽

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21 days

no one carries a pack of reds on them anymore. it’s just zodiac themed geek bars

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2 months

drank too much wine and now im at a screening of valerie and her week of wonders

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8 months

i’m not “wishing” death on people, i’m reminding them

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1 year

i hate everyone with a victim complex

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10 months

btw

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10 months

lets see what its all about

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3 months

I saw a showing of Possession at the Metrograph back in 2021 and there was an infestation of ugly irony pilled vermin laughing at every other scene. We need to disinfect revisionist screenings from these idiots who cannot fundamentally comprehend sensuality and complex emotions

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3 months

For the most part our audiences are wonderful, but if you can’t follow these basic rules, please stay home.

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10 months

@ashNpuff had this revelation last year. better late than never

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hello

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1 year

going home

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4 months

i dont understand the stereotype that gay men dress well. most of them do not

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@davidblainesgf

1 month

for the love of god please bear your suffering and horniness with dignity

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@davidblainesgf

18 days

directing a movie soon. what do i do with all this power

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@davidblainesgf

18 days

megalopolis is a politically incoherent $120 million hammy boomer death dream but when i saw the dedication to his late wife at the end i still got a little emotional. the film means nothing to me but everything to francis and his family. no one else’s opinions matter

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2 months

sketched this while playing tomorrow never knows on loop for hours