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@david_rosenberg
David Rosenberg
4 years
*taps mic* Some professional news: today was my first day at Snap. I'm working on strategy for Bitmoji thinking about avatars, visual identity and lots of related stuff. I am very excited about it! Some personal news: Moses has put on ONE WHOLE POUND over the last five days. 🤯
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4 years
Running: 1% talent 19% grit 80% laundry.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Do - and I cannot stress this enough - not talk to me / my son ever again.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Immediately Googles “how to have a baby”.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
[preamble] Rare ~* thread *~ forthcoming. Consider this a pre-roll ad for Dusk by @GossamerHQ . It's excellent. Been sleeping great despite everything. Anyway, thread:
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Final night on this block after 4.5 years.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Please meet Moses. He joined the ranks of *very good* Brooklyn boys this week. In case this cuteness blows up please consider donating to:
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Had a good run! But was recently owned so hard that I'm not sure I can rebound. Hate to see it etc.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Now it's official.
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David Rosenberg
5 years
🙏🏼 @Mottel 🙏🏼
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David Rosenberg
4 years
The perfect push notification doesn’t exi...
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David Rosenberg
4 years
1/ Facebook is acquiring GIPHY. This is an incredible thing and I believe it will be awesome for both companies. So many current and former (like me!) employees put their hearts and souls into building GIPHY and I'm excited that Facebook gets to benefit from all that work.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
As good a time as any to share this.
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David Rosenberg
3 years
With a b!
@Snap
Snap Inc.
3 years
ONE. BILLION. BITMOJI. Today, more than one billion Bitmoji have been created — now, wherever people want to show up digitally, their Bitmoji can, too! Snapchatters can show off their style and express themselves in messages, games, and partner apps. #SnapPartnerSummit
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Once you see it, it’s very hard to unsee. 🥺
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Great breakfast this morning with the boys! Definitely didn't spend it pondering my own mortality and how time waits for no man.
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David Rosenberg
5 years
Been invited to a Zoom bris tomorrow AM.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Reply with a baby photo that exudes the same energy you have now
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4 years
Reply with a baby photo that exudes the same energy you have now
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David Rosenberg
4 years
My GIPHY -> Snap story is long and winding but shout out to the person who got the ball rolling ~18 months ago over bialies (bialys?) at Gertie ... @PatrickMandia .
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David Rosenberg
4 years
It's been almost 4 years and I try to not speak this guy's name let alone retweet him, but can we be real this "the ramp was steep and most importantly very slippery" tweet is some of the smallest and funniest shit ever.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
How good is the egg + cheese on a homemade English muffin being sold at Winner in Park Slope? Short answer: it's a transcendental experience masquerading as a breakfast sandwich. If you live anywhere in this circle it's worth the trip for breakfast tomorrow.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
3/ But first..! New York tech should be proud of this. Out of offices in Meatpacking and west Soho / no man's land / Hudson Square, GIPHY built a globally recognized consumer tech brand that was a force for good and made the internet a better, weirder and funner place to be.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
11238 says vote out this filth.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Identical energy.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
I have a feeling the tl needs this.
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David Rosenberg
5 years
I miss nightlife.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
*Immediately buys $GOOGL*
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David Rosenberg
4 years
🔮 future things 🔮
@Techmeme
Techmeme
4 years
Unity partners with Snap to extend the reach of Unity's ads and integrate SnapKit in Unity's game engine, including Bitmoji in 2021 ( @deantak / VentureBeat)
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Brooklyn Heights threatening us with normality tonight.
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David Rosenberg
4 months
there is a not-insignificant subset of men who are "rawdogging" England games — no entertainment, no headphones, just watching the match for 2+ hours (bonus points if you don't pee or eat). i spoke to some for @GQMagazine
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David Rosenberg
3 years
Best part of the Scotland game was these two harnessing the precise energy of this meme right before the final whistle.
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David Rosenberg
3 years
tl;dr this is the pitch. If you need to be something other than yourself in a game, do that. Otherwise, we built the best possible product to let you be you, and your friends be themselves.
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David Rosenberg
5 years
I've worn jeans, or some variant of "hard trouser," every day of this so far. I will not be taking questions. Thank you.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
@tomiferra @adamcl 23/ Here we are lifting the Champions League trophy and hanging out in FIFAs non-sinister-basement-level-multi-denominational-marble-prayer-room.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
@goldfarb_eric @caroline @tomiferra Postscript 2 for tech industry nerds: Here we are at the Bellagio in Vegas. November 2016, Goldman Private Internet company conference. The Goldman geniuses turned Alex's deck full of GIFs into a PDF but he still crushed it.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Oof. Devastating to see this from someone who is a role model to so many.
@jamaledwards
Jamal Edwards MBE, MBA
4 years
Big facts!
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David Rosenberg
5 years
Nothing owns me harder, or more regularly, than the ads on the screen of my sleeping Kindle.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Saw four (4) cats being walked on leashes in Brooklyn today. Will vote for whoever outlaws this behaviour.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Not allowed to donate to political causes in 🇺🇸 yet, but am allowed to buy a bunch of stamps. These are great you should get some.
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David Rosenberg
3 years
I would love to take part in mainstream dude discourse in 2021 but unfortunately I haven’t seen the Netflix Formula 1 show.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
For clarity: this is my first official wife guy tweet. Thank you.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
GameStop is just Boaty McBoatface but the global financial system gets more column inches than lithium battery-powered sea-vessels.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
@bklynspurs Wallace still only taking the second largest televised dump today imo.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
East Village vs Brooklyn Heights. Both are correct.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Maurizio Cattelan (2021)
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David Rosenberg
4 years
My sister @itsLiana gram’d an elite meme which I’ve been cleared to share here. Shabbat Shalom.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
[Midroll ad 1] @whoop . People. This shit changed my life. Email me for a full treatise I wrote on Whoop and if you buy use my code:
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David Rosenberg
4 years
@PatrickMandia Also, do the thing:
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Out of office. ✅ Large adult son. ✅
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David Rosenberg
4 years
When one of the lads texts me a serious question:
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David Rosenberg
4 years
22/ One of my proudest moments and best trips (!) was getting FIFA and UEFA on GIPHY. We thought this would be impossible. Just before Xmas 2017 @tomiferra @adamcl and I went to France + Switzerland to seal the deal.
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David Rosenberg
3 years
This should have been the cover art for "Nice White Parents".
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David Rosenberg
3 years
Happy Saturday. This ad unit on the BBC website should be tried at The Hague.
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David Rosenberg
5 years
Like I been saying.... OAT MILK!
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Yesterday, I received the best birthday present a boy can hope for: The efficient use of available resources.
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David Rosenberg
5 years
Come listen to three extremely smart people talk about Fashion, Tech, Sustainability, Social Good and other things this evening in Soho. I will be taking a seen_but_not_heard approach to moderating.
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David Rosenberg
6 months
Also, we're hiring. It's notoriously hard to predict the future but I can confidently say this will be the best job you will ever have. Designers, Engineers, Journalists. See here:
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David Rosenberg
5 years
See you if you spot the exact moment the afikoman was hidden at the Rosenberg family Seder. 👀👀👀
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David Rosenberg
4 years
It’s true. Come hang out with Alex and me as we talk about developing business.
@ajt
AJT
4 years
We have three events @ 6pm ET - all amazing guest speakers. I wish I could go to all but I'm hosting one. The first is the BD / Partnerships Social #14 w/ David Rosenberg ( @david_rosenberg ) - Director of Strategy at Snap / Bitmoji. RSVP from your phone -
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David Rosenberg
4 years
@goldfarb_eric @caroline 30/ 5 years later I feel privileged to have made true friends for life. I've watch them marry and have children (shout out to "the Loaf"). We got through hard times together and celebrated so many successes. The best gift GIPHY gave us all = each other.
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David Rosenberg
3 years
$2750 but comes with a parking space.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
4/ We built a crazy big partner network of media cos, sports leagues + teams, recording artists, visual artists, tv networks, movie studios, actors, comedians and eventually a huge long-tail of local businesses and brands.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Have hitherto confined my wifeguy-content to Instagram but I can feel it coming soon to twitter dot com.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Bit weird that Timo Werner would rather do keepy uppies with mason mount than play in a Champions League Semi Final idk send football tweet.
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David Rosenberg
5 years
RIP to a legend. ✊🏻😋✊🏻 It's now on us to continue the legacy.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
@goldfarb_eric @caroline 31/ There's so much more to be said and perhaps one day it will. But for now, GIPHY forever!
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David Rosenberg
4 years
🚨 wife guy tweet 🚨
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Yikes! Looks like someone’s been reading your tweets.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Content. There’s a lot of it. This, though. This is content.
@_Wolfenden
Rich Wolfenden
4 years
If Premier League football doesn’t go to plan for Fulham next season, I’m all for Scott Parker joining The Streets
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David Rosenberg
4 years
[non spon] I’m doing @joinupstream office hours this Friday and you can sign up here: Why sign up? Maybe... + you want to share some feedback on my recent tweets 📝 + you want to meet the boy (see attached) + you want to talk shop 🛍 + other 🤷🏻‍♂️
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David Rosenberg
4 years
26/ We (maybe?) hold the record for most onstage appearances at F8 (2015, 2017, 2018) and have been tight for a while. Thanks @MikeIsaac for making me the-other-Berg in this NYT F8 piece. Also pictured Zuck + @adamcl and some cupcakes we sent when IG + GIPHY Stickers launched.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Suddenly homesick. 🤮
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David Rosenberg
3 months
We are approaching "I've seen enough" territory.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
It might be what it is?
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Really the only "New York city yada yada" article you need to read. Things done changed. Onward.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
@goldfarb_eric @caroline Postscript 1: Here's @tomiferra commentating in Spanish on a re-run of the worst moment of his life at the FIFA museum in Zurich.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Breathe.
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David Rosenberg
3 years
🌱 STARTING NOW 🌱
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David Rosenberg
5 years
Hi from the floor of @samwang 's apartment. It's one year ago today. - Head buried in my hands. I'm shaking. Starting to come to terms with the sad ending to a beautiful story. Mad at myself for daring to dream! I feel a hand on my shoulder. It's Sam. He says: "VAR!". /Scene.
@SpursOfficial
Tottenham Hotspur
5 years
90+3 - Goal for Man City. Heartbreak at the death as Sterling scores in stoppage time. 😔 🔵 #MCFC 5-3 #THFC ⚪️ (5-4)
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Stop the Countess!
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David Rosenberg
2 years
Lovely stuff.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Rooting for @joshi .
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David Rosenberg
4 years
(Filth pictured on the left).
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David Rosenberg
5 years
Update: I cried in the Zoom bris. Life is beautiful.
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David Rosenberg
5 years
Same.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Things I read/reread this weekend:
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David Rosenberg
3 years
Fair play to the lads. 👍🏼
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David Rosenberg
4 years
@NYCASP can we discuss this?
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David Rosenberg
5 years
Siri what's chutzpah?
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David Rosenberg
4 years
@joncaramanica @BenLoescher @thedannychang [meme break two]: love this guy. actually met him on the street one time, was a bit starstruck.
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David Rosenberg
5 years
A quick break from tweeting about Tottenham, Oat Milk and animated GIFs to say that you should 1000% buy this pillow. It's a *great* pillow.
@WirecutterDeals
NYT Wirecutter Deals
5 years
😲🌟It's the last day of Sleep Week! 👉Our top pick for the best memory-foam pillow, the Nest Bedding Easy Breather Pillow, down to $80 w/ code WCPILLOW (from $99) Buy:
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David Rosenberg
3 years
Imagine not dropping €50m on the premier wifeguy in Serie A.
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David Rosenberg
3 years
Astute analysis is my passion.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
. @Han and @theTRASHapp - 🐐 This is how Trash interprets our pre-corona trip to 🇲🇦.
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David Rosenberg
4 years
[midroll ad 2]: Been messing around with @copilotmoney for a few weeks for keeping track of our budget. Best new software product I've used in forever.
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David Rosenberg
3 years
Squirrels are just “posh rats.” Welcome to my new followers!
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David Rosenberg
4 years
Might be getting soft in old age but I.... don't hate this?
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