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@MarkHamill Part 1 of 2: The Fat Dumb Menace: with appearances by @JDVance and @Tim_Walz Part 2 will feature @realDonaldTrump heavily

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@whichonespink67 Had I not lived through years of that man, I’d have assumed that was from a bad parody account

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 @MarkHamill same, but he'll never see it...nor the one I'll post next

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@PressSec @POTUS very classy move throwing Obama into that ridiculous tweet.

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@acnewsitics he couldn't hear her approaching...you know, because of the tampon

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@CapehartJ if she had questioned Kavanaugh, tears wouldn't have been the only bodily fluids he released

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@CBSNews @RobertMaguire_ That's nice and all, but I was hoping people's take away would have been that no job is shameful and every working person deserves respect rather than seeing Owens' job as what needed to be fixed.

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@RonFilipkowski @LadyEstes many more were treated for boredom

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@TheOnion Is That Joe Arpaio in drag?

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@MJMcKean Mr. Pecker was not charged with anything yet I hear he is still hoping to get off

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@KevinMKruse I see him more like … if the Burl Ives snowman from Rudolf were to become the owner of a strip club at the North Pole

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@mmpadellan Republican's just aren't used to seeing that level of pride coming from THEIR children

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@VP @POTUS 18 months in which most of the country has aged 40 years

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 @MarkHamill ...this is the other one he won't see

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@Jemsinger @MeidasTouch Are you saying Trump bored himself to the point where even he had to walk out?

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@tobymorton @GrammyLiz55 @RepClayHiggins Does it have a DONATE TO MY OPPONENT button?

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@therealroseanne @RoseanneOnABC you'd need some oval hoop earrings, but this could work

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@Rosie ...I'd prefer if he coughed on Trump before walking out

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@NashIsHere4It @johnwhartle They are saying BIG WIN, just not about Trump

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@theliamnissan @jmcavaM With everything we actually know about Vance, farting in stolen panties might count as relatively good press.

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@HackingButLegal @StevijoPayne In fairness Trump asked to have JD’s face blurred too

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@LePapillonBlu2 Tim Walz is the guy that helps you move your couch JD Vance is the guy who makes moves on your couch

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@AwardsDarwin Hillbilliards

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A small expression of my sadness that the word's of @therealroseanne were so horribly misintepreted to paint her as something she is not. She has flaws, but racism ISN'T one of them

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@StevenBeschloss @Dougieg633 It could be because ‘old age’ is like item #438 on the list of things that make Trump a dreadful choice

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@RonFilipkowski While @MattSchlap is spending time in the closet, he might want to see if he has a tan suit. It might be slimming

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@CalltoActivism @RavMABAY As long as he’s buried, I’m good

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@therealroseanne ABC Spinoff? #Never

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@andylassner Well, Meatloaf and Gary Busey are hard at work on a cure

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@Rosie @KremlinAnnex next up, another Sound of Music tune … "How do you Solve a Problem Like The Donald?"

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@TheRickWilson He's obviously holding out for the Debate to be held at The Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane

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@StephenKing

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@MarkHamill #TrumpsVulnerableOpening #HarrisWalz2024 #Resist Let's rid the galaxy of this Fat Dumb Menace

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@ReallyAmerican1 Was it something I said?

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@TheRichFromCali Yay… big time YYYAAAYYY

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@carolynporco The Universe is 13.8 Billion years old, but these past 4 were the longest

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@tedcruz

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@therealroseanne @RoseanneOnABC sequin chicken gown?

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@ProjectLincoln Jesus Christ .... so he can correct the record that he does not, and never has, supported Donald Trump

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@AmyLynnStL Cold Spite

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@EliotHiggins @maureenohcanada I can’t believe they make a girdle powerful enough to help him fit into it

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@TheOnion Sarah Huckabee Sanders is unfamiliar with the onion, nor it would seem, any other vegetable

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@TheRickyDavila @Gypsy___Dave Who would have thought a 40 year adult would require acting lessons to appear human.

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@JamesTate121 @ScottyInThe845 Unlikely they’d be aware of her conviction. MAGA is notoriously ill informed

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@gtconway3d @Lulubobcat1 When my mom started to wake after undergoing surgery, they asked her questions like what state she was in? She was 85, with cancer and heavily anesthetized…but even she knew what state she was in

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@kangaroos991 A Queen and a Joker

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@chrislhayes Trump likes envoys that don't get executed

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@EricTrump But unfortunately, Project 2025 clearly states elimination of overtime pay is one of its goals. So, 0% tax on zero overtime pay leaves the employee with…… you guessed it, ZILCH

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#TrumpPrettierThanHarris Trump's secret beauty regimen revealed

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@Chas10Buttigieg The Devil Wears MAGA

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@therealroseanne I didn't realize your traditions went back quite so far #HappyHanukkah

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@BlueATLGeorgia @BlueATLGeorgia Kamala and Walz can turn them all blue

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@therealroseanne Like so many others, I was delighted to hear the recent announcement. Congratulations !

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 @FrancisWegner “You’re going to spoil your last supper” ~ Mary

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@Angry_Staffer @Kamala2SaveUSA I don’t see it as stupidity so much as these people embrace HYPOCRISY as a virtue

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@DogginTrump Barron doesn't cry, but I'm sure the small animals he tortures do

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@BetteMidler Trump has to show Photo ID so stores can compare it to their bulletin board covered with faces of chronic check bouncers.

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@Hynek_Maneuver @garz2656 @BMeiselas I bet she can already feel the hooves kicking

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@BeschlossDC @UNSEATpac this same week in 1973, Donald J. Trump got a pair of thick woolly socks to deal with his suffering from bone spurs

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@VP @POTUS @CommerceGov I couldn't agree that the best days are yet to come. So why don't you and @POTUS resign so those days can arrive?

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@RonFilipkowski He just means he can't see the TV screen through all the ketchup splatter

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@michael_hendrix Just because they pick cotton out of their prescription medicine bottles, doesn't make them slaves

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@TheRickWilson So, I see he’s stalking Kamala just like he did with Hillary at the debates

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@Kris_Sacrebleu All excellent reasons. I hate her because she takes up causes against behavior that her husband exemplifies and wears coats that say I DON’T CARE DO U

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@RonFilipkowski I think he's being WAY to generous

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@IvankaTrump @POTUS are you quite sure they weren't digging a mass grave?

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@CraigRozniecki "pass this letter on to 10 of your tyrannical dictator friends, and you will receive good fortune. Mr. S. Hussein of Iraq broke this chain and things went very badly for him."

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@maddenifico @BarbaraMain07 I love that the empty seats are BLUE. If they were RED, the bleary eyed idiot could have mistaken them for his supporters

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@dizzle_que Trump's going to hold a Rapist-Pedophile Telethon too. Labor Day Weekend JEFFREY'S KIDS

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@DavidCornDC I disagree -- the start of a constitutional crisis looks like a married couple riding down an escalator.

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@Stonekettle Good luck finding a surface that wasn’t already coated in boogers

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@esjesjesj He's his own parody account

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@MaryLTrump Sorry, I don’t have a cat but my dog LOVES cats

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@brianschatz people do like Kamala and Tim. But this is a burst of energy inspired by Trump fatigue. And that isn't fleeting

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@jasonllevin I trust getting onto a plane with a huge sign reading STUDENT DRIVER more than I trust Trump

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@CoffeyTimeNews He looks like a child standing on another kid’s shoulders wearing a big long suit. Trick-or-Treating as an adult

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@WinniePond @TheRealThelmaJ1 @MarkHamill fun if he saw it. But I'm quite pleased that it is getting seen by more than just me and my dog. My dog is not a fan of my humor.

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@BetteMidler I've heard "leak" is also a very fitting word in his world

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 Stephen Miller at Mar a Lago

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@yashar @kathygriffin For those that want to see it in person, it is on East Houston Street in Manhattan

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@TheOnlyEdAsner The source of the name 'Beatles' is now clear to me

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@jules_su Especially when you own the damn site it is being shared on.

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@FrankMikeDavis1 @ThatGirlAnnieM SCIENCE

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@acnewsitics He did completely fill two bathrooms at Mar-a-Lago. He filled them with stolen Top Secret documents

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@BravenakBlog @DeeLoralei Everyone will be be vetted. Everyone should be vetted. We are currently experiencing what happens when vetting is skipped.

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Who'dve thunk it ?

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@davidhogg111 doesn't this counter your clever suggestion to reduce Florida tourism until sensible gun laws are enacted ?

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@DeepStateExpose @realDonaldTrump I thought prisons assigned numbers that were longer than 4 digits?

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@Mollyploofkins @my2centsay The debate is going to include a swimsuit competition

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@KyleClark @Misheltie No, but he can threaten State officials to do it

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@champnella @Grizzified2 I thought they were referring to him as Flipper because of his dramatic change toward Trump

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@tonyposnanski @monicasloves Marlee Matlin said she enjoyed it

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@SilverARTicfox A Clusterfuck of Cultists

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@morningmika The reason Ivanka considers the lost children a low point for "her" is because it was a missed opportunity for her to open a factory with child labor here in the US

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@McFaul Putin didn’t want Trump to respond appropriately—so he didn’t

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@LarelleTIff @chrislongview But he’s only 18, his bone spurs haven’t even come in yet

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@Ryan_N_Wiggins nor a red cap in sight

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@Stonekettle irony is that Kansas was the source of the Spanish Flu

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@gtconway3d @HedyLamarr0629 Maybe she could speak to him through a crack in the bathroom door. I think my mom did that for me when I was 3 and I had a tantrum.

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@gtconway3d Republican's had DJ Trump

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