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Childless cat lady. Shameless tease. Connoisseur of bubble baths & bubbly.

New York, USA
Joined March 2021
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
15 days
She’s a 10/10 but she has two phones and mysterious sources of income
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
8 months
Sassy in the streets. Angelic in the sheets.
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
3 months
Scientifically proven to transform your mid-life crisis into the best years of your life
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
27 days
Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
28 days
A guy hit on me in a cafe and asked me what I did for work I said I was “one of those girls that lives in a big city and has mysterious sources of income” and he just asked me if I enjoyed that. After we agreed to meet up I texted him my website and it turns out he had no idea.
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
28 days
How I like to flirt:
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
1 year
Men 50+ are my favorite because they’re in their “fuck it, life’s too short” phase
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
11 months
Sweet like candy, soft as sin 🕊️
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
1 month
Kiss me in Central Park 🦢
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
2 months
Dreaming of you
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
10 months
A decadent evening, indeed
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
7 months
Do you like my new top?
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
29 days
All smiles when I’m with you
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
3 months
Oops! I’ve been so swept up with travels and generous suitors that I didn’t notice the booking form was down on my site. Clearly I was made to flirt and drink champagne and not putter about with admin.
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
10 months
I honestly adore older clients. They’ve worked hard to achieve success in life and now they get to relax and enjoy it. They’re chivalrous, love to spoil you and are just charming and easygoing.
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
1 year
I wanna do dirty things with you. Promise you won’t tell?
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
1 month
POV: your hot new associate caught you staring and doesn’t mind 😉
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
7 months
Going forward I will require a 50% deposit for all touring dates. Touring incurs a lot of expenses (flights, hotels, Ubers, pet sitting) and when you cancel, it really puts me out. To protect my time and resources, this is effective immediately.
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
1 year
Made it to Boston just in time for thigh high season. All that’s missing is your wandering hands.
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
6 months
Meow 🐈‍⬛
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
2 months
I actually teared up when I flew into the Grand Canyon because I couldn’t believe how beautiful it was and just how lucky I am!
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
11 months
@Dworkinette Men fail to realize it isn’t their looks that stops them from being loved, it’s their lack of kindness and being an interesting person.
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
8 months
Is there such thing as being “good at s*x?” Is s*x a skill?
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Alice Arden 🍸 NYC
1 year
5’10” and unlike men I don’t lie about my height.
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