Deco 20 @datcapitano Twitter profile

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Deco 20

@datcapitano

9 months

Y'all gotta know what not to tweet

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5 years

Sigh.. Adeboye is 77, has a PhD in Applied maths, ordained since 1975, hes been married for 52 years, his ideas worked for him... You couldn't even keep a marriage for 3 years and you aren't 30 yet, and the story was out here. Sit this one out P. S You write some nice articles

David Hundeyin

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5 years

I've had a female employee working with me for 5 months. We often work for hours alone inside a secluded office, and I have never thought to take advantage of the situation. Because Man =\= Dog. Maybe the glorified MMM Guiders you call Daddy GO's should come and learn from me 🙄

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Ogbomoso does not lose battles, I hope you are ready.. @PoliceNG

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Mutherfuckers In APC said we don’t love our country because of a drug dealer president. Bastards

Duchess M. Abboud

@duchessmabboud

8 months

My hostel!!! Nigeria for life, baby!!!! We pinnnn!!!!🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🥰

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Uju Anya wants to be 22 so badly. I’m sorry Sandra Achums but it’s gone 🤷‍♂️

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11 months

Lmaoooo. This guy your husband Egbebi Adebiyi was one of the most wicked person in my secondary school man. He was health prefect and he was genuinely callous. 😂 😂 Brilliant guy nonetheless, but he was well and truly hated

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They haven’t even fixed that elevator that killed a young doctor btw. But hey. Our beautiful 4MW grid 🤭🤭

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2 years

Even though this tweet is obviously a lie, there’s literally no WAY there’ll be two major things in the world and Kogi State would have one of it. It’s not a curse

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@ed_onoja

2 years

First in Africa, second in the World. Right here in Kogi State. #DoingMore #Kogihealth .

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2 years

She pronounced ‘opaque’ as ‘ Opa-kway’

Diji The Great.

@dijiaderogba

2 years

~ What was that incident that made you stop your “Talking stage” with someone? Share your story 🤔 😂

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1 year

Nah. Davido! What a comeback ! What an ALBUM

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😂 😂 😂 Look if Interpol takes down Mompha who's apparently the biggest fish.. Everyone and their mom is going down. On God! From Woodberry and Hushpuppi down to Aremo gucci and Aboki wire 😂 😂 😂

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Lmao. Boys wey go school wey dey verifiable, with verifiable classmates and childhood , pull themselves together and names themselves BAT LAWYERS 😂 😂. Aye yin ti baje gan se

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2 years

I get the point sha but graduating from Baylor University is not the same as Ago Iwoye and literally working for New York fashion magazine in 2012 isn’t for everyone. But I get it still - trenches noni everybody ti bere

Dénola Grey | Uppity African

@DenolaGrey

2 years

Been betting on myself since 2012. Never had a 9-5 and crafted whatever it is I am now out of nothing. Never known the security of a monthly paycheck. It’s not easy. Hasn’t been easy. But I’m still here.

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5 years

I became a dad today, to a fine baby boy I swear I have never experienced this type of feeling in my life.. Lol I can't explain it.. 🙌🙌😁😁

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11 months

Tears 😭. Biyi was a mad man. Junior students genuinely feared him

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9 months

Anytime there’s a heat up on the government, they send this one to derail conversation - the country is literally in economic flames but your Agbaya Nobel laureate is still talking about Datti a year after election

Channels Television

@channelstv

9 months

It was not a contest between individuals; it was between a so-called political party. That interview by Datti, that disgraceful, menacing interview, was for me the ultimate signal. - Wole Soyinka #CTVMorningBrief

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6 years

Lol someone sent $300 and you claimed its $100? 😂 Picker sef Na 10 percent e dey collect.. Who are you?

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2 months

A deacon in RCCG

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1 year

He’s done it all

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3 years

Nigga you created a whole ass Female catfish Twitter account to tell lies on Banky W and his wife and got found out by -wait for it, The same David Hundeyin , you are like the 10000000000th person to be doing Moral police. ONKR

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4 years

Omo.. @MBuhari make we talk, why are you surrounded by this much binary thinkers?? How do you have Bashir, Buratai, Femi Adesina, Garba Sheu etc, only you????😐 😐 😐 😐 Is it a reflection of your own person because why the fxck would Buratai suggest Army to dispel us??

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2 years

Lmao. Is this babe okay?

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2 years

lol. 9ice was popping in Kano and Kaduna heavy without Tiktok and IG challenge. Don’t play

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I feel Asake is a more talented and socially accepted 9ice.

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6 years

Someone needs to tell this woman here that nobody is responsible for the marks on her face, she should stop playing the victim every damn time and take it up with his family members

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5 months

@TexTheLaw Of sturvs nau. All these 2021 set gan

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5 years

Dice Ailes is canceled by niggas who don't even know who Sarah was 12 hours ago Ori yin ti yi

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2 years

@4POCALYPSEDAVE Lmao. They only care about the champagne, they don’t care about the Champs pain

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3 months

🇦🇱 0-2🇪🇸 🇭🇷 1-2🇮🇹

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1 year

Bruh. He’s the OG Jack of all trades

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5 years

Lmao Some of you are pretending that Wizkid #SoundManEP is trash 😂 😂 😂 Sorry for yall. Yall couldn't talk about lyrics because that shit be well written, so yall just said its bad 😂 😂 😂

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5 years

The funniest thing about this tweet is how shocked Oloye Akin Alabi sounds at the mere fact that police wants a bribe? 😂 His unspoken expression is of " You mean to tell me police takes bribes in this country?? Lmao like say na Chinese expatriate e be😕

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3 years

Deliver me from poverty or I turn atheist @god . You have 2 months

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@Olabamijiakande Lmao 🤣. Ask Smeezy wetin e do am E never forgive ham

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2 years

By the way - Olamide Baddo is iconic af

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@EuginhoCortez @bolu_ay 😂 😂 Cowbell, Our Milk?????,

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5 years

😂 😂 😂 Olosho Twitter been making everything about Falz ever since my man dropped his own opinion on Transactional Sex.. Let it go

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2 years

If Nigeria was a proper country, you wouldn’t be anywhere near the seat of power- you’ll be rotting in Kuje prison all your lives and your sons . Vertically challenged thief!

Nasir Ahmad El-Rufai

@elrufai

2 years

TUESDAY THOUGHT - “The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.” - Oscar Wilde

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2 years

@meetdeda Uloma whisperer, Shey Olori buruku ni daddy e ni?

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3 years

We ordered food and she started unbuckling her belt

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@_nessavannessa

3 years

What was the reason that made you ghost someone after a date?

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@AlexOgunsina Siji. You know what I’m talking about now. 😂 Biyi doesn’t want to beat you, him and pastor - they set out to kill your

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5 years

I had no idea this will blow up, I have no mixtape to promote but my nigga @Iam_smeezy is a dope artiste, check his Freestyle on YouTube *Smeezy - Zero Competition* ( Freestyle)

Smeezy - Zero Competition (Freestyle)

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3 years

Fuck!!! PERUZZI is having a mare!! RIP OBAMA DMW

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5 years

Ycee was making all that money and he couldn't even afford a car of his own because label CEO is a robber

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3 years

Lol. Alomo inside Champagne bottle is still Alomo Local league must cast

Olamidé

@Olamide

3 years

Money weh you keep for my hand ... Ori iya e gbaa Ile

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😂 I miss Falz the comedian

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@Zyyon_ She’s close to spending x3 of that on earth. Why does she still move like that?

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2 years

Lol. That Jandor and Funke visit to the guys who’s cars were auctioned has gone viral, BMC vuvuzelas are hurt af - it’s sparked a whole new conversation - all of a sudden APC boys are saying that’s not how to play politics. 😂 you fools rode on chibok girls to power. Idiots

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Akin Alabi no wan involve segalink, dey there oh 😂 😂 Dey drag with Police wey no get school cert, wey 80 percent be former OPC how e Wan Sabi say na you get nairabet or even a member of the house, people who can't say good morning make e correct 😂 😂 😂

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6 years

Do you have less than 30K followers? Retweet Follow all Retweets Follow back instantly NB: Don't wait to be followed.. Follow first DON'T Participate if you don't followback 💥Let’s Prosper💥

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Man. People are lonely, people are madly searching for a soulmate. Oh boy.

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2 years

Ayourb was outed on the timeline for wanting to eat ass, he came back shamelessly. Ambrosia you can do this ! Rooting for you

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2 years

@Sir_Fin Na why I talk say I get e point.

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1 year

You are the 2-2 version of Iyin Aboyeji

Retired Polysaccharide Patriarch

@bigbrutha_

1 year

Level 12 officer of the federal civil service or a lawyer with 10 years post law school is now who we say “the poor” dont have access to? Haba na

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Blaqbonez took that best rapper jumping uber thing personal, a lexus and a benz since that tentik diss track

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2 years

This babe slept in a Nigerian police cell for man, main chick arrested her for frolicking with her man, 😂. You know that tweet be triggering as fuck, she’s been there, done that and done worse

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@Tellemmmmm Lmao this one starts crying really loudly over stop stupid shit while in the car with me , now I gotta roll down the glasses so people will know I’m not a kidnapper, he just wants to embarrass me

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Charles Anazodo has entered the hands of Bitter leaf Twitter 😂 😂 😂

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SS2 in 2014 Mad, no wonder you dey argue Iniesta greatness..

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Yaya Bello sacked you for being grossly incompetent, in his own words … do you know how crazy it is for the arguably the most incompetent governor in the history of the country to sack an aide for being incompetent?

Gbenga 'Gøld' Ølørunpomi

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Honestly, the idiocy of these people never ceases to amaze me. We truly must investigate just how terribly educated and informed people can be.

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4 years

Ryan Mason tweeted that he forgot to do something Someone replied "I'm suprised you remembered that you forgot" 😭😭😭😭

mr pepe julian onziema

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4 years

football twitter is definitely one of the most problematic parts of twitter💀💀💀💀-

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5 years

Imagine a miserable, useless man like your Father summoning a whole Ozzy Etomi.. God punish him, does he realize you have 22K followers way more than Jesus Christ? How many followers does that bastard father have that he wants to see a whole You... O baje fun.

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Lmao 😂 my favorite response to tweets of these nature are always the ones who either have no husband, and the ones who can’t even hold a relationship for 3 months They always so maaaaad on others behalf. 😂

MumZee✨🇳🇬

@_DebbieOA

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I've always been too lazy to wake up and get his lunch ready. But the day he told me a colleague brought two spoons so he'll eat with her, was the day I set my alarm for 4:50am.

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😂 😂 😂 Boys kill me gan This one was defending a governor with a credit card fraud history complete with mugshot when people were piling up on him to fix just roads oh E say na Plaque. Boy if you don’t gtf, we know who your role models are pos

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Gain 400 active follows tonight 🔥 1- Retweet 2- Like 3- Follow all that RT & Like 4- Follow back those who follow you Follow me and Turn ON Notifications to Gain 🔊🔊🔊🔊 #PoaetDrive #MistahMasalati #GainWithPyeWaw

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2 years

Yes. First bank has finished me today. I have eaten and I want to pay. USSD and App. Dead.

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@tunshizzle These ones are a support group , it’s not like anyone gave them mandate - na professional fooling, just for the love of the coke or game. Whatever it is

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Biola Kazeem is the typical Nigerian football "journo" Dumb, inept, zero knowledge of tactics, systems and varieties, oblivious of everything that has to do with the habits and processes that makes up the coaching systems... Just an opportuned loudmouth Femi and the GENG Lmao 😂

KickingItWithNairabet

@KNairabet

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"People can now see that Pep's tactics are obsolete, football appears to have left him behind". What do you think about @biolakazeem 's opinion on Manchester City's season. #KickingItWithNairabet . Watch the full episode

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Pasuma Wonder aka Popsy Aaliyah made an entire album and named it OROBOKIBO in the praise of women of weight and you people said we hate fat women... Has anyone made an album for Slim people?? GTFOH

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3 years

Not making it up.

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I need some of you to understand that Nobody is trying to convince you to vote for a better candidate , if your internal wailing isn’t enough,that’s your personal problem, 😆 getting dragged is a small price to pay for voting for a terrible candidate,we are in this together

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If I had any reason to support and campaign for Peter Obi, I would not, because of the vile and toxic supporters he has online. You can literally feel the toxicity in their comments. Now I understand why Waspapping always comes hard on them.

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Lmao man went asking to eat yansh privately to wanting to represent a community of downtrodden people in Abuja. Rise from ashes like a phoenix my good man!! You have fought the good fight, Meffy is in exile running from DSS @ambrosia_ijebu . YOU WON!

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Lmao. APC boys have been wailing all night because of one man they swore he’ll become irrelevant after election Lmao. He’ll be in your face like pimple showing everyone your failure 🤝🤝 Eni sun. Bastards

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7-0 to Bayern in 2013 nearly made me a Dad in Final year Unilorin The knacks were aggressive, I felt I was on Robben's wife .. 🙏

Rola

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Heart break... football clubs edition?

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Ran away with her terribly weak position from Sugabelly on Club house and came back to Twitter to continue her disingenuous assignment and park retweet’s. Madam @moechievous Lmao go and face Sugabelly nau

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Mayor don actually warm am several times. Smh

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@OneMotolani My bro. I don’t agree. Reasons 1 - it won’t bring her debit alerts 2 - if she feels targeted, voltrons don Dey 3. She’s raking followers, very soon. She’ll turn ‘thought leader’ for good women. Only upsides >>>

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@SodiqTade Lmao you kuku take any gig, either PDP or APC. 😂 boys go sha turnup. Zero moral compass

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Fireboy "I'll Be Fine" got me through the most difficult time in my life last November to February!! Brooooooooooooooo

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Lol. Only black players are supposed to be prim and proper , be a model professional , you can’t be an asshole else you’ll risk the wrath of racists

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Na only Dey always sabi who Dey suffer for UK. Eyin oloshi gbogbo

FARMGRIDDZ🐔🐓

@BashorunGa_

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As a result of pressure from his wife, a friend sold a poultry and a cold room in Osogbo to japa to UK with 3 kids and wife..... I literally advised and stopped him from selling house and his HOWO truck b4 traveling. The wife got a caregiver job, and my man was working the night

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My President no Dey delete tweet and rewrite in Hausa to stoke his base

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I've received several calls of concern following the release of the Labour Party's Presidential Campaign Council list. Admittedly, there were some omissions and erroneous entries in the list, hence the concerns expressed. In response,

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6 years

If Wiz forces Teni to drop an average song, we will riot sha because that snippet doesn't spark any excitement

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Lol. Peak Kante can’t play in my team , Peak Busquets had to retire Marcos Senna and displace Toure Yaya, Kante wouldn’t lace Toure’s boot Thanks.

Pulse Nigeria

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Prime Sergio Busquets or Ngolo Kante, who will you have in your team?

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Phyno onye highway Kaywise highway Umuaka high way Chelum na highway Owam na highway Nchubia na highway Men choba okporo abanye highway No come dey wine me 🕺 🕺

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An Egba man literally created the Pyrates Confraternity, you are embarrassing yourself

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1 year

Lmao. Dem don activate ‘good governance activist’ set. Fencers and fencists Boko haram in suit and tie

Gimba Kakanda

@gimbakakanda

1 year

You claim that Obidients are neither an ethnic nor regional group, but you always rush to interpret every criticism of that movement as an attack on the Igbo, setting yourselves up. What sort of cognitive dissonance is this? Some of us only worship one deity, and none is human.

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Wizkid. End of Story.

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Shame on you @Dontee___

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@AScully789

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God ooo.😂😭😭

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I found myself watching old Videos of Thierry Henry again today.. Lol and I want to say to each and every one of you who ever called people like Martial, loic Remy, Mbappe etc next Thierry Henry that God will judge you all... That's all

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I remember when Messi started scoring different type of goals last season and Niggas suddenly became football archeologists talmbout "Lampard did it in 95 vs Wimbledon 😂 Platini did it vs Sri Lanka in 85 😂 Fadiga did it vs France in 1823 😂 😂 😂 And yet you mad he won

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Lmao man said Pastor Adeboye should come and learn from him 😂 😂.. On how to be a dalemosu divorcee or what? First of all, you don't even measure up to him intellectually, the only thing you pride yourself in.. So what nigga?

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@Seyi__ Omooooo this man duplicated himself

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Kelechi Iheanacho has 4 baby mama's and he's also planning to marry a 2nd wife all at the age of 23?? Lmao...oluwa wetin dey polygamize? 😂😂

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Bruh. Nengi peng die!!

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When @thisisaq said "I am peace, I am war, I am the hot water.. That was fire 🔥, but imagine if he'd said" I am a fight, I am a war, Ayam the liquid metal! Indaboski Pahoose! 🔥 🔥 🔥 That could have been his 2nd Lyricist on the roll shit

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@Cerebrone Lmaoooo. Today was better than most days oh. Me wey I Dey find quality go Saudi league now

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOO Ogbeni Dipo talking about his PhD and his rumored sacking and how nobody has offered him anything in APC in return for supporting them and yet he supported them with money during door 2 door campaign

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Only In Ilorin SARS, FSARS, SIB, CID, ANTICYBER ,AKS, F DIVISION SQUAD, EFCC , OPERATION HARMONY, IRT, IGP X SQUAD, A DIVISION SQUAD All of them are doing the same thing - Harrass young boys, arrest them and make them pay huge amount for bail

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