"I want toxic yaoi"
"we have toxic yaoi at home"
"ugh that yaoi is bad it has power imbalance dynamics / an age gap / one is a villain / they hate each other / is child coded / it's too violent / the trauma is sexualizー"
y'all you want a "mild inconvenience yaoi" duh
"I want toxic yaoi" "when will you make more evil women characters" "why does all horror suck these days, I want scarier shit"
NO YOU DON'T. Y'all can't handle anything more morally ambiguous than a Cocomelon episode.
🧼: so, Simon...
💀: ?
🧼: ... your surname's Riley right?
💀: yes, why?
🧼: nothing, I like it
💀(whispers) : do you want it?
🧼: what?
💀: what?
#GhostSoap
#mw3
Y'all saying "proshippers" are the bad guys but honestly the worst, rudest, most absurd, dangerous and harmful takes I've seen were from "proship/proshits DNI" accounts.
These terms= 🚩🚩🚩 because you WILL wish the worst on real human beings with the excuse of protecting pixels.
I think I cracked the code & finally realized why Korean webnovels are getting so popular.
People no longer want barely teens with ambitious goals and tons of friends as protagonists. People want depressed 25-30yo lonely guys who eat warmed up leftovers and are generally a mess
Ok, quick lesson on "criticizing" on social media spaces:
"i don't like this" = perfectly normal behavior, stay in your lane and don't interact with the ship
"this is weird, you are weird for shipping it, I'm making a callout post about you" = entitled, arrogant, rude behavior
And no, I won't change my mind because "this artists condones-"
no you freaking chronically online average harasser, drawing dark/problematic fiction doesn't mean "condoning" and you would know that if you had actual real problems to worry about other that your favorite ships.
#MW2
#GhostSoap
Ghost hates gossip.
That's why when a temp new boss -a colonel- comes over he spends his breaks trying not to listen to the squads chitchat.
Strange colonel indeed, always asking for Soap in particular. Annoying, that's all.
Until today
"Soap's ex bf" he overhears
If y'all really expect me to take lessons in "rightful shipping" and "morally good fiction to consume" from TWITTER AND TUMBLR THREADS you are absolutely delusional and probably Very Much Chronically Online
Price: Is the equipment secure?
Soap: Check.
Price: Weapons loaded?
Soap: Check.
Price: Did you eat breakfast?
Soap: Che- wait what? That’s not on the checklist.
Price:
Ghost:
Price: Ghost added it
Ghost: FUCKING SHUT Uー
#MW2
#GhostSoap
And once he finally reaches a "happy end" nope, his nemesis chases him down in alternate universes AND turns the timeline back to ruin his life AGAIN 🥲
#ff7
#ff7r
Because NO ONE will convince me this extremely toxic cult -yes, you "antis"- are doing it with good intentions.
No, after YEARS of this I know for sure it's all about 2 things:
fictional ships, and socmed power trips where they enjoy insulting people under false moral pretenses.
I don't like to waste time on this topic with all that's happening in the world and I'd like to keep this page light hearted but when you hear a queer disabled artist was blacklisted, harassed doxxed until tragedy happens and these MONSTERS rejoice, well. that's the word for them
#GhostSoap
Amnesia AU
Where Soap is deployed on a mission without Ghost. Only, intel was wrong, and it's up to Soap to save the team's butts.
Squad comes back in one piece - minus one. Soap has gone MIA in the ocean saving a newbie; sacrificial as always
Ghost..becomes a demon
Ghost: a limit of 600 tweets per day? Who would ever spend so much time on a silly app anywa-
(from the room next door)
Soap: WHAT??? RATE LIMIT EXCEEDED AGAIN???? FUUUCK
Ghost:...
#ghostsoap
#MW2
i am NOT recovering from this, Remake was wild enough but even with all my brainrot up until now I honestly NEVER imagined I'd get to see Sephiroth hug Cloud like an ao3 juicy obsessive top/scared bottom fanfic. WHAT EVEN IS THIS 2024
#ff7
#ff7r
#セフィクラ
I'm just saying Miguel O'Hara can gaslight me, spit on me, choke me with his thighs cut me with his cheekbones and suffocate me with his pecs,, and I Wouldn't Mind At All
@acecrisis
Dude... some of us were there when the term first appeared 🙄
it simply means "I'm okay with what you're shipping" = "pro", I don't necessarily ship it too but I know it's fictional, therefore not a valid reason to harass someone. So, it's the normal online behavior.
Everyone's all "protect him" "fix him" ecc ecc while i'm like no, let him fall, and then allow him to ruin another pretty boy. traumatized hot men look good together
Ghost, on the phone: hello?
Soap: it's Soap
Ghost: what did he do this time?
Soap: no I mean it's me, I'm Soap
Ghost:...what did you do this time?
#ghostsoap
#MW2
your words can't hurt me these days, Cloud Strife stabbed Sephiroth and all that walking natural calamity did was HUG HIM BACK and lustfully whisper into his ears,., i am too powerful now i have been extra charged sorry🪫⚡
@zyafecta
If you watch something problematic and think "oh it means that's okay in real life too!" well.....
Either something during your education growing up went terribly wrong, or you're too young to be on social media unsupervised.
"Well, I get him. I'm gonna be really said if he leaves"
Ghost endured as much as he can, but this is the final straw. No one ever tells him gossip -he's usually never interested- but this is different.
"What happened?"
"You don't know? They want to reassign Soap to another unit"
@JenosonTwit
Luckily the support they're getting seems very little? I came across that main Twitter thread. Can't imagine people actually supporting the policing of ao3 among all things
Oh please. Don't pretend you care about Mads. We all know you're just there to defend that lying abuser called Amber Heard.
Yes, surprise sunshine! Even we Mads Mikkelsen fans will absolutely stand on Depp's side when it comes to that vile woman.
#MadsMikkelsen
#JohnnyDepp
It is incredible that it took a male actor closing his Instagram account after online harassment and intimidation before the press can take note of the vile antics of Johnny Depp's online fan community.
"It's up to websites to curate my own internet experienceー" no, it's up to YOU. Can't do it? Then internet is not for you.
"I'm a minor so MY opinion is the only valid one about art of fictional characters thatー" no, you're a minor, you don't get more entitlement than others.
In light of recent speculations FF7R tastes different when you realize that Sephiroth probably sees himself as the hero/protagonist and Cloud as the damsel in distress
#ff7
#FF7R
#セフィクラ
I swear I don't hate any of these ships (on the contrary I like them all) but my experience with the fandom has been like this for a while lmao
#FF7R
#FF7
#sefikura
@JenosonTwit
It started with Hannibal. HANNIBAL. THE QUEER SHOW ABOUT A MURDEROUS CANNIBAL WHO ABUSES HIS THERAPIST STATUS TO MINDF*CK THE PATIENT HE HAS A CRUSH ON.
One would think if you're its fan, you can't be an anti.
I was wrong.
Nothing can surprise me anymore.
Sephiroth: I like to drop subtle hints that I like Cloud
Sephiroth: "I am your h̶u̶s̶b̶a̶n̶d̶ owner"
Sephiroth: (cat eyes squint) "join me"
Sephiroth: (gentle hand hold) "I won't let you die" (proceeds to stalk him)
Sephiroth:... 𝑺𝑶 subtle
#ff7
#FF7R
#セフィクラ
Sefikura best example of reverse clown effect
After Remake: "Sephiroth got turned down by Cloud, he'll probably give up on him"
Rebirth trailer: [gaslighting, implied manipulation, gatekeeping, possible corruption]
...Sephiroth has Not Moved On y'all.
#ff7
#ff7r
#セフィクラ
@ShweezyLiz
Yjh: (in the heat of the moment) tsk you're so tight.......
Kdj: for any suggestions, requests or complaints in respect of our services please contactー
Yjh: KIM DOKJA I WILL LITERALLY BREAK YOU IN HALF
In this art of AC, the straps on Sephiroth’s chest seems so loose, well his whole fit seems looser in the old style, while in Remake he’s just so… big, the straps and cloak seems so tight on his body
Someone tell Nomura to stop making me sympathetic towards Sephiroth I want to keep fearing him and getting chills when I hear his voice I don't wanna... feel the urge to cook him a hot chocolate and wrap him up in warm clothes and sing him a lullaby.... 😭
#ff7
"you're shipping two male characters who have absolutely zero good reason to even think about wanting to hook up with each other in the first place! 😡"
Meanwhile all franchises Sephiroth whenever Cloud is in his proximity:
5)
Later, someone says the words Ghost thinks but dare not say out loud
"that cleanup, fast, efficient.."
"and that explosive? just like-"
"like Soap"
Ghost thinks about the figure through the finder. Body shape. Pose. Wishful thinking. BUT.
Ghost has a purpose again
#GhostSoap
#FF7R
#FF7
#sefikura
"There's nothing even remotely flirty in Sephiroth and Cloud's interactions"
Right, this is 100% a sworn enemy's usual behavior.
Yup. 𝘗𝘶𝘳𝘦 hatred here.
Looking at Remake Sephiroth: so you're sluttily freeing the tiddy, uh?? aren't you hot with all that leather? take it off
Looking at Ever Crisis Young Sephiroth: sweet Gaia what are you doing??! Baby cover up omg someone give this nugget a blanket???
@JenosonTwit
Jeno......... my hermit ways of keeping safe from social media backfire most of the time and i don't know what evils are at work, what happened?
Since then, Ghost pays more attention: when he's summoned, Soap isn't happy. He used to always complain about the higher ups being like demanding mothers, joking with the other squad members. Now, there's no laugh, no wink. Indeed, Soap seems... on edge. As if he's about to bolt.
If you ever wonder who's on the right side between antis and proships, consider this:
in the QRTs antis are openly okay with suicide baiting someone over non existent, purely fictional ships and content.
That's insane.
i hate how normalized “kys” has become. yes, you ARE always gonna be the bad guy if you say it. full stop. your argument is immediately done once you pull that out.
Oh he hides it well. VERY well, but few things escape the Ghost's gaze if hes focused - and none when it comes to John McTavish.
Then Soap stops coming to lunch with them. He's always busy with secret missions, personal tasks "from HQ" not even Ghost knows about.
Ghost is nervous
"Haven't seen Soap in a while"
Ghost hears from afar. He casually strolls over and sits with the others.
"I heard he asked for a leave. Was denied"
"... I heard something else"
"The quarrel, right?"
Ghost's ears perk up
"I had never heard Soap so angry. And at a Colonel...."
The struggles of a god-like being trying to destroy the world AND get his man (a tale as old as 20 years & many franchises)
#ff7
#ff7r
#セフィクラ
#Sephiroth
#cloudstrife
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