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Jedi Knight, Superhero, & Headmaster of @TheNerdAcademy1 Faiben Martel in #IonizedBasterds Competitor in @inagalaxytrivia Co-Host of Pro & Noob

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@darkjedi2552

Jarod S. Pumpkins 🎃

4 months

Hello #swtwt , I am Jarod. I’ve loved Star Wars since I can remember. I love discussing the themes and motifs of Star Wars My favorite characters are Darth Vader & Kylo Ren My favorite films are TLJ, ROTJ, & TPM My favorite shows are Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ahsoka, & The Mandalorian

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@darkjedi2552

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4 months

If you want to play the realism game let’s stay consistent, boo. Lightsaber wound cauterizes the blood due to the heat. Sabine got immediate medical attention. Indara was stabbed through the chest with a fucking kunai and left to bleed out 1/3

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Jedi Master: Dies by fruit knife Random girl: Impaled by lightsaber, flesh wound.

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I really want to dive into the nuances of Darth Teeth’s fighting style in last night’s episode of #TheAcolyte Spoilers in the thread 🧵

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2 years

Okay Star Wars Twitter, hear me out.

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Oh and the most important thing: it’s pretend and death/near death experiences are narrative devices used to set stakes and show the danger and the personal growth of these characters. 3/3

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The bar she was attacked in had a mass exodus because of Mae beating the shit out of everyone so there’s really nobody there to help her. Also this is a crisp 150 years before Ahsoka, Bacta was a relatively new tech at this time so even if she got help, it’s iffy 2/3

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Just today Geeks & Gamers had a stream that contained the implied sexual assault of women as a joke, multiple uses of the R slur, gay uses as an insult, casual transphobia, and the use of “fig” as a proxy for the F slur. Good work @TeamYouTube

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@rewritingripley thanks for reaching out. just heard back and confirmed that this content is not violative & will remain up. we totally understand you may not agree with this decision, but we reviewed this video very carefully against our policies

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1 year

Star Wars Theory remains the God King of being fucking illiterate

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For the folks trying to make the argument that a lightsaber wound would boil you from the inside: yes. I’m saying that the way the lightsaber is depicted and shown is consistently not doing that. There’s sound in space, use the logic of the world, it’s not a physics class

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@slidesoul In what way is the lightsaber less lethal? The prequels are full of people taking blows from sabers and surviving. There are a handful of people who survive a lightsaber wound in the new canon and are given reason to have survived. This is deeply silly.

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Idk shit about basketball but ST hater plus ROTS at number 1 is the reddest of flags.

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Victor Wembanyama is a huge #StarWars fan • First purchase with his first NBA check was reportedly a $850 Millennium Falcon LEGO set • Favorite Star Wars film is #RevengeOfTheSith • #EmpireStrikesBack is in his top 3 films • Doesn't count the Sequel Trilogy as Star Wars

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@shilo_647 I don’t shill shit dawg. You mfs are illiterate and refuse to engage critically or in good faith. It’s shit analysis on a good day.

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I’m well aware it doesn’t make sense. But in “Light of the Jedi” it’s explained that the reason the lightsaber is the weapon of choice of the Jedi is because you can exact a precise level of damage on an enemy. Never more than what you want.

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Just remember the people he’s saying this in defense of couldn’t even do their “we are being attacked help us!” livestream without immediately spewing transphobic jokes and saying the r slur a shit ton of times. This is when he chooses to use his platform.

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Theory spent most of his time bitching about the 5th episode claiming that Plaguies would have sensed how powerful The Stranger is. So which is it? Is he so powerful he would catch Plaguies’ attention or is he only 15 and not involved with the Sith yet? Try again.

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Yall it’s him

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Which Star Wars character is on the Epstein List, and why is it Ochi of Bestoon?

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This man thinks he’s a writer.

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Somebody let all the 13 year old boys know their new opinion just dropped

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While engaging Jecki and while taking on the earlier Jedi we see Qimir rely heavily on these same tactics and techniques.

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“Sam Witwer is in the credits therefore Marrok is Galen Marek” My brother in Christ he’s also the Shoretrooper that stops and frisks Cassian Andor and is a stormtrooper in EVERYTHING talking about speeders. Stop.

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Bro is tweeting like an anime villain written by a 13 year old

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The Fandom Menace has run rampant for far too long and now a flourishing cottage industry of thinly veiled bigotry has been able to thrive while making fandom spaces a cesspool of hatred. It’s time for @TeamYouTube to step up and enforce their TOS.

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We can see the unconventional blade work and tactics very clearly in the way Qimir utilized his Cortosis armor and in his precise, swift, but erratic physicality. The speed and aggression lends itself well to engaging multiple enemies at once.

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Geeks & Gamers is already doing a “so much for the tolerant left” routine. Motherfucker, I watched you do a livestream with Alex Jones. Spare me.

@darkjedi2552

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The Fandom Menace has run rampant for far too long and now a flourishing cottage industry of thinly veiled bigotry has been able to thrive while making fandom spaces a cesspool of hatred. It’s time for @TeamYouTube to step up and enforce their TOS.

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Qimir’s primary discipline is Form VII Juyo. Defined by its ferocity and unpredictability. Form VII was largely unused by the Jedi as they believed its hyper aggression was an invitation to the Dark Side with its over emphasis on offensive swordplay.

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This scene is the thesis statement of Star Wars. Those that hate it with a passion tell on themselves for simply not getting Star Wars.

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This week on #ObiWanKenobi they managed to take requests from all over the spectrum of Star Wars fan and made it work as a (as one wise man would say) tapestry of pain and hope. I am without words. This is my favorite episode of Star Wars TV.

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@starwars @ClanMSeeSee Getting ratioed by the SW account for today.

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There’s a lot to unpack here: This “skit” is 80% the Darth Plagueis monologue with an attempt at humor not happening until damn near the end of the video. Once he actually tries to say something, he gets the events of “Destiny” wrong again. This must be studied in a lab

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@petercoffin I mean the political left in America basically has Sanders & the Squad so seeing them all throw elbows for the working class and being the only folks who even remotely resemble our views is inspirational. Now here’s Bernie on the Jedi Council

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With how deceptively complex Juyo is as a martial practice, it was a prerequisite that the user be proficient in one or two other forms, meaning that no two applications of Form VII were ever identical

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@Star_Wars_Skran I can play this game too! It’s so much fun! Look at this man get disemboweled and fall forever! Same movie too! Try again

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Star Wars Tik Tok & Twitter is fun cause none of us know how to say this mfs name.

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@JohnOne919984 The man laid languishing with a plasma burn through his heart and lungs for 10-15 min while Maul and Obi duked it out. Sabine got a bacta patch and treatment in that time. You are wrong.

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Literally Star Wars Theory and Joe Rogan are on the same arc of being the most mainstream element of a fringe group of weirdos getting radicalized further and further by their own weirdo buddies. It’s literally the same mf.

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Star Wars Theory has come COMPLETELY unhinged and Joss Wheadon is back. Happy Monday

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Form II is known for its elegant blade work and precision as well as single handed cut and thrust attacks. It was the premier style for engaging with blade to blade combat.

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“The suits refuse to let the plot stray from the same 6 characters” lol

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@VoicesByZane

Bram Stoker's Zane Schacht-ula

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Star Wars movies will never be really good again because it's this massive Sci fi universe full of cool bullshit like slug crime lords and an order of nuns who ride monsters and use laser whips but the suits actively refuse to let the plot stray from the same six characters

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I think that the other techniques employed by Qimir were Form II Makashi and Form V Shien

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Now THIS is podracing!

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1 year

The embarrassing “trust me guys it’s happening” is just, painful. One day KK is going to retire and it’s going to be celebrated like a dragon was slain by the most pathetic people on the internet.

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Shien however, famous for its implementation of the reverse grip, is equally based around counter offensive tactics but with more agility and in theory being designed for engagements with blaster wielding enemies, though fighters like Ahsoka Tano of adapted it well for fencing.

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He is the biggest SW YouTuber because he plays games of telephone with books that I’m not fully convinced he’s read to give watered down cliff notes about fights and badass dialogue devoid of context. Man is the word “hack” incarnate.

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Rest of the Thread continued here because Twitter broke my conclusions off from the rest of the thread

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While engaging Jecki and while taking on the earlier Jedi we see Qimir rely heavily on these same tactics and techniques.

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@codyc044 @TeamYouTube Use of slurs should be a deal breaker. 🤷‍♂️

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What we learn about Qimir as a person is that his desire to free himself to indulge in his power has left him aggressive, violent, and with very little ability to defend and with next to no subtlety to his style which contributes to his need for a dark liberation.

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There is so much discourse comparing these scenes and so much of it is rooted in this strange inability to appreciate the fact that these are creative decisions being made deliberately about who lives, who dies, and what narrative function these scenes serve 🧵

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Qimir also demonstrates skill in Form V. There were two branching variants of the fifth form: Shien & Djem So. Djem So was a strength based counter offensive style also designed from blade to blade combat. Despite this specialized version of Form V, I don’t Qimir uses it.

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In its totality, Qimir sacrificed the economy of motion in Makashi to bolster the fast paced offense of Juyo and to shore up the lack of defense added a form to go on the counter offensive and employ exotic weapons and tap into the Force when he is on the ropes.

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Enjoy.

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1 year

This really depresses me. The Star Wars fandom really allowed the worst of us to become our spokespeople. I see near universal praise and excitement for Ahsoka and yet the usual suspects are the voices that rise to the top and keep our fandom impenetrable.

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IT WAS ALL A DREAM, I USED TO READ WIZARD MAGAZINE

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I’m a casual Star Wars fan. My knowledge is nowhere like MCUs. Seeing how the Star Wars community reacted to #Ahsoka makes me glad I’m not into it more. Honestly that was the most Star Wars shit I’ve seen on yrs. Lightsabers, dog fights, droids and aliens. Dafuq else do you want?

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1 year

Let’s also not pretend that his tweet doesn’t just directly translate to “ewww girls”

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4 years

Caption this

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1 year

Biblically accurate Glup Shitto

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5 years

Date men who say the following: How are you? What happened today? Enjoy your night out. Don't be afraid I feel it too. You're nothing. You're no one...but not to me. You need a teacher! I can show you the ways of the Force! But I do. Date Ben Solo.

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@caleb96669691 Why does a 15 second shot of him in a cave that the other things are no longer true? Let’s use our noggins.

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@nonjons @JohnOne919984 Qui-Gon was lucid enough to give his last words and Reva was stabbed twice

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I want to make something clear: Dislike what you dislike. Idc. It’s absurd, nonsensical, dog whistling complaints that should be called out. POC and women are his problem, not the stories.

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2 years

The People v George Lucas is the most unhinged entitled shitshow I’ve ever watched. Jesus Christ.

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1 year

I often call attention to the parallels to the “mainstream” alt-right internet influencers and the fandom ones and just like the InfoWars v QAnon fall out, Theory and Mr. Cock is playing out exactly the same way.

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@starwars stole my look

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Name a single example

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And you have your writers and actors to thank (and pay) for that

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Thank you to the best fans in the galaxy. #Ahsoka draws 14 million views for first episode. Read more:

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Local rapist becomes kids coach. More at 11

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Roethlisberger, 41, will now swap his helmet for a headset.

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Over the last year and some change and some soul searching I’ve come to the realization that I’m bisexual and have accepted this fact and embraced it. On one hand announcing this feels somewhat gratuitous as all those I hold dear were unphased by the news. 1/2

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3 years

Can’t wait for Zack Snyder’s Winnie the Pooh.

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Winnie the Pooh is now public domain. (Source: )

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This man literally said “I only want middle aged white dudes to make the things we never got because what I imagine they were is better than what we got” Also most of these are based on misinfo or Fandom Menace dog whistles. Also, he paid for Twitter.

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@shaun_vids War Crimes = Changeable And Irrelevant Wahmen = STAY IN THE KITCHEN AND EMPTY MY BED PAN AND KEEP IDENTITY POLITICS OUT OF MY VIDEO GAMES

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Aggressively reminding you all of how hot I am.

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I’m not here to defend a company that has utterly failed its writers and actors but holy Christ this is embarrassing.

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@TheSodaManOG ROTS is great. I love it. But the combo of ST hating and ROTS loving gives dude bro and I don’t trust it.

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Going into the “25th Anniversary of the Prequel Trilogy” celebrations I think something needs to be clear. You can dislike these movies without being like this. This specific behavior is why fandom culture is so unbearably toxic 1/5

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Holy shit @NandovMovies went ape shit on this one.

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Mace Windu is one of the best PT era Jedi and his haters have zero taste.

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Your average Star Wars Theory tweet in 2024 reads like this

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Releasing a Star Wars movie and an Avengers movie in one month makes my nerdy heart happy but the likelihood that the Avengers movie suffocates what will likely be the Rey movie scares me. I don’t wanna offer the anti-woke crowd another Solo fallacy to claim as a W.

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@CanvasAirless04 Idk if your whole cashflow is based around being needlessly cruel while just shitting out of your word hole about space wizards and superheroes I think that maybe… they shouldn’t have that job 🤷‍♂️

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Fans are taking action that Disney is for whatever reason unwilling to do. Meanwhile swagmin is tweeting memes and pretending that people aren’t actually doing the work the companies should have been doing years ago. Not very slay, bestie. Not slay, at all.

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I stg this fandom likes complaining more than they like Star Wars

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they did siege of mandalore ahsoka so dirty

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I could watch this gif for hours just to see the way the lightsaber blades explode on impact.

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🎥 Adam Hlaváč 💿

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This will never not be cool, sorry.

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One of them won’t stfu about Legends novels they haven’t read since they were 12 clickbaitng you into thinking Star Wars is Dragon Ball Z the other hates vaccines but loves shrooms and pot and clickbaits you into wellness BS all while being an amazing gateway to the harder right

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Idk if this is something that we as a collective on Star Wars Twitter have talked about or not but I had Solo on while I was falling asleep (clearly didn’t work) and they say they haven’t fed Chewbacca in 3 days. Chewie ate people and we don’t talk about it.

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@HiTopFilms Neither does Ant-Man, Rocket, or Okoye. She has a role to play in this story, nobody FORCED the Russo's into including her

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3 grifters walk into a bar...

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I am still beside myself with joy that we are gonna see Jedi Grandmaster Rey Skywalker reforge the Jedi Order.

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Also the video ends with Palpatine shitting himself? Not sure what that’s about but Right Wing humor basically boils down to saying whatever stupid shit you think and following it up with some adolescent jokes so it checks out.

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I was minding my own business at FanExpo Philly and then @EmanEsfandi recognized me as the “guy who’s booty at trivia”. @quicksilvergrrl joined in too. @inagalaxytrivia is ruining my life. Bummer, dude. Bummer.

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In a world of full of lowest common denominator by the numbers rage bait choose to engage with thoughtful and intelligent people and their work. @StarWarsExplain & @MollieDamon personify this.

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@Bulbasaur27I @D1Puck1T @JohnDiLillo He also has walked that back and clarified he meant that he didn’t like it AT FIRST and eventually saw Rian’s genius.

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Listen. This man has a platform. One bigger than all of us put together. There is value to forcing shitty people to put their money where their mouth is, then buckle under the smallest pressure. This is debating marginalized peoples existence as though it is hypothetical

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People who hate these movies and say Rey has it easy pretend she didn’t spend the fight in TFA running away, gets fully outpaced in TLJ and gets bodied here. Also this duel is so underrated

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The Rise of Skywalker

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My first ever pet, The Mighty Chewbacca, AKA The Butter Slut, has become one with the Force. He lived up to his namesake in every way and his companionship is going to be missed daily.

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… he literally looks like me. Beard. Lightsaber. Colorful button down… am I Obi-Wan???

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When you have to attend the Hawaiian themed wedding at 3 but fight a Sith Lord at 4

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TFW when you can’t remember who killed Aayla Secura

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TFW you pause just right… @StarWarsExplain

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@TheQuartering All characters with super strength are Superman rip offs

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Qui-Gon Jinn must die. You’ve heard the clip of Dave Filoni explaining the gravity of this scene and what it represents. Simply put, there’s no story, at least not the one told in the OT, if Qui-Gon is allowed to live and be Anakin’s father and teacher.

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@D1Puck1T @Agustus74 @Bulbasaur27I @JohnDiLillo I hate how they mid trilogy made Vader Luke’s father and made it so that the force included telekinesis mid-trilogy. Lol

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@StarWarsExplain But Alex, all the other YouTubers told me that Anakin was deliberately created by Sidious and Plagueis in a novel that’s not canon using a misunderstood and debunked comic panel as evidence!

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